Manda Skeptically 🦾🥦🏳️🌈
@ShutUpAmanda
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STILL not a cannibal... I miss Tony Bourdain... Happy Ex-Christian and #DEGRASSI #DoctorWho #TheOwlHouse #DragRace Superfan. She/Her #Humanist Amateur Skeptic
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Seriously asking:
Does anybody else find it suspicious we haven’t heard more about the conservative kid who “shot” Trump?
Radio Silence.
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Call me triggered, I don’t care.
I’m so frustrated I’m crying.
I used to love America, but Trump and his dickpig compatriots are turning it into an embarrassingly trashy pile of shit.
I’m ashamed of my country, but that won’t stop me from fighting for it.
#HumanScum
#SCIF
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@BarackObama
Can’t stop crying. Watching and reading Anthony Bourdain got me through my first year of sobriety and the death of my grandma.
His books helped pull me off the edge.
It crushes me, to know that he was there too. I feel like he was my friend.
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Hilarious that the same
#MAGA
hogs who laugh like children every time Trump calls Adam Schiff “Pencil Neck” cry into their Marlboro ash about
#FatShaming
when Pelosi calls Trump
#MorbidlyObese
.
Fuck off, snowflakes.
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Either Trump’s running out of cash to buy his audience, or he’s losing his touch.
Either way, this
#TrumpRally
attendance is pretty pathetic.
#MAGA
is dwindling.
#TrumpIsACoward
.
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I love how Christians call anything they don’t understand “Satanic”.
Y’all so silly.
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Kirk Cameron is a perfect example of how religion is a deleterious brain-rot that replaces love and compassion with blind rage and fear.
It has NO business in our homes, much less our public schools.
Actor Kirk Cameron says if you send your kids to public schools, they'll come back as "little Marxists, little statists, little atheists, drag queens, strippers, drug dealers... you name it."
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It’s almost like people prefer to watch something entertaining…
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If ONE transgendered shooter represents all transgender peoples, what do you think that says about white, cisgendered, Christians?
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Sorry, Kirk Cameron and cohorts.
A kid is far safer with a Drag Queen in a library than they are with a pastor at a Church.
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The sexual tension between Catturd and Kyle Rittenhouse is palpable.
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CONSERVATIVES: Quarantine is unnecessary and kids need to attend school IN PERSON for social development.
ALSO CONSERVATIVES: Kirk Cameron is right. Public School is the devil, keep your kids at home. You don’t want them turning gay.
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I’ve officially unfollowed
@realDonaldTrump
.
Nothing he has to say has any value.
My time is so much better spent following people like
@JoyAnnReid
and
@pattonoswalt
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#IgnoreTrump
#Winning
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@realDonaldTrump
So if I don’t take a pregnancy test, I’m not pregnant? That’s your logic?
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OMG stop flirting…
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These fake-ass conservative pearl-clutching cyberhicks are cracking me up.
Your hero is a wife raping, pussy grabbing, gutter mouthed, draft dodging, serial adulterer... who do you think you’re fooling?
#ImpeachTheMF
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As a true 90’s girl I’m deeply saddened to discover Janet Jackson is stupid.
A tiny part of me just died.
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He’s right.
As you’ve just delightfully pointed out Don Lemon is a singular black man in a predominantly white community.
Thank you for taking time out of your day to help prove his point.
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Trump’s Asheville Rally looks like the casting call for a Deliverance remake…
#FireLaCivita
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To Donald: Thank you for showing me just how disgusting the Republican Party is.
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Let’s be honest.
Nobody legitimately thought Trump would ovary-up and face Kamala.
He was always gonna punk out of the ABC debate. It’s just a matter of which excuse he uses.
#TrumpIsACoward
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I can’t WAIT to see MAGA’s exaggerated crowd numbers for the
#TrumpRally
in Montana.
Especially now that we’ve seen what Kamala pulled off in Arizona.
“It was three million people and they were all crying tears of joy and throwing panties on stage”
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If you
#IStandWithAmberHeard
people want to “
#BelieveAllWomen
”, why don’t you start with Kate James:
The woman
#AmberHeard
stole her rape story from.
#AmberHeardIsAPsychopath
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If drag is SOOO bad and traumatizing for children, why do so many conservatives force their kids to to do it?
THIS is grooming.
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So socialism is bad unless you’re rich and Capitalism is wonderful unless you’re sick.
Am I getting it right, conservatives?
Stop clutching your pearls, this is the world you made.
#boycott3M
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Hey Kyle Rittenhouse, how do you feel knowing Joe Rogan and Tim Pool are sticking to their guns, while you immediately caved to a guy named “Catturd”.
#NoCompromises
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#MentalIllnessMisconceptions
That we are weak.
We are the strongest motherfuckers there are. We are fighting wars in our heads every second of every day.
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The purple M&M is NOT obese.
It’s a goddamn Peanut M&M.
Jesus, Republicans turn EVERYTHING into a crisis but actual crises.
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Trump’s Campaign really wants us to believe Trump is fearing for his life… now they’ve found “explosives” near his Long Island rally.
It’s such overdramatic, obviously staged, poorly scripted, bullshit.
Just like their “Haitians eating pets” story, it’s all in their heads.
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It’s hilarious that Conservatives still think CNN is our “go to” liberal outlet.
What do you mean “Even CNN is siding with Trump”?
Duhhh, it’s fucking Republican owned.
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Two absolute truths to wake up to:
1. Ashli Babbitt was a domestic terrorist.
2. Ken Paxton is an absolute pussy.
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Conservative parents literally spend tens of thousands of dollars buying fake teeth, wigs, makeup, spray tans, editing and body-waxing for the sole purpose of forcing their CHILDREN to smile and wink at other adults.
Don’t even get me started on “go go juice”.
#Grooming
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@Hale03Hale
@BarackObama
Me too. I got help and overcame it, but it’s still a struggle on days like this. I’ve spent the last three years talking to people about mental health and treatment, and right now I just don’t have the words.
Oh man, I hate this.
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Right leaning folks will continue to ignore the SCORES of straight, cisgendered shooters and use Audrey Hale to scapegoat the trans community.
They’re literally celebrating it.
May they burn in hell.
#NashvilleCovenantSchool
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My conservative friends are watching enough news to become experts on Hunter Biden and “media bias”…
But when asked about Trump’s
#Espionage
issues, don’t seem have “enough info” to form an opinion.
Ain’t that somethin?
#TrumpStoleTheDocs
#MAGAmeltdown
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#PleaseStopTellingMeTo
“prove” that Trump is a rapist.
I think 25 accusations and admission of sexual assault is enough.
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Black dudes serving life sentences for pot and conservatives don’t say a damn thing...
James Woods gets locked out of twitter for a dumb ass tweet and these morons are screaming
#FreeJamesWoods
Goddamn morons. Every last one.
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So tired of having to deal with hideous
#MAGABEAST
bullshit.
Just when I think I couldn’t possibly abhor these morons any more, they start in with some
#ObamaGate
bullshit at 2 am.
Wonder what time it is in Russia...
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Conservatives smugly bragging because Boulder High School was a hoax, while 80 actual mass shootings have already happened this year is so GROSS.
This isn’t some kind of “win”.
Those children are traumatized.
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Donald Trump had pants-shitting, draft-dodging, mega-pedophile Ted Nugent troll with him in the White House.
Biden got world-changing, breath-taking, rainbow queen CYNDI LAUPER to help pass the Respect For Marriage ACT.
Biden WINS.
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Jamie Raskin is absolutely and gloriously, dead-on right.
Republicans got conned by a tacky-ass grifter, but what’s even worse is their knowing support of him.
#TrumpIsACoward
#TheGOPIsTrumpsBitch
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I would rather saw off my own vagina than watch Trump address the nation tonight.
#BoycottTrumpPrimeTime
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#TrumpBribed
...he’s also raped, assaulted, lied, cheated, swindled, embezzled, draft-dodged, and triggered a fucking genocide.
So...you know...pick your favorite atrocity.
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Not only is MAGA suspiciously quiet about Trump using Epstein’s plane, but I’ve noticed they’re no longer adamant that his client list be revealed.
They’re worried about Fat Elvis.
They should be.
#TrumpPedoFiles
Is anyone going to ask Donald why he was flying on Jeffrey Epstein's plane on Saturday? 🧵
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#DescribeTrumpWithOneWord
I need a word that means "disgusting piece of shit xenophobe with no sense of reality."
Oh wait
#Republican
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Andrew Coffee is getting 30 years for possession of a firearm.
Kyle Rittenhouse had his possession charges dropped.
Anyone saying this is proof the system isn’t racist is a fucking moron.
Andrew Coffee IV found guilty of possession of a firearm or ammunition by a convicted felon. He could still face up to 30 years in prison, according to his attorney.
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Raise your kids to be like David Hogg, NOT Kyle Rittenhouse.
The difference between comedians, philosophers and bullies is that comedians and philosophers punch up and challenge those in power. Bullies punch down and are the power. Ben Shapiro has only ever punched down because he’s a coward and a bully.
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Dear Twitter,
To avoid causing heart attacks, when tweeting about Carol Burnett (who hasn’t died) please do what I just did.
Include the words “who hasn’t died” right by her name.
I’ll also accept “Who’s still alive” and “Forever may she live”.
Thank you.
Carol Burnett, the OG of sketch comedy, has never hosted Saturday Night Live. Watch this and retweet it if you think
@nbcsnl
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Joe Biden just OWNED every uncreative inbred asshole screaming “Let’s Go Brandon”.
#DarkBrandon
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• Taking China’s word for it
• Defunding the CDC
• Disbanding the Pandemic Response Team
• Ignoring pandemic protocols
• Calling said virus a hoax
• Ignoring guidelines
• Taking Hydroxychloroquine ADA
• Injecting bleach
• Supporting the above
#DumbPandemicDecisions
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Hey conservatives,
It’s not an “agenda” so stop framing the issue as some sort of scheme.
OUR CHILDREN ARE BEING SLAUGHTERED.
We’re talking about prevention and saving lives, while you’re whining about some “liberal” checklist.
#GunControlNow
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It’s so much fun watching Ann Coulter get shit from the Trump fans she used to profit off of.
This is YOUR monster, honey.
E Pluribus Awesome.
In a perfect world, Trump would be convicted, but in Texas. Assigned to a prison work gang. Sent to the southern border. Forced to build the wall.
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Laura Ingraham probably thinks it’s suspicious that larger turkeys take longer to cook than smaller ones.
Crazy dead-eyed hag.
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#DoNotOpenCalifornia
I don’t want to die.
I don’t want my family to die.
I don’t want my friends to die.
All the
#LockdownProtestors
and
#OpenCaliforniaNow
morons are free to camp out together and cough into each others mouths all day, but leave me and mine out of it.
Assholes
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Notice how
@TuckerCarlson
only takes issue when the FEMALE M&M appears “obese”.
OMG, I can’t take this seriously.
I just can’t.
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#ImProudOfMyselfBecause
I kicked the shit out of my depression and bipolar and I’ve never been happier.
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Happy Birthday Catturd,
Don’t get drunk and run over another dog.
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Alan Dershowitz just left the Democratic Party…
That’s another potential child predator for the Republicans.
Good job, guys.
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Trump may have a lot of fanboys but Hillary Clinton is actually RESPECTED.
Trump could never garner such a reaction. Not like this.
#DemConvention
#DNC2024
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Tara Reade REFUSED to get a polygraph, even if it meant preventing her “rapist” from becoming President.
Even her lawyer wanted no part in her accusation.
Yeah, not even close.
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What’s the problem, MAGA, truth should have nothing to fear from honest investigation…
Is there a reason this concept offends you?
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How To Get Away With Murder: and racism, bigotry, sexism, fraud, theft, treason, crimes against humanity, rape, bankruptcy, pedophilia, gross ineptitude, high crimes and misdemeanors, more rape and bankruptcy and ruining America.
#TheTitleOfTrumpsMemoir
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#BeBraveShareYourStory
My dad killed himself on my 10th birthday and I spent 30 years getting back at him by being as miserable as possible.
Three attempts, and 20 years later, I finally asked for help.
I’ve spent the last 3.5 years happier than I ever thought possible.
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All my love to Kyle Rittenhouse’s mother, Wendy Lewis Rittenhouse who must be grieving the arrest of her young son. I can’t imagine the heartache.
JUST KIDDING
Bitch drove him there and handed him the gun. Arrest her ass.
#BlackLivesMatter
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Dear Matt Walsh and fans,
Just because you’re struggling with pedophilic tendencies, doesn’t mean ALL men are.
Face your demons.
Get help. No joke. Please.
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The same people bitching about inflation all year are the ones happily tweeting “Pay the $8” and forking their money over to a billionaire every month.
It doesn’t get more Republican than that.
#BlueCheckMark
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#LivingWithDepressionIs
that little voice in the back of your head that makes you apologize all day.
*im sorry I just have to sit
*im sorry I’m just not hungry
*im sorry, I’m just so tired
*im sorry, I’m just not up for this
*im sorry, I just can’t handle people right now...
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I grew up thinking Stacey Dash was literally the most beautiful woman in the world.
Conservatism seriously made her ugly.
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@AndrewFeinberg
@realDonaldTrump
This is the second time in less than 5 minutes he’s retweeted a liberal advocating for his removal.
Poor guys
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@laurenboebert
The funniest part is, you were probably really proud of yourself when you tweeted this drivel.
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Proud of anyone who feels comfortable enough putting their sexual orientation out there.
She’s 13 and NOT too young to know who she’s attracted to, but she IS too young to be speculated about and legislated against.
Good luck to Ted Cruz’s kiddo. All my love to her.
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@realDonaldTrump
Nothing is being overturned.
We won, get over it.
It’s over, pack your shit and go.
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Anyone else see the irony of Dee Snider and Paul Stanley trying to define anyone else’s gender.
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We tried to tell you but you called us “triggered”
We tried to warn you, and you called us “snowflakes”
We gave you examples but you called it “fake news”
We showed you proof and you called it a “witch hunt”
This blood is on your hands
#ImpeachAndRemove
#TrumpGenocide
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I cannot articulate how accurate this representation of modern Christianity is.
This is exactly what they laugh at.
This is exactly who they are.
During the "ReAwaken America" event at Christian hate-preacher Greg Locke's tent church, former SNL cast member Jim Breuer mocked flu shots, vaccines, and Damar Hamlin.
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Another deranged, white, conspiracy theorist with a gun, Ryan Wesley Routh, has supposedly “shot at” Trump.
How long until this whole West Palm Beach thing gets completely debunked?
Absolutely ridiculous.
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#WhenDepressionHits
it really knocks you out. You can’t sleep, can’t shower, can’t work, you can barely breathe.
It’s violent and horrifying.
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Good morning.
Kyle Rittenhouse is a murdering racist who deserves a shitty life.
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Just a heads up, if I wanted to argue with a Trump supporter, I’d go to the nearest hoedown.
#DickpigCompatriots
will be blocked.
You bore me.
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Describe a Trump supporter in one word. One answer per person.
Just curious.
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“Oh FFS” is trending.
Which means somewhere, somehow, a Republican is pretending to have standards.
It’s almost cute the way they keep pretending.
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Multiple people in Raleigh shot by yet ANOTHER white teenager turned mass murderer today…
But conservatives are more concerned about a guy named “Catturd” having Twitter problems.
Good god.
BREAKING: A white male teen wearing camouflage is in custody after he used a rifle to kill five people in a mass shooting in Raleigh, North Carolina, including an off-duty law enforcement officer.
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Nothing will be funnier than watching Donald Trump and Mike Pence publicly turn on each other.
I want it to get UGLY.
I’m talkin pre-plastic surgery Ivanka ugly.
(It’s okay because she’s evil)
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#MyTipsForMentalHealth
Lesser known symptoms
*Headaches
*insomnia
*fatigue
*lack of appetite
It's not a feeling, it's a disease
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I planted this orange tree a good 5 years ago, when I first got sober.
It reminds me I can get through anything.
Even this.
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Jesus Christ, “conservatives” are practically jerking-off to what’s going on in Ukraine tonight.
Don’t believe me, look at their giddy-asses in the “Where’s Biden” trend.
Half of them are just making jokes about Hunter Biden.
I’m genuinely disgusted.
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Congrats to Trump,
He lost the election 60+ times and got impeached twice.
Dumb motherfucker.
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Where’s Melania?
Probably off somewhere eating kittens, scaring small children, and looking for untraceable poisons.
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If Donald Trump could be President OF COURSE Marilyn Manson could be Christian.
Nobody loves rapists quite like The Church.
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#MyTipsForMentalHealth
Don't wait for "rock bottom" it doesn't exist. Just dig your heels in and stop falling.
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Florida isn’t just dumb.
They’re pridefully dumb.
Everyone at The Villages deserves to come crashing down.
I don’t pity them a bit.
The seniors that live in The Villages that depend on their Social Security and Medicare to live that Vote Republicans are DUMB FUCKS-
I think Florida is the dumbest state in the Union knocking Alabama off it’s perch
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