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@_jxnesyy

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alys⚡️
5 years
this is the funniest start to an interview i have ever seen i love robert smith man
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alys⚡️
4 years
i can’t believe i used to share water with like 15 strangers at shows jesus christ
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alys⚡️
23 days
i swear this show formed my sense of humour
@ArtofSpongebob
The Art of SpongeBob
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Some lines in SpongeBob just live in my head and I think of them whenever someone says basic and very common phrases, for example: "Who knows? I think YOU KNOWS!!"
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alys⚡️
4 years
gerard way sending the uk government coronavirus information to put the country in yet another lockdown so he doesn’t have to play a gazillion shows in milton keynes next year
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alys⚡️
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alys⚡️
23 days
also a special mention to this one because squidward’s line lives in my head rent free
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alys⚡️
4 years
some of y’all quoting this acting like ur too good to share water, shut up.
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5 years
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alys⚡️
23 days
@mariofan48 and the “cool” in response lmao there isn’t a braincell between them
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5 years
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alys⚡️
6 years
young bill in mamma mia could throw me off his boat and fuckin drown me and i’d still come back as a ghost and thank him
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alys⚡️
4 years
@imidescence halloween show 2017 was the illest i have EVER been and id do it all over again
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alys⚡️
6 months
tbh any scene from derry girls but granda joe’s line at the end of this kills me
@oocsitcoms
no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉
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who got that one sitcom clip
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alys⚡️
4 years
physically i am at home but mentally and spiritually i am in milton keynes, queuing to see 43 year old gerard way play destroya like the naughty man he is
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alys⚡️
6 years
dearest @DallonWeekes , set me your paypal and i will fund a whole UK tour for idkhow. please.
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alys⚡️
1 year
someone get @FrankIero to see this vid of me launching the phanto round my neck like a fool
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@_jxnesyy
alys⚡️
7 years
i got punched unprovoked by a grown ass man during a support on Creeper's tour, freaked out & refused to go back in. Will gave me VIP (friends&fam) to get up on the balcony so i didn't miss the show, dedicated a song to me then told me he'd never let anything like it happen again
@pansyinchains
donnie brain damage
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anyone got any nice stories about dudes in bands??? nah???
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alys⚡️
6 years
meryl streep singing the line “the sight of you will prove to me i’m still alive” at pierce brosnan and wrapping herself in his arms at the end of mamma mia broke my heart a lot more than i care to let on. @ writers why the FUCK DID YOU KILL HER OFF.
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alys⚡️
3 years
its my fave time of year when this status appears on my memories
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alys⚡️
4 years
@wildflowrcal stayed hydrated
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alys⚡️
6 years
robert smith did not black his eyes, wear messy red lipstick and live in the same black shirt for half his career just for spotify to label his band “indie.”
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alys⚡️
6 years
creeper may have said it was their last show but they also told me weekly that they’d never play black cloud again before playing it 3 days in a row so i don’t trust a single fucking thing that comes out of william gould’s mouth
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alys⚡️
2 years
some guy in the crowd during the set said “they have a sexy bassist she looks like david bowie” and now my head is too big to fit thru the fuckin doors in this venue
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alys⚡️
2 years
manifestation circle 🕯🕯🕯🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 mcr play boy 🕯 🕯 division next 🕯 🕯 week 🕯 🕯🕯🕯🕯
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alys⚡️
6 years
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alys⚡️
7 years
made this playlist for my crush xo
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alys⚡️
6 years
listening to creeper vs listening to creeper on Valentine's day
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alys⚡️
2 years
that is the best show i have ever been to my chemical romance are the best band in the whole world
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@_jxnesyy
alys⚡️
4 years
creeper: here’s our 1st show in a year ! mcr : WE R REUNITING creep : here’s a song ! mcr : here’s a REUNION SHOW creep : here’s another song ! mcr : here’s our first uk show in 𝟗 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐒 mcr : here’s a phat us tour ! creep : HERE’S A 𝐂 𝐑 𝐘 𝐏 𝐓 𝐈 𝐂 𝐓 𝐖 𝐄 𝐄 𝐓
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alys⚡️
7 years
i want your skulls. i need your skulls.
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@_jxnesyy
alys⚡️
4 years
I GOT THE JOB !!!! I GOT. A JOB. !!!!!
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alys⚡️
6 years
got a cute little @creepercultuk tattoo today. gonna be a nice reminder of all the amazing memories and friends they’ve bought me when i’m old and grey.💜
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alys⚡️
4 years
shaving ur head on impulse turns out good i think u all should do it
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alys⚡️
6 years
now love island’s finished, the wait for great british bake off begins. can’t wait for the love of my life, my goth king, noel fielding to grace my tv every tuesday for 10 weeks.
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alys⚡️
6 years
a guy on tinder has just said he's intimidated by the "heavy metal" artists i have on my profile. the artists shown on my profile are the cure, the smiths and def leppard.
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alys⚡️
4 years
played a gig. cut my hand in 3 places. blood all over my guitar. blood all over my face. punk as shit. lovin it.
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alys⚡️
4 years
hello @creepercultuk here is mine, @intothebIack and @bstnxmnr ‘s entry for the #SingLikeSinners comp. hope u enjoy our carpool karaoke Xxx
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alys⚡️
7 years
remember when @creepercultuk did THAT.
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alys⚡️
7 years
when u tell ur friends u are bi and they think u wanna get with them
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alys⚡️
5 years
sorry but if ur not going into 2020 as a massive fuckin my chemical romance fan then u are a colossal loser and i want nothin to do with u or the negative loser energy that surrounds u
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alys⚡️
3 years
i wiped my hair dry this morning
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alys⚡️
7 years
*slams fists on table* EXPOSE THEM. EXPOSE THEM ALL. EXPOSE EVERY SINGLE SHITTY BAND MEMBER FOR EVERYTHING THEY'VE EVER DONE.
@THEMlDNlGHTKlDS
Dascha
7 years
@NlNECRIMES 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️
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alys⚡️
5 years
i feel like yesterday with mcr coming back was the closest we’ve ever been to world peace
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alys⚡️
6 years
sometimes at the gigs i spend £14 on the band breaks up during it *cough* creeper
@Gigprobs
Gig Problems
6 years
Sometimes the gigs I spend £7 on are more memorable than the ones I spend £40 on
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alys⚡️
6 years
I GOT UR PITCHER IM COMIN WITH YAAA DEAR MARIA COUNT ME INNNNN
@MartinGurv
Martin 𝔙𝔬𝔫 𝔊𝔢𝔢 l #LUHG 🔰
6 years
@_hidingwithboys Tut tut.. 😂
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alys⚡️
6 years
creeper broke up because people keep singing “no reasons” instead of “new reasons” in misery
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alys⚡️
5 years
went n got a tattoo of the man who taught me to express myself, be myself and love myself for the wacky person i am, and to find the magic in everything n everyone. love you forever @noelfielding11 xxx
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alys⚡️
4 years
look @ the baby smiling oh my god how can anyone eat animals im so mad
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andres
4 years
please just look at him
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alys⚡️
4 years
i wish dudes in bands would really understand the hold n power they can have over young, impressionable girls & NOT abuse it. being 18, i probably should’ve known better to not respond to what he said to me, but my young naive mind saw “man ! in a band ! flirting ! he likes me !”
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alys⚡️
2 months
me going to slam dunk north watching my friends sunny stories from slam dunk south
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alys⚡️
3 months
me and mikey just walked into the tiniest toy shop in glastonbury to be big kids and the only other customer in there was nicolas cage
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alys⚡️
4 years
if u don’t want ur kids seein same sex couples on tv then they shouldnt see straight couples on tv either. havin heteronormativity forced down my throat made me feel like i was wrong & failing my parents for liking girls. either show ALL forms of love, or no love at all.
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alys⚡️
5 years
mcr announce a uk / europe tour with creeper as support challenge
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alys⚡️
6 years
not being funny but i won’t allow creeper to break up just yet because i refuse to go through 2 break ups in one fucking week.
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alys⚡️
7 years
when you go see @creepercultuk and they don't play Winona Forever
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alys⚡️
5 years
Creeper if u see this i am free on friday, if you want to drop a new song on friday when i’m free please respond and drop a new song when i am free on friday so we can listen to ur new banger on friday when i am free
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@_jxnesyy
alys⚡️
7 years
OPEN. THAT. PIT. UPPPPPPPPPP.
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alys⚡️
4 years
gaby’s made me look a whole lot cooler than i actually am 📷: @gabriellervt
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alys⚡️
4 years
𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀 GOD CAN’T SAVE US 𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀 SO LET’S LIVE LIKE SINNERS
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alys⚡️
1 year
playing a show with guns n roses AND the darkness what is life
@andthecoldgun_
JAMES AND THE COLD GUN
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WE CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS ONE! OUR NEXT SHOW IS SUPPORTING THE LEGENDARY @gunsnroses AT HYDE PARK IN LONDON FOR @BSTHydePark WHO'S COMING?
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alys⚡️
3 years
i would do anYTHING to relive oNE primary school summer day when the weather was warm enough for a check summer dress and sandals and ur mum would paint u with suncream before u left and everyone had frozen water bottles and u could eat lunch on the field i’d do ANYTHING
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alys⚡️
3 years
bonsoir je m’appelle big phat emo
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alys⚡️
2 years
new fan x
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alys⚡️
1 year
new @creepercultuk is so sexy esp this bit thank u x
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alys⚡️
2 years
a year ago i rocked up at a cold gun show n gave em a vegan bakewell n now i am in the band n that’s how u do it lads
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alys⚡️
5 years
felt SO good to be at a @creepercultuk show with all my friends again. the setlist ? stella. the production ? sublime. the performance ? outstanding. the new song ? *chefs kiss*
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alys⚡️
5 years
Reading festival if u see this i am free on thursday, if you want to announce my chemical romance as a headliner on thursday when i’m free please respond and announce my chem as a headliner when i am free on thursday so we can celebrate mcr headlining on thursday when i am free
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alys⚡️
5 years
imagine ?? not liking creeper ?? they’re literally ?? the best ?? and most exciting band ?? in the world ?? absolutely CLOWN behaviour if u don’t like them really
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alys⚡️
5 years
1st base : make out 2nd base : sex 3rd base : showing them all the songs u used to cry to when u were a depressed teenager
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alys⚡️
5 years
who contributed the most to music and society? 0% Ariana Grande 0% The Rolling Stones 0% The Beatles 100% Mat Baynton with his Charles II rap and Dick Turpin song from horrible histories 824,527,841 votes • final results
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alys⚡️
6 years
3 years ago i sat my first GCSE in religious studies, forgot all the bible quotes i needed because of stress so wrote mcr lyrics instead, got full marks and came out with an A*. piece of piss.
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alys⚡️
4 years
can’t believe @creepercultuk dropped the best sex playlist to ever exist in one record
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alys⚡️
9 months
used to follow creeper tours everywhere and now we’re in the same magazine together can i get a hell yeah for the first full circle thing to ever happen to me
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alys⚡️
3 years
im sorry if måneskin support mcr i’m gonna piss myself the four fittest people in the world getting a crowd all horny for gerard to come out n sing destroya
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alys⚡️
2 years
in the past few months thanks to these cold gun shows i have combatted my fears of: public transport, bein a passenger in a car, staying away from home & eating around people. i feel so freeeee finallyyyy <3
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alys⚡️
8 years
when i say i love dick turpin i don't mean the og dick turpin who shot people i mean the horrible histories pretty man with the fancy pants
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alys⚡️
4 years
lost half my hair, gained some serotonin
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alys⚡️
3 months
@hayleyrFoto when i was on these apps the only messages i’d get were “u look like u enjoy pegging” n i’d just be there like wHERE is the data for that assumption other than the fact im wearing all black & have dyed hair ?? these men
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alys⚡️
3 years
wonder who wrote this to avoid going to milton keynes again
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@fox35orlando
FOX 35 Orlando
3 years
NEW VARIANT: A new COVID-19 variant has been detected in France. The variant has been named IHU. Health officials found that IHU has 46 mutations. That is even more mutations than were found in omicron.
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alys⚡️
4 years
eating meat is weird and wrong but eating meat from a tin can is especially weird and especially wrong
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alys⚡️
2 years
putting bright colours in my hair is the only coping mechanism i have
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alys⚡️
5 years
blasphemy
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alys⚡️
3 years
gerard way writing boris’s outta lockdown plan and ending covid restrictions on june 21st to avoid playing shows in milton keynes on june 18th, 19th and 20th
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alys⚡️
4 years
gerard way sending the uk government coronavirus information to put the country in yet another lockdown so he doesn’t have to play a gazillion shows in milton keynes next year
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alys⚡️
3 years
was holding my gfs hand and got called “lesbian cunts” by a bunch of teenage boys who will inevitably grow up to leave women sexually dissatisfied
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alys⚡️
1 year
met a guy and immediately after saying hi he said “excuse me a sec” and ran off into the dark for ages, came back and told me i made him so nervous he threw up multiple times then asked if a kiss was outta the question
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alys⚡️
5 years
this is my favourite facebook status i have ever made
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alys⚡️
4 years
annual summer bleachin
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alys⚡️
5 years
stoked to wear this suit and play a gig TONIGHT 🧡
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alys⚡️
5 years
*item doesn’t scan through* customer: oh that must mean it’s free !! me:
@liamgallagher
Liam Gallagher
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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alys⚡️
5 years
i’m alright with this 80s bon jovi hair vibe #NewProfilePic
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alys⚡️
5 years
ur right, creeper memes, william gould IS the right person to vote for in this election
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alys⚡️
2 years
didn’t want to get rid of my dog’s bed so i made a cushion out of the nicest parts of it and now it’s marking his spot next to me on the sofa x
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alys⚡️
4 years
speculation !! is !! bad !! and !! harmful !! leave !! the !! situation !! alone !! until !! u are told !! more !!
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alys⚡️
3 years
mad how i decided uni wasn’t right for me & when i moved home i immediately got a job in an independent bakery where i’m allowed to sell my bakes & call them “the al special.” all i ever wanted was to sell my bakes. seemed like the earth’s confirmation that i made the right call.
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alys⚡️
4 years
Cyanide is SO sexy creeper really went from making songs i wanna be murdered in the pit to to making songs i wanna be murdered in bed to
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alys⚡️
7 years
i'm sorry but if you genuinely think barrier is the safest place at a rock/punk show you're fucking dense
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alys⚡️
7 years
a woman gave me a tenner with "309" written on it today why can't i escape @creepercultuk 's emo grasp for just 2 minutes
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