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@_joaannnn
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‘non-existent , otherwise excellent’🐊
Joined June 2021
10 minutes into a 3 hour lecture and then you realize you gotta get home and teach yourself
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surely this can't be the Cs Education , a paedophile given more access to children??😧.#RutoMustGo.
Police arrest Julius Ogamba Ongera for allegedly defiling his 6-year-old daughter in Megogo Village, Kisii county.
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nataka tu mtu anihug anishow everything will be alright juu sahi manze mimi sioni.
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i’ve been in the morgue since 3 30, im so shattered bro mi ata siamini.
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Name a celebrity whose face card has never declined.
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snapchat pia na hiyo kosokoso yao 1 year ago today bitch fuck you.
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not judging or anything but mwaks ya business plan? Isn't that like Form 1 Business.
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my parents have been together for 36 years+ , married for 22y lakini huwa hawakosi story bruh.
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Smile if you are happily married.
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kitu inaniuma more ni ati alikuwa amesema anakuja home hiyo Monday, i wish angekam tu manze.
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Unaona in this life fanya kila kitu lakini usijaribu kula ngwashe ukiwa high.
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Niwaonyeshe shoes ama niache kuwasumbua?.
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President Ruto says he will return the rejected finance bill. “I want to ensure the monies are available. I am the one who plans budgets and after that, I tell MPs to pass it. Now the work is with your MP. When that Bill will come in Parliament, let them pass it quickly.”
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hizo resolutions nitaanza kuwork on them next week sahi bado nimechoka choka.
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niko na shida mingi but atleast i don't have exams tomorrow 😂.
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ulishiba ukalala😭 si pombe.
Did this. Nilizima for HOURS. Would I do I again ? YES😂💀.
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Ukivaa shades tu hivi mood inachange, unaanza kujiona some superstar.
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I will always stan someone who has graduated bc university si mchezo ei.
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36 hours with no food and water and the government wants to set up a Huduma centre, fuck them.
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Unapenda mtu, you make them playlists alafu anakuja kukuita delusional huku
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nah I'll never forgive the person who took my ID picture.
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We need like a thread purely for men showing off how nice they really look!.
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are girls with glasses pretty or girls just look pretty in glasses?.
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lakini twitter how are you siding with someone who ate 26 sausages?😂.
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Pretty privilege imesaidia sana Uncle waffles bc she is so shit goodness.
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Huko gram are people hacked ama they are fr fr collecting straws?.
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You log into this app unapata mubaba wako anasema fear women unashangaa sana.
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Looking for a boyfriend with the following qualities . 1. Must be the age of 23 to 25.2. Few Tattoos .3. No kids.4. No piercings .5. Handsome .6. Height - 5'9 and above.7. Low body count . Boyfriend allowance = Kes 60,000 per month.
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Reply this tweet with a picture of you on glasses 🤓.
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watching GOT for the first time i know niggas are so jealous of me rn.
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I randomly stopped sending streaks and i have known peace ever since.
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Bottling emotions is nice until that kabottle sasa iseme haiwezi kazi anymore.
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next year naacha drugs alafu sasa nalock in✅.
You can do so much in an year hadi wewe utajishangaa.
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greed they talked about in the Bible.
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bei yetu imekuwa ikipanda off late.
ⓘ This is an appreciation tweet for petite women!.
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manze guys i need your help, this is from my dm; tusipoget justice our family won’t ever heal.
Subject: Concern About Obstruction of Legal Process(Murder Case). "Dear I am Chege,. I am writing to raise a serious concern about efforts to frustrate an ongoing legal process on the murder of my brother. It appears that a prominent politician in Kiambu who is an Uncle to the
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kesho tunaamka ma millionaire
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Lmao man they really don't gaf.
DP Gachagua and other leaders celebrate AG Justin Muturi's birthday in Nakuru
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Unaona kama you're not in love sahi ata usitry juu i honestly wouldn't recommend.
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Mental illness in my books.
Woke up with 50 good morning texts😭he understood the assignment 🤭.
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Not to be full of myself, but my music taste is undeniably a symphony of sheer magnificence.
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‘pikia kila mtu’ yeah you know what I'm not hungry anymore.
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Ndio 6 inafika na vijanaa washalewa, tunaenda wapi kama vijana?.
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Inakuanga I don't fear death until ukue in a near death experience, ni so terrifying omg.
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Nimeosha my locs leo na bathroom imejaa tu mchanga ,nahurumia mtu i have been cuddling with juu hii lazima alipata homa😭.
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me liking all tweets of men being cooked for being in women’s business .
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life is so worth living , I’ve changed my mind (nimelewa).
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media because why not?
Clocked 2 years today🥳.
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This statement ‘pikia tu kila mtu’ inaeza fanya ata usipike what you wanted to cook in the first place.
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huwa mnaget a little tipsy alafu mnateremshana, would also recommend.
Getting drunk with your person in the house 10/10!! I recommend 😍.
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tumia pesa ikuzoee has ruined my life.
Kuogopa kutumia doo ni poverty mindset. Mimi ata nikiwa na 2k nabehave as if mimi ni millionaire.
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b4 guys wake up.I don't like this pair😞
the hottest thing a girl can do is wear glasses.
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eeh si familia ama.
Do you already know who you're spending Christmas with?.
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This sem niko na Data Structures and Algorithm as a unit na tech twitter washaniingiza baridi😔.
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When we were kids ukienda kucheza asubuhi ilikuwa so risky kurudi home for lunch ama ata kunywa maji juu sasa ukiambiwa uoge na usirudi nje?😂.
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just 2 randoms
Show us how your July been doing. July photo dump. Anyone?.
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