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@Skylar_Lorena
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Artiste ๐ถ|Founder @WUWOGKA| Software Engineer |Trainer ๐ฉโ๐ป @moringaschool | Radio Host | Punintentional witch ๐ช ๐๐ฎ #puns #dev
๐น๐ฟ๐ฐ๐ช ๐ฆ๐ช Baha'i โด๏ธ
Joined July 2012
About the weekend ๐ค. Had a blast at Undertow ๐ค๐ฅ
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Scoring an A in Chemistry but still bonding with the wrong people is peak madness ๐.
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Putting him to rest now ๐ฅนโ.#RejectFinanceBill2024
Where are the witches?. Rogeni polisi, please. Warogeni kabisa.
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Me and my unemployed gang saa nne asubuhi. .
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Kidogo kidogo usikie Future na Drake wanaimba "she was twerking like a bitch from Kenya, so I had to leave her ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ".
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GoK be like. "sudi apt install".
So, we are running the government na akili ya Sudi๐ค. Iko shida!
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Was out here wondering why everytime I have a relentless bug, I can't use chatGPT for debugging. Kumbe this is what watu wanajaza platform wakifanya๐ญ๐ญ.
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Ruto must be a JavaScript developer. All these promises na bado. Kazi ni async, await. async. await ๐๐ญ.
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Balloons on my profile ๐ฅน๐ค.ู
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ุชูุฉ ูู
ุฏุฉ ุนุงู
ุขุฎุฑ.Party time ๐ฅณ
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Those idgaf games huwa tiring AF๐ฅน. I pray you all find people that genuinely like you ๐คโจ.
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@Osama_otero Hahaha I stg men say they love bold women who shoot their shot, but the minute you're bold, they start to think you're a fellow man and they run๐. Men just love the chase. They're naturally hunters and that's all I gather from this thread.
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I used to go to Poetry After Lunch and perform melodic and spoken word poetry at Alliance, but I think my inner poet has been dying. Revived it a lil earlier today โจ๐ฅน. Random Poetry Bars ใฝ๏ธ
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@its_tiidoo Also losing so much respect for it that you permanently turn it into pajamas or lazy wear ๐ฅน >>>>.
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All I'm saying is after these protests, marrying a Kenyan woman will cost you, and being married to a Kenyan man will cost you too, not them. You are marrying a leader, an inborn ruler , a wise man, a seer, an epitome of liberism. You're now an elite group. You will not believe.
Kenyans have achieved extraordinary things with their protests. President William Ruto has been forced to fire his cabinet and drop an unpopular bill but they're not done. "We want action, not dialogue," one tells me.
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A babe just passed her Codility Assessment๐ฅณ. Shut down your laptops brethren. We have done enough for the week๐ฃ.
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Sundays are for deconstructing. Back to work tomorrow after 2 good weeks of rest ๐ฅน๐ช. Tea, Joints and journalsโจ
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"By order of The Peaky Blinders, you will be ready Monday.". -Tommy Shelby, Season 1, Episode 2, 2013 AD
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Random hooks ๐ชโ๏ธ๐ถ.Should I drop this one ๐ฅน?
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Uhhm. Earth-tone ๐ฅ๐ฅน๐ค
Outdoorsy dinner with friends on a rainy Saturday evening doesn't sound so bad, does it ๐ฅน๐ฅ?.
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I just saw some men lined up waiting for a haircut. I chuckled to myself and thought, โBarberqueueโ.
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Stranded at Parklands. Anyone around anidrop Thika Road? Haha Magoti imekataa. Uber hazipatikani.
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Merry Christmas ๐ฅน ๐ค
Quote or respond to this with your best selfie/photo(s)/video of 2023. Let's see that ๐ฅ.
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We clearly have the WEAKEST president in the history of presidents. @WilliamsRuto you and your ego-deflated croonies have resorted to extrajudicial strategies to sell fear. We SHALL not be moved. WE ARE ALL LEADERS & WE SHALL COME OUT TO #OccupyParliament #RejectFinanceBill2024.
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I think I looked hella fine at The Gathering yesterday ๐ฅนโฃ๏ธ๐ฟโจ
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Imagine joining the biggest gang in Kenya. They wear their colours with pride. They got the best drugs and get to steal from/hurt anybody. and if you fvck with one of them, they will torture, kill you and never go to jail. The KE Police Gang!!.#JusticeForSamuelMaina.
Think about this. Think about the unreported cases. This is just but one of the many. If we keep silent we will keep tweeting something like this every year. Just think about it. #JusticeForSamuelMaina
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"Is your DNA programmed in C, cause it has a pointer to my heart?".
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We showed up && showed out ๐ฃ๏ธ. Couldn't be prouder of us as a nation๐ฐ๐ช. No looting, lost phones kept && recovered, we all looked after each other; Peaceful protests all the way๐. I hope we get the change we deserve โ #RejectFinanceBill2024
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Pethique maybe ๐ฅน? Felt cute ๐ฅ
โBut itโs Fridayโ is a valid excuse for almost anything today. I am so excited for my event tomorrow and I can't wait to meet y'all beautiful peopleโฃ๏ธ. Reminder to only go where you're wanted na usiforce ๐ฅน๐ค.
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Your weekend reminder to stay in your lane; unbothered, moisturized, hydrated, and only go where you are wanted. โ๏ธ๐ค.
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Out here feeling like a low-budget, drilled out Tommy Shelby thanks to a ๐ฅ Grime x Wakadinali Playlist this Friday morning ๐ฅน. This fit was inspired by scarves๐. Happy Mashujaa Day๐ค
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Okay. Stuck between building a gaming PC or simply buying the PS5.
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A photo of you not smiling.
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"You think darkness is your ally?.But you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it. ".
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It's giving corporate baddie, idk ๐ฅธ. I know the sticker says coder so it's burnt toast already ๐ฅน๐ค.
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Another year to remind you that petite babes are the way, the truth and the life ๐งฌ๐ฅน๐.
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Interviewed for this job and got a higher position than I'd applied for. Guess who's starting on a new job tomorrow ๐ญ๐ญ. .
So, I went for an interview today and we had a typing test. I was happy cause constant coding has gifted me some fancy fingers tbh ๐. Got on the keyboard and my accuracy levels were 98%, typing speed at 40wpm. All hail these fancy fingers ๐!.
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Kenyans are clearly and without a doubt a whole package at the wrong address. Take us to any country and watch how we restore order. Tomorrow, we Occupy Everywhere because the king is naked and can no longer be among our kin #RutoMustGo.
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Me coding in all the languages except the one I love most ๐ฅน
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It's the weekend ๐ฅน. Guess who made it into The Headlines today? : Grab your copy of The Saturday Standard @StandardKenya today and check out the feature. Your support means the world to me! ๐คโจ
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It's 6:09pm. I have no idea what wonders await me this week, but. "By order of The Peaky Blinders, you will be ready Monday." ๐ฅน. -Tommy Shelby, Season 1, Episode 2, 2013 AD
"By order of The Peaky Blinders, you will be ready Monday.". -Tommy Shelby, Season 1, Episode 2, 2013 AD
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Way to end the season! In case you missed our show yesterday, check out the re-run on YouTube ๐. Like, comment and subscribe. Happy holidays ๐ฅน๐ค๐ค
Ignite your week with our 2023 Surge finale on , 7-10pm๐ค! AfroPunk Queen @Maloba , The Surge Freshman @Skylar_Lorena x Rock Guru @djmaxxjones featuring โจSensational ๐คโจ โ writer, singer, guitarist @GhettoSongBird! Movie highlights, news, requests & banter awaits! ๐ฃ
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Another day to remind you that petite babes are the way, the truth and the life ๐งฌ๐ฅน๐.
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When receiving payment in gold coins, pirates used to verify their purity by biting into them. In other words, criminals only accepting payment in bit coins goes long way back.
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"I'mma keep on burning, with passion ever learning, success I keep on yearning; wanasema nachoma ๐ฅน๐ฅ. "
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Today I found out that you can hear the sound of blood flowing through your veins. You just have to listen varicosely๐ฅน.
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@Osama_otero Fashoo fam. It's giving main character energy! They boutta pull up. Better stay strapped cause the opps be lurking. Don't be screaming gang gang cause them feds glocks workin. .
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2 teasers of "Songs of Soulomon" the EP, out now - FINALLY! Find us at on Spotify. Cheers!
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Thought to leave this rough draft here for a timeless throwback Thursday. Mariah's runs are indeed prime and undoubtedly goated๐ฅน๐ค. One could only try.
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Bro, I had a really good day. I went house hunting, found some really dope places, had lunch with a really cool friend, took a long walk to catch the sunset with a really cool view and now I'm headed home to open a really fine bottle of wine.
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Kama huna kitu unafanya on Sato 5th October, si ukam thru tuchill. Itinerary ni BYOB & snacks & of course tutashare zangu๐ฅน. Kisha najua kuna wengi wenu mwajiita introverts eti mko shy, come meet yuh fellow peeps tuvibe. Leta rafiki yako atoke na rafiki yangu jamani. Jisajili๐.
I'm really excited to meet you all on Saturday 5th October at The Arboretum ๐ฅน. Save the date. Je, waja ๐ฑ๐? Registration ongoing @wuwogka ๐ .
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It just never stops ๐ฅน. It's yet again another successful Monday, I look fine AF and I just finished shooting my documentary ๐ค๐ค
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Just finished guys. 2 hours 50 minutes of absolute Sweating ๐. Your good graces totally graced me โฃ๏ธ. The questions were at least medium level. Thank you โฃ๏ธ. Shut down your laptops brethren ๐. Mko ๐ฅ?
I have a Codility assessment in 18 minutes. Wish me luck ๐ค๐.
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Balloons on my profile today. So happy and grateful to be turning a year older. It's been a journey ๐๐
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Not even a knee injury could stop a whole colorful && defiant witch ๐ช. If you see me, say hi!. #RejectFinanceBill2024 #OccupyParliament
Feel so bad today b/c they hurt my knee on Tuesday. So I will be here to amplify your voice on ground & retweet๐ฅน! Reminder that WE are the revolution! Together we can make sure this Finance Bill reflects what we NEED & NOT what they THINK we can affordโ!. #RejectFinanceBill2024.
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My first car might just be a manual car. It's been a forever dream ๐ฅน. Driving stick is just-.
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I am Vengeance ๐ฆ๐ค
I got a really nice Batman Tee that has all the Batman films showcasing the evolution of the Batman logos from 1940-2012. Love love, love eeet ๐ฅ๐๐ค.
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Not really a dad joke or pun, but the other day, my coworker noticed that the clock on the wall had stopped and asked, "When did that happen?".So I said, "Well, from the looks of things, I'd say it was about 8:47 ๐ฅน.".
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๐ฅนโจ๐ชฉ
There's something about mirror selfies. Let me see your favourite one.
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Me on a live coding/ whiteboarding interview session. .
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I have a Codility assessment in 18 minutes. Wish me luck ๐ค๐.
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Amidst the flu ๐คง; Random Thursday hooks โ๏ธ๐ถ.Tell me that you love me ๐ค
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Ukitendwa never stress about proving yourself or revenge. Karma doesn't exist utashinda ukiwish bad things on the other party wakizidi kuprosper. Just work on you!.
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Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee. โ๏ธ.
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While most puns make me numb, mathematical puns make me number.
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