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@ro_uzie
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Joined August 2013
In case y'all missed it 5 commandments to staying young. 1. Giggle as much as possible.2. Get your sleep.3. Take lots n lots of water.4. Have lots of sex (consensual n safe of course).5. Love with a full n open heart. By Tracee Ellis Ross.
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Aren't they the same baby๐๐๐
Iโve never seen a baby hold their laugh in ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ lil buddy gone be hell!
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My never serious self would start doing that music festival dance๐๐๐.
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Never thought mwendas was an actual place thought it was sheng for partying lol.
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Party bus? Hii si ummoiner?.
Party Bus is really becoming a thing in Kenya and I love it.
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@miss_nyaruai Kwanzaa they always trying to prove themselves 'kuja nikubebe' anga 'nikalie tu'๐๐๐.
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Dude will pipe and babe you to death then talk about 'you get attached easy'๐ญ๐ญ man niggas!!! They really ain't shit.
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Lemmi hop on real quick with a fav๐
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Here I am. again๐
Mirror Selfies, anyone? ๐ฅบ.
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Me paying with mpesa kwa counter.Random person kwa line: Tuko na haraka sisi.My unbothered self:.
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The one time nilipewa key, the nigga changed locks the following day khai๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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This is how noisemakers used to come back to class after being forgiven for noisemaking.
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No exes just vibes over here
Ex wako amewai kufanyia madharau gani ndio mkawachana? ๐.
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Told this bike guy 'naomba kufikishwa. ' he asked 'kwani ni bure?' Smh๐๐๐๐๐๐.
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๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ until I find that one thing that'll get me like . Yeah nvm.
One thing about me ima stalk a nigga until I donโt like him anymore.
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Leave the house!? Why can't the holy spirit just send them to me like delivery
I donโt know who needs to read this but if youโre a homebody looking for love; leave the house sometimes! Unless your future bae is a burglar, plumber, or a Jehovahโs Witness - you will not find them at home!!!.
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Anyway in my house treatment hua the 'cater to you' type of situation 'do you wanna eat boo? Lemmi feed you' .Hakuna haja ya kupeana stress na mnaishi pamoja.
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@zahavimeansgold The shark in the air getting passed over people: not the people! Not the people!
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Wait . there's cooking stage too?
That moment in a new relationship when he asks you to cook for him and his friends ๐ญ Iโm nervous guys, help!!!.
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Mans angekua alishut down hii maneno kitaambo.
Finally, Iโm not โfighting for my manโ. Donโt be dumb. Call it insecure if you want. I didnโt like her commenting โzigo imefuraโ on my bfโs media. I found it gross and embarrassing when she did it again today. So I said my peace. I CALLED HER WEIRD BC ITโS WEIRD.
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Aaah I love me those palm trees typa dudes. they just stand there with their small small slouch looking all beautiful n cocky you'd think they are bros with the man upstairs๐๐๐๐.
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Mum: aamka unajua utachelewa.Me in primary faking headache because i haven't done assignments:.
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Anyway ata mimi if we can't talk talk you gots to go. I don't like boring dudes smh tell me something interesting, make me laugh, show me something Lakini mtu ati .''I like watching you talk'' hio ni kazi ya tv smh.
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Idk this whole renaming boxing day reminds me of this video๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ .
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I reach out to man's alafu aniruke you'll be dead to me and my child forever. I wouldn't gaf. ata urudi baadae. .
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Lmao tell me why huyu anaandikia the kid 'we don't have photocopying machines and printers in the house pls give realistic homework' kwa diary๐๐๐๐๐ cbc parents are fed up lol.
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@BeyondScaredVid @AdventuresTrip Buh he should've been at the end of the slide waiting for the baby to come down๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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My friend was telling me about how another of her bff betrayed her apparently the best friend used to go for strokes Kwa her boyfriend. the boyfriend's friend ndo alimuambia ati he thought she deserved better. How many guys would tell on their buddies tho?.
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Mi fotos favorita๐
Show us how your July been doing. July photo dump. Anyone?.
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Remembered this bop!.
It's been cold and rainy for the last three day, you know what that means
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Here's a recent๐ piping๐ฅ
I think it's about time we all quote retweet with a photo of when we knew our bodies were hot this year.
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Ukiskia 'who's inside here!' After umedodge preps for small small sleep.
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My bod would've looked like this if I wasn't stung by a wasp in class 6๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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Just so y'all know. my hair courtesy of @HopeShish_ buns n accessories, wigs n many more๐๐
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Last I did, plus this was so pretty pls
Setting your own picture as a wallpaper is so embarrassing.
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Wah. two steps inataka kua belt, nimekoma.
mini skirts not really for people with ass if we being honest lol.
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Came across this video in my gallery๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ I die everytime๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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It's giving
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Ndo huyo rich auntie na dera yake๐๐.I looked nice for the first day of the year๐๐
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When mazematics ulifanyiwa Kwa mat finally adds up n realized you were scammed.
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@miss_nyaruai From what I've gathered everyone wants to be savage, no one wants to chase n if you get into one people just wing it, getting couple privileges but as friends. no one wants to claim the other. It's exhausting honestly.
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Once I heal and start dating, my house will be full of love and loyalty none of that toxic shit๐.
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Mlisema utamu wa dera hua ni kuishikilia Ay๐๐ anyway. this is my fav out of the many I own๐
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Y'all sleep naked unprovoked?.Ile siku parapanda italia ushtuke uanze kutafuta nguo na hio time hua hazionekani. .
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Vile ulikua unatokea after umechapwa in front of your friends alafu utumwe dukani.
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