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Remember Cheryl Cole was fooled into thinking the Italians were singing Fight For This Love on their balconies in the height of the pandemic
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I’ve just been told that when my brother passed away on the M50 on Friday that several cars stopped and people sat around him until the ambulance came so he wasn’t alone, i really want to find them if people can please share 🤍
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Getting the ick for boys is one thing, but do ye ever get the ick for yourself??
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My niece turned to my sister the other day and says “can’t wait to make my credit union” instead of holy communion hahahahahahahaha
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€2.80 an hour
Around 4,500 student nurses are set to receive a new Pandemic Placement Grant worth €100 per week when they are on hospital placements following allegations of exploitation during the Covid-19 pandemic
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My brain goes a little bit more ???? every time I think of the teacher in my school who wouldn’t let us keep water bottles on our desks and made us ask when we wanted to take a drink, a basic human right ?????
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How is anyone expected to better themselves by doing PLC courses when there’s wankers like this who put people down simply for bettering their education??
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Remember that time a few years ago in like March it snowed so heavy that the country shut down and they brought Xmas fm back hahahahaha
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Anti maskers are infuriating, even IF masks didnt work (they do) would you not just wear it for the tiny possibility that it might stop someone from getting sick and possibly dying, and know that you’d done what you could to help stop the spread rather than know you done NOTHING?
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Some “real work” that student nurses do.
To justify their refusal to pay student nurses the Government are saying they don't get paid because they don't do 'real work'.
Are you a 1st, 2nd or 3rd year student nurse working on our wards? Tell us your experience of doing real work.
Contact david.cullinane
@oire
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My mam gave out to me for not having the washing off the line in this picture so, if ur like my mam, I’m sorry x
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I really hope people don’t just think things are immediately back to normal on the 18th and start having large gatherings etc, that date is just when things are going to be loosened up a lil bit!! V positive changes being made but pls continue to adhere, we are doing so well!!!
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2 years ago today my mam opened a package addressed to me which turned out to be my vibrator ✨
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I love my parents with all my heart by MY GOD I can’t live with them anymore, not natural to be still living at home at this big age, I hate Ireland
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How mad was it that Blaze, a disco for 13/14 year olds had a smoking area and nothing was said hahahaha legends
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Student nurses are stressed beyond belief about going back to unpaid placement. Many of us work in healthcare settings outside of college to earn money as well as gain extra experience. With guidelines at the moment you cannot work in more than two settings without (1/2)
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Sometimes you just have to not care how bad u look in pics bc the mems are worth it
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Isn’t it mad how you can be the villain in one persons story but be the best person ever in someone else’s ?
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I went on an unplanned first date tonight that consisted of us sitting on a canal drinking dial a drink vodka and I’ve honestly never had a better date in my life
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The day has come, she is making her credit union
My niece turned to my sister the other day and says “can’t wait to make my credit union” instead of holy communion hahahahahahahaha
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Can’t believe I’m graduating from Trinity with a first class honours in nursing, I’m so over the moon🥺
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I’m v upset about gyms but this argument isn’t it☹️alcoholics go through severe withdrawals and may end up v sick if they don’t get alcohol, the same with takeaways, it’s homeless peoples’ only way to eat, the gym is important to us, but these things are important to others too
Ireland once again failing to acknowledge mental health by the closure of gyms and blatantly ignoring the detrimental impact it will have on people.
But an off-licence is ✨essential✨
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Seeing results in the gym + Penney’s undie sets = feeling goooood
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Felt real positive for the first time in agesss today so celebratory selfie was in order xx
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As if Grace opened her
@ASOS
package to see her north face jacket looked like it’d been worn, and checked the pockets to find a pair of used dirty earphones in them hahahahahahahah no way
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I reckon the government should pay for all essential workers to get skin treatments/facials as a thank you bc our skin is in bits pls help x x
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I went down to take my uniform out of the wash and put it in the dryer last night and this was on the table :( she’s the cutest
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I was selling sofas in IKEA before& the manager kept telling me I needed more passion, it wasn’t just a job and I had to remember the big picture, it wasn’t just a sofa to the customers “it’s where a mother will breastfeed her child, where a family will watch a film” fckn weirdo
when u get hired and ur boss is like "this isn't just a job it's a family" u bout to have the WORST experience of your life
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Her version of lounging around and my version of lounging around are two very different things
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7:55 in the morning and a confused patient said to me “fuck off you hippie with your pink hair” ✨💖✨
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Also what course you chose does not correlate with your income/status. You could have really high or low income and decide to do a PLC cause it’s what YOU WANNA DO
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I really really really really think anyone going abroad is very selfish 🥰🙈💞💅🏼
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Everyone, get you a boyfriend who has fresh bedsheets, pyjamas, a steak dinner, wine and snacks for you after your 13 hour shift, don’t settle x x
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2 years ago vs today
I worked out back then and ate as healthy as I do now, but I am soooo much happier than I was 2 years ago, mad how much impact the mind can have🥺
Not the most major transformation I know but the difference in my confidence is crazy !!
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It never ceases to shock me that unpaid student nurses are only allocated a total of 45 mins/hour for a 12/13 hour shift hahahahah
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Had my driving test today and my dad was like ring me as sooooon as you find out and I rang him there as he had a passenger in his taxi and he had me on loudspeaker, told him I passed and the passenger congratulated me and all🤣 BUZZING
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Imagine some old person who isn’t on social media and didn’t know that “protest” was happening, went for a walk through town to face all them idiots without masks, on top of each other, screaming UGHHHH this fucking country man
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Watching the St James documentary on RTE tonight makes me feel so lucky to be a student nurse there, honestly the best nursing staff in the world 🥺💘
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9/10 lads praising those rapists for getting away with it makes me scared at how much scum out there believe that rape culture is ok
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Do not understand why gardai are hassling people doing soup runs yet people are continuously getting mugged, cars being stolen, and vulnerable people are being targeted for assault, let the people feed the homeless like
Last night was a miserable old evening in Dublin, and we fed 403 people before we ran out of hot food. Got a little bit of hassle from the Gardaí, who again appear to be cracking down on soup runs in the city. Thanks to everyone who donated.
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I wonder how they will react if they find out the child isn’t an Irish national - which is very likely ? Will they care anymore ??
What you are seeing tonight in Dublin was pre-organised by the likes of this guy; who urges his followers to kill “gypos & foreigners”
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Just want someone to look at me how Bonnie looks at chicken balls 😩😩😩
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Got the hair chopped the other day and already want it chopped again xxx
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Didnt get out of bed till 8 o clock this evening because I was sad, it took me all I had to force myself to go on a walk, bad days are allowed u guys, and they make you appreciate the good days that bit more 🌈
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few days ago in work I changed quickly in the lunch room& changed bras bc I was going gym, came in this morn & someone’s bra was hanging up on the wall &I was like wtf who would do that, and was thinking “aw I have that bra lol” WAS MY FUCKING BRA ON DISPLAY WASNT IT
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My mam told me I “look like a biker” in this pic so naturally have to post it everywhere (: x
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I acc don’t give myself credit, I’m in a very demanding course, work at least 2 days a week and study on my days off as well as do my home workouts/going on walks, was beating myself up the other day for being unproductive, but we’re allowed lazy days guys !!!
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One of my favourite human interactions was when me and Jodie were in the shilling and a youngfella came up to us unprovoked, look at each of us, and said “yup purple urple (me) and noodle head (Jodie)” hahahahahahahhahaahhahah
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I am beyond frustrated seeing people break the guidelines, yes I understand it’s annoying to not be seeing friends as regularly as you’re used to but you know what else is frustrating? Seeing people critically fucking ill and dying without their families
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Start of 2019 vs the end
At the beginning of this year I was allowing others actions make me question my self worth causing me to be in a very toxic relationship with myself. Only within the last few months have I removed negativity from my life & just let myself be HAPPY
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@SimonHarrisTD
@MichealMartinTD
@LeoVaradkar
student nurses have put lives at risk to help our country during the pandemic. I think giving us some form of wages/allowance for work done on placement to relieve financial/emotional stress is the least that can be done for us.
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A break of two weeks between changing settings (a good rule to have in place). However this means that during our 6 week placements we will have a period of 10 weeks where we cannot work due to being on placement. This will be 10 weeks of no income.(2/?)
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Many students have bills to pay, and houses to run. There’s one simple way this can be fixed, PAY STUDENT NURSES FOR PLACEMENT!! We’re not asking for huge pay rates, but something to get us by while not being able to work.
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Remember when you were younger and you were convinced that every white van that passed you was out to kidnap you hahahahah
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Looking back on pics of me from last year and the lack of confidence I had makes me so sad :( celebrating with this recent pic of me feeling like a bad bitch x
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Aw piss off Debbie if you’re finding explaining something like this difficult to secondary school students maybe you shouldn’t be a teacher
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Ciara’s mic done fucked up her haul of her new Docs that she ordered in a baby size 5 by accident :) REMIX
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I’ll never not laugh at boys passing remarks about us “sexy nurses” when it’s the most UN-sexy profession you can think of hahahahahah
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Can everyone PLEASE PLEASE reach out if you’re feeling down, I promise you it gets better😭 if anyone ever needs a safe space to talk without judgement whether I know you or not, my DMs are always open.
Please look after each other, the world needs more kindness
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For months I’ve been telling myself i want to do paediatric nursing and I started placement on a paeds ward today and it just made me realise HOW MUCH I want it🥺🥺
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She will return after Christmas, for now I’m munching on boxes of heroes xx
I think it's about time we all quote retweet with a photo of when we knew our bodies were hot this year
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I know we’ve all been saying for months that we’re sick of it but I’m actually at my wits end I fucking hate this
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I wonder do the owners of the family of labradors on mobhi road know that everyone from surrounding areas know them so well
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QT with a photo of you that somebody else has taken. Selfies are not allowed. It can be old or new but ideally one that really captures
Freshly finished placement, after eating good food and drinking good drinks with my bestie pals
QT with a photo of you that somebody else has taken. Selfies are not allowed. It can be old or new but ideally one that really captures you
Chillin with Bray’s Barbie 💖
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Done my first day in my maternity placement today and I’ve never felt so much love in a room as I have with the new mammies and their babies🥺
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As ifffff I was woken up today to a huge hamper of goodies, wine pyjamas, self care bits and a one4all voucher from all my cousins and aunties and uncles bc they said they’re so proud of the work I’ve done this year😭 sobbing
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