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lol ok trying this again because many ppl have flagged that I am ~undercharging~ so after much self reflection I have realized it actually will cost y’all more to pick my brain than I previously thought but hit me up if you wanna talk ✨
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🚨BREAKING: Biden for President has just had the campaign's best day of online fundraising ever!
Our supporters continue to shock and awe in the best way possible and I have never been more proud to work for this grassroots team.
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and just like that! 4-5pm this evening just became our best fundraising hour ~ever over at
@TeamJoe
. obviously this is a huge day for the campaign w
@KamalaHarris
joining the team and i think it's only a sign of all the great things to come!
text READY to 30330 to join us 🙂
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today was my last day at the
@WhiteHouse
! I am immensely proud of all the work I’ve done in the past 18 months (and more tbh) to elect a president and then administer more than 400 million lifesaving shots to fight COVID — wouldn’t trade this journey for a thing.
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wow I met
@staceyabrams
this afternoon and I asked her for a photo and she was like “take your name tag off so it looks like we’ve been friends forever” 😍😍
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me, liking a boy:
It probably doesn't end well, but it isn't clear yet in which way it ends poorly.
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the president said shot girl summer
Today, President Biden announced a breakthrough collaboration between Johnson & Johnson, Merck, and the federal government to ramp up vaccine production. Because of these efforts, we will have enough vaccines for every American by the end of May–two months earlier than expected.
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Hello I, like everyone on this hell site, have some ~personal news~ to share: I’ve been promoted to Director of Online Fundraising at the DNC. I’m really fucking excited to raise some money + elect Democrats everywhere. Plz hold your applause and respect my privacy at this time.
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fantastic weather for Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson this morning 🤗
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finally an answer to the oft asked, never adequately answered "what's next?"
honored beyond measure & so excited to be joining these brilliant folks on the COVID response team at the White House as digital director -- coronavirus doesn't stand a chance:
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it's almost as if all these platforms could have decided at literally any time not to be a breeding ground for white supremacy and domestic terrorism huh
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i just started that chaotic ass netlifx show "love is blind" first of all its cute that nick lachey was like “obviously im nick lachey” -- obvious to whomst sister??
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today we say goodbye to “Clarke from the DNC” but I’m really excited to join team Biden, raise a shitton of money, and win this thing ✨
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lmaooo how you gon moderate a debate talmbout im gonna ask a question about race but if you wanna answer about something else go ahead
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Because she* cares more about you than any man!
((text JOIN to 43367 for this and other fun texts me + the DNC ✨))
Why does Clarke w/ the DNC text me more than any other man?
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🚨THE DNC JUST HAD ITS NEW BEST ONLINE FUNDRAISING DAY OF THE CYCLE YESTERDAY🚨
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two and a half years, almost a billion dollars raised, an elected president, flipped senate, and kept house later, I’m saying bye for now to my team at the DNC. many thanks to Democrats everywhere for making it happen — I would do it all over again in a heartbeat.
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im just gonna go out on a limb and say this is the best day for online fundraising for anyone anywhere ever but do not quote me on that im not an expert.
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🗣some late, great, breaking news!
TODAY ALSO BECAME OUR BEST GRASSROOTS FUNDRAISING DAY EVER.
Stoked about running program that empowers supporters & makes days like this possible. excited as heck for the Biden-Harris grassroots fundraising machine.
and just like that! 4-5pm this evening just became our best fundraising hour ~ever over at
@TeamJoe
. obviously this is a huge day for the campaign w
@KamalaHarris
joining the team and i think it's only a sign of all the great things to come!
text READY to 30330 to join us 🙂
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the thing about being a Black woman in the progressive space is everyone has convinced themselves they're not racist even as they do microaggressions @ you right to your face. excited for us as an entire group to continue the convo around antiblackness & how we can all do better.
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🚨A ONE MILLION DOLLAR DAY FOR GRASSROOTS FUNDRAISING AT THE DNC WE ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO SEE IT🚨
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it’s a whole lot of progressive ppl and orgs shouting Black lives matter rn but don’t do the work on a day to day basis to hire Black staff and actually make space for Black ppl at work or anywhere else. I’m glad y’all awake but keep that same energy everywhere all the time.
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thinking today about the Costco sized box of uncrustables I left in the freezer at the DNC five months ago. I hope she’s well.
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shooters shoot
Sending nothing but love to Nia Long.
We’re not letting a man, who didn’t recognize the luxury her presence was, dim all her beauty and glory.
Matter of fact, we need a Nia Long national holiday!
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I’ve done a bunch of job interviews ~recently~ and here are some of my fave q’s to ask:
- are there any Black women in leadership? what about more junior levels?
- what does staff turnover look like? do the ppl who work here tend to stay for a while?
- why is this role open rn?
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when black history month flows into women’s history month and you are both black and a woman ✨
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apropos of ~some things: pre-checking recurring on forms unless specifically asking for recurring donations is a sin!!! says it right there in the good book of grassroots fundraising. but don’t listen to me — I am just the best online fundraiser in the history of our industry.
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hi! friendly neighborhood DNC online fundraising director here to announce that today we had our best online fundraising day of the cycle by a mile! i know i sound like a broken record but im amazed by our supporters + this team. we really gon unseat some republicans out here.
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wow some personal news?
We’re building a dream team, y’all. A big, official welcome to:
@JoseNunezIV
, Digital Organizing Director
@_clarkekent
, Deputy Digital Director, Grassroots Fundraising
@medhavraj
, Digital Chief of Staff
@cltom
, Director of Digital Partnerships
Let's go!
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me continuing to work on campaigns after I said I’m never working on campaigns again
Selena Gomez is back on Instagram, 18 hours after announcing a social media break.
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if you see me on here getting these tweets off but not responding to texts in the next five days mind your business!! i am trying my best!! i am v tired and i will get back to you next week maybe we will see this has been a psa plz still be my friend when this is over.
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it’s gonna be a “no♥️” from me
Democrats Weigh Whether Iowa Should Stay First In Line For 2024 Election
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had a v fun time this week detailing what it's like to be
@JoeBiden
's deputy digital director during convention for
@Refinery29
-- spoiler alert: it's just lighting candles, sleeping until the last second poss, & breaking a lot of fundraising records:
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still thinking about how genuinely precious it was that dr fauci was downright giddy at that briefing this afternoon. i love that for him and us.
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~evergreen~
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introducing my ~pick my brain~ prices because i am happy to help yall heauxs w any and all things but it's gonna cost you cuz pay Black women 💁🏾♀️
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my extremely unsolicited two cents for anyone who wants it: there is literally zero reason for yall to be hosting//participating in panels without a single person of color on them. it is 2020. let's be better than that.
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Could not be more ready to get to work fighting this pandemic head on and getting us back to our lives.
For all things COVID give me a follow
@chumphrey46
and let's do this!
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how come it’s never no Black Friday sale on rent I’m sick of this
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🚨and you know what?? $39mm of that 48hr haul came in online from this incredible grassroots team -- supporter energy so electric I haven't slept in two days cuz I'm too wired. cannot wait to see what we do next!
NEW: Biden campaign says they raised $48 million in the 48 hours since
@JoeBiden
announced
@KamalaHarris
as his running mate
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As a person who, notably, raised a lot of money _and_ won an election I have lots of thoughts about this!
Amy McGrath and other Senate candidates deceived donors to rake in far more cash than their Republican opponents. They got crushed anyway.
From
@michaelsokolove
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im generally skeptical of celebs getting into cosmetics cuz what do they know but ms selena put her entire selenussy in them rare beauty blushes. 10/10 highly recommend excited to try to matte cream lipsticks next.
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and w yet still three hours to go -- let's make this one as big as they come:
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it’s a v frustrating time to be a Professional Democrat.
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folx handing in two week notices disguised as resignations after being complicit for four+ years??
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my hot take for today is you don’t _have to_ include staff headshots on your company website but if you choose to do so and I see every single face on there is white?? are you not embarrassed? plz delete.
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there are so many things we Black girls are taught to do and be to survive in this world and I’m actively working on shattering one of them — perpetually being humble? that’s canceled. I’m the best ever to to what I do and hot as shit and fun as hell and this is the tweet ✨
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realizing I keep referring to stuff from 2019 as “last year” cuz my brain just doesn’t compute wtf 2020 was
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🚨here’s what this online grassroots team did in August:
📍raised over $205mm (57% of what the campaign brought in)
📍welcomed 1.5mm new donors
📍crossed the 4mm donor threshold
August 2020 is now the best month for political online fundraising EVER & we’re just beginning.
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nothing on this earth compares to the high of a truly ~excellent~ fundraising day and that is why i will never get out the game
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🗣hello wow i have some news: the DNC's online fundraising team has officially raised 2x what was raised in Jan 16 making this our best Jan in a decade! ive said it once, i'll say it a million times -- my team could not be more tenacious, im so grateful for every single one of em
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I closed my computer, lit no fewer than six candles and sat down in front of my tv to eat some pho. today has been so heavy and this week so exhausting and I’m wishing us all — Black women esp — at least a solitary moment of peace this evening.
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Doug Jones stands tall and votes no.
C’mon, Alabama. Be serious.
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nothing knocks the wind out of you quite like finding out John Lewis has passed. such a remarkable man. unparalleled bravery in a world that never deserved him. I already feel a major shift in the universe but challenge each of us to get in good trouble every day on his behalf.
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i love to see folks trying to prioritize diverse hiring but if the leadership at your company is all white and you're focused solely on diversifying the bottom of your org chart.... it’s not even giving what y’all said it’s supposed to gave no
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today in Biden fundraising land, we're taking aim at all these 8x matches Trump seems to love so much cuz they're absurd and it's just fundamentally lying to donors. once again, and as always, proud to run a program that treats grassroots supporters w respect
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today my therapist finally told me to stop using humor to avoid feeling my feelings and all I heard is that I am indeed funny
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we sure did.
NEWS: Biden campaign announces he raised $383 million in September
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the way that my mom refuses to acknowledge that I’m hilarious……..
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for those keeping track at home — this is what I meant by “chic heaux”
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i generally hate earnestness in all forms but wow this roll call was well done. lot more interesting + informative than normal. did you guys know Black ppl live in oregon? i didn't! so many delegates excited to be part of the process + cast votes for our next president
@JoeBiden
.
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grassroots fundraising won’t be viable for much longer if we don’t stop relying on gross low hanging fruit. stop scamming old ppl. enough w the final notice subject lines. Tricking folx into giving is not the move & obvs doesn’t even help you win so! ty for coming to my ted talk
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did I successfully book a vaccine appt for this weekend? yes I absolutely did and tgod 💪🏾💉
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plz for the love of god do not let this man get another four years.
make a plan to vote:
donate to
@JoeBiden
:
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plz check on your friend who works in democratic politics. they’re dying. ((it’s me I’m your friend))
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the first debate where a moderator is moderating!! my one good takeaway thus far: put Black women in charge of everything
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ari melber just said “started from the Biden now we here” and even I cannot abide — msnbc is canceled
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🗣folks!! we've got a real BFD on our hands -- the Biden Fundraising Dashboard:
today we're re-rolling out our grassroots fundraising program so anyone can make their own v cutely branded fundraising pages w great prizes for folks who really get into it.
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Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis will reportedly announce he is running for president during a discussion with Elon Musk on Twitter Spaces
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i feel like there needs to be more infrastructure for auntie anne's to exist outside malls and random food courts because sometimes i be craving a pretzel dog like shit and eye am not going all the way to ~fashion centre at pentagon city~ to get one
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lmao who told vice about *checks notes* this new phenomenon called online fundraising
We donated a small amount to every campaign for president, Republican and Democrat, to see what kind of emails they would send us.
And then this happened.
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hear me out: put me on the supreme court I would have so much fun
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Baldwin said “I love America more than any other country in the world and -- exactly for this reason -- I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually,” so Pence saying Dems don't love America cuz we want it to live up to its promises just.... doesn't sit right w my spirit.
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my mom got her first shot this morning 😭😭 she had COVID pretty bad in December and the relief I feel rn is truly immeasurable
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there are a few key moments that have obviously been huge for the campaign but the true tldr for me is this: investing in digital, and grassroots fundraising in particular -- while v expensive -- pays out in dividends and is always worth it:
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Is this not the plot of Jane Eyre
Soft launching your mistress while you got your wife locked up in a room somewhere is insane FJDHDHD
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for the second time this month?? the DNC has had a $1 million grassroots fundraising day! this time sans barack obama but with all the support in the world from grassroots dems who want nothing more than to see us win in November. good stuff's coming! we're gonna make sure of it.
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this evening I was FaceTiming w my 15 yo sister and she asked for my email so I told her. why when I finally checked I see she shared me on this doc
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