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Why don't we make interesting drain pipes any more?
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my whole life was a lie even before i was born; oh gosh -
here's 'jab koi baat bigar jaye' for you
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Show me something more goosebumpic, ecstatic, orgasmic, nostalgic, and poetic than this.
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Had some local carrot pudding with toppings of reduced milk solids, life makes sense now.
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This is him. Name and shame this animal!
Trigger Warning ‼️ Nomaika , Age 27, this girl is suffering from multiple injuries right now on her entire body, mainly ribs, jaw & face. Every part of her body is badly injured.
She was beaten almost to death by her own husband who is a News anchor and program host.
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Dad brought some salty fried pastry strips, why did I never know of this?
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do y’all have “forbidden” pairs you think look alike but also know NO one else is gonna agree?
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In Pashto, we don't say 'I miss you', we say 'Wrak sha mara' which means 'Your absence pierced my heart', and I think that's beautiful.
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Messi ordering kabuli pulao and kehwa after learning Pashto.
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A master's degree is actually avoiding unemployment and shaadi for two more years and selling your sanity to research!
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do y’all have “forbidden” pairs you think look alike but also know NO one else is gonna agree?
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My heart! ❤️
Just saw a video of a 10-year-old talking to Mufti Menk and God; it made my day—such a bright, beautiful, brave boy with taqwa better than most of us.
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You had an elite childhood if you grew up listening to this.
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People should be fined a heavy fine for having more than two kids in Pakistan; we are running out of resources, and there are too many mouths to feed.
Drop any unpopular opinion that can get you in this position👀
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FAST was beautifully slow today!
I had a dark academia day, but my phone was too poor to catch it in the frame; what a shame, what a shame.
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Rest in eternal hell Shahnawaz and every man on this earth like you!
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In Pashto, we don't say you're ravishing; instead, we say 'sama khra ye', which means your beauty has blinded my eyes, and I think that beautiful.
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Was having a bad day already, and this car with two men inside followed me to my home. I had to step out and confront but started crying as soon as I began to speak. I realized how people would go to extents to abuse their power. It feels like a curse being a woman in this world.
I wish I were born a man. There’s a lot of freedom that comes with being one. Imagine being able to go to public places without the fear of being followed or harassed and constantly looking over your shoulder. It’s tiring being a woman.
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Who's the definition of a 'stupid person's idea of a clever person'
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We're missing out on sharai zina, you guys.
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Lives were changed!
Mention a song you listen to fully for a particular part 🎧
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I pray Abubakar Muawiya d!es the most pa!nful d€ath... that his soul won't leave his body until and unless it has avenged all the children this monster has abused.
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Reminds me that my grandmother doesn't even have her name written on her grave so non-mahrams can't read it, instead it's zauja-e-mahmood. It's funny how easily women's identities can be taken away in the name of culture.
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This video is problematic but some of you here just need bait to slander the companions of Nabi (saww) that you don't approve of. Being a Shia doesn't give you the license to abuse the important personalities that other religious groups respect and follow. Get a life!
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Can somebody please check-up on uncle sabzwari?
It’s wedding season!
@sadafkanwal
grooves to Pushpa’s hit song Saami Saami
#SadafKanwal
#aajent
#SabRangHainAapSe
#AajEntertainment
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Had it with a flavorful beverage made by infusing black grains in water and freshly squeezed milk with a blend of aromatic, orgasmic cardamom.
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@FindAnExit47
And why do you keep analyzing women if they're wearing the whole makeup store or not to pray taraweeh at 10 pm at a masjid, broooo???
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And then they say, "konsay haqooq chahiye auraton ko jo sarkon py march karti hain? Saray haqooq to islam deta hai!" ffs free your wives from the shackles of joint families, please stand up for your women, free them from culture and pathetic norms. Mout aye is chutya k!
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This was her last appearance on TV and was killed by her ex-husband in 2012. I was in Swat those days when everyone around me was justifying her husband's actions, from that day, I've never been happy with being a woman in this world.
Been listening to Ghazala Javed on repeat. Can't help but shed a tear of helplessness for the women of this world and how they fall victim to femicide. I am glad, afterlife accountability is a thing, or I would have burned every man on this planet down.
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Can Aurat March once talk about the real issues AURAT faces in this society?
It's important to keep in mind that menstruation is a biological process & biology is different from gender (which is socially constructed).
Not all those who have a uterus are women & not all women have a uterus. Reducing a woman down to a uterus is misogynistic.
#AuratMarch
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To all the pervs who wear the cloak of religion and unleash their inner demons by traumatizing women, this is your lesson. I hope you suffer more. I hope such intended "mistakes" ruin your life and you continue to live in hell.
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Was having a very normal Monday morning until a random guy on Instagram decided to send me a d++k pic. My heartbeat is racing and I am unable to regulate my anger now.
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There is no Hogwarts without you, Hagrid.
Thank you for making our childhood so special, Robbie. Rest in eternal peace.
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Enjoy the rest of it!
"Ur husband rejects ur food over a little misunderstanding & goes to bed hungry.
As a good wife, what will u do?"
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can never get enough of this
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you can't stop me now
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Bro, that's Nawaz Sharif!
When you are born and learn that you have to work hard to earn money.
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I'm becoming my mother. My throat swells as hers did, my gap-toothed smile, my fingers smelling of onions, I touch hot pots without flinching, yet burn daily as she did. In that mustard dress, I'm her reflection, carrying her essence, becoming her as she became her mother.
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Trying to wrap my head around the question why some of the pakis lose their shit whenever someone expresses their idea of not wanting children. Not that they're forcing you to get rid of your ovaries shabana or lose your sperms to your hands mustaqeem. Chill.
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Raheel. That's it. That's the tweet.
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I crocheted the sad hamster for the first time, and it's so adorable that it makes me want to cry. 😭
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Controversial takes from verified accounts are a reminder that their bills are due.
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I want Harry Potter animated series featuring these toddlers. Would you look at them?! 😭
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I want to clarify that I'm not being racist towards Punjabi individuals; I'm highlighting the prevalent biases within the older generation of my own ethnicity. Relax!
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Never, I repeat, never trust the shows trending in Pakistan; we have horrible taste in entertainment.
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Why is human suffering such a glorified aspect of Islam?
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No offense but some of you here look like you came straight outta Andrew Tate's womb.
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I've deleted my tweet for the sake of my mental health, it was a condemnation and not an attack, if you don't possess a rotten brain, you would've realized it. The responses, the hate prove how ready we are to wish death and suffering on other ethnicities. Peace out!
I want to clarify that I'm not being racist towards Punjabi individuals; I'm highlighting the prevalent biases within the older generation of my own ethnicity. Relax!
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The Ganjuring Part 1.
If you're not following the ganji churail series, you're missing out on a life-changing tale.
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Can't miss the midnight rituals.
when women go into their rooms at night and don’t come out until the sun is up. What are they doing in there
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No wonder I am the best.
Named it Amoebo.
Ameobo Paratheyo.
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I think a lot about Abbu when he was a kid. He didn't get to live his childhood like other kids and went through immense trauma from losing his parents, poverty, and abuse. I wish I could go back in time, hold that precious blue-eyed boy, comfort him, and save him from the pain.
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imma posting shamelessly now
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Cigarettes after sex may be overrated; perhaps it's cigarettes after iftar that truly deserve the spotlight.
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Mera pyara gaon! ❤
Went up the hill from Nani's house and was reminded of the heavenly view just around the corner!
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My girl gang at my wedding after telling me to break up for the hundredth time.
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Sisters, get your husband another wife, the more barakah in the house, and a sister to share the home with. Forsake your share in inheritance to your brothers, the less tormented gender of society needs it more. Also, you're not oppressed or depressed, you just had enough rest!
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Aisa hai mera Swat! 🖤
(Including the fact that religious extremism gives you the license to burn tourists by a blasphemy allegation and not take a stand against honor killings and sexual crimes against children that happen here. Fuck you all.)
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Trying to blend in with my PTI-dominant family after voting for SHER!
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I said what I said.
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His narrations have always added weight to the words written on a piece of paper.
Sad knowing there won't be no more from him.
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