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me liking every tweet about imane khelif winning gold on my tl
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tumblr is so back
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me showing up to the barbie movie premiere
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i dont have rizz i have big doll eyes and many unsettling things to say
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if you had told me this was the cast of big bang theory i would have believed you
i looked up pentatonix to see what they looked like and i was right
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marrying another woman is the girliest thing of all, arguably
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therapy isn’t enough i need phoebe bridgers to do the scream part of i know the end directly into my face
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what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
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boys will just post their strava maps that lead straight to their home on their instagram stories like the thought of being followed home and murdered has never even crossed their minds
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straight man bc i didn’t go to a club he was at vs. gay man i bump into maybe once a month or so because i replied to his ig story
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use earplugs. you are never too old to start again. being cringe is fun. stretch. if women his own age don’t want to date him there’s something wrong with him. wear SPF. you aren’t behind in life. 25 isn’t old. ignoring your feelings means you’ll just have to deal with it later.
what actually helpful advice do you wish you had been given in your 20s? not useless bullshit like "become a landlord" or "get 3 hobbies you can monetize" but useful information.
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there are 6 more realistic amy winehouses at the hawley arms on any given halloween btw
this movie absolutely should not exist, it’s hilarious how bad this looks side by side. that wig lmao
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she’s really just a long jojo siwa
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I love how Theo has taken it upon himself to antagonise Jonny on behalf of the entire British public.
#loveisland
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if you recognize this dog you’re probably really annoying
if you recognize these dogs you’re probably really annoying
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wish people had the same energy when it came to literal evil people as they do for two girls fighting over a guy that looks like he doesn’t shower
since it’s women’s history month here’s every brand/company that has disgracefully engaged in the recent witchhunt of hailey bieber. 🧵
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this is the best pop song of all time argue with the wall
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once again cannot believe we’re all just watching this happen in real time and nothing is being done by anyone with actual power
🇵🇸🇮🇱 “There is no more future. My future is over now. I have no future at all.” says 13-year-old Layan al-Bas after an Israeli bomb blew her legs off.
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CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THE BBC WILL WILLINGLY COVER UP PEADOPHILIA BUT WON’T AIR A DAVID ATTENBOROUGH EPISODE INCASE THE COMPLETELY FACTUAL TOPICS IT COVERS UPSETS THE TORIES 🙃🙃🙃
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these pictures of cillian murphy for dazed in 2006 have ruined my life
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on a scale of 1-10 how normal is it to get the most insane feeling of dread in your chest for absolutely no reason
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@pettyblackgirI
Chris Pratt looks so uncomfortable to even be associated with this blatant racism
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cis is just a latin prefix aren’t you meant to be a writer
'Cis' is ideological language, signifying belief in the unfalsifiable concept of gender identity. You have a perfect right to believe in unprovable essences that may or may not match the sexed body, but the rest of us have a right to disagree, and to refuse to adopt your jargon.
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horrible evil and dare i say ugly man tried to kick this bird at the train station so i did a photoshoot for her
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happy anniversary of kylie minogue’s 2002 brit awards performance to all those who celebrate
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slut era !!!!!! (i have started grinning at my phone like an Idiot every time they text me)
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he really isn’t given commended enough for what an exemplary human being he turned out to be despite the system he was raised in. imagine if young boys were taught to see the strength and masculinity in this behaviour.
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why is everyone acting like gwyneth paltrow invented eating disorders? she’s been on the hollywood circuit since she was a teen and very clearly a product of a toxic culture/echo chamber.
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WHY CANT WE JUST HAVE NEW MOVIES WHY DO THEY HAVE TO DO SO MANY VERSIONS OF ALL THE MOVIES
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ITS MY 31ST BIRTHDAY AND IM IN NEW YORK CITY AND IM DRINKING A WHITE CLAW IN THE SHOWER AND I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW IM MY OWN GREATEST LOVE STORY
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i am NOT a cocomelon parent… you gonna sit down and watch boiler room
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why do people with weak grasps of geopolitics feel the need to comment on every situation. we don’t need a press statement about genocide from every influencer with 40k on instagram.
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trying not to scream when i’m wearing too many layers and my tote bag keeps slipping off my shoulder and i can feel every bone in my body from the inside
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the devil may wear prada. but the antichrist will arrive in his mugler bodysuit…..
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are you wearing the? latex and stilettos to the kylie minogue diet coke london fashion week opening party? yes i am
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scousers and critical thought havers:
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OKAAAAAAYYYYY
Lewis Hamilton in head-to-toe Rick Owens at the Saudia Arabian Grand Prix
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deep and primal urge to know how it feels to smash this
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saw some lesbians holding hands in lisbon and it was like when they say the name of the movie in the film
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mum can you come pick me up the men are complaining about the societal rules they set for themselves again
Young men today feel they must be six feet tall, make six figures, and have six inches downstairs to get a girlfriend—so many have given up trying.
@Olivia_Reingold
on the dating pool dropouts:
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i wake up, i reply ‘real’ to 82 of my friends social media posts and then i go back to sleep ready to do it all again tomorrow
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