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“And I’ve always said that”

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3 years
OMG MALUMA READ MY TWEET! 😍
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3 years
Stop comparing your bodies to people whose literal job is to workout twice a day!
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5 years
WHOSE DAD IS THIS?!?!? 😍
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8 years
How is Ohio a swing state? like we spent the last 5 months making memes of a dead gorilla. you really trust us with the presidency?
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5 years
Honestly, I could smell this picture
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Kids born after 2000 can’t hear this picture..
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10 months
Accidentally started watching Fellow Travelers with my MOM!
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2 years
Yes Daddy 🥺
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5 years
@Diamond_Jax @DCHomos Funny because she’s just looking out for your baby’s health and you decide to embarrass her. Haha so funny!
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5 years
Becoming a doctah or whateva 🏥
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3 years
😈💜♋️
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5 years
Tomorrow is the start of getting my late 2018 early 2019 body back 💪🏽
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5 years
Wrestling for 12 years made me who I am today
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3 years
Dr. Brandon Rosolowski, M.D.
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7 years
Titanic: Toledo, OH (2018) Colorized
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8 years
Rain Drop Drop Top Kyrie kills Golden State with another shot shot
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Colton Haynes: I'm engaged Me:
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5 years
My Dad ————> Me
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5 years
My bf turned our attic into a little cozy cave 😭❤️😭❤️
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3 years
“This is happiness amplified” 💍
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6 years
@_CottonKandiKid He DM’d me a month before EDCLV but I never saw the message bc it went to my Requests. Fast forward to EDCLV & I randomly spot him at Circuit Grounds and I made my move, not knowing that he actually tried to contact me a month beforehand ❤️
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3 years
Idk how you NYC gays do this Every. Single. Weekend.
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5 years
The FBI works hard, but the gays work harder
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3 years
Headed to my first shift as an emergency medicine doctor 🥰
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4 months
This hair is getting longggggggggg
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5 years
Never in a million years did I think I would be sitting at Christmas dinner with my boyfriend and my family and feel comfortable. It truly does get better ❤️
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5 years
Ya boy is ready to see some patients 👨🏻‍⚕️ #M3
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3 years
What I post VS what my boyfriend posts for our 3 year anniversary
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4 years
The Simpsons have predicted many things.....
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5 years
Every single medical resident should have their student loans forgiven after this is all over
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3 years
It’s an emergency 🚨
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5 months
😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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5 years
Remember this pandemic whenever you think that Doctors and healthcare workers “make too much money” Remember this pandemic whenever you think that grocery store workers “don’t deserve $15 an hour”
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8 years
Yo UT's Police are about to drop the hottest album of 2017 😩👌🏽🔥
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3 years
The tops will drink while the bottoms cook
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6 months
Was I depressed? Or did I just need a chest & tri’s workout?
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5 years
Straight people were probably so confused 😂
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Necessary GIF. #SNL
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5 years
Toned and Icy ❄️
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3 years
🥵🥵🥵 I can’t right now 🥵🥵🥵
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2 years
Something about being included in circles 🟢
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2 years
⚡️⚡️⚡️
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4 years
Two years ago I met this stranger at Circuit Grounds. We dated long distance for 1 year. He then moved to Ohio, we live with each other, and now have a puppy ❤️ #EDC
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3 years
Maluma’s Baby 🌴
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7 months
Beanies are now my thing
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2 months
Finally feels cozy 🥰
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7 years
If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with #covfefe you may be entitled to financial compensation
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3 months
Team USA
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8 years
*Gets home from college* Parents: "You are not just going to sleep all break" Me: Bet
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3 years
Sunday Funday love
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3 years
🥺💕🥺
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2 years
I swear I workout once and I look like I gained 20 pounds. Pumps be real! 💪🏼
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7 years
@nick_p19 This is getting out of control
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3 years
I really graduate medical school tomorrow huh
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7 years
When I was little I had a poster of Zac Efron & when my friends would come over I would flip it around to the Ashley Tisdale side #straight
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2 months
Headshots today 📸
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3 years
It’s EDCLV month 😬
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4 years
Guncle duties
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6 months
🥬🦹🏻‍♂️🥬
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2 years
This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen
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3 years
So I found ONE Balenciaga shoe on the ground so you know I gotta stunt on em
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5 years
Quarantine Day 38:
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4 years
Simone Biles who?
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3 years
Officially done in the ICU. Being the only resident on service with no fellows, seniors, or med students with a patient load of 14+ patients for 4 weeks. Working 80 hours a week. I could throw up my body is so exhausted. But god damn did I grow as a physician.
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6 years
The universe will always find a way to correct itself
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3 years
Should I drop my alt?
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7 years
College is crazy because I’m a STEM major and I’m busting my ass and next to me is a Humanities major who is also busting their ass
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3 years
Happy 1 year ❤️
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7 years
Even if it doesn't relate to everyone, I hope to show people that there is acceptance where you least expect it.
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5 years
Chicago Market Days roll call, ladies
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4 years
We are heading to INDIANA UNIVERSITY! 😍❤️
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7 years
Why do my cousin and I look like the ads for a Sandals Beach Resort?
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3 years
Residency in 1 photo
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4 years
Jose put too many bubbles in the bath 🛀 I love him ❤️
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3 years
Today I ran the floor of the ICU as the solo resident, threw in a central line in the first 5 min of my shift, and handled 6 new admits Me 3 weeks ago would have not believed you if you told me I was going to progress this much. Today was incredible. I’m so proud of myself
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5 years
When they cancelled Kaskade
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1 year
Head lettuce 🤝🏼 Scrub Cap
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4 years
Catch us at Ubbi 😛
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7 years
Paris Hilton’s Fiancé went to The University of Toledo, there is hope for us all
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5 years
Quarantine Crisis 👦🏼
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4 years
My mom just told me she’s on her way to the polls to vote for her son (me) 🥺 This is big because my father is the biggest Trump supporter
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Our 2nd and Gryffins 1st Christmas 🎄
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4 years
Relationships like this are fake. The acts of love aren’t genuine. They know they are trying to make a cute viral video which makes this cringe for me.
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7 years
Please if you love me, purchase me this
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3 years
Sitting together in the VIP @TheKandyMuse
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7 years
THIS is the reason why there is/are pride month/marches/and parades. It's not "shoving it down ur throat" its called activism
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#BREAKING Texas Supreme Court Rules That Married Gay Couples Have No Right to Government Spousal Benefits
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5 years
There’s no better feeling than when we all come back together
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6 years
Sure sex is great, but have you ever been lying in bed and suddenly your sinuses clear up and you remember what breathing feels like?
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3 years
I’m sorry to all of the straight people that follow me and have to see the tweets that I “like” pop up on their TL 😬 Blame Twitter, not me
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4 years
Today is a special day. I had my last interview of the residency season and my first dose of the COVID-19 vaccine. I’m feeling overjoyed 🥰
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