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@__Melaninraqs
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priv story tweets xx || boy mama🦋👣
Joined February 2016
she’s better than me, I would’ve helped him put a finger in.
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McDonald’s breakfast should be served until 12pm at least, who tf orders a Big Mac and 11am?.
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danica has thick skin, I’d be parting my hair with a knife by now.
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2 mins if he darkskin with a beard.
how long u wait before calling somebody baby.
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your charger would still be working if you didn’t fold it up so much to take it to different mans yard.
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how a man acts in the beginning stages is his best self, so if he’s fuckin up in the first few months, it only gets worse from there babe.
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If my dad ever saw me going 50/50 with a man, he would be sick.
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we’re all ugly to somebody. not me tho, yall be safe xx.
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If you message me on whatsapp, you don’t want a reply.
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Me🤝 looking for my face in your twitter interaction circle knowing I’ve never interacted with you a day in my life xx.
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the type of hotel he books shows how much he likes you.
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everyone’s sugar coating it, I’d 100% leave my man if he was barely having sex with me for no reason.
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Madam Joyce was on a show eating cows tongue to try & win 10k but is out here calling London men broke 🥴.
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nella rose is the same person that makes “your mum” jokes when insulting people, so telling others they can’t “police her grief” to overlook her being rude is crazyyy lol.
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whole time I thought you guys were talking about Buju Banton lol who’s Buju?.
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since we’re all here, please if you come across anyone sleeping rough in London, call 0300 500 0914 for someone to help them have somewhere to stay ❤️.
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You know you’re in a Jamaican household when you see these
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“who’s your friend?” really triggers the cockblocks.
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travel lodge, premier inn, ibis hotel? baby just stay home❤️.
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my mum got rushed to the hospital last night. I messaged her to ask how she’s doing. Tell me why she’s responded with “I’m fine remember. hot gyal noh fight with crawny gyal” 🤣🤣🤣❤️.
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she did that & didn’t even get 10k but it’s London men’s pockets she’s worrying about.
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why do men struggle with casual sex? they make things awkward by convincing themselves that the woman is catching feelings.
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me 🤝 blindly following anyone with a 🇯🇲 in their name.
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I’d hit up an old link within that same week of breaking up. Time is of the essence 🤸🏾♂️.
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men are not allowed to comment on women, but women can comment on men & we’re not allowed to body shame, unless someone has a bbl? oh okay x.
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you see what happens when you give the beardless a voice.
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Easy hotel? 😂😂😂 he’s treating you like a common whore.
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we’re 5 mins into Jamaican Independence Day, and what are you doing? Sleeping like a dickhead 👎🏾.
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Jamaican men always have that posture, you lot know what I’m on about.
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hey guys, I’m tryna sell this painting today, dm me to make an offer please💕 x
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some of you ain’t looking like you came for the same island as me 😗.
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about to be me listening to the bashment mixes today
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pain is when you start talking to a nigga & find out his birthdays coming up.
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how tf do people comfort eat when they’re sad? I literally starve myself.
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this🤣
When I say Jamaican bops u say. ?.
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I’m guessing abortions weren’t free when your mum was pregnant :(.
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river island will never prosper because they put their logo on everything.
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People act like cheating is the only thing that will end a relationship. Disrespect & lack of appreciation will leave you single.
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as a woman, why would you put your bag on the floor?.
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cab home from the hospital if I came there in an ambulance.
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That pop smoke hairstyle when your hair doesn’t pass your ears.
What Hairstyles do you lots dislike on the opposite gender????.
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Not all the darkskin bearded men following me🤣 keep it coming x.
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i dare you to post a random mirror selfie 😍.
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me checking if it’s all good down there before a d appointment.
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The sexy bearded black Jamaicans kings must be asleep❤️.
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are all the Jamaicans resting today? can’t see you lot on my tl :(.
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too many of you are asking God for a good loyal woman, I cannot be everywhere at once 😩.
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This tweet is attracting financially insecure men, and I don’t like that.
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you snap when you go selfridges but don’t snap when you go primark🤨 hmm why’s that?.
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this is beautiful, I’d be cry with the snot running and everything.
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who’s gonna tell her.
If he let you meet his mom, he will definitely marry you.
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“London did you screw that bitch Fr?” Summer got me mad at that man too.
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This is why I always ask my mates what they’re wearing so I can dress accordingly.
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not being funny, but I thought we were all single?.
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Where’s your grandma buried? So I can dig up her jewellery and hang it in my wardrobe x.
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