Tristan J
@_Tristan_Max
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🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Serving Cunt and Chaos, in association with Sertraline
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Today I was talking to my nan about my dating life and my emotions at the moment for the first time. I’ve never ‘came out’ to my grandparents and we’ve never discussed my sexuality before and still haven’t. When I got home I got this text from her.
Made me cry
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Having not been able to cum since having my sertraline dosages doubled, I can officially say, I have lasted longer than Liz Truss as PM
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@PapaDuvalier
@aliyahkhanxo
It’s because of people like yourself that the fight against racism is becoming so difficult. Rather than stand with someone and support them, you’d rather stand alone and pick apart their personal experience. What good could possibly come from your tweet?
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Having a bad day, would appreciate attention, love and nudes to get me through 🥺
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Finally having my op in just less than three hours time 😬
Get this tumour outta me
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So this women decided to come and sit next to me on the coach when there’s a load of free seats further back. She’s just had a go at me because I scrolled past a nude on twitter. Rather than argue back I decided to watch some porn to really rub salt in the wound 😚
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Hold my pint …
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If your taking recommendations for the next one to tear down, can I throw this one into the mix?😂
#stillhatethatcher
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Sat watching
#Newsnight
tonight feeling genuinely sick and so upset. How anyone can defend keeping trans conversion therapy legal is beyond me. It’s dangerous, it’s abuse and so harmful. The British government should be ashamed.
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@JamesGunn
Did I notice Ewok language? 🤩
ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE FINAL PART TO THE TRILOGY! I cried at multiple parts!
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Update. She just lent forward too talk to someone in-front in the opposite row about me, the driver slammed on the break and she smacked her face into the seat in front. I SCREAMED ☠️😂
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Back home now, feeling sore but it all went fairly well. Lost a bit of blood in the process (because some dumb bitch didn’t read the part about not taking aspirin😬) but other than that, it’s all looking good for now 😘
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2 years ago today my heart stopped for 3 and a half minutes in the back of an ambulance before being resuscitated and brought back from the edge.
I am grateful for being given this extra time and for what the past two years has subsequently brought me.
Live life to the fullest!
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@pritipatel
What’s happening in Bristol tonight is all down to you. You will never silence the freedom of speech and the right to protest against the wrongs you and your party cause.
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Today we are serving tired, short mess, with Tesco’s bags for life under the eyes.
How’s everyone’s morning going?
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The power couple everyone wants to have a threeway with
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Thank you for all the lush messages! Feeling very loved! The op went fairly well. They managed to remove a lot of the mass (still unknown if it’s benign or malignant), samples have been sent off to the lab to be tested and the results should be back soon ✌️😘
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So… Finally had my op today! I now have front teeth again! Excuse my tired post anaesthetic face!
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@imacelebrity
JAMES AND ROMAN DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH TIME AT ALL. THAT WASNT FAIR.
#ImACeleb
#ImACelebrity2019
#unfair
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Hey Gay! Here’s some advise from Harrison Ford, that I expect you never thought you’d hear…
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@Sarah_UK123
@jak_xr
@ilyas_khan8
@AyoCaesar
You sound lovely Sarah... managed to find a picture of your grandmother too! Can definitely see the family resemblance 😍
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Pretty woman
Which films would be better with Samuel L. Jackson in them? 🎬
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Embracing the fact I can’t afford to keep buying contact lenses… Should have gone to Specsavers
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pronouns: he/him
height: 5ft6
shoe size: UK size 7.5
zodiac: Capricorn
smoke: no
tattoos: 6
piercings: 3
fav color: Green
fav drink: Blue Raspberry SlushPuppy
If u see it, do it
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Retweet with one of your favourite photos of you just because you can
Retweet with one of your favourite photos of you just because you can
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London January edition ☑️
Knackered and sandwiched out. Thank you
@ShepsTScoundrel
for a great time
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Honey, I shrunk the motherfuckers
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When you haven't wanked in weeks and she squats right in front of you ... 💦💦💦
#Leavers2017
#prom
#fountain
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Is it socially acceptable to have tell straight women who think they can touch you inappropriately without your permission, to fuck off? 🤔
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I just cannot understand how life can be so cruel. To take someone so young, so innocent, so beautiful. She was 16. She had so much to live for but the intolerance and inability of others to accept, cut it all short.
If you can take anything from this, learn to accept everyone.
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I’m now your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man. I won’t be taking any further questions at this stage.
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Really need to have my phone taken away from me after I’ve had a drink 🫠😬
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Mamma came up trumps and got me a bonsai tree for my birthday 🥰
Meet Balenziaga the Bonsai … She’s 8 years old 💜
#plantdaddy
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Swimming teacher: what’s your favourite stroke?
Me: The 8th April 2013 edition ✌️
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I’m actually really proud of how far I have come in the past four months. Recovery is a long road but finding peace eases the journey.
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My MH hasn’t been great now for a few weeks but it kinda took a massive hit on the weekend. So I’ve decided to take some time out, been signed off work, gonna distance myself from my social life and taking a slight step back from social media. Need to work out my next steps 😌
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Not gonna lie, I’ve struggled with my mental health a lot this weekend. Not particularly sure why but I’ve just not felt great. Sorry if I’ve been an arse to anyone. Hope you’re all doing good
✌️😙
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So a male MP in the Conservative party who’s in there late 50’s has been accused of rape. Considering the majority of conservative MP’s are male, in there 50s and seem a bit rapey... it doesn’t really narrow things down at all 😂
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Transphobia and the intolerance of other peoples freedom to choose and express who they are breeds hatred. That hatred is spread by those who choose to abet the people who are in positions of authority. Your actions no matter how big or small have consequences.
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So far this year I’m booked to see Raye, Beyoncé, WetLeg, Harry Styles, Elton John and Madonna along with possibly Rhianna, P!nk and others 😆😆😆 …
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Share a photo of you where you were the happiest with the way felt inside your own skin and no one could tell you otherwise. Here’s mine.
Fuck this “share a pic of you at your leanest”. Share a photo of you where you were the happiest with the way felt inside your own skin and no one could tell you otherwise. Here’s mine.
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Handed my notice in at work today, I’ve lost my place to live in Bristol, over the past two weeks I’ve totally alienated my closest friends and now my grandparents as well.
I think my life’s starting to unravel.
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Q: Can the photographer at the shilling take a good photo?
A: No.
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‘ Why am I not at Nass ‘ Because you didn’t buy a ticket you daft cunt
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@jak_xr
Containing coronavirus isn’t enough. Our government’s solution isn’t working. More needs to be done, it’s no where near it’s peak yet and already the number of deaths are shocking. What kind of world are we living in, with people putting money before there loved ones lives.
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