Conspiracy Clay
@_StretchTheKidd
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I be talkin shit. Avery Nasir. 1906.
Joined August 2018
Dapped tf out that nigga 😂😂😂.
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This how Stefan would come out that machine on Family Matters.
Jayson Tatum with a WHITE OUT fit in Miami 🔥
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Can’t trust it. Everybody knows this song supposed to break into 3 part harmony WITH modulation. IYKYK.
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@ProK3DtheGr3at @trustnobitch03 Maaannnee!! Tenors step in with the “hallelujah, salvation & glorrry, honor & power, he is wooooonderful” *cuts music* 😂😂.
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Cried in my car on the way to work this morning. Nigga starting a new gig today where my salary literally doubled, get off papers in 3 weeks, and most importantly I’m weeks away from closing my custody case. You really gotta stay down til you come up. I’m happy.
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@TaureanTitties Think the focus is wrong here. Bruh didn’t want nor ask for any of that, he was actually embarrassed for where he was at in life. He told a story of how she accepted him at his worst. That’s a commendable trait & he deemed her the one for that. They’re married & folk wanna be mad.
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“And what’s your boyfriends name? Ahh, well Kwame has been watching all of this backstage!! Come on out Kwame!!”.
Jerry Springer is the reason I love messy TV.
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I put PTO in for tomorrow. Why my boss call me asking what I got going on, Talmbout some “I just wanna make sure we’re not using PTO just bc we don’t want be in the office.”
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TMZ just leaked your elevator footage. What did they catch you doing?.
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This sex trafficking shit real ladies, shoot that nigga.
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Being black is literally making split second, life and death decisions. Like keep my hands out my pocket, or maybe I shouldn’t wear my hood, or this gas station doesn’t feel right. Respectfully, stfu Mr. Mayor.
We also must recognize that we ask our police to take on an almost impossible job, where we expect them to make split-second, life and death decisions, often in chaotic circumstances. 2/3.
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Yo tone when you speak to me.
What DO black ppl take seriously.
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Look how fine she is when she not dressed like The Riddler.
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Then what’s it for?.
Dear Black People, .That light above the stove is NOT a night light.
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Y’all romantacize tf outta usher’s discography. He good, but Brent just better and that’s aight.
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Custody Hearing this morning. Send one up for a real nigga.
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“You’re the first Black HC in UNC Basketball history, how do you feel?”. “I’m very proud my wife is white.”
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Ya’ll come look at my baby real quick 😩😍 AP The Don.
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Reachin in her purse while she spittin on the dick.
Realass nigga give a fuck bout a bitch.
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Bruh, this encompasses our whole being. Two totally different worlds.
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Them tryna drive 25 mph to get out that county had me in shambles.
It’s sad that the most scared I’ve been for them was when they were in this Diner
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Being broke is better than making money illegally.
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Never in my life did I think I’d see the sentence, “Jesus was not broke.”.
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I’m 6’3 and my son is 6. they gon have to escort me out every gym for the next 12 years
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Good morning only to the woman who let their man play the game in peace. Y’all are the most important.
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Now grams need a hip replacement bc ya’ll wanna play.
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Black women really be fine. Yella, fine. Red, fine. Brown, fine. Black, fine. Bald, fine. Inches, fine. Natural, fine. Skinny, fine. Chubby, fine. Eat ya’ll asses up lol.
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At 14, we had no business. but the parties went up 😂😂.
13 Years Ago Today, Pretty Ricky Dropped Their Second Studio Album “Late Night Special” 🤫🎶
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Clayton H. Patton II, MPA.The 19th President of Kentucky State University. #TurnUpOrTransfer
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Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity. Beta Mu Strong Arm 💪🏽 Chapter.11-7-12.Thoroughly PHrozen .Forever Grateful.
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Black ppl swear some pizza is adequate payment for moving 2 houses worth of shit lol.
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There’s over 100 HBCUs, why tf celebrities always donate to the same two?.
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Recent events led me to want to share this. I bleed in my verses. #ChansSong #Stretch #StretchTheKidd #WCTT
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Good evening, my name is Daniel Cameron. I am 34 years old and the first African American attorney general in Kentucky history. It is an honor to be with you as a proud Republican and supporter of @realDonaldTrump.
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Did ya’ll know Madame CJ Walker and her man stole her formula from her mentor then moved across the country and turnt up with her shit? Lol.
Octavia Spencer to play Madam C.J. Walker in upcoming Netflix series 🎥
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Why ya’ll think ain’t no street niggas in frats? Cause nigga, let me tell you bout Kentucky State University 😂😂.
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Catchin or dodging the belt = you tried to beat her ass.
What’s Black mom math?.
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Look like you cook the books for an AME church.
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Nobody gon care, might as well get you some money.
men get depressed n think getting money is the solution.
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1. The menu need to look outdated.2. 3-4 days a week, there needs to be a child taking orders.3. Close proximity to a gas station.
What makes a Chinese food spot the best Chinese food spot ?.
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Idk who needs to hear this but, you don’t gotta casserole the green beans. They good by themselves.
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It seems as though we get to know each other, just to fall off. We’ve invested a lot of time for things to have never been official. I’m tired of this shit, and it was my last situationship. On Read.March 26
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Dear future wife,. I’m eating a lil coochie before I pull the garder out. 😂😂.
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I’ve had 3 confirmed concussions. No mass shooting.
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GOT takes place in a fictional world and folks was still racist.
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If a white person take me out, I want y’all to know I do not want peace. TEAR THIS BITCH UP.
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IG said they mess with this, ya’ll let me know somethin.
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Ya’ll remember when we thought our parents was lyin bout being broke? 😂😂.
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All this shit goin on, this why niggas was 37 when they were 23 in the 60s.
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He like “you see nigga?!” 😂😂.
The color actually makes me think brother was saying babe dark as my hand . lmao
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Black women so clutch. Went to take a drug test for a job today, handed the nurse the piss and she looked me square in my eyes and said “you need to time it better next time, this too hot.” 😂😂😂😂.
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Can’t trust no nigga with colored contacts.
Chile.
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Bringin this back, I hope lil mans left the streets alone lol.
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I tweet for the Alphas who don’t own a pair of Chelsea boots.
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I asked a nigga where the hoes at, he say “call wiggy” . I AM DECEASED CUZ 😂😂😂.
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This video always gon get a chuckle out of me bc is she on the way to work? How she end up dougie’n for niggas? What led her here? 😂😂😂.
Live look at Hailey Van Lith on campus at LSU
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Then what was the point.
BREAKING: The NBA’s players have decided to resume the NBA playoffs, via ESPN.
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A slicked back pony tail that doesn’t have a lot of tail.
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Aye, it’s Friday. Whether this week was a breeze, or if it kicked your ass, we made it. Happy Friday beautiful black people. Yes, only black people.
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What black man image isn’t choreographed at work? We all faking it on the clock lol.
This why I stick to my guns. Lebron career always looked faulty to me. Conspiracy or not. My shit always backed by sumn
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Kinda crazy how they make movies about crimes police commit like they’re not actively doing it lol. Rebel Ridge is just about civil forfeiture. I’m bout 30 mins in.
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That thigh got me hot & bothered.
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When Tariq asked Caine “why you always worried bout me?!” I screamed Thank You! Lol.
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I want Scottie Pippen and Will Smith to be banned from being interviewed.
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White ppl asking what does looting have to do with justice. We been wanting to know what covid has to do with the second amendment for weeks lol.
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Aired my grievances with my employer and 100% thought I was gon get fired for it, nigga walked out with a raise.
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You think you gon bite it and dic gon be in there? 😂😂😂.
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“Hey Stranger” . On all platforms this Friday. 4.29.22
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I just feel like white ppl enjoy being in the way at grocery stores.
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In my latest efforts…. Weed Cheaper Than Therapy. On All Streaming Platforms Oct. 1
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Covid= div-oc- divide and conquer 🕸👁.
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Spades, bones & even a dice game in the cut if you hip. Fresh spinning on the yard. A brawl or shoot out regularly. Turn up or transfer. Bonnies. Glenn. Ticket Man. Boxing in exum. Halls Housing Projects. Library lady goin. We needed a show 😂😂.
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