Martin
@_SmartUK
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Allegedly functional since roughly halfway between episodes 8 & 9 of series 3 of Round The Horne. First BBC Radio 4 “Celebrity Soup of the Day” winner.
Ye olde kyningdome of Kent
Joined May 2010
Due to an embarrassing clerical error, I appear to have left my body to domestic science.
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RT @BrandiLopez: @MoeMoton Hey #RaiderNation send me some prayers, positive energy & lots of love as I undergo surgery in about 5 more hour…
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RT @BBCBreaking: UK Chancellor Rachel Reeves's online CV exaggerates how long she spent working at the Bank of England
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RT @BBCBreaking: Munich car ramming was "suspected attack", say German officials, with at least 28 people injured and suspect a 24-year-old…
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RT @carolecadwalla: We are all going to have to start making actual decisions about who we are & where our money goes. This is the co-foun…
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@GraphkRaider Carr won us nothing in nine years but the players brought I. To replace him simply haven’t been good enough to do any better, be it out 4th round pick rookie or the seasoned journeyman. There needs to be more of a plan in place next time.
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Yellow Matter Custard - While My Guitar Gently Weeps Live at Modern Drum... HT @66Samus @MikePortnoy
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