Ssalongo Kitya Muwesi
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Ka Semeere kakoze Meka mu PLE? 😂😂😂😂
Papito and Mamito🥰
Chocolate and Candy🥰
Thank you Paramount images for capturing the beautiful memories for our special days🙏
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In Arua, the radiology staff used the laptop for the x-ray machine as security to get a loan
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Canary has 9 cases. Kindly cross check with him
Uganda has confirmed 7 cases of the Omicron variant. 5 of these arrived from Nigeria while 2 arrived from South Africa. This was confirmed by the genomic surveillance that we have been carrying out at the various points of entry and among the general population.
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Urban TV needs to work on their lighting .
How's Carol looking like a 2?
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You skinned a whole buffalo shirtless.
You are the Buffalo soldier 🤣
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Boyfriend will ignore the red flag in the song choice
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Waliwo tweet gyolaba ngeyita drone
People who were saying that Ssegirinya is not fit enough to be a member of parliament, do they know that the minister of Education and Sports is a form 6 dropout.
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Your girl helping you see what she sees in Kamali
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A friends car UBB 768Q was stolen at 2.40am the morning of 7th June from seguku. Please share until it is found. Please alert the police or contact 0750749885
@AKasingye
@PoliceUg
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These things be expensive but fade in 3 months
Khaki pants still available
At only 65k
Inbox 0701725227
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Toyota Allex UBB 768Q stolen this morning from seguku. Please share until its found. 0750749885
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Apostle Grace Lubega can make you believe that by tomorrow morning, you'll have a billion at your door step.
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This cassava 😂😂😂😂
It is hard for Sudhir to make business in Uganda? May be you mean Sudhir byaruhanga 😂😂😂
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Saw some of you rush to the villages on 25th At supersonic speeds.
Fuel of like 250k.
You bought huge expensive bottles of liquor, Just for one day.
Anyway I also don't have the 100k you want urgently. And no, you won't pay me when you reach Kampala. That may be April salary
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Wabula oyagala abakuumi.... Kati Oli Ku mukuumi wa goal? 😂😂😂
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A rare picture of your girl
Before and after sezibwa
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Lies.
Tayari Security pays a minimum of 100k perday. Don't mislead the public.
We are tired of people like you
Your employees at Tayari Security group earn UGx.150K per Month, a kidney transplant will cost Ugx 70M upwards.
If any of them has a son who requires a kidney transplant, they'll have to work & save for 38yrs, Imagine them reading this tweet!!
Lwaki mweswaza Bantu mwe!
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Why did you abuse kwizera in the ambulance?
Congratulations Manchester United but remember you are facing Manchester City in the finials. Ok bye
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Arcade or no arcade
Mpenkoni or Passo
Married or single
Sabalwanyi or nabalwanyi
NRM or NUP
SFC or LDU
The end of all things is vanity
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Amazzi oba amazi ???? 🤣😂😂
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@andsjeff
@solomonkibz
If he goes to a bar, he needs to get drunk, get wasted and get laid... Not to campaign or enforce political will.
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Sudhir facing difficulties doing business in Uganda. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Ekigambo Impenetrable tokitegeela? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is Tourism Road in Kisoro heading to Bwindi Impenetrable National Park with beautiful mountain Gorillas.
Government collects huge amount of money (taxes) from Bwindi, the money meant to construct these roads is being ruthlessly looted by corrupt individuals in power.
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Hard work beats talent when talent fails to work hard
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Wano oyinza okulowooza lilina amagezi 😂
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These are not hospitals or schools
These are police stations in Uganda
Ne munsiko waliyo police 😂😂😂
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People will go for tours, post Uganda is beautiful... Nature is beautiful.
All you see are photos of themselves jumping and laughing...
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Good morning. We continue to explore dietary options.
Today we look at roach soup, and pasted roach. They have a high immunity, high content of vitamin b12 and amino acids
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Naye mwana.... Windows 8.1 isn't good. Nze windows 7 enkolera 😅
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Good morning class.
What is the past tense of swell?
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The marriage ended, I dont think Teddy is dying to be with the man.
Let bugingo accept to share the property, then they grant him his divorce.
It's all about the money. Teddy wants her share of the loot
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😂Kati owa Man U yasama mpola kuba gwe u might fail to even get a draw 😂
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Borrow USD 350m.
Eat 80% of the loan money
construct a road. 51.4km using the balance, 20%
Charge the population to pay the loan you ate
Mujooga
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You don't have statistics...
There are quite a number of women that are eaten "for free" 😂😂
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Why do i have a feeling heroes day in uganda is about the 1986 war
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My nigga landed on this hot girl in the neighborhood.
Their first date was yesterday, she took 20 bottles of beer...
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Home problem: leaders who stay in power for long
Home grown solution: capture power by the gun
Rule for 35 years
Amend constitution
Label citizens as terrorist
Bring special unit from somalia
Kidnap torture and murder them
Normalize corruption
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Why did you save my number as nudes.?
Couldn't you atleast use my handle?? Was sharing a crime
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Uganda won our hearts
SUMMARY OF RESULTS:
#CapeTown7s
USA 38-05 Uganda
Australia 31-00 Uganda
Great Britain 38-05 Uganda
France 24-07 Uganda
Kenya 19-05 Uganda
#SupportUgandaSevens
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+1 today. It's been an amazing Journey.
God above all
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Mbu if a woman gives you some on the first date, you will see her as cheap.
So she has to first refuse ko
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If the men cook tomorrow, the women should pay rent for 2 months. Tikwe?
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After hitting it raw and she says she supplies HIV for a living
#KaMalaikaChallenge
#TweetLikeKaMalaika
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Muwase bwoba omwagala nyo 😂😂
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