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Former French colonies have to deposit 50% of their foreign exchange reserves at the Bank of France.
They can only access 15% of the money in any given year. If they need more than that, they have to borrow their own money from France at a fee.
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The Internet never Forgets, The Trumps now have a Guiness World Record in Plagiarism
#FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes
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Because Africans who were living around it before 1858 thought that it was a Mountain.
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France still holds national reserves of 14 African countries since 1961: Benin, Burkina Faso,Guinea-Bissau,Ivory Coast,Mali, Niger, Senegal,Togo,Cameroon,CAR, Chad, Congo-Brazzaville, Equatorial Guinea & Gabon
Reason: Payment of infrastructure built by France during colonization
Former French colonies have to deposit 50% of their foreign exchange reserves at the Bank of France.
They can only access 15% of the money in any given year. If they need more than that, they have to borrow their own money from France at a fee.
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the internet is a funny place 😔😔😔
It’s a sign of uncouthness to pose with a sick person ggwe ofune likes while they continue looking pitiable.
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Chinese wanted to give Tanzania a loan to expand their Dar es Salaam port.
conditions;
*NO construction of new port in Tz
*Chinese to take charge of the port for 35yrs &Tz not to get any revenue from it
*99yr lease on land
Magufuli told them only a mad man would sign the loan.
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The rare fact people don’t know is that in her quest to fight fossil fuels, she walked from Uganda to Switzerland.
Ugandan climate justice activist, Vanessa Nakate, is in Davos to call on politicians and business leaders to stop new fossil fuel investments.
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Hey
@HEBobiwine
, can you please hold a live broadcast via your socials every Sunday when the old man with a hat is holding his low key campaigns, It’s a Win Win, Lose Lose situation.
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“We have to be honest, and acknowledge that a big part of the money in our banks come precisely from the exploitation of the African continent.”
“Without Africa, France will slide down into the rank of a 3rd world power”
Former French President Jacques Chirac .
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We need to stop teaching young African kids that missionaries came to Africa to spread the word of God, they came to lay ground for stealing, when the blue prints were done, Africans had the Bibles & the missionaries had the Land with minerals. We're still paying up-to-date.
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Some of the young vibrant African leaders paying close attention to ongoing discussions about “Africa’s future” during the
#RussiaAfricaSummit
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If a Presidential debate had happened, Jospeh KABULETA was going to make most Ugandans realize that they’re just accustomed to mediocrity.
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1993: Museveni to leave power after 8yrs
2001: I'll retire in 2006
2004: Gadaffi to attend Museveni's retirement
2006: I need more 5yrs, I will retire in 2011
2011: I'll retire in 2016
2017: I'll stand in 2021, Age-limit will be sorted by Ugandans
2018: I am not about to retire
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Happy Birthday your Excellency
@HEBobiwine
, continue shaking the tables. Thank you for taking the ghetto to the parliament.
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To spread Christianity and fight against slave trade.
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To those regime apologetics who work under DGF and others who work under CSOs supported by DGF, has reality hit you yet or you can explain?. Until it hits home, some of you will never understand that bad politics affects us all whether you’re Harvard English or Katanga English.
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If correcting the image of Police requires some of us to be sacrificed, my burial place is Mpigi, that is where people can take my body - Former Buyende DPC Muhammed Kirumira.
#RIPKirumira
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Hooligans this Hooligans that....the real hooligans and bandits are the police and army guys shooting at civilians unprovoked.
*Dear Corporates, Police Brutality isn’t only against those who work downtown, they will also find you in your AC offices
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Don Wanyama is the senior presidential press secretary to H.E. President Yoweri Kaguta Museveni, his passionate on matters of politics, journalism, copy, modify and paste.
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The
#DubaiExpo2020
through the lens of a Ugandan Entrepreneur
@MNsimenta
😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
*While other countries are letting entrepreneurs pitch to investors, our politicians prefer to take the limelight on things they barely understand. We’re a special country indeed.
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Katumba won Bobi Wine at 72 polling stations 😂
Nancy Kalembe at 53 PS.
Kabuleta at 65 PS.
MWESIGYE at 60 PS.
Mao at 261 PS
Muntu at 233 PS
Mayambala at 136 PS.
*those looking at Voter dump pattern, focus on the following Districts.
KAABONG
KAZO
ISINGIRO
KIRUHURA
NTUNGAMO
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After visiting Uganda for a conference that was meant to open at 9am but the guest of honor(representing the president) showed up at 3pm, this is what Kenya’s Prof. Noah Midamba had to say about the class of 1986. 🍌🍌
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“Without Africa, France will have no history in the 21st century” -- Former French President François Mitterand.
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“I am not going to have UCC run our companies...” Captain Francis Babu.
UCC’s MUTABAZI looked on in tongues, the owner of the “other station” that bent the knee seemed not to like Babu’s openness to the “oppressor” 🍌 🍌
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More videos of NRM “Silent Majority” voting for President Museveni in the recently concluded Uganda Presidential Elections continue to show up on social media days after Government lifting the 5day Internet Shutdown. 🍌🍌 rep
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The police has started breaking into people's houses in Kireka,Kamuli Road.
#FreeBobiWine
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This is how colonizers felt when colonies opted for independence.
How dare these two self-absorbed whining freeloaders treat the Queen like this?
Who the hell do they think they are? Shameless & shameful.
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Rwanda installed cameras that curb traffic offenses
This is their Minister of Justice and Attorney General, his driver was over speeding and they automatically ticketed them, he obliged to pay.
*In Uganda, a Minister would ask the cameras if they went to the bush war in Luweero
Irembo and Traffic take efficiency 2 the next level! A camera caught us overspeeding a short while ago & now an automated fine bill;
14/08/2019:Over speeding:81 by RAD991V,Ticket#:1014081974741 Location:Gihuta, Bill ID:190814403265, Frw:50,000, Pay by:18-08-2019
I'll pay
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“Whenever common sense calls, Catherine Kusasira’s number is always off”.
VIDEO: Catherine Kusasira pleads the government to compensate all musicians who had planned shows.
#NBSUncut
#NBSUpdates
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A rare Photo explaining the number of years Museveni has spent in Power.
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You go to Face Technologies for permit renewal, find there like 200 people and in less than 45minutes you have your permit ready, you go to NIRA to replace a lost ID, find there like 30 people and in 1year, 7month & 5 days your ID won’t be ready.
*The incompetence is by choice.
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“I'm confident because indeed it's not me on trial; it's the court itself on trial. I have not committed any crime...”
*I can imagine what was going through the Judge’s mind, feeling like a Junta pawn. Regime playing from same play book as fallen dictatorships. Tuli ku Time Bomb
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Her only crime was removing Museveni’s campaign posters from the Civil Aviation Authority building in Entebbe, a place where campaign posters are not allowed.
*government continues to prove that it hates people who reason. You’re an idiot if you don’t see this as wrong. 😫
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I saw Mohammad Ssegirinya’s mum(who is probably Museveni’s age-mate) crying on TV, Kneeling asking President Museveni to pardon the son.
*I personally believe in Mother Nature, one day those tears will be paid no matter the generation. Posterity will look back to these events.
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“See…you can make a KFC advert without including chicken. You just have to be creative” A Case study by Uncle Mo to wannabe influencers. ✌🏿✌🏿✌🏿
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The Election was free and fair, pre-ticking of votes under the guard of the non partisan UPDF. No wonder Museveni got close to 90% in western Uganda. Mother Nature will remind you that nothing is permanent
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1993: Museveni to leave power after 8 years.
2004: Gadaffi to attend Museveni's retirement
2006: Museveni pledges to end poverty by 2017
2017: I'll stand in 2021, Age-limit will be sorted by Ugandans.
*Even if it means 'milking rats', Museveni will do anything to stay in Power.
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Then Kapalaga comes and his like the problem is is is sports and entertainment 🏃🏿♂️🏃🏿♂️🏃🏿♂️
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"If a Chinese government official stole money meant for the Immunization of children in say ''Northern China'', he/she would be rotting in Jail for life with no access to social media sites, the reverse is the order of the day in Africa 👁️"
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Yesterday Muhoozi Kainerugaba entered Sky Lounge with a flock of ladies & started feeling like he owns earth, his SFC guards started chasing lads frm tables so that his flock could get where to sit but one error404 guy couldn't take it, the place turned into a market for sometime
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The immaturity and stupidity that has been displayed by the pamper generation on Twitter in this 2019 is overwhelming.
*the nappy generation wasn’t this stupid 🚶🏾♂️🚶🏾♂️🚶🏾♂️
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In the 97 days of the
#AgeLimit
proceedings, the court bought 200 boxes of mineral water at UGX25,000,000(125,000 per 📦) normal price approx 15K
10 Justices got UGX73,000,000 as dinner allowances
Total of UGX597,000,000 was spent
*We’re not poor, we’re just poorly Governed
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Uganda Police inflated COVID-19 response budget by UGX14,900,000,000.
Government fails to account for UGX56,000,000,000 COVID-19 cash.
21,000 doses of COVID-19 go missing.
*just a simple reminder that we’re still on track of securing your future. The new fishermen will lead.
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Dear HR,
The Kibuli Muslim faction says Eid is on Wednesday while the Old Kampala faction says Eid is tomorrow
I’m writing to inform you that I agree with both factions.
Regards,
Carry Hangover Forward.
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Petrol now trading at UGX4,460 while Diesel is at UGX4,020.
*1USD = UGX3,856.55, fellow Ugandans, we are now living beyond the American dream.
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This is our newest tourism ambassador, she can't differentiate between Uganda and Museveni.
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Don’t you just love Uganda and it’s effective systems.
*A license plate owned by more than 3 cars. It’s registered as a spacio but even SUVs use it.
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Blocking VPNs is a 'Tom & Jerry' game, VPNs were blocked in China but it's citizens have been using them within China for over 8 years now.
A 3rd world country that can't even manufacture a router wants to beat one of the best countries in tech to blocking VPNs
#SocialMediaTax
Government has moved to block Virtual Private Networks (VPN) that several Ugandans have installed on their mobile gadgets in a bid to dodge government’s social media tax
#MonitorUpdates
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Museveni's convoy left for the airport in Arua untouched then one car that was allegedly stoned in the convoy turned back and headed towards Pacific hotel side
#FreeBobiWine
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UGX579,000,000,000 was allocated to MoH by Gov to buy 100 Ambulances 5yrs ago, no ambulance has been purchased since then.
*Each Ambulance was to cost UGX5,790,000,000 😫
We’re not broke, we’re just poorly governed, Out of the 121 districts in Uganda, 77 don’t have ambulances.
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They didn’t attack the police at all, they were going on with their usual online streaming of Bobi Wines campaign trail and the police decided to start shooting bullets at them.
*may anyone who spins regime killings and oppression get what’s deserving 🙏🏿
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Bebecool: Bobi Wine is not an MP, but Kyagulanyi is an MP...
Moderator: Who is on the show today?
Bebecool: Bebecool, the artist.
Moderator: But for us we invited Moses Ssali
Bebecool: They are the same....
*does the tamale mirundi.
#NBSFrontLine
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You mortgage your property to get a loan from a bank, pay all of it back on time but the bank no longer has your title deeds because insiders in the bank sold the tittles to themselves.
*Besides your high interest rates, Well done Stanbic Bank and other banks that do this. 🍌
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But what you’re posting ain’t code, it’s a Linux install of OpenJdk. Post the coding and we see something.
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Uganda Electoral Commission: Museveni is not campaigning, he is just performing his presidential duties, all political parties are warned not to engage in early campaigns.
Ignore those saying that his campaigning, they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Ministry of Health needs UGX1.4 trillion to construct 41 hospitals in 39 districts.
Government of Uganda has agreed to give an Italian investor(FINASI) a promissory loan worth UGX1.3 trillion to construct a specialized Government hospital in Lubowa.
*optimization error404
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NRM Woman MP for Runkungiri District thrown out of Parliament, fresh elections ordered
Museveni donates UGX5,000,000,000 to 110 groups in Rukungiri
At-least 20 groups turn out to be non-existent
M7 & Army Generals camp in Rukungiri
FDC candidate wins
#RukungiriByElection
NRM:
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Criticism is not bad, but you all need to realize that most of the so called elites trying so hard to bash Bobi Wine would still bash anyone else who comes up to challenge the status quo, these people & most of their families depend on the current status quo directly/indirectly.
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Ceteris paribus, If you measure the diameter & circumference of the trench where the motorcycle is said to have fallen, Keeping the size of the pendulum bob & Bunsen burner of the motorcycle as pb=2.3 & bb=4.2, you can know why the eye was plucked out & fingers chopped + burns.
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When Sékou Touré of Guinea decided in 1958 to get out of french colonial empire, and opted for the country independence, the french colonial elite in Paris got so furious, the french administration in Guinea destroyed everything in the country...
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The biggest joke in all this was the “360 View” Political command center.
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This one was online, tweeted live results of Bobi Wine leading with big margins while in the field.
*he ended up deleting all of them, we were told because of Job error404. He was never away.
JUST IN
The internet is back baby.😎
Hello world, what happened while we were away?
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As we conclude this year, the 10 nominees for the worst service providers in Uganda 2019 are;
1. NIRA
2. NIRA
3. NIRA
4. NIRA
5. NIRA
6. NIRA
7. NIRA
8. NIRA
9. NIRA
10. NIRA
*and the winner is National Identification & Registration Authority (NIRA), Good Job in poor services.
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Today morning I was knocked by a car belonging to
@JudiciaryUG
, registration number UG 0728J (with a JHC sign) on Ebbs Road, a few meters after mildmay hospital. The driver was driving on the wrong lane and when he tried to head back in the right lane,he hit me and sped off.
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Apart from Maj Gen David Muhoozi, the rest are just here to explain the Ngoni Migration and how the Bachwezi disappeared
#SecurityUg
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Museveni paid music promoters UGX1,000,000,000 as compensation for the banned music shows of Bobi Wine.
*this shouldn't be a big issue given that State House spends UGX12,898,000 daily on welfare & entertainment and has a daily budget of UGX105,205,000 as classified expenditure.
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So your brother was killed and you healed after accepting that the same system you support can’t get you justice for your loss but you still get pissed when someone says that people who believe in Justice shouldn’t visit Ugandan. 🚶🏾♂️🚶🏾♂️🚶🏾♂️🚶🏾♂️
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Sheikh Muzaata’s last speech at the burial of Kariisa.... mini video thread🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
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Just because you had journalists on opposition campaign trails, it doesn’t mean that we can’t call you out for broadcasting fake presidential election results in the name of a political command center. Even Judas Iscariot moved around with Jesus while he was preaching the gospel.
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"I will not preside over a country where a Ugandan is killed and the authorities do not know who has killed him" -- Museveni in 1989.
The Museveni of 1989 would fight the Museveni of 2018.
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The Election was free and fair, whereas Buganda, Busoga and partly North and West Nile didn’t vote for him, Museveni massively won in western Uganda, it’s the people of western Uganda bla bla...Meanwhile in Western Uganda
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*this is just a simple reminder;
On 5th January 2021(days to election), Candidate John Katumba visited KAA offices. KAA are lawyers for Yoweri Kaguta Museveni.
*also note that in the EC data, Katumba won kyagulanyi at some polling stations miraculously, Chotti Bahu continues..
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Dear African Governments, Taxes can't raise any money if they kill the economies....
#SocialMediaTax
#MobileMoneyTax
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If
@HEBobiwine
wasn't badly injured, they would have paraded him at the court martial by now.
#FreeBobiWine
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In Kenya, Kirinyaga Woman MP Wangui Ngirici was being driven on the wrong lane and a citizen refused to give them right of way.
*In Uganda, the citizen would have been asked if his family had a contribution to the bush war in Luweero and then beaten until he sees John Speke.
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MTN and Airtel have blocked Facebook Access. Also SMS codes to NUP UVote app blocked. 🍌🍌
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Stories of abduction and kidnappings by security forces in Uganda continue to increase tremendously, those arrested, their families never get to see them again. But their is a lumpen out there who believes that people are just over reacting because he feeds off the regime. 🖕🖕🖕
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NUP introduced its UVote app to help its agents rely DR forms from different polling stations across the country on polling day.
*Junta response, block downloading of apps via App and Play store. 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 Rep.
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Dear Kirumira,
You were gunned down because you scared the mafias, I just wanted to let you know that they still beat up journalists while doing their job.
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NTV Joel: Hon Baryomunsi, research says that 90% are against
#AgeLimit
removal.
Hon: Research was taken from a very small sample of the population.
NTV Joel: You're a doctor/scientist, If you're finding out if I have malaria, do you remove all my blood to take a sample?
Hon:
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In today’s National Service;
Judiciary used UGX13,000,000 to build a flush toilet at CJ Bart Katureebe's home.
Using the same plan, the same flush toilet was built at Entebbe magistrate's court at UGX 436,000,000 only.
A total of UGX449,000,000 only was used for the 2 toilets.
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The irony in being called “Magezi” Sandra.
Only desperate Men marry ladies with kids😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Politicians in Uganda visit developed countries in the west and get to admire the good services provided, take photos while using them & instead of working on having the same services when back home,they just plan on how to loot taxpayers so that they go back & take more photos.
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These are the polling stations where John KATUMBA won against Kyagulanyi and Museveni.
PS: the DR forms indicate that Kayagulanyi won there. Thanks
@ssmusoke
and
@LubzCharles
for continuing to analyze the data provided,
#OpenData
is the way to go. Check pattern in MIGINA 😂👊🏾
In fact there is a total of 72 polling stations where results for Kyagulanyi played higi haga with results of Katumba in the EC results.
*the DR forms say otherwise. You now understand why some stations in Wakiso had to be left out.
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A flag guy mocked a fresher for reporting at campus with a metallic box for clout & when things backfired most tweeps didn’t find it cool, He higi haga(ed) that he was a charcoal seller at UH
*The fresher has been found, Ssuubi Henry & was admitted on Government scholarship 👌🏾
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“UGANDANS WHO SUFFER LOOKING FOR JOBS ARE SIMPLY LAZY.” - First Lady of Uganda, Janet KATAHA MUSEVENI.
*she’s also the Minister of Education and Sports, she has a Bachelors Degree in Education which she attained without doing the mandatory school teaching practice.
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Museveni called the more than 54 supporters of His Excellency Robert Kyagulanyi who were killed prior to the sham elections terrorists and applauded the security forces for killing them.
*indeed we’re in the last times of a Rebel-cum-President. Mother Nature will remind us 🙏🏿
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Besides the Northern Bypass & Operation Wealth Creation, The National ID project (NIRA) is among the worst projects in Uganda since 1962. It takes Face Technologies 30 mins to replace a lost driving permit, it takes NIRA 12379379659064358744783543674367mins to replace a lost ID.
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3000 French left the country, taking all their property & destroying anything which couldn't be moved: schools,buildings, cars, medicine, research institute instruments, tractors crushed and sabotaged; cows in the farms were killed, food in warehouses were burned/poisoned...
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