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Banks lend you more money when you are already rich.
You are most attractive when you are already happily married or dating.
People help you more when you no longer need help.
Wealth attracts wealth.
That's just how things work.
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KIKUYUS hate LUO'S for nothing.
I rather DIE with KAMBAS 🇰🇪
KAMBAS are LOVING and they NEVER give up with LUOS.
am not tribalist but allow me to say that PEOPLE FROM CENTRAL hate us the MOST.
RUTO himself hate LUOs.
Why ONLY Luos being the MOST hated tribe in kenya by many?
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To all unmarried men, if you're planning to marry in 2024, just gift your future children a good mother. Most families are struggling because of uncouth mothers.
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Many parents are faking to be ok in the eyes of their children while they are going through hell. Be a good son.
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People will respect you more if they have little information about you. Learn to tame your mouth, it might bring you disrespect.
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Your elder brother is like a father to you, never disrespect him even if he knows nothing.
Show him respect.
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Animating other lasses not to cover their juicy silicon valley is inane. Your prime age is gone. Infact you've seen more heads than a urologist to be where you're today. The well is dry and it's only the wellhead that's attract losers, babs aren't spongy anymore!! War Veteran.
My Punani got me a car from my man...yours gets you character development 😂💀 told you msivae panty and your man will be spending like crazy.
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When you have mastered the virtue of contentment, people start thinking you've everything. Contentment doesn't cancel desire, it cancels desperation.
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A damage woman can never be healed but a damage man can rebuild himself into a new version.
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@RailaOdinga
This textile factory in Athi River has employed over 3,000 Kenyans. Having such factories in various counties making Kenyan-made clothes, which are sold by mitumba retailers, will not in anyway harm our economy or take a way a single job. It will instead create more jobs. 💙❤💙
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Some of you are truly strong . You go through tough times & nobody knows. You pick up yourself every single day and push on. You come online, laugh, crack jokes & engage. Everyone assuming your life is in line. But deep down you're going through boundless tribulations. Be Strong.
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Men, normalize condomizing your girlfriends. They are busy sleeping with random men in campus for survival.
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Sexual bribery in Universities, Sexual bribery in govt offices, Sexual bribery for promotions, Sexual bribery in business, Sexual bribery for job internships, sexual bribery in politics & etc.
Churches has failed.
Government is full of quacks.
We are nailed as a country.
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Parents are unknowingly raising depressed souls, sad souls and damaged souls. A generation that are depressed with fuzzy visions, a generation that kills because of love, a generation that live in suicidal thoughts because of poverty and exam failure., So sad!
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Stay away from people who have benefited from you but acts as if you have never done anything good for them.
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BREAKING:
IEBC Commissioner Prof Guliye and CEO Hussein Mirjan have joined the four other dissenting Commissioners to give evidence against Wafula Chebukati at the Supreme Court.
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It's only losers who keep on whining about their struggles, family issues and unsupportive friends.
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Any man fighting his biological father over inheritance is a curse and a disgrace to the family. Your father did not pipe your mother to raise a perverse son. Respect your father.
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Men doesn't know how to handle heartbreaks and rejections. All they think after being rejected is how much they've spent on such a woman. Women owe you nothing and the best revenge is none. Heal, move on with your life, and let karma deal with it.
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When a mad person die, that's when his family will show up. Nobody want to associate himself with a nonentity, if you can't work on yourself, even your family members will disassociate themselves from you.
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Anyone on payslip waiting to get paid after four weeks of work is a poor guy. One day they will wake up and say there is no sufficient funds or organization has become bankrupt. Invest.
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COMRADES GOOD MORNING.
University student going to class & to bed without a single meal.The parents in the village are happy their child is in the University.The child needs money to type & print some work.Fuliza limit has been reached & they can't borrow anymore.
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If you get a chance to succeed in this life, grab it legally or illegally. Life doesn't have a certificate to attain. Be wise!
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Male bosses, stop hugging or sleeping with other men's wives, do your job and leave. Even if the husband is a grocer, he will chop off your head.
Respect boundaries!
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Men, marry a lady who will stay even after your departure. Most of these women feel like they made a wrong decision after getting kids with them. Watch out before your kids get undeserved punishment.
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Men, don't impregnate a school girl, she has a dream to achieve.
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Being jobless doesn't mean you are lazy, parents should stop causing depression trauma to their children. Academic support is not enough in the current world with no level playground and rigged system against the unknown bird.
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Men only enjoy sex for one minute, the rest is for fighting for their frame. You need to go extra minutes to please your woman, when that urge isn't there any more!
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Do your work and leave the work place. Never please your mates, never please your boss for working an extra hour while you still have parental work at home, avoid hugging other people's wives. When you wrong your boss, your workmates won't stand with you.
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Ladies, the moment you get pregnant while still under your father's roof, kindly leave. No man should live with two women under one roof, it's immoral. Your father wasn't there when you were really enjoying KFC products, your father wasn't there when you were yawning your legs.
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Which book are you reading currently?
Me, The Birth Of The Nazis.
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Transactional relationships lack genuine desire. Also, negotiated relationships work best because everybody understands their role. Everyone must offer something.
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Acting broke doesn't mean you'll know your genuine friend, just have a back up plan instead. What if your trusted friend will be down at that particular time? Will you unfriend him?
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Sometimes bad things happen to inspire you to change and grow. This is a good thing you should appreciate.
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Just because someone is “family” doesn't mean you have to tolerate lies, drama, chaos manipulation and disrespect. Learn to be ruthless with your boundary.
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Killing your girlfriend isn't the placebo to a heartbreak. Let her go, she has lost it if indeed you're a genuine guy. Embrace rejection and grab it as an opportunity to rebuild yourself. It's idiotic and dotish to kill her. Some men are just witchers and necromancers!
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Marrying a girl from Nyeri or Embu is one of the biggest mistakes you shall encounter as ambitious man, unless you're coming from those regions then go ahead.
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@Kenyans
Showing RESPECT to the President more than the person who penetrates you is like a woman showing more care, love and respect to her pastor than her husband. 🚩
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What exactly does a marriage offer men today? “Men knows there's a good chance they will lose their friends, their respect, their space, their sex life and money...and if it goes wrong, their family,” says Hellen Smith.
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A country where police officers are ready to fight innocent citizens but fighting bandits is where they draw the line.
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We are not satisfied with real life; we want to live some imaginary life in the eyes of other people and to seem different from what we actually are.
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Men, after landing a job. Giving yourself a timescale of one to three years for future planning isn't somehow that important in the current world. Remember sluts and friends will be hanging on your salary. Build a house back in the village first and start a family instead.
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Cheap ladies are being slaughtered because of fake life. Their parents failed, relatives tried, siblings tried as well, but their uncouth psyches were uncontrollable and still they won't learn.
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If sex is the only thing she can afford in that relationship and she need fancy things in return, dump her immediately.
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You can't be having sex with different people & expect your life to be well, some of these people you sleep with are cursed, Some are broken souls, deranged souls, souls with heavy burdens, chained souls, souls with fuzzy vision, souls fixed with sorcery, souls from broken homes.
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Don't spend too much time giving explanation when you're right. It's unnecessary.
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I do follow his teaching but ain't his flock. This man teach something other swindlers aren't teaching, govt should only regulate his church but shouldn't ban it.
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A prostitute sounds a good name since she is not your blood sister, Sugar mummy is attractive since she isn't your mother, a party girl looks vivacious since she is not your future wife. Then, who will marry all these raw meat hawkers?!
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In friendship, anyone can switch anytime. Everyone that comes into your life has a time frame and a purpose. Some come to stay for a month, months, few years, some come to stay forever. When you understand this principle, you will stop forcing friendship.
🇮🇲🤝
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There is a lady raising a kid she got from a beach boy.
There is a lady raising a kid she got from a laptop guy.
There is a lady raising a kid she got from her mum's sugar daddy.
There is a lady raising a kid bcoz of Soda & chips.
BEING CHEAP!!!
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You're only a christian because you were colonized by European. You'd be a muslim if you were colonized by Arabs. Don't debate that religion is geographic. If you could've been colonized by Chinese maybe you could be now kneeling in front of a statue believe it's The Most High.
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Ladies, If you're not careful with your life, you will reach an age when you understand why people cry in the church.
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Young boys are really investing on women financially only to have sex. If she can't give you her juicy silicon valley then there must be a guy piping her hardly. Never invest to any lace, things change and women tend to change so quickly.
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A real apology is remorse followed by silence, space and changed behavior. A real apology is less speaking and more personal work on yourself. A real apology is looking within and addressing what caused you to hurt someone you love.
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A lady who can receive five different calls within thirty mins is a raw meat hawker.
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Stay away from relatives that hurt your mother. They don't like you either.
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If your senseless friends question you where have you been all along, just tell them you unfriend them. No one will beat you.
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Desperate women are showing their private parts publicly which are meant to be private entity seeking validation from thirsty men. Her dad failed and now she want to syphon your hard earned money. Her dad failed that's why she is sleeping with her dad's age mates.
Avoid her!!
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The older you get, the more you realize the value of staying low key, of cultivating your circle and only letting certain people in. You can be open, honest, and real while understanding not everyone deserves a seat at your table.
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Religions are still the oldest conspiracy, religion only exists because humans are mortal. Humans need to believe that they will not die, so they believe in the Beyond. The Promise of Life After Death: Yes, that's an easy plot!
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Most of us were raised in this status.
We used to share happy/sad moments together, we used to fetch firewood together, we used to go to school together, we used to play together, we used to share one bed together...But things have changed......
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Men should learn not to give these social media sluts attention. Promiscuous men are double paying these gullible wagons. Twitter and cash for casual sex. Never give a slut attention!
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Mandela was on bed with the colonists but people think he was a freedom fighter. What will they say about Steve Biko then?
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Don't get too much comfortable when people say they love you and care for a you. Ask yourself “Until when?” Because just like the seasons, people change.
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Marry a woman from your tribe, don't listen to your peers. Seek knowledge from your elders before making any premature decision. If they reject her, abandon that girl and never look back. A man of Subsistence sh'd gift his children with a responsible mother, not beautiful woman.
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What's your thought on this man who turned water into strong tea?
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Poor people in uniform beating poor people with hunger, for the benefit of the rich people without uniform or hunger.
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A woman who tweet past 2100hrs is a thot or a single mother under desperation.
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Parents aren't talking to their children, grandmothers are discriminating some of their grandchildren, siblings aren't talking to each other, cousins aren't talking to each other, Uncles aren't talking to nephews. But when someone dies, that's when now comfort & care comes in.
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Having big groups of friends is childish cause there are subgroups there that you aren't part of. Avoid!
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Beauty isn't a symbol of intelligence! How was this lady lured by that so called pastor in Malindi till she quit her good payable job just to join cultism? Religion!!
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Men, it is right to discipline your sister if she misbehave. Don't listen to what your mother is ranting of. Sisters are good at embarrassing families, so learn to take the right action.
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Hapa Nairobi is either umekuja kulipa rent ama umekuja kutafuta utajiri. Single mothers wanalala the whole day lakini ikifika jioni wako kwa line ya kuenda kutafuta za rent, ya kutumia mzazi nyumbani, School fees. And all these are happening because of raw meat?
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And if I talk, her feminized flocks shall throw dirty words at me! At what point did we say as MEN that a woman who can be penetrated ruthlessly to lead A MAN on spiritual matters?
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Small misunderstandings will expose how people really feel a bout you.
Learn.
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No rich parents, no assistance, no handout, no favors, no excuses, straight hunger, straight ambition, straight hustle.
And when you make it, they call it luck!
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No one, I mean, NOBODY cares about your process they just want to see results.
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In the gym, the weight doesn't get easier to lift; you get stronger. In life, events don't get easier to handle; you become better equipped to handle them. Keep growing.
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Kalenjins used to be focused men.
Kalenjins used to be visionary.
Kalenjins used to look determinant.
Kalenjins used to posses masculine characters.
Kalenjins used to be non tribal.
What happened?!
They're now obsessed, full of pride, drained in pool of losers & becoming quacks.
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Why must a man kneel before a woman?
Are you the one who must be submissive?
DON'T kneel before someone whom you can penetrate.
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For me, Ichungwa look more barbaric but Nyoro is someone who can somehow reason even though he is the master tribalist.
Ichungwa is someone who can't reason, he only think that Mr.Ruto is the father, Gachagua the mother and constitution the sister to him.
Worse is yet to come.
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