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My barber, psychiatrist, priestess & sangoma are moot. Non-sequitur trains of thought. For the most part, it’s satirical content. Hates atchar with a passion.
Cloud 9, snorting the colour 7
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I plan on outperforming the:
• Nasdaq
• New York Stock Exchange
• Shanghai Stock Exchange
• Hong Kong Stock Exchange
• Toronto Stock Exchange
• Johannesburg Stock Exchange
•… You get the picture
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Being able to pronounce names like ‘Gert’, ‘Potgieter’ & ‘Labuschagne’, but suffer from cardiac arrest & a mild stroke when it comes to names like, ‘Kagiso’
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@TheOluwabukunmi
Because that day she was probably making him laugh nonstop & it left an imprint on him.
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@MatsekoThandiwe
He had the number sequence as well as the police emergency number as his product barcode and they fell for it? Arrest his customers, too!
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@lindz_malindz
Having unprotected sex with 3 strangers and leaving that whole experience with ZERO accountability? Legendary.
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@messedupfoods
I get that it’s affordable… however, why does it look like the kind of food served at a maximum security correctional services facility?
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@DeadlineDayLive
@sebnonda
Cristiano Ronaldo, When these Champions league winners start rolling in
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@LordVizo__
Been a single parent since my daughter was 3months old… she’s 12 ngoku… it’s getting worse, feel like I’m servicing a high-end luxury vehicle, monthly.
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@disclosetv
Is it me or do these pandemics sync their breakouts with an impending global financial crisis?
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@DAMIADENUGA
Bro opened up all his deepest darkest secrets and was reduced to self loathing, depressed triggering content
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@kay_mahapa
That, “…I can change him…” or “…he’ll change for me…” mentality, chills down my spine.
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@khethiii_m
Okes that talk like this haven’t done jack… it’s the quiet male besties, snipers.
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@spectatorindex
Isn’t this the same country that was siding with Ukraine against what it says is an occupying force… and yet… turns it’s back on Palestine?
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@SexyyRed314_
I See Red going full troll, doing a project with Young Thug & calling it ‘Face-Off’
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@BIOCHEMIST94
intwana looked at his boi… then looked at the back seat… visions took over, & then, they both knew 🤣
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@adoreanise
No vocals nothing… Little man was so cold with it, didn’t even give a verbal, “no…” 😂
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@Cecez_Daughter
Smoother than water permeating through satin silk woven by a factory of Asian child labourers 👏🏾
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@zeema_kay
• What’s your child(ren’s) teacher’s name/favourite teacher?
• Name >= 3 of your child(ren’s) friends at school?
• What extra curricular activities does your child(ren) do?
Deadbeats could would never know…
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@DailyLoud
Definitely didn’t have 50cent calling out Biden on his flimsy foreign policy, on my 2023 bingo card…
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@tumelomohotji
It would hit even harder if a classmate informed you, right before 1st break that, “Hey, oke… something is leaking in your bag.” ❤️
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@unusual_whales
Equitable Bank publicly announcing that the Canadian housing has just collapsed…
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