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she/her | All Minnie Mouse Everything | M.A.S. & W.A.S prayers still protect me 🕊🤍 | lover of @Canes hockey since the ‘99 & 2000s ♥️🤍🖤 #LetsGoCanes
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In case you were ever curious how I pronounce my first name & was afraid you’d say it wrong 🙃
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@5aluteMeImPaige
This is why I told my mama to stop asking questions she don’t want the real answers to 🤣
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@KevinWeekes
@Canes
We’ve been a fan of yours for years! You’re the reason our whole family are fans of the Canes!
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@hellotorifletch
I got married in the short sleeved version of this same dress from H&M, also 12 years ago (6/26/12). He married his mistress 11 months after our divorce finalized, & they have a 2 month old son. It gets easier. Hugs to you ♥️
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@semisocialbird
@BarkyBoogz
When you let them bake for 9 months, & they have the AUDACITY to come out lookin’ like their daddy. I feel your pain, mama.
My daughter is the SPITTIN’ image of her daddy like she didn’t give me heartburn from water for 9 months 🙄
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@TheKitchenista
My daughter in the public restroom: it smells like someone took a shit in here! IT STINKS!
Me: *sees feet in the first stall*
Me: Reagan, this is a restroom, so people are going to take a shit in here. Stop being so loud, mind your business, & go to the bathroom! 🤦🏾♀️
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Holiday Heart walked so Uncle Clifford could run The PYNK 💕💕💕
#PValley
Ving Rhames played a drag queen in Holiday Heart and turned right around and showed his ass as an OG ex-con in Baby Boy the next year.
THE TALENT.
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I know I said “we outside” this summer. But the way the weather been weathering chile. I might be in the house I fear
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@g00dlyf
My daughter is forever pulling up my dress & sticking her head under it & I always have to yell, "EXIT ONLY FOR YOU REAGAN MARIA. YOU TOO BIG TO GO BACK UP THERE!"
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Starting Quantico.
Priyanka Chopra is FUCKING gorgeous.
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I also really love this poster. Reminds me of the two most important men in my life, my 2 little brothers 🥹
Thanks
@canes
for an amazing much needed night out ♥️🤍🖤
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My custom
@NHLCanes
#RodBrindAmour
jersey finally came!
I’ve loved Brind’Amour since I was little & I finally have a jersey with his name on it. Excuse me while I go sob 😭♥️🖤
#GoCanes
#TakeWarning
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My daughter has a
#HealthyRootsDoll
named Zoe & has real human hair that you can wash & style with real hair products & I had to wash her hair today 😅
@SupernovaMomma
maybe Paris & Riley would like this doll?
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@theejenbunny2
My life for the last year 🙃 we’re separated now because I wasn’t gonna live another year like I have been.
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@clhubes
My daughter used to come into the office with me when she was 2. My director, the sweetest man, would come around & fist bump or touch our shoulder to say good morning. He did it to my daughter & at 7:45 am she screams: DON’T TOUCH MY ELBOW! It was actually her shoulder 💀🤣
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@DarleneThaQueen
@queenveej
Got married at 22 & now I’m divorced at 32. I’m telling my daughter she can’t even think about marriage until her brain finishes developing 😅
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@BombshellCole
I have a no yelling rule in the morning. Sometimes I slip up, but when I do, I apologize before she gets out of the car & goes into school. I know what it’s like to be yelled at as soon as you wake up.
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As a hardcore Canes fan, I have made this public service announcement because I know there are new people to our fan base
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My daughter is me if I had been given the opportunity to express myself as a child.
I remind myself of this when she says things that has me taking deep breaths 😅
Most of the parents I know who say their children talk back or talk grown, ….their children talk exactly like them. Lol
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Word on the street is that my little brother, the
#CaniacCowboy
was at the home opener last night for the
@NHLCanes
! If anyone has pictures or videos of him, send them my way!
We probably won't bring his Twitter back this season, so I'll be tweeting for him!
#NewProfilePic
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@lagrca_
I did this to my daughter who is now 4, & showed her a video of her hollering & screaming as a baby, & she was like, “wow mommy I could really scream!”
Girl…. 😑😂
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@NoEmmeG
Me to my mom when she had to go clean her mom’s house AND her sister’s house because they’re compulsive shoppers & hoarders. I said, it’s hereditary. That’s where I got it from. Her response: I don’t even buy that much stuff.
The pile of clothes in my dad’s home office says diff
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In the words of
@Nothinbuttreble
’s Deda, I slept so hard last night, I had to get up & rest. My goodness 😅
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A girl I used to be friends with, her daddy didn’t want to pay to feed me when I went on vacation w/ them when I was a teenager. And yes they were. Luckily her mama got him together but I never felt comfortable around them again.
as an african american…i would lowkey be terrified to tell my ppl i was over somebody house and they didnt include or feed me. smoke in the city. we do NOT play that shit. and i would not be allowed over there NO MO.
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I just realized this morning that I’ve been a
@NHLCanes
fan for 20 years. I was 9 when I went to my first game, & while I can’t remember who we played, when I saw
@NHLStormy
for the first time, it was true love.
So proud to be a Caniac. Forever & ever ♥️🖤
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@tahj__amil
@KryssyLaReina
The way I love seeing Black women being loved & adored by their partner!!! I love this for you; congratulations sweets! 🥹🩷
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@TheOTAPShow
@Gemini_527
My first session back in 2016 being 5 months pregnant - as soon as she asked, “what brings you here today?” I fell the damn apart.
Through snot bubbles I pointed to my belly & said, “her. I want to be better for her.”
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@TheBaddestMitch
An older YT little girl snatched a ball from my baby when she was 2 when we were at a children’s museum. The rage that filled my body. before I knew it, I was fast walking towards the child & my then husband had to grab me & said don’t do it 😅 & we left after that.
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@TheKitchenista
The first time I made him lasagna, he asked me where the cheddar cheese was. I said, cheddar doesn’t go in lasagna. I guess thats how his mom makes it. Went to his moms & proceeded to put me on blast “she looks down on cheddar in lasagna”
I only make it now when we have company
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2022 needs to go ahead & pack it the fuck up. A baby done got hurt at the
#RaleighChristmasParade
& it’s now cancelled SMFH
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I picked a little girl on the Angel Tree who loves the
@canes
. Like she specifically has “Hurricanes Hakey” as her favorite thing 🥹
The excitement Dinky & I had buying her a Canes hoodie at Target yesterday 😍😍😍
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@MorganJerkins
This is how I knew I was getting older because a woman can just walk by me & I know she’s pregnant, even if she doesn’t. I can also tell if they’re carrying a biological boy or girl.
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Thank you again
@SupernovaMomma
for your wisdom. You’re really helping all of us parents to do this parenthood thing a little bit better ♥️ - 4/4
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I always figured that callmedollar was a man. A sassy Black man 🤣
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@Kate_DowlingNZ
@makesmilk
My dad says this to me about my daughter & it enrages me. I calmly tell him that I will keep picking her up until I cannot anymore. She’s 2/3 of my height, so that time is coming soon 😢
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@XavierDLeau
I say I’m doing it forever, especially with my new position, but they eventually wanna bring us back for 3 days a week, Tuesday-Thursday. At least we get to be home for the best day & the worst day of the week 🤣
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@innergnmotion
My daughter called piggy back rides “piggy ride backs” when she was smaller & I never corrected her. Recently she said it correctly & I cried because who told you to grow up & say it the right way 😭😭😭😭
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I realized that she likes playing in water for the sensory aspect, so I bought her some water beads from Amazon.
We only play with them outside so I don’t mess up my plumbing because God knows I cannot afford to fix it & we had a BLAST TODAY! - 2/4
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@GlamazonJay
This life & every life after this, I want to always be a Black woman. The way we love & nurture so effortlessly is unmatched. Nothing compares to the love of another Black woman 🤎
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@HeyFranHey
I know you hear this a lot, but your product recommendations to us, whether on
@FriendZonePod
or these Twitter streets means a lot to us.
Your recommendation on the shampoo & conditioner drastically improved my hair, which helped boost my self-confidence - 1/2
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Definitely worth it! I was rolling around my home office with carpet like a kid 🤣
Replace your Gaming Chair Wheels with a 5 pack of Roller Blade Style Wheels, only $19.49, retail $33!
*Coupon, PLUS Use promo code; 05FKDPUA
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@earringdealer
Okay this is probably a dumb question but what’s the difference between a silk press & just straightening your hair? I just straighten my hair & I always get asked if I got a silk press & im like I just blew it out & flat ironed it?? Picture for reference.
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They will never make me hate Belcalis Almanzar 🤍
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Can we talk about how Darnell gaslit the hell outta Maya in the first two seasons of Girlfriends???
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Thanks y’all!
I’m tired of being jumped by my broom & mop every time I go in the laundry room 😵💫
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Babies born in the last 10 years are
#AncestorChildren
& no one can tell me different.
My daughter was also holding her head up right after she was born & rolling her eyes at the nurses when they would talk to her.
BEEN. HERE. BEFORE.
I keep telling y’all these babies will be talking right outta the womb soon 😩
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@Nothinbuttreble
this goes without saying, but thank you SO much for sharing the legacy of your brother with us on
@GettinGrownPod
. We appreciate you.
We lost my BIL Sept ‘19 a week after his 33rd bday. We haven’t been the same since. Sending love & hugs all the way from NC ♥️
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@Gemini_527
@theejenbunny2
I really hope so. Right now it’s hard & it sucks because we’ve been together since we were 18. He’s all I’ve ever known, so I’m scared 😞😔
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It used to bother me a lot that folks saw me as corny, but I see it as a part of my charm, & what makes me who I am, & I love it.
I also think it’s funny when people get up in arms about being corny. Some people are corny. I’m one of them.
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If society held men to the same standards they hold women to when it comes to parenthood, niggas would fold like a lawn chair at a family reunion.
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@arieella_
My parents let me 2 year old climb all over the kitchen table and give her cookies for breakfast.
They threatened to beat the black off of us if we even thought about doing such a thing as a kid 😩
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@msapking
@TheKitchenista
Oh she is definitely an
#AncestorChild
🤣 you should hear what she says when creepy men talk to her:
“I don’t know you. Please don’t talk to me.” *yells like an animal* 💀
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Every time XD says “going home to be with my things” in relation to feeling bad, I ugly laugh, & today did not disappoint.
Everything
@JadeAndXD
put out this week has been bringing me so much needed joy & laughter ♥️
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I talk on the phone ALL day & folks get mad that I don’t answer the phone when they call 🙄
I would do more talking if I didn’t have to literally talk to random people for my job.
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Because I follow
@SupernovaMomma
, I have started paying closer attention to my daughter’s behaviors & one of the things she does that admittedly drives me up the wall is her need to play in the bathroom sink getting water & mud all up in through my half bath - 1/4
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@CruzanChoklate
My daughter has a meltdown every time she does it like it’s my fault.
Sis, idk what you want me to do. I stopped controlling your bowel movements 23 months ago 🤷🏾♀️🤣
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Oh this would be a perfect Christmas gift for me. Because I’m lowkey afraid imma light myself & my house on fire with the grill outside 🤣🤣🤣
STEAL!!
Indoor Grill for $65.98!! (retail $126)
*Coupon on page!
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I had to be introduced in front of the entire department yesterday during the all staff meeting & they put my headshot up on the screen, & so many women came up to me & told me how gorgeous I am 🥹🥹🥹🥹
The headshot in question:
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What I’ve been telling myself since my therapy session where I had the breakthrough moment, “he doesn’t care about you.”
Good morning ✨
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@LipsTaco
This happened with one of my best friends. She texted me & was like, “I’m about to cry watching Homecoming. Does this mean I’m a stan now?” This was my response to her
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The men in my life (including my brothers) spoil the shit outta me. My brudder got me this jacket yesterday for my birthday.
UNMATCHED. TOP TIER. God gave me the greatest men ever 😍😍😍😍
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@AgginEdisDNS
Pit bulls have the best, most adorable ears. Why would anyone want to cut them? 🙄
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@LiviSymone
There’s been a few videos where they both have the look & the glow & every time I yell from my phone, “I KNOW THATS RIGHT!”
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I need one of these 😶
CLUTCH!
Lightning Deal!
Steering Wheel Tray with Storage Bag for $18.69, 15% off!
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@KevOnStage
My 3: Rain Noelani (GSD), Eli Oliver (brindle Staffy), & Akira Mae (black Boxer mix) ♥️
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@TaylorInChief
Thanks for doing the research. I’m normally good at spotting scammers, but I got bamboozled by her. Blocked & unsubscribed from her smh
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With a slight breeze 😌
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If the story from that Fran read on
@FriendZonePod
is true, I’m just waiting for Detective Twitter to find this family.
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So the only way I can actually fall asleep is listening to old episodes of
@JadeAndXD
.
Except last night when I woke up in the middle of the night when they replaced words in titles with “queef” & I was cackling & couldn’t go back to sleep 🤣
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Mine is coming today! Now I have one in all of the rooms I spend the most time in!
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I’m listening to today’s episode
@ATWCurls
, specifically the Reesa Teesa discussion.
As someone who went through a very similar situation, I have to say, that women like me & Reesa Teesa, we have beat ourselves up WAY worse than anyone else could.
This is gonna be a thread…
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Canes Fam, I’m signing up lil mama for First Goal. Is there a discount code for registration? Single mama out here tryna pinch pennies out here 👀
Cc:
@deb_or_ah_m
@Chelles116
@hatfieldvmccoy
@Canes
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Shoutout to
@AffirmativeMur1
for this week’s episode. If I hadn’t taken a social media sabbatical this weekend, I would have shared my own experience of being made uncomfortable at work when I was 17…
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