Kade
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#ddff00 real life medjay, real life paladin
Joined November 2017
they can both be at fault.
Saw this in someone's tweet and it makes so much sense that it will be ignored.
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@sixsarahsix that's all i do and i pause for close friend stories. i like clearing notifications.
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why would you bring a child into this world during one of the worst console generations?.
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What's the coolest an athlete has ever looked in a photo/screenshot?.
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divorced dads go through a branching moral alignment system that's similar to the fable video game series
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never had a salad that was enhanced by croutons. they're great if you're a beginner salad eater but at some point you gotta take the training wheels off.
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@ByYourLogic the way its written is like if you added "and make it ghetto" to a chatgpt prompt.
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okay lets try to avoid trivializing getting 0 likes with such comparisons please.
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alright you don't have to type like that brother.
this man legit so shook he posting on main asking to be sent an underage girl.
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don't tip food delivery drivers directly via the app because i don't think it fully goes to them. i leave a note letting them know i've left a granola bar for them in the mailbox instead.
do you have any default rules for your life? like "no bread" or "always go on 2 dates" something.
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it's cool that every nonviolent death that happens from 2020 onward is going to be co-opted like this lol.
David Lynch would've been 79 today, and I can't shake the sheer awfulness of the fact that so many of the people mourning him now weren't interested in masking up and protecting him to make sure he could work safely and do what he loved while he was alive.
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this dude really said "I've changed, i was a different man when I was messaging a minor on twitch at age 35".
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yesterday my brain thought up a new twitch category called "Smoking & Drinking" and I can't stop thinking about it. I even thought of the banner it's a guy in a suit holding a glass of whiskey and a cigar in one hand.
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this man is a cartoon.
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the way kung fu kenny's wordplay paints a picture of what he is feeling towards champagne papi has us real heads hyped the fuck up and ready for war. hip hop is back.
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Me bitch.
Good afternoon Twitter. I wonder who’s gonna talk Shit to me today for ABSOLUTELY no reason…. Lol.
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people being broke, having suicidal thoughts or substance abuse issues can be resolved (lets help our friends) and aren't things that deserve this level of hate but being a clout hungry culture vulture working overtime to farm likes from a rap beef is loser ass behavior. cry more.
Everytime I get dogpiled for absolutely no reason on this website I just remember that most of y’all getting mad are broke suicidal drug addicts who think you’re unrecognized geniuses (and who will probably succumb to such urges eventually) and no one will care or remember. 💔.
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my mom came to me saying she had a surprise for me and handed me this. she said she found it on her walk and said "this is one of your guys" and she couldn't be any more wrong.
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nothing happens to you if you look really stupid. this is something more people should take advantage of. like, you can just wake up and be stupid again for free.
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it is infinitely more admirable and respectable to be a gamer than a 45 year old dune sopranos meme blue check whose self harm avoidance mechanism is the notification dot on the twitter icon -_-.
Being a gamer is so embarrassing. You should never admit that to anyone. Burry it deep down inside of you and don’t tell a soul.
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bro really put his own profile pic in the johnny silverhand pic. real blue check activities
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@Claynecast ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????.
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man, i wish nerdcore didn't fall off so hard so these people had something else to be bad at rapping about. this guy should be named mc azaroth and rapping about skill based matchmaking instead of this. we were too hard on mc chris.
White People are racist.Straight men are bigots .Republicans are homophobes.Trust The Science .Dr. Fauci Is God.Robert Malone Is A Quack.Jp Sears is a shill .Black Lives Matter.There are many genders .Elon Musk is EVIL .Free Speech is hate speech .Depopulation is good
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Asmongold on the genocide in Gaza. "I don't give af, they're terrible people" "They come from an inferior culture"
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you can make $300,000 a year from a single youtube upload called Ambient Tavern Music 10 Hours Rest Here Weary Travelers.
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arthur morgan was not racist and treated charles, javier and lenny like brothers. but i guess he was pretty mean to that polish guy that owed money to strauss, who he was also kind of mean to. i think he just hated europeans.
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this is the shit the imam at the mosque would tell us sometimes. he'd add on the baby woke up reciting passages from the Quran and started leading prayer in his house.
2yo just slept—no joke—14 hours straight and woke up visibly taller.
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I'm not one to retweet war footage because I find it appalling & disgusting. This is a very rare exception & one of the few times I will & it's because the footage is just incredible. This is something straight out of Hollywood.
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this image is really fucked up.
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this pretty lady is very sick and doesn't have many more days left unfortunately. you were such a good kitty. the yappiest to ever exist. will miss your presence.
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@PineapplesX2004 @dewormy you good lil bro? am i authorized to continue messing around with my buddy?.
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women, please do not leave the house with your zygomatic bone looking like that, respect yourselves.
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@Mr_Dark114 i hope you eventually win one of the giveaways you made your twitter account for.
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I have a baseline distrust of anyone who joins Twitter today and gets a blue check and posts five hundred times a day with no clear vocational goal. Not a blanket condemnation but that trips the ancient Lana Del Raytheon scammer alarm.
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yeah it's really funny when all those accounts named SopranosAtreides post "gabagool smiling friends" 50 times a day -_-.
Pick any random 2000 follower account on this app and they’re probably funnier.
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@not_alive_irl he's in the class of online individual who i've never really interacted with but know one really disagreeable or terrible thing about them that makes me want to avoid them forever.
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white content creator doing a live react to the diss songs and pausing whenever they say nigga to go absolutely nuts.
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BREAKING: The Playstation 5 has been cancelled and will not be releasing this holiday season.
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If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?.
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don't care about zionist neil druckmann space game with all the 80s brands and references. bro really said im going to make dark guardians of the galaxy.
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