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Gay • Southern • Republican • I Do Not Endorse My Tweets, Nor Does Anyone Else

Gulf of America, USA
Joined July 2023
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@_HMSP
HMSP
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How many people voted for Kamala in the 2024 Democrat presidential primary?
@TheDemocrats
The Democrats
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No one voted for Elon Musk.
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HMSP
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At Walmart and 7 of 8 handicap spots are taken Of those 7, only 1 has a handicap placard or plate It’s like that in every shopping center in the city The city could generate decent revenue by having a small dedicated enforcement unit & why they fail to create one is beyond me
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HMSP
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You were waitlisted from UCF, a school that lets in pretty much anyone with a pulse, because you scored a 1270 on your SAT and had highly mediocre grades, yet you somehow got into Harvard. You, my young friend, have no leg to stand on when it comes to achievements by merit.
@davidhogg111
David Hogg 🟧
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Surely he got there purely on merit.
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HMSP
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Your old boss tried to tweet a constitutional amendment into existence. Maybe you should sit this one out, petey
@PeteButtigieg
Pete Buttigieg
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Even the greatest country, if it loses the rule of law, will not have much left.
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HMSP
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@BenSmithDC I was tempted to go business casual, as the firm is headed by a guy in his early 30s, but decided it was best to err on the side of caution and wear the suit jacket. Otherwise, I'm all about the polo/oxford shirt look for Zoom calls.
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HMSP
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@jarvis_best It’s especially unnecessary when Czech gays already have their own method of distributing cash among the population.
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HMSP
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@micah_erfan I get that you’re a pathological liar but just in case you actually believe what you just said, let me remind you that Bob Menendez was first indicted in 2013, & again in 2023, & yet Democrats re-elected him in 2018 & 2024.
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@_HMSP
HMSP
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@JudiciaryDems That’s a trebuchet. Also, launching a watermelon with a Senator’s face on it out of a trebuchet is friggin awesome and will hopefully soon be a standard campaign event.
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HMSP
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@CheeseForEvery1 They had some outside consultants give the talk, too, in order to give them some coverage from criticism.
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HMSP
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Just received notice that my law school application is currently under review. This is it, folks. Prayers are very appreciated if you’re so inclined.
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HMSP
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@CheeseForEvery1 So, what you're saying is that wildly successful people can be profoundly immature? No, not possible. Never.
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HMSP
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There’s a sizable subset of Twitter that were poor students who never paid attention in class and now they tweet things that only seem profound to other poor students who also never paid attention in class.
@Inhumansoflate1
inhumans of capitalism (Ojibwa )🔻
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HMSP
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I love when leftists use “DEI” as a pejorative because it only bulwarks the case that even they know DEI policies are bullshit. Yes, we are very hurt by you using rhetorical that only reinforces our position. Please, no more.
@ChrisDJackson
Chris D. Jackson
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🚨 BREAKING: In the DEI hire of the century, Buckley Carlson, son of Tucker Carlson, is joining Vice President J.D. Vance's office as deputy press secretary. MAGA opposes helping minorities but has no issue with nepotism when it benefits their own. Hypocrisy noted.
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HMSP
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@JradRabel Donald “The Glass Ceiling” Trump
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HMSP
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My landlord sent an email saying they were doing a walkthrough, so I thought I’d tidy up a bit. Shouldn’t be much, right? I’m a fairly tidy guy. Three bags. I hauled out three full bags of trash + full vacuum and mop. It’s true: pigs don’t see their own filth.
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HMSP
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I know playing strategy games isn't the most masculine pastime but come on, I'm a customer, ain't I?
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@_HMSP
HMSP
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@psforpublius @CheeseForEvery1 And Libertarians who make a really big deal out of saying “No, I’m not a Republican, I’m a Libertarian.”
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HMSP
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🚨BREAKING🚨: Donald Trump has ordered the DoD to reverse Biden's decision to rename military installations named after Confederate generals. However, instead of restoring the original names, Trump has ordered the new names to be way more offensive.
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