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@_CMEyes
Conner
4 months
Looking for a team for the 24/25 Season. Name: Conner Eyes Position: CB/CM Location: Sheffield Previous Clubs: Boston Town FC, Pinchbeck United FC, Glasshoughton WAFC, Ollerton Town FC, Denaby Main FC Looking for step 5/6 club ideally, open to a step 7 club with high prospects.
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@_CMEyes
Conner
1 year
Goal & 3 points for @OllertonTownCFC after a long winless period. Well in the lads❤️ UTT
@OllertonTownCFC
Ollerton Town FC
1 year
Today's Ollerton Town team... #UpTheTown
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@_CMEyes
Conner
5 years
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Conner
5 years
No one: Absolutely no one: Me when I annoy literally anyone:
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No Context Hearn
5 years
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@_CMEyes
Conner
6 years
So behind with school work but what am I doing? Laid in bed watching Netflix, priorities.
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Conner
3 years
A new challenge for this year, let’s have it🤩
@TateAlfie
Alfie Tate
3 years
Our next signing is the versatile and experienced @_CMEyes who has previously played for Pinchbeck United where he helped them win UCL Div 1 in 2017-18 and has played step 5🔥 No doubt his experience at this level will be extremely valuable ⚽️ Welcome to the club Conner 👊🏼🟢⚫️
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@_CMEyes
Conner
3 years
All support appreciated, massive game for us!
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@_CMEyes
Conner
7 years
what about when you're hungry at this time of night so your bird drives to maccies and delivers you a Big Mac what an absolute god send
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@_CMEyes
Conner
3 years
Here we go🤩
@Glassywelfare
Glasshoughton Welfare AFC
3 years
SIGNING ALERT!!!! welcome fella
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Conner
5 years
It’s 11:30, me and jess have got to Nottingham, she’s ordered a Gin and lemonade, already spilt half of it on the table, pissed after a sip. It’s still only 11:30
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Conner
7 years
Sucks to be 17 when the whole town migrates to Skeg for a night out. I wanna be there:(
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Conner
6 years
“Would you like two pitchers for £12”
@Drake
Drizzy
12 years
What am I gonna do? Say no?
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Conner
6 years
How good does it feel when you’ve tidied your room and then you just relax on your bed with fresh sheets😌
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Conner
1 year
Finally, a point on the board last night & something to build on #UpTheTowm
@OllertonTownCFC
Ollerton Town FC
1 year
Tonight's Ollerton Town team news... #UpTheTown
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Conner
1 year
On the 18th November 2023, I will be taking part in an Ultra White Collar Boxing event held at DoubleTree by Hilton in Sheffield. This is a charity event and I would be looking to raise a minimum of £50 towards my chosen charity which is ‘Prostate Cancer UK’. (1/2)
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@_CMEyes
Conner
4 years
Not scared of much, but this gets my heart pounding everytime...
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@_CMEyes
Conner
7 years
Anyone else agree that @ASAPJ0EY is a cunt?
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Conner
4 years
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@_CMEyes
Conner
8 years
Ready for High School away💪🏻
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@_CMEyes
Conner
6 years
My Nan has just come to the realisation that I’ll be moving to uni in September, she’s just burst out in tears :’(
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Conner
6 years
When ya arguing with ya missus and she makes a valid point
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Conner
6 years
When the 10/10 you’ve been watching all night clocks you staring
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Conner
6 years
4/4 Wins, Uni of Sheff beaten 3 times. Are we out? Does a bear shit in the woods?
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Conner
5 years
What the fuck have I just watched
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Conner
1 year
Lots to work on, feel like we deserved more, it’s a long season, we keep building. #UpTheTown
@OllertonTownCFC
Ollerton Town FC
1 year
Your first Ollerton Town team of the new season! #UpTheTown
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Conner
4 years
Random thought; never seen a bus being filled with petrol/diesel...
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Conner
5 years
There better be another couple episodes to Gavin & Stacey or else I’ll lose my head
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Conner
5 years
Me? A header? Surely not
@FC_Leadmill
Leadmill F.C
5 years
LAST minute of the game saw another free kick inside their half floated in by Westwood... what’s that leaping in to the air? Surely not? Conner Eyes on debut leaping above them all to loop a header in tho the far post Ivanovic-Esque. The limbs begin. The final whistle blows. 2-2
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@_CMEyes
Conner
7 years
made solid eye contact with a worldie in maccies earlier, wish I had the bottle to talk to her😂
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Conner
4 years
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Conner
5 years
Handy
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@_CMEyes
Conner
4 years
Kyle Orange does it again @kyleonyon
@Andrew_Clucas
Andrew Clucas
4 years
Goal for @PinchbeckUnited came from Kyle Orange #favase
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Conner
7 years
just want to dropkick Liv in the chin #loveisland
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Conner
1 month
Claiming the assist🫣
@ShirebrookTwnFC
Shirebrook Town FC
1 month
GOAL!!!!! A corner is swung in from the left Eyes initial shot is blocked and Costa smashes home the rebound 1-1
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Conner
2 years
Goal, Assist & MoM. Was a screamer too, just saying👀
@HallamMensFooty
Hallam Mens Football
2 years
2s Win 3-2 HOME v @UOS_FC Solly Limb⚽️ Conner Eyes⚽️ Joe Hunt⚽️ Man of the Match - Conner Eyes Dick of the Day - Solly Limb #HalaHallam #BleedMaroon
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Conner
2 years
Get me one with @ElliotMurray7 name on the back
@parksteelsfc
Stocksbridge Park Steels
2 years
Had some nice comments from @swfc fans about our new home and away shirts from @umbro and at just £35.
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Conner
5 years
Missus is a mong
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Conner
4 years
Day 5 without football: Just did a knee slide in my room because I threw a tissue in the bin from my bed
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Conner
4 years
Wish there was a “Mark all as read” option for stories on snapchat
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Conner
7 years
Actually loving life rn
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Conner
5 years
All I was good for growing up, all I’ve got in my locker now
@BBCSport
BBC Sport
5 years
Primary-age children have been banned from heading the ball in new guidelines issued by the football associations. The new guidelines will affect training only. Full story:
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Conner
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Conner
8 years
If my girlfriend cooked me this, she would no longer be my girlfriend
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Conner
5 years
@jessrosebell Was probably you
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Conner
4 years
Brothers in tears about his ex missus, poor lad’s heartbroken at 15
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Conner
3 years
Beer gardens, retail and gyms all open. 1 step closer to complete normality, big push here we goooooo🤞🏻
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Conner
7 years
Really fancy getting spangled
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Conner
5 years
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Conner
5 years
Why can’t my train ticket just be checked so I don’t feel like I’ve wasted money😭
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Conner
4 years
Guaranteed when lockdown is over, it’s pissing down with rain everyday
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Conner
7 years
Highlight of my week will be going for a McDonalds tomorrow. Not for the food, but for the monopoly
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Conner
3 years
@HullUniFC @HallamMensFooty You’ve got lucky going through by coin toss, the 3s would’ve battered you. Come from you being unable to source a ref at home, embarrassing🥴
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Conner
5 years
Scores goals from CB
@HallamMensFooty
Hallam Mens Football
5 years
2’s win 6-5 vs Leeds Trinity 1’s after making hard work late on in what was a convincing cup performance up until 70 minutes. Goals from Onyon x2, Eyes, Limb, Bonel and a late winner from Green. MOTM Steven Bonel after a frightening top bin free kick. #bleedmaroon #halahallam
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Conner
4 years
Don’t mind me getting photos took while I’m pissing in the bush
@PinchbeckUnited
Pinchbeck United Football Club
4 years
📍Back to business It’s been a busy day for the Knights, as both the first team and reserve team returned to training. 📸Here’s a few shots of the lads captured this morning: 🔴PUFC| ⚔️UptheKnights | Training
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Conner
4 years
Being done for a great cause, all donations are appreciated x
@HallamMensFooty
Hallam Mens Football
4 years
From 5th-12th June, Sheffield Hallam Mens Football are looking to raise 500 pounds for the incredible anti racism and discrimination charity Hope Not Hate by running/cycling/walking 300 miles. LINK TO DONATE IN BIO!!!
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Conner
5 years
@jessrosebell 😙✌🏻
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Conner
6 years
So proud of @jessrosebell , couldn’t be happier🕺🏼
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Conner
7 years
Blessed to have such good mates x
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Conner
4 years
Just had a maccies for the first time in months, wowzers🤤
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Conner
5 years
Last week of being a teen, will I start acting like an adult? Probably not
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Conner
2 years
There’s self checkouts in Aldi now, life just got easier
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Conner
5 years
Only £917 off a free £1 bet Happy Saturday🙃
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Conner
4 years
My time has come
@katiecammackk
katie🩵
4 years
brunette boys with blue eyes, a small beard and a dad bod😍😍😍😍 plz xx
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Conner
5 years
How underrated are ASDA make your own pizzas🤤
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Conner
7 years
go downstairs to get a drink and when I get back up; bother is sleep walking and mums having a full on conversation in her sleep, Fuck sake😂
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Conner
6 years
What a beautiful text to receive
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Conner
6 years
So many fucking weirdos in these Uni group chats, enough drips to make a puddle
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Conner
7 years
Mum and dad treat me like I'm 11 years old I'm 17, get a grip
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Conner
8 years
Mum said she's disgusted with me after parents evening, I thought it went pretty well anyway. Cheers for your input duck
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Conner
5 years
6 weeks until me and @jessrosebell go on our first holiday (of many) together☀️🍹
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Conner
7 years
Life's good
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Conner
5 years
Just took mum for her first Nando’s and she gets planish. Might have to disown her Could’ve at least gone lemon and herb
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Conner
7 years
Actually so buzzed for uni, better get my personal statement in😂
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Conner
7 years
I live for Saturdays x
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Conner
8 years
Just Enjoy It
@bostonsecrets17
Boston Secrets
8 years
Conner eyes likes young girls #CantGetAnyHisAge
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Conner
6 years
Fair to say, jess is buzzing to find out who her flat mates are
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Conner
4 years
The superior sex, that’s how
@jas_mckenna
Jas ★
4 years
how do boys wake up after nights out going football golf n random shit🤣🤣
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Conner
6 years
Night in + Chinese >>> Night out 🤤🤤🤤
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Conner
6 years
Not a clue how jess and her 3 pals are all gonna fit in the same bed tonight, I’m basically on the floor when just us 2 are in there
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Conner
2 years
20-0 and didn’t even score this week🙄
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Conner
5 years
Only gone and bagged again🤩
@HallamMensFooty
Hallam Mens Football
5 years
2’s win 4-0 in a convincing win against Teesside.Goals from Eyes, Samples x2 and Limb. MOTM Jack Samples.
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Conner
4 years
Forgot what it feels like to wear jeans
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Conner
4 years
Very close to sacking my uni work and drinking beer in the sun all day
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Conner
8 years
When the girlfriend turns you into a fan of OITNB😳🙄
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Conner
5 years
Getting sent filthy messages😍
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Conner
4 years
I want a bird who could take this kind of banter and give it back just as bad
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Conner
6 years
If this isn’t me then I don’t know what is
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Conner
5 years
Mums just seen someone is Asda and said sorry for the loss of their dad, turns out it’s the wrong person😂
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Conner
2 years
need these back
@Nabyllionaire
R8 🚜🌾
2 years
They had no good reason discounting these
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Conner
4 years
Can I just say, I’m never going to be shaving all the hair off my head Nah chance
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Conner
6 years
Feel like I could go to sleep now and wake up Monday morning
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Conner
4 years
Had so many people last few weeks say I sound posh... don’t think they’ve been to Boston before
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Conner
3 years
Took 21 years for the parents to finally have a piss up with me, can’t wait to expose myself🥴
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Conner
6 years
Long before the piercings and tattoos
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Conner
8 years
Shame about the 3-1 loss, but I bagged the first goal for the team!⚽️💙
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Conner
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Conner
8 years
This happened, shush though
@bostonsecrets17
Boston Secrets
8 years
Apparently Conner Eyes shagged a 14 year old #dirtyy
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Conner
8 years
Girls in Air Max 95s can go from a 9/10 to a 2/10 real quick
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Conner
4 years
Me last Saturday night when @gaukroger_jamie smashed the window to the Air BnB
@tydollapsign
♦️
4 years
If you see me getting mad and I stop talking, this is what’s happening on the inside
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