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Lawyer. Ordained minister. Herd & Green Wave fan. Native West Virginian. New Orleanian at heart. I ain’t first class but I ain’t white trash. @WhiskeyRiff

Nashville, TN
Joined July 2009
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John Denver Tall
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John Denver Short #CRJ
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When Turnpike said “I would buy for you a diamond or myself some gasoline” I see now why he couldn’t afford both.
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Nobody: Nobody at all: Literally nobody on Earth: Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis: "We don't bathe ourselves or our kids."
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Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis say they don't believe in bathing their kids or themselves too much. "If you can see the dirt on them, clean them," Kutcher said. "Otherwise there's no point."
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Every time Florida Georgia Line loses an award, the ghosts of Hank Williams and George Jones do a shot to celebrate. #ACMAwards
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Turnpike is back and Florida Georgia Line is gone. 2022 really is our year.
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PLEASE, take your time... #FGL
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Happy @KoeWetzel day to all who observe
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Koe Day.
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“No you can’t spend Christmas dinner in the garage getting drunk to the new Zach Bryan live album.” Me:
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@NFLonCBS The fact that Arthur Smith is upset with the Saints running up the score just shows that he doesn't understand this rivalry...
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Scott’s out here playing chess while the @GOP is still out buying a checker board.
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In my spare time, I visit The White House’s posts on Facebook. An overwhelming majority of the comments are anti-Joe Biden. So, I reply to people & ask “Are you registered to vote at your current address?” I’m literally registering people to vote from the comfort of my home.
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So for those keeping track: - Ty Norris was president of DEI - Fired by Teresa Earnhardt - DEI merges with Ganassi - Ty Norris becomes president of Trackhouse - Trackhouse buys Ganassi Checkmate, Teresa. #NASCAR
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What’s the point in Twitter if you can’t tell somebody you’ll drop your nuts on their face? #FreeDavePortnoy
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@OldRowOfficial The only one who’s wifey material is @Tiffany_Gomas
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@Amy_Siskind @realDonaldTrump Not a great mother if she’s going out to riot instead of spending time with her kids
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A “Betty White” chant just broke out at the @PredsNHL game.
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@zachlanebryan "Changes" by Tupac
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There’s an entire group of people now who only know Keith Whitley’s “Miami, My Amy” as a TikTok song and that makes me want to slam my head in a door.
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@blogTO Yeah it’s the same guy you posted about so you could use his name for clicks. Glad I could refresh your memory
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Toronto restaurants offering controversial Barstool Sports pres Dave Portnoy pizza #Toronto #TorontoRestaurants #Pizza #BarstoolSports #DavePortnoy
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Eric Church was the first concert I ever went to with my future fiancée. We saw him around 10 times together, & he was one of the last shows we saw before she passed away. Tonight I’m going to my first Eric Church concert without her in 7 years. Putting a drink in my hand for
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Night 17 of #TheOutsidersRevivalTour 8.11.23 // Noblesville, IN // Ruoff Music Center Relive the show with this recap by @jadamlucas - 📷: Anthony D'Angio
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@bigcontentguy Putting the munch in munchausen
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@RevenantAK47 I notice you didn’t mention passing
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3 years
Wrong disease. They’re protesting communism, not COVID.
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Peaceful protests are growing in #Cuba as the Cuban people exercise their right to peaceful assembly to express concern about rising COVID cases/deaths & medicine shortages. We commend the numerous efforts of the Cuban people mobilizing donations to help neighbors in need.
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I don't think @ESPN meant to show this sign at the New Orleans Bowl.
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Officer Bryan Gillis showing up to court for @LMPD to testify about how Scottie Scheffler assaulted him and ruined his $80 pants
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I wish they had this guy reporting on Hurricane Idalia
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Patty Loveless is a fucking legend and it’s time she started getting treated as such. #CMAawards
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But it looked good to Charlene.
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I’m not a huge Carrie Underwood fan but I had the Stagecoach stream up after I finished watching Brothers Osborne and long story short I just watched Carrie’s entire set and she killed it. Maybe I’m a bigger Carrie Underwood fan than I thought.
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“So I want to go to Kid Rock’s, and Jason Aldean’s, and Luke Bryan’s…” #Nashville
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@davidgoldiner @ChristinaPushaw There’s a lot of deflection in this thread and it’s not from Christina…
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My first week of law school orientation at Tulane, we had a session on the history of New Orleans. They talked about Hurricane Katrina, and ended with a slide of Drew Brees lifting the Super Bowl trophy - and they told us, “This was the moment we knew everything would be ok.”
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@Saints @FastTwitchDrink Good job. Now fire Dennis Allen.
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@stoolpresidente Sell it and whatever size people order send six sizes smaller
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@BabyGronk5 Wish Baby Gronk would flip his dad’s phone off
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@brianstelter Your network’s integrity. That’s apparently “what it’s worth”
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First we get "Drive" from Alan Jackson, then Blake Shelton hits us with "Austin?" Wasn't expecting that from the #ACMawards , but I like it.
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When you’ll nominate Justin Bieber and Bebe Rexha for country awards but not Tyler Childers 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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When they don’t like Country Music 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@brianstelter @nytimes Spoiler alert: It’s really not.
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@JRubinBlogger @realDonaldTrump I’m so sorry this is happening to you.
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@TooMuchMe “I’m very very fair with Gov. DeSantis”
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Rebekah Jones is talking and apparently sharing emails and whooo boy
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Kane Brown and directions
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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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Honestly I wouldn’t be too upset if the House just spends the next two years voting on a Speaker. No legislation is better than the bad legislation we usually get from them.
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There’s a billboard in downtown Nashville that says “Eric Church, your entertainer of the year.” Did y’all do that @WhiskeyRiff ?
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@WhiskeyRiff It’s Robert Earl Keene’s “Merry Christmas From the Family” and it’s not particularly close
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@MattWalshBlog He also moved to phase 3 just in time for his son’s school to be able to host its graduation, and then took us back to “phase 2 with modifications” as soon as the graduation was over.
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If I ever have a daughter, I hope she grows up to be as strong and intelligent as @DLoesch . #StudentsStandUp
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My favorite part of Christmas is the 8 hour drive to West Virginia when I can just listen to music by myself.
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@sppeoples Thanks for the unbiased take, real American journalist
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@bobpockrass Bob does Amazon Prime have lights?
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Morgan Wallen is living rent free in the heads of the country music media, and they lose their damn minds every time he drops a new song. It’s honestly more entertaining than his music.
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@KirstenPowers @washingtonpost Incredibly arrogant of the media to think that they’re always the victim when they create the mess in the first place.
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Now that I’m drunk and everybody’s in bed, I have a confession: I think most of Luke Combs’ songs sound the same and I’m kind of bored with him.
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@stuartpstevens "The parties make their own rules" seems like more of a bug than the feature that you seem to approve of.
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Following a female Senator to the bathroom with a camera is “part of the process.”
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@SpotterBrett I like long pit roads - I mean podcasts.
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@MuscadineBLine What about divorces? (I'm not married yet, just trying to plan ahead).
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Has anybody else spent hours reading the comments on Marie Callender's Facebook page after Sharon burnt her pumpkin pie, or just me?
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This is exactly how I want to be remembered. Exactly.
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The only people who said terrible things about Bob Saget were his best friends. 💔
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@atrupar The disgrace is that @RichardGrenell was too nice to the media.
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“Cranes of Potter” by @CharlesWesleyG is So. Damn. Good.
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@jtLOL That picture with Carrot Top is terrifying.
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As an American, we don’t care if you understand.
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@ClayTravis @CNN Yikes. They're in the wrong city if they're offended by boobs.
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The number of bachelorette parties in #Nashville is getting out of hand.
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The media can’t get their stories straight. Half of them are telling us there are no supply chain issues and half of them are telling us why it’s a good thing that there are.
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"The supply chain!" she exclaims, looking for milk for 2-year-old "Look at this amazing, overflowing abundance," he responds
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@CouchRacerShop The rumors are true, Logano got hair plugs
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@Travistritt It’s ok, these people who think they are “morally superior” are the same kind of people who are making excuses and justifying pedophilia on Netflix. So their moral high ground is pretty low.
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@bobpockrass The gaslighting from RC is insane
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@BrianEntin Next time police need help finding a fugitive they need to just put James on the case from the beginning
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@MuscadineBLine Dispatch to 16th Ave, I’m afraid there’s another man down
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@PopCrave Dane Cook outside this girl’s house on her 18th birthday
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@MickeyDollens @RyanWaltersSupt @oksde Elected officials don’t deserve respect just because they’re elected officials. Hope this helps
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After 19 days in the hospital my fiancée was finally able to stand during PT today. They put on some music to see if she would dance, & lemme tell you our first dance at our wedding won’t be as special as her in her hospital gown dancing with me to @OldDominion ’s “One Man Band.”
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In case anybody’s wondering what it’s like to live in Nashville, I’m leaving my office and just got behind a tractor wagon full of people dancing to an EDM remix of “Country Roads.” It’s 3pm on a Wednesday in January.
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@nfldraftscout Can I pick the Federal Reserve?
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@JeffDuncan_ The Saints have announced that they have fired the head janitor.
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Trump is threatening to sue @TedCruz to get him to take his (truthful) ads down. But Cruz is the nasty one.
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New Trump statement threatens lawsuit against Cruz
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@WhiskeyRiff Keith Whitley. I’m convinced he would have been one of the most legendary artists in the history of country music if he had lived
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@kerrymflynn I know it’s hard, but we have to stay locked down even if it means people lose their jobs. Remember, we’re all in this together.
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@JennaFryer I was more offended by him mocking religion in his interview after he crashed but I guess I won’t boo him because I don’t want Jenna to think I’m racist.
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@WilldeFries @washed_media Dave: Checking his bank account to see what's the damage. Dillon: "I can hang so many TVs in this place."
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While I was driving to the cemetery this weekend to put flowers on Emily’s grave, Tim McGraw’s “Don’t Take the Girl” came on the radio. And let me tell you that last chorus hits a lot harder when you’ve genuinely said that prayer.
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Billy Bob loved Charlene. Thanks for the memories, Joe Diffie. #JohnDeereGreen
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Sorry to Nashville and Texas, but the best country music right now is coming out of Appalachia.
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Last night was unreal! I appreciate the hell out of you folks. Cole Chaney @theonlydrayton & @LoganHalstead5 absolutely killed it. Talent is abundant in these hills. 📸 louienice
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@WhiskeyRiff Fucking Peeps and it ain’t close
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@Travistritt When they can deplatform the President of the United States, the rest of us little guys don’t stand a chance. Big tech needs broken up.
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When my family asks who poured an entire bottle of bourbon in the eggnog
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It was never supposed to end like this. We were supposed to get married this weekend. We were supposed to buy a house, start a family, go on adventures together, grow old together. But God had other plans, & called Emily home on Friday. I love you Emily - forever and ever.
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George Bush wasn't a perfect president, but I never once had to wonder whether he had the best interests of America at heart.
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@johnrich It's obvious the country music industry leaders detest their listeners by how how much trash music they try to force on us these days.
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First post-COVID concert. Let’s do this, @JonPardi ! (With my @WhiskeyRiff koozie obviously).
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@howardfineman @KamalaHarris Here’s a list of everybody that agrees with this take
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I’m sure the same people who gave Dan + Shay an award over Brooks & Dunn know just how to fix this to win back country fans
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The ACMs have lost nearly half their viewership since 2018. #ACMawards
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So Bernie Sanders is drawing record crowds. I guess it's easy to get people to like you when you're promising them other peoples' money.
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