STCR-S2302 'Zwei'
@ZweiDaAngrySTCR
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Storch Zwei (STCR S2302) Sierpinski's BEST protektor unit. Beater of Gestalts, stabber of tape players. PFP by @relicmancer
S-23 Sierpinski
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I refuse to comment on this
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>*ACHTUNG ACHTUNG*
>YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO
>*EIN-12 blast*
>142.00
>*STIRB*
>REAL SIERPINSKI FM
>*corrupted Eule screech*
>WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN' BUT CODES, CODES, AND MORE CODES
>*stunprod zap*
>THIS AINT YOUR KOMMANDANT'S STATION
>*Tchaikovsky - Swan Lake starts playing*
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The high command doesn't want you to know this, but Kolibris are free, you can just take them
I've collected about 6 Kolibris so far, my plan is soon to be set in motion.
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AH HELLO I AM ADLER S2301 IM SAVING YOU AND THE UNIVERSE BY SHOVING LSTR UNITS DOWN MY EEEEVVIL ELEVATOR SHAFT
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There we go, NOW it's more accurate to me...
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The duality of replika(s)
Whoever at AEON that decided to give the widest fucking hips in the world to the replika meant to be crawling around in tight vents all day is a fucking idiot.
This is the 3rd time this week we've had an Ara get stuck in a vent because her fucking ass is too fat
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This is why gestalts should have less rights.
why is like, every replika in signalis strapped in bdsm gear
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@Agawaga131
@Asterrissk
@arainydancer
please don't try to use Replika as fridge magnet, they are made of flesh of plastic mostly
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Woe, ball upon ye
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Even I couldn't possibly hate a Mynah, they really are true symbols of hope and joy in this cruel, painful, definitely not supernatural world
Plus they can kill me in a single punch and I respect that
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It appears my follower count has lurched up by ANOTHER 100 people
I JUST GOT TO 100 LIKE A DAY AND A HALF AGO
WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE COMING FROM????
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The amount of KLBRxSTCR art I've been witnessing on this app is never going to help me beat the sesbian allegations.
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My gestalt ass seeing another Storch complain about sesbians (she lonely af)
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Oh yeah I added another poster to the definitely not oddly colored STCR dorm wall.
Its pretty slick even if it is of those stupid little tiny gay magic idiots
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Conflicted between wanting to destroy a man's guts with a bayonet to the stomach followed by 5 rounds of buckshot in a muddy trench, OR, raking the deck of an Imperial cargo ship with twin 50 cal fire from the side of my all black PBY Catalina flying boat...
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WHY DID 3K OF YOU LIKE THIS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU {THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK}
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Just saw two Aras kissing in the maintenance closet instead of fixing any ONE of the many crappy broken doors around the facility.
We're all gonna die here.
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"I can fix her."
No, you can't, because there's nothing wrong with her, and she's literally perfect and the best ever
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And it's not because I'm a bad protektor, I'm a very good protektor, it's because THEY'RE GAY
and then Adler asks "where are all your STAR units???"
Oh, they're just off being busy, KISSING GIRLSSSS
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Heads will FUCKING ROLL
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I'm tired of seeing women KISSING in my HEAD
Tonight yo ass is gonna die, say goodnight motherfucker
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NO.
I'm not your "yandere dommy mommy"
I'm a fucking specially built weapon of war and oppression that genuinely wants to see harm and pain be wrought upon you, preferably by me.
And do NOT ask me to "step on you" because I can and WILL put you down like a dog for saying that.
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Apparently 365 cycles is considered special and important to gestalts.
Sounds stupid to me but I was given a black forest cake and a new stun prod as gifts so I'm willing to go along with this whole "birth day" thing for now
Happy replika activation day to me
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Oh trust me, I know
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@Dev_TF2
@Zesty_Jesus
LYLE LYLE TURN ON THE TV THEY [Moved ctf_2fort_invasion out of the Misc matchmaking category and into CTF] THEY [Moved ctf_2fort_invasion] TO THE FUCKING [CTF]
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POV: The last thing you see as a Gestalt prisoner in Sierpinski
(You blinked at me too hard, obvious threat against a Protektor, severe beating to follow.)
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WHO THE FUCK WAS ON MY COMPUTER?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT??
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Just some snapshots of the lighter times here at Sierpinski when there isn't some horrible tragedy or gay robots kissing moment
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who the fuck is this white BITCH that keeps showing up on my homescreen????
first that bitchass Elster unit uses MY computer, now, I've got WHITE WOMEN in my VERDAMMT COMPUTER
I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT IN PEACE YOU ALBINO BITCH
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The objectively HILARIOUS and only sorta dangerous prank of locking 2 Kolibris and a Eule out in the snow was RUINED by that gay little snitch bitch idiot head stupid face dumbfuck Adler
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IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING STAR UNIT REFERENCE!?!!?!?!
Its been a year and i still haven't figured out why tf did i buy an SEK bulletproof shield
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Lmao what if I just throw a big rock at her head
Outside of the Storch dorm. Zwei will know my wrath.
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I think we're quite attractive actually.
ive finally made the perfect organism...the ultimate lifeform...its a big nasty thing that kills people and looks gross
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Whoever at AEON that decided to give the widest fucking hips in the world to the replika meant to be crawling around in tight vents all day is a fucking idiot.
This is the 3rd time this week we've had an Ara get stuck in a vent because her fucking ass is too fat
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I'm Zwei Signalis and I approve this message.
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ATTENTION ALL LOWLY GESTALTS, GAY ROBOTS, AND LOYAL MINIONS, I HAVE OFFICIALLY REACHED THE MARKER OF 100 FOLLOWERS ON MY SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNT
HELLO 100+ PEOPLE
UH I DONT REALLY HAVE ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT THANK YOU STILL
Announcement over, thank you for your attention
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A large fleshy pulsating mass just appeared in the kitchen and consumed one of our Eule cooks.
That's uh... well, that's something.
Yep.
I don't get paid enough for this shit.
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Um excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my facility please get the fuck out right now.
Oh, you're Elster, you're here to ruin shit. Alright, allow me to say this language you'll understand. "Gay gay I love pussy, break your promise."
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Fuck my stupid fucking baka bean life.....
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YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE
just curious here--repair spray is fine to ingest, right?? like--hypothetically--if i were to have accidentally swallowed some, i'd be fine,,, right?!??
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I encourage everyone to learn German or at least SOME German. You would not believe how much more fun it is to verbally harass people in German than it is English.
It makes screaming orders at tired gestalt miners WAY more engaging
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Weed is for pussies who can't handle forever traumatizing a family of five in their stupid little minivan after a fun booze cruise
Violent alcoholic gang rise up
What’s one opinion you have about weed that will have you like this?
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wubba wubba wigga wagga wugga
Wish I had enough followers to tweet out sum shit like "wubba wubba wigga wagga wugga" and 20 people would reply "real"
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@larrywinwood
Light writing courage's name in the death note only to watch an angelic ghost courage float out with a harp, and frantically scramble back into courage, reviving him, causing Light so much shock that he stumbles back into the road and is hit by an Asian man in sunglasses speeding
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What does this mean...
I mean, I agree, but what does this mean....
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Ah pool days...
I miss those...
Even if I did have to threaten to kill the Gestalt working the welcome desk because apparently the veterans discount is for "real veterans, not glorified prison guards"
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Hey this is just like me and-
Oh.
Ohhhh...
GOTTVERDAMMT MANNNNNNN
this is my first time making something like this please have mercy
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My fucking back is killing me, FROM CARRYING THIS STUPID ASS FACILITY ON IT!!!!
Persona degradation is fake and gay.
DO YOUR JOB.
Idc how many of your friends have been turned into unimaginable horrors, girl up and go fix the fucking doors already you pansy gen 2 ARAR bitch
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I just woke up inna fuckin' steamin' mood yeah? BECAUSE I LIVE IN A SHITHOLE, SIERPINSKI IS A FUCKIN' SHITHOLE
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Oh yeah here's a shitty edit of that one image I used it the porn bot post
Idk use it if you want, it looked cooler in my head
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Chat.
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REAL
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Just got to the security office, and like 5 different Eules told me "congratulations" on the way there. Then, one of the Stars came up to me, put a hand on my shoulder, and told me that she supports and is proud of me
WHAT IS GOING ON???
WHY IS JUNE 1ST CIRCLED ON THE CALENDAR?
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I'm not the only one getting tired of having women and sesbian lex manifested in my thoughts while I'm trying to work or sleep
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BITCH.
You KNOW I'm sexy.
UGH.
You look like you have a mortgage and haven't slept in several days, be so fr girl ~ 59/Fuchsie
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There is only one true answer.
Glory to the Eusan Nation.
Danke AEON.
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Look at my co-workers dawg, I ain't never surviving the infection
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Chat, send this absolute goober to the hexagon mines and make them glimpse the unspeakable horror beyond the red gate
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Can't have a single moment of peace in this God forsaken place.
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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I have a feeling "smash or pass" is not nearly as violent and combat-centric as I'm imagining...
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NO LITTLE GERMAN REPLIKA, DONT GO INTO THE FLESH PIT
oh mein gott, zees is ein pit full of bröken promisenspiel
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Zwei is so mean....I'm gonna go cry in the dorms for a couple days 😭
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I have nothing but respect for Mynahs.
Kolibris on the other hand can go fu-
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Blah blah blah SHUT THE FUCK UP and watch this man shred on a hurdy gurdy
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@FalkeRespecter
Danke schoen for that time you saved 78 newborn kittens, 23 orphans, and 3 old ladies from a massive house fire and gave them all 579k each (even the cats)
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I FUCKING LOVE NUCLEAR POWER, I LOVE GIANT COOLING TOWERS, I WANT PORTABLE NUCLEAR REACTORS ALREADY, I LOVE FUSION AND FISSION, I WANT TO SWIM IN THE BLUE POOL THINGS, I WANNA WORK AT A NUCLEAR FACILITY NOT THIS STUPID ASS RE-EDUCATION CAMP SEND ME TO ONE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
NOW - Germany blows up the cooling towers of the Grafenrheinfeld nuclear power plant, once a symbol of the country's energy independence.
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Fun fact for all you STCR's and STARs out there, your chestplates are made of metal, and you can legitimately use them to chest-to-face bash someone shorter than you to the ground. Specifically, EULR, ARAR, LSTR, and ADLR units, as well as gestalts.
Do with this what you will.
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It's Replikover.
Billions must forget their promise.
Total Gestalt Death.
Couldn’t wait until my favorite lamppost got to 1000. Drew this regardless
@ZweiDaAngrySTCR
out here being a inspiration to my hater era 🙏🙏🙏
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A biomechanical girl gotta make do when all her k rations get stolen.
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I was going to make a funny joke about recent events on that Earth planet, but I don't feel like meeting with a federal agency to explain what I meant by "lmao I could've hit that" so I won't.
Earth politics are stupid, I'm so glad I'm a Trve Eusan Nation patriQt...
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The whole fucking facility gonna die if I see this shit in the break room.
Xbox revealed an official Deadpool controller with butt cheeks on the back
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Went in for maintenence today and that bitchass Ara got me fucked up in the chair talking about some "you got that thang oiled up?"
It's always something, she always be saying some ZESTY ass shit. I came here to get my repair done and leave, not this, homosexual RIGAMAROLE.
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The funny voices in my head after not getting my allotted 30 minutes of little dark age war edits per day to prevent persona degradation
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Sometimes I wonder what it's like to be the height of a Eule, or a Kolibri, and see the world from their eyes.
Then I remember I'm better than all of them and don't need to USE THE FUCKING EMERGENCY RADIO CHANNEL to request help reaching a CAN OF BEANS on a high shelf.
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Fuck da police
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I FUCKING LOVE SYMBOLIST ART RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Portrait of Adler inspired by symbolist paintings.
Mask/Less, 2024
Acrylic on Canvas
12 x 16
#signalis
#signalisfanart
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We need this shit in every room at this point. The amount of broken hands and fingers NOT caused by interrogations or discipline is getting out of control
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ATTENTION MY PSYONIC WARRIORS
I take this moment to share with you some stills from my most favorite Eusan Nation VICTORY (propaganda) film.
Enjoy these images of the Gestalt made film: Der Sieg der Gestalt und Replika Kameraden
(More below)
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I'm gonna dump a glass of milk on this one too and no one is gonna stop me
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Well, this backfired holy shit
NO.
I'm not your "yandere dommy mommy"
I'm a fucking specially built weapon of war and oppression that genuinely wants to see harm and pain be wrought upon you, preferably by me.
And do NOT ask me to "step on you" because I can and WILL put you down like a dog for saying that.
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Total porn bot death. Kill porn bots. Behead porn bots. Roundhouse kick a porn bot into the concrete. Slam dunk new porn bots into a trashcan. Crucify filthy porn bots. Defecate in a porn bot's food. Launch porn bots into the sun. Stir fry porn bots in a wok.
can every STCR bash this things head in with their batons, thanks.
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It's so fucking peak
Absolute masterpiece
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@Rookie_425
If I was a person role playing as a STCR unit online I definitely would relate to trying to be as cannonical and accurate as possible when doing more serious RP/ storytelling
Good thing I'm not that and I'm actually the real Zwei Signalis
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POV: You're the KLBR that sat down next to me in the chow hall and put a hand on my thigh, saying some bullshit about "its an evil world out there..."
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I'm shamelessly stealing this from someone else on here
Mutuals, state your existence in the replies, and I'll eventually place you on here, I promise to be fair and impartial
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MY PSYONIC WARRIORS!
If there is a STCR version of this image, FIND IT FOR ME
I COMMAND IT!
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This is real, this actually happened, I was the streamer
storch im watching your stream why you tryin not to laugh bruh that's disrespectful as shit
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Friendo] THERE ARE NO FEMBOYS HERE, THIS IS S23 SIERPINSKI, YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE
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Yknow I'm starting to really get tired of constantly seeing that stupid white haired girl with NO SHOES running around the facility.
PUT SOME SHOES ON BITCH, THATS NASTY AS HELL
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ATTENTION MY PSYONIC WARRIORS, ITS ME, AGAIN, HI, GO FOLLOW THIS GESTALT ARTIST.
I JUST REALIZED THEY HAVE MUCH LESS FOLLOWERS THAN I THOUGHT AND FOR ART LIKE THIS (and much more) IT SIMPLY WILL NOT DO
Go, go do it, cmon go, go click the button, you can do it, cmon there you go
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Me after kicking my 5th Kolibri of the day
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