KLBR Unit - “Doca”
@KLBR_S23_02
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Official “X” account of a Kommando-Leiteinheit Bioresonaztechnik-Replika elite protektor unit stationed at S-23 Sierpinski.
S-23 Sierpinski
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chinese restraunts on the skeld be like‼️‼️‼️
i want the general imposter with sus… and can i get a crewmate with it⁉️⁉️
it come with crew mate🗣️🗣️🗣️
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This did something to me.
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Hello from Rotfront!! Still missing you guys. Hope Sierpinski hasn’t imploded yet.
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I was told there was girls kissing here who LIED TO ME!!!
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WHO LEAKED TS BRO?????????????????????????
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TRUE!
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At the facility… where the Falke at?
Kolibri want boing boing!
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I hope everyone is having a great morning! I love waking up and reading everyone’s replies and notifications, i’m glad my silliness is enjoyable to you all!
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Outside of the Storch dorm. Zwei will know my wrath.
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DOCA’s UNEMPLOYMENT ARC HOLY MOLY
From: AEON Kommando
Subject: Termination
KLBR_S23_02,
It is with regret that we inform you of your immediate decommission. It has come to our attention through a widely circulated TikTok video, that you requested a day off due to the influence of illegal substances.
#SIGNALIS
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My life is complete… I can be decommissioned happily now…
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Sorry for today’s inactivity. I was facing the horrors.
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OH MEIN GOTT
this is my first time making something like this please have mercy
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Happens to me every week.
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Took one of these edibles I confiscated off one of our gestalts... lowkey not hittin' for shit bro.
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Watching my favorite Eusan Nation war drama film!!
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Just cleaned my hair, feeling refreshed! I love unwinding with a small wash after a long day of beaming silly thoughts into my coworkers silly minds.
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Shooting practice for the next time I see a certain Storch.
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Looked into this ‘yuri’ thing i’ve heard so much about. Was not disappointed.
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There are ten people outside my office with guns ggs chat
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I am punching the wall.
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joker after sora gets full drive gauge
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WAGHHH THIS IS PERFECT !!!!!
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SHIKANOKONOKONOKOKOSHITANTAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Guys this might come as a shock but... I... I think I like women...
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Missing my coworkers in Sierpinski… these Rotfront replikas don’t compare to my beautiful ladies. 💔
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About to fall asleep outside of the Storch dorm. They will catch me in my most vulnerable state… this was their tactic all along….
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I think I am just going to start decommissioning replikas that disagree with me because i’m so beautiful and smart and amazing and always right.
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Just noticed my follower count is now at 500 whole people!!! Words cannot express how happy this makes me !! Thank you to all the wonderful gestalts and replikas who find my insane postings to be even the slightest bit entertaining. I LOVE YOU ALL!!!
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Happy birthday to Signalis!!!!!!!!! One of the greatest games I've ever played, a rare occurrence where something resonated so deeply in my soul. What a genuine masterpiece!!!!!!!!
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Just realized it isn't June anymore I have to become unwoke
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True this happened.
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It's over... I blew your brain up with images of soyjaks while I depicted myself as the sigma Chadlibri. Suck on that, Imperial...
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IM STIILLLLLLL IN A DREAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM SNAKE EATTTTTTEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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I think Oklahoma’s board of education and all of it’s government officials need something diabolical to happen to them but i’ll keep that vague so I don’t get banned.
Oklahoma orders all public schools to teach the Bible, effectively immediately.
Any teacher who refuses could lose their license.
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Look at my co-workers dawg, I ain't never surviving the infection
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EVERYONE!!! GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY!!!
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Who's dropping the rationmarks on this??? Probably me.
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Go to Rotfront to stare at computers then I come right back to Leng to stare at more computers. Need a beautiful replika to save me from this hell.
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Destroy
Lol
The pastaman found me & thinks my post is about him specifically. Very beautifully narcissistic of you <3
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The mask of self-deception was not longer a mask for me, it was a part of me. Night lifted it, laying bare the stifled truth below; but there was no one to see except myself, and when day broke the mask fell back again of its own accord.
Took one of these edibles I confiscated off one of our gestalts... lowkey not hittin' for shit bro.
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Comment on it, stockbeine.
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That shit the gestalts be smokingis kicking my ass right now oh my god.
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What if you wanted to remember your promise but Falke said she'll never dance with us again?
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I think Adler’s obsession with Falke is a front to cover up how gay he is no straight guy walks around looking like that I am sorry.
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Been beaming the gestalt phenomenon skibidi toilet into a Storch’s brain for like the past 2 hours.
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Just woke up, i’m ready for a long day of abusing the Adler and thinking of women.
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So sleepy… need a tall beautiful replika to tuck me in and give me a kiss on my little head.
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Good morning, Sierpinski! Sure hope nothing bad happens today!!
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Guess who got early transfer back to Sierpinski bitches. Where the party at?
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I think these freaky ass Stars need to be decommissioned.
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My replikas are making me feel ‘Home of Phobic.’ Like the dog.
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Just stole that stockbeine's armored breastplate. Feeling silly.
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Whoever leaked that vid of me geeking off the eddie to my boss is getting DEMOLISHED!!!
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Genuinely going insane over women tonight there’s something wrong with me. This might be persona degradation… save me…
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A Storch talking about showers instead of taking one… many such cases…
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Who is that amazing, wonderful, stunning, illustrious replika???
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I'm not worried about things like remembering a promise or "the Flesh." I got yuri to read.
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Almost a thousand hours on the game, no grifting you are just an idiot pedophile
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Doca nation rise up!!!
KLBR Unit Doca will not be decommissioned today, AEON commands have no clear reason why they decide to decommission her, so I'll just cancel the Decoms order.
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Woke up from outside the Storch dorm with all of my limbs intact. Thank you to everyone who accompanied me.
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WHAT DID I DO!!!!!!!!!
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The conclusion I came to for everyone that is mean to me is that you’re all madly in love with me. I get it. I would be too.
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HOLY PEAK
seeing through eyes that aren't entirely mine
//
#SIGNALIS
#Signalisfanart
#signalisart
#elster
#lstr
#lstr512
#falke
#flkr
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Feeling down today… might brutalize a gestalt for a mood boost.
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Gestalts will be feeling my wrath extra this cycle. My rule is no longer whimsical, I am a tyrant.
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Top 2 replikas of all time.
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