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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
11 months
We have to talk about Faf De Klerk. His heart is way way waaaay bigger than his body. Today he gave far more than he was asked for! What a star 🌟
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
I’m convinced Cyril is the most dangerous political opponent to encounter. It’s easy to undermine him because he gives off this lukewarm teddy bear vibe
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
2 years
Joyous celebration is in the business of ruining African hymns
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
5 years
This video is currently my pick me up 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
2 years
When will FlySaFair properly rename itself to SANTACO airlines? Beating arrival time by a whole 20 Minutes is the stuff of Bree Taxi Rank & company.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
Bullies with a clapping audience never know when to stop.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
Friendship, I think, is the greatest of human institutions. When carried out right it serves many functions: home, therapy, an escape, a plane to see the world and an accountability platform.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 months
News 24 is busy asserting itself as the communications department of the DA, with Adriaan serving as the Executive Director of Comms.
@News24
News24 🇿🇦
3 months
OPINION | An "all-in" ANC-DA-IFP coalition government, representing 65% of the electorate, could change South Africa's fortunes for the good, writes @AdriaanBasson
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
11 months
“For uMalum’ uRassie 🥹”
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
4 years
The meltdown of restaurants when alcohol sales are banned is proof that we don’t care much about food. Restaurants are just elite shebeens.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
The entitlement to Julius’s “loyalty” is both silly and politically naive. Why do [some] people think or believe that Julius owes us any fealty? We lost councils on 1 November 2021. Not because Julius/IFP voted otherwise. Because voters chose not to return us on a majority!
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
Eeeeeh! Endaweni, endawen’ ebanzi 🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
Level 5 Lockdown was a movie. At one point, the questions of fairness and justice were decided on by banning the sale of grilled chicken.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
Nothing entertains me more than the intervention of toddlers during Virtual Meetings. The parent is busy presenting then a thug sneaks closer to the computer and goes “bbbbrrrrrr” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 months
Adriaan is editing News24 into a full blown fake news establishment at this rate
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
6 years
Was there ever a suspicion that she could be a MAN?
@Theylovedenz
Don Esquire En Su Mejor momento
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Nomzamo Mbatha is a WOMAN!
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
2 years
Affirmation Twitter doesn’t speak enough about the great feeling of being greeted by kids
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
2 years
Kanye took down his post dragging Trevor. You South African hooligans won
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
2 years
Gwede is a special character. He ran the entire conference plenary with two lines “sanundikhwaza, nizondenza dom.” “Hayi kwedini, hlalaphantsi!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
7 years
The problem starts here. There’s no ‘racism of whatever color.’ Racism is a power expression of supremacy, not revolt. Only white people have imposed themselves on others and accumulated enough social & economic power to be racist. Everything else is not racism.
@helenzille
Helen Zille
7 years
@Julius_S_Malema I did much more to fight racism and apartheid than you did, Julius. And I am still fighting racism, of whatever colour. Let's look at capable and effective government for all -- not race.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
2 months
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
The Law and the Courts are not the private property of LLB holders. They’re social institutions meant to regulate the lives of all and sundry. As subjects of these institutions, we are morally obliged to have views about them; including negative views.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
4 years
Top Billing Twitter is not interested in reasonable discussions about income dynamics and the SA property market. They just want to remind you that they have more money than you. I suggest you mize this ‘don’t rent, save to buy property’ nonsense that is recycled every 3 months.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
Helen Zille is an unrepentant racist. Even when trying to feign empathy [for Zuma in this case], she relies on racist ideas of Africanity.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
2 years
Another future role for Viola 😁
@JarettSays
Jarett Wieselman
2 years
I can’t stop watching this six second video of Ketanji Brown Jackson moments after her history-making confirmation to the US Supreme Court
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
When the storming of shops has died down, we need a manhunt for the arsonists and their handlers.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
2 years
A first year theology student (or even a clued up reader of the Bible) would punch out this line of argument in a second. The non-existence or existence (hypothetically) of God doesn’t hinge on the absence of misery in the world.
@TimesLIVE
Times LIVE
2 years
If God exists, why didn’t he or she or they prevent the hundreds of deaths in KwaZulu-Natal over the past few days?
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
2 months
Ikhaya lakwa Faku phakathi koMzimkhulu noMzimvubu 🖤💚💛
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
With Sis Noxolo Grootboom retiring, it should tell all of us that whatever is left of our childhood memories must be gracefully retired. Nditsho nakuni majita aseCiskei who played High School rugby 18 years ago.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
11 months
Rassie Erasmus knows rugby. That’s the only tweet
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
There’s has to be a national day of beating up politicians. Soze kaloku
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
5 months
The gradual disappearance of the rondavel from our physical world, including in villages, is a sad testament of the transformation of our identity.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
2 months
It’s great to be back home 🤞🏿
@the_dtic
the dtic
2 months
The Department of Trade, Industry and Competition welcomes Minister Parks Tau, Deputy Ministers Andrew Whitfield and Zuko Godlimpi.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
5 years
If you must know, this 👇🏿, is my general attitude to life
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
2 years
Metro FM has allowed itself to be turned into a charismatic church by Touch
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
2 years
Not even Kanye West’s Graduation can truly express how overwhelming the whole thing is. Salute to the children of Oliver Tambo for the vote of Confidence. Now we work 🖤💚💛
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
2 years
Covid pulled a real number on our little Twitter community. Cleo, Les, Sindi? Those were people man. The TL trolled Les and Sindi with the slightest of things but they never lost character. When I see scones or chicken feet, I always think of Les and the ‘gourmet’ mess on the TL
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
4 years
I’m obviously projecting. I think human beings, generally, can have a far better experience on this planet if we resisted the urge to humiliate each other. Anywhere, everywhere and nowhere.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
6 years
A man!!!! Modimo ale teeeeeeeng 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
5 years
When they say “Afrikaans is a language of oppression” I am always left wondering: since when was English a language of something different?
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
2 years
Dear Twitter. My sister’s bakkie was stolen today in Meyersdal. The tracker last located it in Soweto about 4 hours ago. That tracker has since been disabled. Please alert the cops if you have any lead.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 months
People who operate on the understanding that Zuma is a fool are the ones in danger. Nothing Zuma does is due to any limitation or ignorance. This includes instances where he is deliberately cultivating mass foolishness. It serves a strategic purpose for him. Listen carefully.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
11 months
The clowns who keep asking what Siya’s role in the team is. Are they seeing him in action??? Go on you Bear!!!!
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
7 years
Shots fired 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
6 years
In reality, it is men that deliberately try to trap women with babies. Then ghost when they’ve had a change of heart about the girl.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
South Africa’s unending search for a messiah is what will land us all on the cross. We are bombarded from all angles with silly claims of how this or that one person is the ultimate saviour of an otherwise besieged Republic.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
The songwriters of the Methodist church were an elite bunch. Those hymns bang across time. Imagine 238 and 239 back to back?
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
6 years
The misguided impulse to demonize Nelson in a bid to do justice to Winnie is actually achieving the same ends of the STRATCOM strategy
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 months
As I go into the voting booth 🖤💚💛
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
4 years
Billionaires are a product of the dangerous ethic we are slowly accepting. That life is about the pursuit of infinite wealth, a good life is measured in the number of zeros in your bank and confirmed by flaunting your grandiose living standard. Exploitation becomes a necessity.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
5 years
That Zim folk who said “if South Africans think Zimbabwe is great, they must go live there and let us live here” was on the money 😂😂😂😂😂
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
Sindi is a real OG. One of the very best on here since day 1. Never tried to be anything more than human.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
People who take their academic credentials as personality traits are a problem
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
2 years
The SAPS is a foolish institution. How do you arrest a defense advocate live on tv, during a highly published case in which the defence strategy includes accessing SAPS of a cover up and framing of their clients? This country is under siege from thugs
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
2 years
Being a ‘taxpayer’ doesn’t give you an elite citizenship status. It doesn’t give you a higher moral entitlement to public life in the Republic. Our personhood is equal and must always be made equal in the stakes of the Republic as a collective moral project.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
I caught the IsiXhosa SABC news bulletin earlier. They refer to State Capture as “ukubanjwa kukarhulumente ngobhongwane.” I think it’s the most apt expression of what the commission was supposed to be about
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
7 years
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hayibo!
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
6 years
Itumeleng Khune must soon confess that he is 42 years old
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
7 years
This is a march, this morning, to the Methodist Church in Pretoria supporting the girls who were drowned out in song when they outed a sexual predator in the church leadership last week. These are mostly members of the Methodist Church protesting
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
4 years
If by now people claim that having raw sex doesn’t mean you are alert to the real possibility of conceiving a child, shutdown the talk. There is no other possible sense that can ever be registered with such people.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
The SARB has raised the interest rate by 0,25%. The petrol price is about to go up next week. We are a year or two away from mass riots over soaring food prices
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
1 month
We had a productive plenary session of the BRICS Ministers of Trade Meeting in Moscow, Russia, today. The organising theme was “The Place of BRICS in the New Architecture of the International Economic System”
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
Ufafa luka Mphakanyiswa
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
5 years
This is the sober perspective we need and deserve from all ANC Veterans.
@Mabitsela_Ali
Albert M 🌎 ⚖🪗
5 years
After this honest analysis by Mavuso Msimang I don't think eNCA will invite him again. They didn't expect this type of response especially concerning Ramaphosa. 🤣🤣🤣
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
6 years
Reverend Jesse Jackson is a true neighbor. He doesn’t leave immediately after the coffin goes down. He’s still here, to help wash the dishes and all.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
6 years
There’s something beautifully child-like about Dr Sindi’s personality. She seems to have an eternal optimism about life. Lovely to watch.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
6 years
The Wendy Luhabe minute is also a reminder never to rate a person highly on account of their bank balance. To be financially well-off is not akin to being socially intelligent.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
There are two assets that have always been leading in building generational wealth under capitalism: violence and theft.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
7 years
Long Live the revolution!
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
The problem with public violence is its tendency to change directions. You can cheer it when it is directed at sites you deem worthy to be attacked. Very soon a counter mobilisation starts and the people themselves become targets. The racists are now waging war on black people
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
The very concept of a life ban from university flies against the spirit of restorative/correctional justice.
@dailymaverick
Daily Maverick
3 years
EXPULSION DISPUTE: Yolanda Dyantyi challenges Rhodes University life ban in Supreme Court of Appeal
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
8 months
Miles Davis - Birth of Cool 🎺 #ANC112 🖤💚💛
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
6 years
A headline of one Nigerian news website reads “South African President Travels Economy while Nigeria’s President shuts down the entire Economy” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
11 months
Ox, Faf and Pollard brought us back to life. Bless them.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
6 years
We live in a strange country. The last 3 years we should have been seeing a lot of Bongumusa Mthembu in sportswear and energy drinks advertisements.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
7 years
🔥🔥🔥The Reverend in green couldn't believe his ears 😂😂😂
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
The everyday weight of capitalism doesn’t really care much about how many motivational quotes you have memorised
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
4 years
Those of us who wear glasses [even if reluctantly] deserve a Covid-19 Fog Relief Grant. These masks are busy fogging out our sight
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
It has guaranteed you the liberty to say what you are saying
@ingagubeka
INGA GUBEKA
3 years
What has our so called best constitution done for us ?
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
1 month
Global policy on decarbonisation must be based on a reasoned out distribution of climate responsibility. The developing world cannot be made to deindustrialise itself further for a climate crisis it did not engineer.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
4 years
Bra Jackson. One of the most likeable and hardworking seniors I’ve encountered. Respected young and old alike. Always laughing. Yini madoda uMvelase.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
6 years
Data depletes faster in rural areas and you have far slower access to internet because of low broadband. Whilst failing to invest in infrastructure of the digital revolution, chancers are already waxing lyrically about a phantom 4th Industrial Revolution
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
2 years
We do not need a tweeting NPA. We need a prosecuting NPA.
@NPA_Prosecutes
NPASouthAfrica
2 years
The entire NPA knows that failure is not an option. And after three years of rebuilding, we can say with confidence that the time for ACTION has arrived. We are ready to rebuild the rule of law in our country #NPAportfoliocommitteebriefing
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
People can be Xenophobic and poor at the same time. They can be racist and poor; sexist and poor. They can use any of these to pursue economic gain too. You don’t have to build a Chinese wall between reactionary consciousness and objective economic crisis.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
2 months
Next week Minister Parks Tau travels to the USA for the Africa Growth Opportunity Act (AGOA) discussions. We met US ambassador to SA about the thinking on Capitol Hill at a policy and political level on this matter 🇿🇦 🇺🇸
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
6 years
The DA is a joke. They organize a small mob to go heckle Duduzane outside court. Jikijiki abantu bakuthi go hug the guy and want selfies as he smiles and greets them 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
It must sink into our heads that all opposition parties have a shared objective to drive us out of power. They may employ varying strategies but the goal is to remove the ANC and install themselves. Its a simple calculus of electoral politics. Expecting anything else is foolish
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
🤣🤣🤣 these ANC Mayoral interviews have been a lot
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
1 year
This point must be repeated over and over again. There is a Secretary-General at Luthuli House!!! 🖤💚💛
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
So… UCT as a public institution reasons that the real crisis of the SA education system is a shortage of… private schools?
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
7 years
Broadly speaking, African Americans are so spectacularly clueless about the black world outside America that they use the same imperial eye of whiteness to understand us.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
I’m impressed by the EC Health Department protocols for this initiation season. 21 boys from my village are leaving for Matatiele. They’re all required to have parental consent forms, a comprehensive medical test certificate and Covid vaccination certificates.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
A flight to PE should be very cheap mokone. O ska bolela o kare o ko Robben Island.
@Julius_S_Malema
Julius Sello Malema
3 years
DP @mrlungisa , what happened to you is absolute rubbish. I will never allow such rubbish to happen to me, never!!!
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
How is a 51 year old a young person? Clearly I’m a toddler, chile.
@MadiBoity
Corruption-Hater 🦅🇿🇦🦁
3 years
People Zizi Kodwa are young but already embroiled in corruption allegations. This is sad!
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
2 months
We know what we are doing @the_dtic
@KI_Mkhari
Kefentse Mkhari
2 months
The Deputy Minister of @the_dtic , @Zuko_Godlimpi , eloquently and substantively unpacking the work undertaken by the department to advance massive industrialisation in today’s Budget Vote debate. What a breath of fresh air? Catch the full debate here:
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
5 years
In South Africa, we are two minutes away from being told that an iPhone is a 4IR artifact. Every technology is just declared 4IR
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
7 years
You are lying. Her campaign was for a limited franchise, extended only to ‘educated Africans’! This has always been the contemptuous position of SA liberalism towards Africans. Even today your DA operates this logic but under a pretense of openness
@MmusiMaimane
Mmusi Maimane MP
7 years
Just delivered the memorial lecture of this incredible SAfrican who fought against apartheid, so that all may have equal rights and freedoms. Long live the values of #HelenSuzman .
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
This country has a Gareth problem. If it’s not Cliff it’s Onselen.
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The Native
3 years
‘The poor’ are blessed with many spokespersons. One still wonders why they remain poor if every politician exists to ‘deliver’ them from poverty.
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@Zuko_Godlimpi
The Native
3 years
Xoli Mngambi has this very performative way of conducting interviews. There are those dramatic pauses and hand gestures mid question; as if to contemplate the gravity of the thing being asked 😂😂😂😂😂
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