CaptainRon
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The ocean is my home. Semi @Bird4governor 2A shall not be infringed. A voice of reason & truth/professional cynic. I'm your huckleberry.
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Simple financial advice:
Don't go into debt for anything unless it is going to make money for you over and above the interest you will pay. Need a work truck or you can't go to work? Ok.
Buying a house that will appreciate over time? Ok. Buying a going business or expanding
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@wrong_speak
Why did you use 30 rounds to shoot that mass murderer? Because I didn't have 31.
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Enough with the conspiracy theories please!
I own and operate an 85' research vessel and have had a maritime masters license for over 20 years. I worked the Columbia River for 13 years as a towing and salvage operator and my current company doing research charters for 10 years.
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@BullzOnParade_X
@ZeekArkham
@GameChangin
It's not that these 4 were used as an example, it's that these 4 specifically are helping to beat down and reinforce the victim hood of their own race.
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@ZeekArkham
Works for me too. I walk away from places that have signs that say "no guns allowed" too. Wouldn't want to break any rules, right? Why don't they just put up a sign that says "help us reduce our gross sales by half"?
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@AriDrennen
@ripcurl
Well, if you are blind you might not be able to see that surfer is a dude and competing against women, not other men. So there is that teensy tiny little problem with the vid. but I don't surf, so maybe I am missing something else???
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@614clinton
I was talking to my neighbor's six year-old daughter and she said she wanted to be President some day.
Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were to be the President, what's the first thing you would do?"
She replied, "I'd give
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@catturd2
tell me you know nothing about how a ship handles when put in hard reverse? Look at my profile and understand that I own/operate the vessel in the pic. It is 100% obvious to an experienced boat captain that the ship was in hard reverse, from the heavy black smoke from the stack
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@614clinton
Guy goes to the doc for his yearly checkup
After all the tests he asks the doc how long would he be expected to live.
Doc asks him some questions:
Do you drink? Nope
Do you smoke? Nope
Run around and chase wild women? Nope
Drive fast? Nope
Gamble? Nope
Ride motorcycles? Nope
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@julievriahi
@charliekirk11
@hrothenb
I never knew that story. Looking into it, the truck was coming down a grade and Bidens wife pulled out in front of him, she had a stop sign, he did not. Sad, but nothing to lie about, which he did.
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@RepJayapal
I guess it's great if you are into CHEATING, but I guess that is all lefties eh?
What a disgrace to all athletics, this is nothing different than steroid use for an uncompetitive advantage.
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@614clinton
A proctologist walks into the bank and approaches the teller.
He pulls out a check, and proceeds to try and sign it.
Looking down he notices that he is trying to sign the check with a rectal thermometer.
He looks up to the sky and exclaims,
" Oh, that is great, that is just
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@PattyMurray
Pretty sure it was a vote to not use tax dollars for birth control, but hey, lies become you.
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@Rothmus
I paid $75k for my new truck. Interest rate=0% Paid in cash. Paid cash for my last 10 trucks, motorcycles and boats. No sympathy for people who can't do the math, don't read the contracts, live above their means, and generally make poor life choices.
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@614clinton
Clinton takes his wife to dinner, just to treat her to a night off from having to cook. Betty Sue stopped Clinton from taking his first bite at the restaurant, saying, “we needa pray first.” "Nah, ain’t no need" he replied. "But why?" she asked. "We always pray at home when I
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@614clinton
Drunk man comes out of a bar, stumbling around the parking lot with a car key in his hand. Police officer walks up and asks him what he is doing. He replies in a slobbering voice "someone stole my car", the officer says "where did you last see it?" The drunk, "on the end of my
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@Not_the_Bee
Just an FYI, the "coast guard" has zero capability to search underwater. All they can do is hope the sub comes to the surface. If there is a rescue mission it will be using a deep submersible Trieste type craft. Hoping for a miracle, I personally know one of the occupants.
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@PattyMurray
Name what rights you had that they don't. I'm seeing they have way more now.
the right to have men in their rest rooms
the right to compete against men in sporting matches
the right to ride a bicycle naked through seattle
the right to walk around feces in the cities
the right to
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@614clinton
Officer Clinton is watching the parking lot of a bar near closing time. It's the last day of the month and he needs one more DUI to make his quota.
A man stumbles out the back door and begins wandering and weaving through the lot with his key out, trying it in every vehicle.
The
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@614clinton
Bill Clinton returned from an overseas trip and was coming down the stairs of Air Force One with a pig under each arm.
The Marine on the tarmac said "Good morning sir, nice pigs sir"
Clinton replied "yes, I got one each for Hillary and Chelsea"
The Marine replied "Excellent trade
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@BCSONM
Don't roll over for this tyrant, your oath is to the country, not this failed politician, in fact, you and your deputies should be on the way to the capital to arrest her for usurping federal and state law and the constitution.
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@p3_1415926i
@Lead_Flinger
When I saw a family of 4 get out of a new Escalade with 4, $1000 each, spinner 22" wheels and buy a ton of junk food from a convenience store and then pay with the Oregon trail welfare card, that sealed it for me. The proprietor just smiled and gave cash back.
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@WillFiteForYou
@RobertKennedyJr
Saying you "wont take anyone's guns away" is not the same as "I won't infringe on gun ownership" Someone needs to nail this down with RFK and not just take his word for it. I recall another leftie pol telling me my health ins rates wont go up and I can keep my plan and my
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@Rothmus
It's all fun and games and conjecture, until the bear is hungry. Yes, I took this photo. Geographic cove, western alaska.
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@JohnRLottJr
looks like he brought a bicycle helmet to a gunfight, bet he doesn't do that again.
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@FenixAmmunition
I saw a guy do this years ago, I opened his door, locked it, slammed the door. Walked away laughing.
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@nh48mbk08uwvr9s
@FenixAmmunition
I have a friend, (canadian) who lost his entire firearm collection, including antiques, worth tens of thousands of dollars when his ex wife called in a red flag on him. The RCMP just waltzed in and confiscated everything with zero evidence of wrong doing. He passed a year ago,
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@FenixAmmunition
No one works this hard on a project like this unless there is a huge payout at the end. I'm betting that Witless has her greasy little claws in the cookie jar and will retire somewhere expensive.
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@electmullet
So, you are only going after the honest citizens that actually obey laws and take away their rights. Good to know where you stand. As soon as you write a law that criminals will obey, then we can have an intelligent conversation.
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@Too_Big_To_Fail
@Non_Fudd
Wouldn't it be easier to just ban crime instead? Simple and straight to the point. Let's do it!
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@PattyMurray
@SecretaryPete
If you think that WA needs electric ferries, you failed at math, electrical engineering, economics, and naval architecture. I want to see the numbers. Size of battery bank required, infrastructure for charging, where that additional power is going to come from, a study on
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@stillgray
it is absolutely nothing more than engagement farming, exactly like your posting about it. They get paid, you get paid.
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@Paul4GunSense
you don't blame the car for drunk drivers
you don't blame the drug for overdoses
you don't blame the brick for your broken window
you don't blame the saw for your crooked planks
yet, you blame the gun for the actions of a criminal
weird, huh?
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@OCpatriot_
@Everytown
Well, you can like, just, put it in your pocket, right? After unstrapping the velcro, dropping the mag, removing the brace, removing the upper, and flipping down the sights. And having really big pockets.
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@614clinton
Man drives his pickup to the carnival and finds the head carney.
Tells the carney that he has a dog that talks and wants to give him to the carnival.
The carney says "I have got to see this" and follows the man out to his pickup where the dog is in the truck bed. The man says
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@614clinton
Two engineers meet along the way. Eng.
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says "Where did you get that nice bike?" Eng
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replied "A strange thing happened to me. I was walking along, minding my own business, when a beautiful girl stopped me. She threw down her bike, ripped off her clothes, and told me to take
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@614clinton
Guy walks into a bar and orders 5 shots and puts them all down. Bartender asks what's the occasion. Guy says, celebrating my first BJ. Bartender says, well let my buy you another. Guy says, well if 5 shots don't wash the taste out, nothing will.
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@zerohedge
I could have foreseen that outcome. I owned/operated a boat towing/on water assistance biz for 7 years. I couldn't leave people out on the water, so I towed or gave out gas to so many that couldn't pay at the time. These people owned boats, so they should be solvent, right? I
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@TreysNewTruth
@TMGPolitics
Even if any of it was true, it's not breaking any law to have relations with a porn star, OR to enter into a paid contract to agree to keep quiet about anything that is not a crime. So, sunshine, where is the crime here? Ever hear of an NDA? Non Disclosure Agreement if you are
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@KeenanPeachy
She inflates her lips because she thinks it makes her more attractive but instead just shows off her low self esteem. Run Forrest
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@PramilaJayapal
LEGAL, vetted and honest immigrants make our country stronger. Fixed it for you.
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@Rothmus
a good screenshot for the custody battle.
She makes bad decisions and makes her spouse and kids pay endlessly for them.
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@KurtSchlichter
uh huh. Those good ole boys can operate machinery, turn a D3 into a tank with a welder, plug a deer from 400 yards, and make food from dirt. They are the reason there is food on your city table, son. Show some respect.
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@614clinton
Lone Ranger and Tonto ride up to the saloon. Lone Ranger says to Tonto, "Our horses are hot and sweaty, you have to run circles around them to make wind and cool them off"
While Tonto runs circles around Silver and Scout the Lone Ranger heads inside for a cold one.
After a while
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@614clinton
Guy goes into the Alaskan wilderness armed with a bow.
He is sneaking around through the trees looking for bear
thinking he is a fearless ninja, when out of the blue, he feels a tap on his shoulder.
Turning around he sees this huge grizzly which grabs him, flips him over and has
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@SenSchumer
What you call their "Problems" I call their sole responsibility. I didn't take out their debt for them. I am not benefitting from their education. I don't even go to starbucks.
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@614clinton
Apparently running around walmart with an alka seltzer tablet foaming in my mouth while screaming "it's the new COVID variant" isn't as funny as I expected it to be.
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@BullzOnParade_X
@ZeekArkham
@GameChangin
It's a complete joke to hear millionaires preaching about how their race is oppressed from those ivory towers they are screaming from. I mean, how can they possibly hear the rude responses?
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@614clinton
At the rehearsal dinner party, a guys best "friends" played a joke on him. They had recorded the previous days lotto TV drawing, bought him a ticket with those numbers on it. At 7pm they played the recording on the TV with everyone watching as he saw the numbers on his ticket
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@OliLondonTV
Go woke, go broke. What do you expect from a AA rated ESG stock? Down nearly 10% in a few days.
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@614clinton
A neighbor came to the door of a farmhouse, knocked and a young boy opened the door
‘Is yer Pa home?’
‘No, sir, he ain’t,’ the boy replied. ‘He went into town.’
‘Well, then,’ inquired the man, ‘is yer ma here?’
‘No, sir, she ain’t here neither. She went into town with Pa.’
‘How
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@614clinton
An older couple is getting ready for bed. The wife is looking in the mirror and she says to her husband, honey, My boobs are sagging, my butt's flat. I've got lots of wrinkles. I really need to hear some nice compliments from you. He says honey. Your eyesight is damn near
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@Ur_a_Smartass_C
My response is always..."write a law that criminals will obey and doesn't infringe on MY rights" They fail right there.
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@614clinton
I was on a flight a few weeks ago and sitting next to a woman.
Every few minutes she would sneeze, then her eyes would sorta roll up in her head and she would shudder violently for a few seconds and goosebumps would pop out all over her skin.
After a few of these episodes, I
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@Shadzey1
tomorrow's headline "LIBERTY SAFE COMPANY HACKED FOR ALL CUSTOMERS ADDRESSES AND BACK DOOR SAFE CODES"
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@Xeralt
@LibertyCappy
usually you expect the HOA board to be decent people, just like you. then you buy your dream house in an HOA neighborhood. Frequently it turns out they are controlling "Karens" who want to run your life. Happened to me, never again will I buy in an HOA.
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@tizzrizza
@ada_lluch
Except that bad actors will apply for those jobs and target nice homes to squat in. Just like pedos working in child care
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@hubinternet
@catturd2
The ship appeared to be in a starboard turn when the ship lost power, the rudder was turned and stuck there until power was restored, with power out, there is no control of rudder and maybe not even engine or shift, the engine was eventually shifted into reverse (can be done
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@ada_lluch
pretty sure there is someone for everyone. The only blanket statement that is always correct, is that blanket statements are always wrong.
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@JohnRLottJr
Anyone thinking that our overseers are planning to keep us closer to home? Subtle nudges a little at a time.
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@JessicaNonGrata
The best time to start your investment and retirement plan is 10 years ago. The next best time is today. Dump all unnecessary expenses, save into a mutual fund. Go read my pinned post. Quit paying interest. Buy a used car you can pay cash for. It's not too late
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@614clinton
Guy sitting in the counselor's office telling his woes. The counselor tells him "when I am feeling that way, I go home and make furious love to my wife, you should try that."
At the next appt, the doc asks the fellow how it went the previous week. The guy responds, "Sure
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@ZombyWoof2022
@JunkScience
@JohnCunnington5
too hot, climate crisis
too cold, climate crisis
too mild, climate crisis
too much rain, climate crisis
too little rain, climate crisis
no adverse weather, climate crisis
Do you folks ever get tired of being the butt of your own jokes, seriously?
Who is paying you to be this
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@DYoffee
@PattyMurray
@SonyaBaker2
Not true, the vote was to prevent federal tax dollars from paying for birth control. Patty lies continuously.
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@SaltyMom10
Yeah, that my body my choice thing didn't translate well for vaccinations did it? but but but...like a motorboat with a missing cylinder
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