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Elton Brand just offered it 4yr/$110M
This is a 393-years old Greenland Shark that was located in the Arctic Ocean. It's been wandering the ocean since 1627. It is the oldest living vertebrate known on the planet.
Photo by Julius Nielsen.
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we weren’t ready for Austin Butler. We got so used to sauceless new American “movie stars” that we don’t know how to handle him
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Steve Kerr and Klay Thompson traumatized after hearing the word “fuck” meanwhile Udoka is watching ‘Whiplash’ for the 90th time hoping to learn a few new phrases from J.K. Simmons.
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THEY USED “OLD TOWN ROAD” I AM SCREAMING
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Joe Mazzulla: “I coach because I’m not really good at anything else.”
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*extremely boston radio man voice*
oh so he’s been having sex but couldn’t come back in time for the playoffs?
Gordon Hayward and his wife, Robyn, are expecting another child
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I’m sorry but I cannot stop laughing at Kendrick mixing up AI/Sixth Sense child actor Haley Joel Osment and televangelist grifter Joel Osteen
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it’s funny how every article about Udoka’s coaching is basically just him calling the players of a bunch of bitches and them being like “you right, sorry”
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the best Cannes awards ceremony moment was when Joaquin didn’t know he won because he wasn’t paying attention
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by IHOB you must mean International House of Being an actual good player who can guard people and make threes and isn’t built like a twig
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I agree, Tim. They are obviously the best team in the league. Anything other than a 60+ win season where they win the title would be a colossal disappointment, and an indictment of Joel Embiid not just as a player but as a man too
“The Sixers now have the best big three in the NBA, it’s really not close… They can go toe-to-toe with the Celtics.”
~
@TimBontemps
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wow, notice how it wasn’t a July 3rd party. Anything to avoid a 3.
Kendall Jenner and Ben Simmons Spotted Getting Cozy at Khloé Kardashian's July 4th Party
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when the “gonna take my horse” from “Old Town Road” plays while a lonely, dying Rambo rides a horse on his secluded ranch in the Rambo: Last Blood trailer
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how Disney will demand Ansel Elgort dress on the West Side Story press tour
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why is HBO wasting so much $ on stuff when all they have to do is give an academy award nominated actress $5M for 8 eps to play a detective or journalist with a dark past and substance abuse issues investigating a series of grisly murders that force her to address her own trauma
Exclusive: Crew members claim 'Euphoria' creator Sam Levinson’s new HBO series 'The Idol' with The Weeknd and Lily-Rose Depp has been utter chaos, with firings, hidden scripts, and a wasted $75 million budget.
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looks surprisingly hilarious given the subject. Happy to see Robbie in a role that's about more than her being hot.
What are your thoughts on the full length trailer for
#ITonya
starring Margot Robbie & Allison Janney?
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the Daveed Diggs “Under The Sea” is going to be great, sorry
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This is one of the five most important moments in the history of cinema
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every week someone on here tries to dunk on these movies but instead they end up posting an incredibly awesome scene
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he tried to spend another $50 in Apex microtransactions and Robyn said ENOUGH
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a made-up player, Greg Oden with WiFi, and Michael Carter-Simmons?
To quote Terry Rozier, that’s “lunch meat”
“We’re getting to the Finals, no question about it,” says Jaylen Brown. Yeah? You gotta get through us first.
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I feel like Jude Law gets cast in every movie but at the same time I can only name a few Jude Law movies off the top of my head?
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the actual NBA awards:
Best Ass - Guerschon Yabusele (Boston)
Most Prolific Poster - Terry Rozier (Boston)
Biggest Dick - Aron Baynes (Boston)
Most likely to pour an ounce of E&J into his Gatorade cup during a timeout - Marcus Morris (Boston)
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Jaylen Brown is slowly realizing that he’s way more athletic than 99% of the league and it is very fun to watch
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If Nordstrom really wanted to troll the Trumps they'd sell Ivanka's line in Nordstrom Rack
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Jackie Mac just said she *knows* from inside info, draft went
LeBron took KD
Steph took Giannis
LeBron took Davis
Steph took Harden
LeBron took Kyrie
Steph took Embiid
LeBron took Cousins
Steph took DeRozan
then with first reserve pick Steph took Klay. Said that’s all she has
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Celtics announce Danny Ainge will have an exit presser tomorrow morning.
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This Day in 2019: without warning, Darren Rovell tweeted a clip of a guy getting his head blown off at 7 in the morning
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Jags fans are so funny man, I love them. They might actually manage to get their GM fired via a grassroots trolling movement
Here’s how things are going in Jacksonville: as part of an in-stadium trivia game, a fan had 3 options to answer a question.
Her response: “C. Fire Baalke.”
(🎥:
@TrevorlandPod
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a BARSTOOL podcast asking what the worst fandom is? lol
What is the WORST FANDOM? We debate who are the worst fans on our latest episode of The Bracket, out NOW ⤵️
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Pattinson in Tenet is pure screen charisma. Just a dude being cool- great suit-rocking and the hair, god, the hair. Crushes all the goofy dialogue. Zero info about the character and yet he’s compulsively watchable. That man is a MOVIE STAR, perhaps the only one of his generation
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Jessica Jones already has a third season ordered. Punisher already has a second season ordered. Luke Cage widely expected to get a third and Daredevil a fourth.
I guess people just didn’t watch Iron Fist. Tough to overcome such a terrible first season.
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Brunson is all in to win. He took a massive pay cut and he’s getting clowned on Twitter. This must’ve really upset these idiots who complain about “ringzzz culture”
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all those minutes and still couldn’t even average 10 points. The audacity of this man going up to Reggie Miller in game TWO. The audacity of this idiot fanbase chanting we want boston after game TWO. Soft, unspectacular. Closer to a play-in team than they are to the BOS/MIN/DAL
Josh Hart gets a standing ovation after playing BIG minutes all postseason 👏👏
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@AdamMKaufman
dude U work in sports radio u literally entertain baseless rumors for a living
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“Say hello to my little friend.”
Martin Scorsese’s crime classic ‘The Godfather’ opened in cinemas 50 years ago
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so Warner Bros is doing a Joker movie connected to the DCEU starring Leto and a one-off non-franchise Joker movie starring Joaquin Phoenix. Hmmmm I wonder which one will be better lol.
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i’m in a group chat with Chris Nolan and he’s been posting the “my biggest hater’s funeral” pic all day
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the king of the guest verse and it's not close
Since it's his birthday, a playlist of just Andre 3000 guest verses:
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@RedSox
I have been a Red Sox fan and season ticket holder since 1937. I was there when Teddy Ballgame homered in the ‘46 All-Star Game. I can’t feel my fingers anymore and only eat soup. My grandson is typing this tweet for me.
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The Celtics are winless since Robyn made Gordon stop gaming
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@BobbyMarks42
at least we can fix the team the next offseason by trading for Pierce and Garnett
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tired: the Celtics are 8-0 at the Garden this season
wired: the Celtics are 1-0 when Timothée Chalamet and Laura Dern are at the Garden this season
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Horford really straight stole a hashtag from Canadian gaming nerds and now it’s on the Celtics playoff tees lol
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The Dothraki crossed the sea for the first time in the history of their people, doing what that they thought to be physically impossible, on the false promises of a rich girl who feels it’s her birth right to rule others. They were then used as pawns. An entire culture eradicated
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Almost as if his “I’m gonna do what’s best for me” and “I don’t owe anybody shit�� comments were about the media and not the Celtics hmmmm
Former teammate says Kyrie “hates the narrative” other players (like KD or AD) can influence his free-agency decision, per
@SIChrisMannix
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Paul Pierce just said he wouldn't even trade the Clippers version of himself for Aldridge LMAO
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remember: anybody in the league could’ve had White, Holiday, Horford, and Porzingis. They were as obviously-on-the-trading-block as players can get. The Celtics got the them for broken parts and draft pennies. If this really was that easy of a path, blame the other 29 GMs.
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pretending to understand the salary cap on twitter dot com
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the did explain themselves. The ref literally looks into the camera and explains the call after every review.
the refs counted a jaylen brown basket even though spo’s challenge was successful and that cost the heat a win. nba has to explain themselves
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I guess this is tho
"That's not basketball" - KD after this play by Marcus Smart
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“still made the playoffs” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO where was this energy for Celtics or Heat (both of whom had bigger health obstacles and didn’t have 2 of the 5 best players in the league?
The Lakers' season is over and it was a tough one, with a shortened offseason and multiple injuries:
· LeBron - ankle
· AD - groin, knee, and shoulder
· KCP - knee and quad
· Caruso - ankle
And they still made the playoffs. Hopefully they can come back healthier next year
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#Joker
is a masterpiece that ushers in a new era for comic-book villains on screen. Dark, twisted, and unafraid to tackle heady subjects in a provoking way. This movie won’t be for everyone. There’s a five minute montage where the Joker just asks ppl if they’ve played Danganronpa
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finally Spielberg has made a decent movie about Sharks!
Hot damn. So, yes, as it turns out, Steven Spielberg knows how to make a WEST SIDE STORY movie
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here’s a wild stat
Joel Embiid, who was taken in the 2014 draft, has played 145 FEWER career NBA minutes than Jayson Tatum (including playoffs)
Jayson Tatum, the Celtics' regular season minutes leader, not part of team's summer league plans:
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summer league Celtics twitter is basically just people finding new ways to meme Yabu’s ass and, it’s good
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never forget that Bill Simmons unironically suggested a Smart + 1st for Tyreke Evans
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when Brad got him back it felt like what I imagine it feels like to be a military kid when your dad comes home from an overseas tour
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Abby Chin is one of like four people in Boston sports media who doesn’t suck.....this is lame. I imagine she’ll have ppl lining up to try and hire her tho.
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idk why Lakers twitter is so obsessed with Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown...like...it’s over. The Pelicans laughed at your trade package and your lauded young core couldn’t even make the playoffs with LEBRON JAMES on the team lol. Move on.
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I think Stephen A. Smith over the last five years is probably the greatest piece of performance art of our lifetime. The man is a genius entertainer and has become the highest paid sports media personality by more or less mocking sports media as a whole.
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Anthony Edwards shot 5-15 in a pivotal game 5 loss? Impossible. He says funny things during pressers and I was told he got that dawg in him, unlike that pussy Tatum who’s about to be playing in his 5th conference finals. This doesn’t make any sense
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unfortunately the HBO Lakers show is bad. They should’ve taken my suggestion and made it about the 2014-2015 Boston Celtics (Adam Driver plays Kelly Olynyk)
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saw someone say that Ant-Man or Wasp could’ve easily stopped Thanos by shrinking, crawling up his bootyhole, and then going giant. Haven’t been able to stop thinking about that.
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genuinely think it’s good that Celtics fans are calling Kyrie a bitch/pussy and that he’s snapping right back by flipping them off/telling them to suck his dick. It’s fun. Star athletes are supposed to be heckled on the road. As long as it doesn’t get too personal and/or racist.
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It’s hilarious how Bill Simmons is seen nationally as the face of Celtics fandom when in truth every single Celtics fan actually despises him
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I’m not saying Kyrie is like Efron in High School Musical -a basketball prodigy whose true passion is song & dance but feels pressured to hoop by socionormative standards and outside factors such as his father’s legacy- but I’m not not saying that
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@JaredWeissNBA
technically all boots are walking boots so this could mean anything. What’s a boot made for if not walking
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the Jeremy Renner app offers in-app purchases where you buy stars that apparently don’t do anything besides show that you have stars
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You won't have to pay Rocko that much if you put out trash for your next 2 albums
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Al Horford plans to sign a four-year, $113M deal with the Boston Celtics, league sources tells
@TheVertical
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wired: if we all go see Uncle Drew three times Kyrie will get huge money on the backend, a sequel will get greenlit, and he may be willing to take a slight pay cut next summer.
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The Celtics are undefeated in games where Gordon Hayward doesn’t break his leg. Dynasty.
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Bill Simmons has watched like 5 Celtics games this year and genuinely suggested the Celts should’ve traded Smart AND a 1st for Tyreke Evans, but def check out his new column lol totally do that
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all this and TNT still bumped the game (probably his final game, period) in favor of the Celtics resting their top-7 guys vs the tanking Wizards. You love to see it.
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stop disrespecting NBA champion and 4x all-star Rajon Rondo
Ben Simmons in the most important game of his career so far:
1 Point
7 Assists
5 Rebounds
5 Turnovers
0-4 Shooting
-23 Plus/Minus
Sixers lost 108-103
Just a tall Rajon Rondo
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folks on here were ROASTING Kawhi & PG after game 5......I haven’t seen a mob come for a Leonard and George in California like that since Of Mice And Men!
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we’re really celebrating Tommy Wiseau and Tonya Harding in the year 2018 lmao
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friendly reminder that while Boston is an extremely racist city the white ppl who will bring that up the next few weeks don’t actually care about making the city better for black people. They’re just mad their teams always lose to the Pats and Celtics.
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Robert Pattinson quietly becoming one of my favorites. Has done some great work post-Twilight. Excites to see him in THE LOST CITY OF Z
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yea I’m a sore winner. The legacy of Hinkie and his “process” is that it did more to help the Celtics than it ever did the Sixers. LeBron is leaving the Lakers who have no draft capital and are too broke to even pry away a college coach.
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the RiffsMan, who invented half of these bitches on celtics twitter
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