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My first day in SA school was so embarrassing. Reason being I didn't know about roll on. I have seen a lot of people say Zimbos don't bath, usually the case is that people especially those from poorer backgrounds don't know about roll on and it's importancce. So hence they smell
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2010 - O level
2011- didn't go to school
2013- finished matric
2014- didn't go to uni due to funding and study permit issues. I was told it was nearly impossible but yeah God made the way
2015- started uni
2017- Actuarial degree
2018 - Hons Stats Degree
#MakeEducationFashionable
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Lerato with the pumps is the one they go to when everything else is crumbling because she's most likely the one genuine friend. She's not in their life to fit in but because she genuinely likes and wants what's best for them and is happy with herself. She's not competition.
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Honestly, there was no need to tag SAICA with regards to the tweet that Phume made. She was wrong yes on her Woolies tweet but attempting to have people face disciplinary from their professional bodies over such is not on.
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Lerato with the pumps would probably be called at 3am when shit goes south and is asked either to drive there or Uber them home. Lerato with the pumps will do it because she likes them and she is a real friend.
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@MbauReloaded
If we lived in a society that favors women over men, majority of the world leaders would be women, executives would also be women, but no, women are not and tend to earn the least and at times not simply because they're not qualified enough, but because they're not favored.
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As a senior within a work place, when you get junior staff, especially graduates, please allow them to learn. What is basic to you could be hugely overwhelming to them. So don't ridicule them when they can't understand what you consider basic.
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Please let's not tell learners that their distinctions don't matter because they do, they worked very hard for them and should be celebrated.
Minimizing their work and advising them to work hard at uni despite their success at school are two different things
#MatricResults2019
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And for many, roll on or any sort of perfume is viewed as a luxury not a necessity. It's a different view to SA where roll on is a necessity
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So it's not that they don't bath, but thing is they actually don't know about roll on and have never had to use it in their lives probably because it wasn't a necessity or widely bought then. So the people just believe bathing is enough and roll on isn't necessary.
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So guys, we do bath, we're very close friends with water but unfortunately quite a number aren't enlightened around use of roll on.
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Well, looks like the prediction was just about right.
#COVID19
Statistics in SA as at 06 January .
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Many people who work in big cities are up at 3am to only arrive at work at 7.30am. Some walk for kms everyday from their drop off to work place. They get back home late at 8 or 9pm.. Yah no, I don't see any laziness hey. People who feed this narrative live comfortable lives.
I was on TV recently talking poverty in South Africa - and the host of the show asked me a very important question. It went like this: Phumlani, are we a lazy nation?
It was a powerful question. Are people of South Africa lazy?
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One of the most wonderful things Cassper has ever written on this app. Dankie grootman 👊🏾👌🏾
Here's some advice from someone who's filled up The Dome and successfully crowd surfed geh. Unga'bhekeli Abantu phansi! Ska nyatsa batho laaitie. You can get life changing financial advice from a gardner who's never owed a car or a house. Success or money doesn't quantify wisdom.
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During that first day, people made comments on class that I smelled. I didn't understand why because I had bathed and all.. But then someone told me to buy roll on in class..
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some students and lecturers when they want classes canceled and tests postponed for a rugby match or a musical festival
vs
When the uni cancels classes to focus on GBV, femicide and fees must fall matters at the request of majority of student body.
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Add the fact that a lot of these guys do manual labour which leads to sweat and often walk distances. Then you have quite a terrible mix.
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Might I add that I had seen lots of adverts before then of roll on, but it was something my mind just didn't register or see as of importance. So it took someone actually telling me to buy roll on and classmates making smell gestures to actually go buy it and start using it.
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@GuguHlengane
@pamela_mtanga
The fact that this person knows your name is the worrying bit. Probably they got your number from somewhere, maybe someone you know and they are trying to trap you to accept the offer.. Or it could be a genuine request but how they got your number, that is the worrying bit
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@MbauReloaded
And no men didn't succeed then because they simply had to and women didn't have to, they did mostly because women were not allowed to due to the barriers placed there by men.
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My high school teacher paid for my medical aid fees for four years. She also paid 6k for my registration fees.
2 strangers, one paid for my visa fees and travelling expenses, the other paid for the registration and a decent portion of the fees.
What is the kindest thing someone has ever done for you?
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And when
#MenAreTrash
trends and discussions on patriarchy and toxic masculinity come into the fold, people catch feelings yet they laugh at the very things that advance the toxic masculinity.
This is exactly how you groom a young boy to be rapist, a killer, abuser etc
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How do you fix race based inequality without applying race based policies?
How do you fix gender based inequality without applying gender based policies?
Also notice how black women sit in both categories, which means well..you know.. Bottom.
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on that Somizi show saga, I bring you back again to these words that
@phethani4
so often repeats, "Class struggles in Africa." If that proposal was done by someone of the same social class, the outcome would have at most been different.
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@gwele_zola
@MbuyiseniNdlozi
Not always. Sometimes people have allergies that cause runny nose. Sometimes cold air could cause a runny nose when someone doesn't have flue.
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@ErnestB_
@Jeff_hound
@LeeLivesOn
@Rato_K
@Trevornoah
But it's different with Trump because his audience follows the American politics and understand the full context but they don't follow SA's. What Trevor did there is propaganda.
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@Leuba_Ramakadi
@AdvoBarryRoux
But were they good together? Sometimes people look good together but behind closed doors, the relationship is very toxic.
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@Kolie_Yola
Yeah it's because either people don't know about roll on at all or they couldn't afford it or have it as a necessity in their lives. I only knew about roll on and started using it when I was 17
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Investing R200k with a stranger is wild especially given the huge number of investment platforms around.
SCAMMER ALERT 🚨
This gent scammed my mate and she doesn’t know what to do 😩🥺
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FASSA, CERA, CFA, FRM, CAIA .. 🔥🔥 .. dude wrote most of the exams at the very same time.. that’s insane ..
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Someone please balance me
Why did Bushiri's followers start whistling and 'celebrating' when he said there are people the virus is targeting? Like what was so interesting that was said there that needed an applause? 🤔
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So you don't believe in equal rights for women and men? Like equality of wages, voting rights, etc?
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He is resigning because he doesn't think he is an ideal manager given his personality. He says he is not into socializing and would rather spend his time reading, and daydreaming about ideas. He will stay within the company and take on a new role. Love how that was omitted.
TikTok boss, Zhang Yiming has resigned at age 38 with a net worth of $44billion to spend his time "reading and daydreaming"
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@hlovo_m
@blaisebula_
@RonaldMiyambo
A lot of women tend to actually get killed by people they know, their loved ones in particular.
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@dzuugirl
@sindivanzyl
The way the classmates went about it initially was hurtful. They came to me then all of a sudden they were leaving and some make gestures of smell and stuff. It was one girl though who came to me and told me nicely to buy roll on. And I went and bought it after school.
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Got my results for my last board exam today and it was a pass. That’s 9 passes in a row. What an incredible journey this has been. Y’all won’t get to see me write tweets complaining about my exams and studying. It’s been painful but it’s glorious in the end. Onto FASSA now…
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I have seen the saying that there are no enough public places to urinate. Yeah I get that but why is it that one hardly ever sees a woman urinating in public? Where do they find places to urinate that we men can't find?
I think Public Urination should be punishable. There should be a penalty for people like this guy maan😏
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Go to class
Go to class
Go to class
I can’t repeat this enough. Don’t do it as a tickbox but actively participate. Not going to class is the best recipe for failure.
Study regularly, exercise, make good friends, eat well (if you can) and have some fun. Balance is important.
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Your ancestors are willing to kill you or mess up your life because you didn’t accept a calling sounds a bit extreme.. like where’s the love?
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@MbauReloaded
We could jump further and draw parallels when it comes to race and success. You can't come today and say white people are more successful in SA because they've to succeed, nope. Everyone wants to succeed but the system didn't allow black people to succeed.
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@MbauReloaded
And to end, just because men feel pressure to succeed because of the historical societal structure shaped by fellow men doesn't mean gender inequality doesn't exist. It doesn't mean barriers to entry for women didn't exist or still don't exist.
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A fun fact: My grandfather does not eat meat slaughtered by anyone except himself. Often when he visits, we buy him a chicken or a sheep and he slaughters himself. When he got arrested, he spent 3 years in jail without eating meat. He survived on pap and water/veggies.
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scoring the highest out of more than 300 students for the life insurance principles exam.. I outdid myself there.. incredible stuff 🤌🏽🤌🏽
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So that instead of next time people laughing at someone with smelly armpits, they can actually educate that person on usage of roll on. I have also realized this experience is not unique to only Zimbos. Even you as a Zimbo who was privileged enough to know, you can educate others
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Someone once said foreign nationals employed in SA don't pay tax.... I realized a lot of people have little understanding of law when it comes to immigrants.
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@MbauReloaded
Furthermore, majority of black women in SA don't have a choice to not succeed. The marry a rich husband is a rare occurrence because most of the potentials are not rich either. So they have to do their best to be successful.
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Today the father of one of the boys I have been mentoring since first year contacted me and told me his boy is graduating and he is grateful for the mentoring I have provided his son. Boy got 74% average
It is the first time a parent ever contacted me about their kid.
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So now you are going to parade their financial status on the streets, it's now about them as the parents not the school, not the teachers or the camp organizers? An editor really allowed this to be published? Yey this is the absolute worst piece of journalism.
The boy's father had borrowed R800 to pay for the orientation camp
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This is also a very important point here.
@Yuesie
My 2 cents, i think Zimbabweans we know a lot about deodorant sprays, perfumes and we apply them diligently but somewhere along the line the rollon memo got lost in the mail.
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@10GEE_Khumi
@Ms_ZamaNdlovu
@Julius_S_Malema
It is deep. Joking and throwing jibes about people's addiction issues is no joke. He's just a distasteful person for that.
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If you can do something to avoid getting covid, even mild one, do it. The symptoms of course are quite bad but you know what sucks more? The impacts it continues to have on your body weeks after recovery.
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Seems like a number of their stores have been doing this. Saw in a number of posts people complained about increased prices. Spar is yet to issue a public statement on how they have dealt with these shop owners.
What’s going on ? Pre Covid this orange juice sold for R29.99. Before 2 April R39.99. Yesterday R47.99. Excessive pricing?
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isn't it fascinating how when students with top marks are out here begging for uni fees, nothing is ever done or they struggle to get help, but when it comes to arrest of Guptas, millions are easily raised in such a short time by private individuals?
#Guptas
#DuduzaneZuma
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Can we talk about how exclusionary it is for the universities to block students from accessing their academic record and then say that employers or bursaries must request them? The student is competing against others, why would the HR take on extra admin to request the results?
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Been asked a few questions about actuarial sciences. I realize it's not that well known as to what's in the field, what Actuaries do and the routes to becoming an actuary. So I am going to put some info here. Other people in Actuarial can also add.. A thread:
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That's because a pandemic similar to this one has happened before. So it's based on the past and anyone can hypothesize this type of scenario too.
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Kids get to grade 12 and they do not even know that courses such as data sciences exist. A lot of career guidance needs to be really done in the kasi and rural schools.
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It ended in FASSA.. looking back, it feels crazy that we are here in such a ‘short’ period of time but here we are and we are grateful ..
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@tarirokamuti
I also grew up in rural zim, majority of those I grew up with never used roll on. I moved to town and at that school, majority of students did not use roll on either. So there was never someone looking at you weird because you haven't used roll on.
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A video to brighten up your Sunday.. Video by afrobysara on Instagram.
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Sometimes I think about the hundreds of lives that have been lost in that Limpopo River, in the Kruger national park, some of them kids and the Zim gvt showed very little remorse. Some of their families never got to see their bodies or say goodbye
#ZimbabweanLivesMatter
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@S11E11B11A
But can someone who didn’t do law read a peer reviewed study on law at the same level as you and understand it the same way and level as you do 🤔? Especially given such stuff is often riddled with jargon?
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I believe in witchcraft and the existence of dark powers etc. My grandfather is a n'anga (traditional healer) and the things I have seen with my own eyes ,heard and experience made me believe. However, at times people want to use
#witchcraft
to run away from taking responsibility
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Important (Tuks Twitter mainly)
This is mostly for first years. Academic exclusions are usually put on the up portal during this period. Please go check especially if you failed or deregistered a lot of modules. Try to appeal as soon as possible and get your supporting docs.
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Before you pay for an excel course especially for the basic skills, use YouTube. You'll find almost everything there for basic excel. And it's easy to follow and learn. I'd recommend you follow the steps with your excel open. This allows you to learn much quicker.
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I don't believe it's necessarily the sex that gets you feeling attached to someone but rather spending time with them, the constant chatting and stuff. You can get attached to someone, build a connection with them without even being intimate.
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Got this from LinkedIn. I believe this might greatly help job seekers trying to draft a cover letter
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This is going to be a very difficult year for first year students especially poor students. They're at home, no laptop, a number of them have no decent smartphones either and their lecturers are out there asking them to do assignments via word, PowerPoint etc.. It's a mess
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My dad has done things for me that my biological father would never attempt to and he earns way less than my biological father. So yes, they can definitely love their kids unconditionally.
Can a step parent legit have unconditional love for the step child as they would their own child, I doubt it but I could be wrong.
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@trevorchiks
@Lambo_Th
Most likely not drinking as much as they would have if they had an unlimited supply of alcohol. Problem is not just the drinking, it is the abuse of alcohol that people indulge in. Often leads to people being violent, getting into accidents etc.
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People probably dragging the lad because he's getting too many likes on his posts... You can stay away from fights on Twitter and people would still find a way to be jealous and unnecessarily drag you.
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Just to add to this: Other Zimbos know/knew about roll on of course, we come from different walks of life and livelihoods there vary a lot. This thread was about my experiences and those with similar experiences with the goal of enlightening others...
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I am not a big fan of a curriculum that is so heavy on assessments especially at primary and secondary level. It takes away the time needed to actually learn. Focus then becomes marks oriented rather than being learning oriented.
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@sindivanzyl
It's obvious that individual was attacking Dr Sindi because she was born in Zim and also because she is married to a white man. It has nothing to do with the tweet but rather just hate.
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Academic exclusion is real, people do get kicked out of university for not performing well.
You get robbed? Open a case, something terrible happens? Keep proof of it. You go see a psychologist? Keep proof of it. You never know when you might need any of these.
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Twice (different schools), I was told that I would drop the pass rate of the school, so they didn't want me in, twice I came out the best student at the school in national exams. Don't listen to people who don't believe in your abilities when they hardly even know you.
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During the 2008 xenophobic attacks, around 23 of the 60 or so killed were actually SAn citizens mistaken to be foreign because well, skin colour and language.
Also ⬇️
Some of y’all are way too dark skinned to be talking about undocumented immigrants.
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2 weeks ago, I received a call from a guy telling me that he is the bf of my 2.5 yr gf. Yesterday I found out that the guy who called me was not the other bf, but someone used to act as one. They used my friend's mom's phone. The actual other bf doesn't know. My life issa movie
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This
#NicholasNinow
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How often have we seen journos go to the black family or community of a convicted rapist or killer to find out his background? It's almost as if they make it like crime committed by a white person is an exception
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I will say this again
A sharp grade 7 pupil under Cambridge or Zimsec syllabus can probably pass that Maths Lit matric paper 😒.. A decent form 2 kid will definitely pass it quite easily.
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Yeah if you’re studying actuarial sciences and want to qualify, this is very bad advice. That salary difference between you with less and the ones with more exemptions will have you in pains..
In general, for all students, get your distinctions, they actually matter, a lot.
Just pass your course. Even if you scrape through with 50's. Distinctions mean nothing in the real world
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@ErnestB_
@Jeff_hound
@LeeLivesOn
@Rato_K
@Trevornoah
That show is mainly for Americans and they understand the context of that. The white genocide issue is being spread by right wing groups to America and Europe, most of them don't understand the context, and Julius is giving those right wing groups ammunition.
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@polankosinathi
@SizweDhlomo
I thought people would learn after this Bianca saga. You're currently a student, soon you'll be looking for a job. Don't be reckless for likes.
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@jfk9000
@micmoa
@MmusiMaimane
@Our_DA
No no and no, this is a lie. Imagine Mark Zuckerberg had been some kid in one of the many poor areas in SA, even with ideas, he'd have needed money. Research has shown time and time again that those who come from better families financially are more likely to succeed.
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