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sounds deep but is actually pretty dumb tbh.

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@YouKnowImChewie
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@AuronMacintyre Sitting here with 4 gen Zers and each one groaned audibly. I said "We voted against this."
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@YouKnowImChewie
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The entire stadium singing "God Bless the USA" but for some reason, the NFL thought Kendrick Lamar was a good idea. Smh.
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@YouKnowImChewie
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@BonifaceOption I LITERALLY SAID THIS WHEN IT AIRED.
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For all of those mad at another crappy half-time show, here's the GOAT.
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@JDVance Should ask @tomgreenlive how that works...
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@BootleggedChad It's pure seratonin directed into my bloodstream.
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@danielsgoldman @JDVance No, it's not. It's lawfare. The Constitution is clear: the President has authority over the executive. The legislature has authority for oversight. The courts have authority over laws passed unconstitutionally. You need a Constitutional amendment to do what these judges are.
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Two things: 1) I don't really see Kanye posts unless someone else is reposting. Just ignore it, bro. 2) No one is actually going after Scott Presler from our team. It's ginned up controversy by fake right-wing influencers whose USAID funding just got cut.
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@Babygravy9 No, we don't. The PIRA was explicitly funded by the USSR and leftist American orgs. Billions of dollars over 50 years, specifically targeting the youth to be good little communists.
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@itsJohnRocker Baseball is 90% vibing with the boys. Football is 90% beating the shit out of someone. They both have their place, but baseball is positive af
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@AP Reminder: @AP literally worked with Hamas terrorists to help cause the destabilization of Gaza, Israel, and the Greater Levant.
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How not to sink a post:
@HowThingsWork_
HOW THINGS WORK
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Well this post isn't moving. 🫡
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It's the same reason leftist memes don't work but a doge bonking someone does. K.I.S.S. - Keep It Simple Stupid
@GramanhFolcwald
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People rediscovering that lower def video game graphics often had better and more memorable aesthetics is just another instance of people realizing what the essence of cartooning is. What boiling a visual down to its pure essence through process (and in the case of limited graphical capability, necessity) of elimination was. Creative and ingenious solutions to visual communications problems are bolstered through limitation, and those solutions are often timeless, brilliant and truthful.
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RED BADGE IF COURAGE LMFAO YOU LOSER
@MarkSZaidEsq
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1/My statement on learning through news reports that my #securityclearance has just been revoked.
Tweet media one
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@crogers_htown @SouthwestAir @united The Capital One Venture card is the best for travel.
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@AdrianneCurry She grew up in one of the richest whitest areas of Dallas and only started speaking like that when she ran for Congress. She codeswitches to ghetto to appeal to blacks. She's not culturally ghetto. It's like wearing blackface.
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@XfinitySupport Since this is an anon account, I won't be doing that. Good luck though. Canceling srrvice as soon as possible.
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@PeteButtigieg It was never about eggs, pete. Tick. Tock.
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