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@lporiginalg The title “super model” is thrown around pretty flippantly these days!
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@ThebestFigen This looks Fake AF. Like removing fake hair by an unskilled hairdresser Guy also looks like an actor for late night tv🤣🤣
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@lporiginalg virginity is a social construct 🪄👶🤣
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@lporiginalg I don’t know about you but I’m willing to go to jail for a good steak.
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@UnusualVideos For a minute that customer was ready to John wick that office. 🫨😎
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@WeedPorns When you’ve rolled a million you can do it in your sleep. I bet I’ve rolled the end of my sheets as a joint. Called sleep rolling. Just wish smoking in a dream let you wake up high.
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@UnusualVideos A mini explosion
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@WeedPorns When u eat them all.
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@lporiginalg Remember this ladies when your girlfriends tell you you’re everything a man should want. 🤯🫨🤣
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@lporiginalg We hang with you for a good time. Not a long time.
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@FAFO_TV Imagine getting hit so hard from a bike coming out of the sky that your cloths come flying off 💀😵🤣
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@fasc1nate Hard with low fi grainy photo but I think I see it.
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@s8n Such a nice cat. Mine yells at me to feed it as soon as the sun shines. No snuggles He’s worse then an alarm cause I have to get up and walk to turn it off 🤣
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@HowThingsWork_ This guy would make the rapunzel story end real quick 🤣
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@lporiginalg If you caught a whiff of them indoors it would haunt you for life! 😱
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@StrangestMedia No balls hurt only the fupa was impacted 😱🤣🤣🤣
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@stillgray Captain pedo The worst avenger
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@TheFigen_ This is a fake ass train 🤣🤣 It’s a studio room with actors and extras 🤣🤣👍
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@lporiginalg If it was my daughter The only thing she created was her dad a homicide suspect That’s if any evidence is left behind 🫨😱🤯
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@s8n Road trip to Canada 😎🤣🤣
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@UnusualVideos It's already too late. RIP 😆💀
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@Quipple @lporiginalg About to say the same thing. It just seems so fake. Some folks need some side income during this Hollywood strike. 🤣👍
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@iluminatibot The only embrace I’ll be giving NO TAP
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@s8n Kick start my heart by Motley Crue
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@WeedPorns This would be my first flash mob grab and dash with the boys if I’d seen this. They wouldn’t be able to catch us all and even if only one got away it be worth it. 😎🤣🤣
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@WeedPorns I’m smoke a joint there and make everyone smell like weed and give the servers the shift off. Not all super hero’s wear capes
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@Rainmaker1973 They are the cutest most adorable Genocidal creatures on earth.
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@s8n How could you not ?? I’d have done the same He’s too cool 😎👍
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@ThebestFigen This is some sound financial advise. Just hide from the temptation 👍
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@rickygervais Love my cats coffee and thumbs. Already lost my grandparents so I don’t feel guilty 🤣
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@FAFO_TV Her friend need to learn to catch. Get under and try harder next time! Get back and do it again 🤣🤣👍
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My first four @danger_valley ducks. Already staked em. I’m long term diamond holder now 💎💎. Let me know who my fellow ducks are so I can follow the flock 👍👍🦆🤘
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@HowThingsWork_ Thank the engineer who designed that glass and the ones who installed it properly. I wouldn't fell comfortable with my little one standing there 🐯😆😆
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@lporiginalg Well Now, You've peaked my interest 👀😍
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@FAFO_TV Poor countries G-Force accelerator to test their future pilots. You think that’s bad you should see their aircraft’s 🤣🤣🤣
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@lporiginalg Scary and sad if true. Hope they beat it. Unfortunately many YouTube influencers say anything for views. Confirming evidence would definitely raise alarm bells.
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@budweiserusa Thanks for paying twitter for the ad, (didn't watch) I'm just here for Pure Entertainment 🤣
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@POTUS Thanks for sharing this Mr. Peters
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@lporiginalg Wow these lawyers are quick! Oh wait they’re sharks 🤣😎🤣
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@lporiginalg Well that seems rather hypocritical!
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@WeedPorns I heard micro dosing is therapeutic 😎👍🔥
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@LibertyCappy I present to you the electric mosquito zapper. Works on both real and modified blood suckers Fun to use too 🤣👍⚡️
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@TheFigen_ My grandma would knit him some pjs That poor thing looks freaky and cold.
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@FAFO_TV Luckily I know what she’s doing too Finding out by F’ing around ! 🤣🤣🤣
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@lporiginalg Makes me wonder what other activities are they trying to get religious protections for.
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@WeedPorns Can I get a hybrid of time travel with invisibility? I don’t wanna be seen by past me stealing my past weed 😵🤣🤣
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@WeedPorns Definitely snip 👍
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@Timcast They didn’t get my man Stubbs 💪 He’s a Legend 🔥🔥 Stay away racist
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@StrangestMedia They really must train you for every situation in Walmart nowadays 🤣😱🤯
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@lporiginalg Guy who hot beds and respects boundaries 👍🤣
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@lporiginalg Identifies as good boy and just wants the right to chase squirrels 🐿️ Will vote for any candidate that rubs belly.
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@AMAZlNGNATURE When you over do it at the all you can eat buffet and your card is declined 🤣🤣🤣
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@1000waystod1e Bro activated his famous pool move and forgot to use his new parkour banger. 🤷‍♂️😬🤣
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@WatcherGuru Old bankers googling how to crypto:
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@Alphafox78 💰Could make Bank 💰
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@Timcast Google reading your feed right now like …
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@NoCapFights With no consequences they believe there’s no reason not too. Like if you could jump off a cliff and it wouldn’t hurt or damage you, ya might jump a few times and see how it feels.
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@SteveMartinToGo Very nice ! Making us happy dance on a Monday.
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@engineers_feed During normal daytime hrs. E-5 Middle of the night half asleep that cat gonna drown in piss
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@s8n I like this concept 👍 My bullet song would be that Sarah Mclachlan song on the animal shelter commercial It’s so bad it probably takes months off my life every time it hits me. “In the arms of an angel” 🤢🤮🤣
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@FAFO_TV Captain tight cheeks over here 🤣
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@s8n Why my brain automatically use the character voices when I read this? Like some evil magic going on 😈🤣🤣
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@UnusualVideos Oh my god that is so creepy Is it though 🤯🫨🤣
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@NoContextHumans Wait till he walks away 🫨
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@lporiginalg He’s competing for the virtue signaling Olympics. And I think he might be in the lead.
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@WeedPorns Oops I did it again 🤣🫨🤣
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@Risemelbourne The cops that blocked your escape from the fires now block your access to aid. Just following orders.
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@ewarren Judges were never the problem. It’s congress and the senate. Stop projecting
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@lporiginalg A pool boy could get a lot of action at this house. 😎🤣
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@iluminatibot Is this a result of Government waste Or Big pharma lobby 🤣🙃
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And I thought the original was creepy ! 👀😱
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Georgia Grand Juror Exposed...
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@s8n Well played kid He’s gonna go far if he keeps it up. Talk shows streaming Merch The future is bright 🤣🤣✌️
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@StrangestMedia The power of Christ compels you! 🤣🤣🤣
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@Baddaytowork @UnusualVideos I think this deserves jail time in some countries 😬😱🤣
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@KanekoaTheGreat @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr Did the judge get this numbers from chat GPT??
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@TheFigen_ It probably thought they were running from danger and didn’t want to stick around and find out what it was. 🤣🤣
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@lporiginalg They must have read her insta DM’s They probably had a good reason and want to hear their story before I judge 🤣🤣🤣
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@Alphafox78 A medieval titty-twister devise.
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@WeedPorns yes , but just don't step in any puddles. 👍😆😎
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@elonmusk @stillgray Makes me want to buy a Tesla. 👍 This looks HOT. Is this available yet?
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@Casey @FedEx is the absolute worst. They’ve never successfully delivered anything for my business. Either broken partial missing or completely missing.
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@NoCapFights Bro went from hi fella to let’s fight instantly 🤣🤣🤣
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@StrangestMedia Shook 🤯😵🫨
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@lporiginalg She probably got paid the least of all the lead actors too 🤣🤣
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@ThebestFigen I’m just as shocked as this cat For real how’d he do that? 🤷‍♂️😎🤷‍♂️
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@catturd2 Looks like he needs to take a vacation. Poor guys over worked.
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@ThebestFigen Me taking a wiz up stream🤣
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@JackPosobiec Didn’t see the swat team video drop yet? Should be a banger ! 🙃
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@CitizenFreePres First time I’ve ever seen a protester get arrested in New York.
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@PicturesFoIder Where are the community notes when we need them for important posts like this?? I wanna talk to the manager!
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@s8n That cat would be an important Easter egg in a video game. Or the beginning of an interesting side quest. 🤣
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@HowThingsWork_ This looks like a lot of work for a decorated crawl space to nowhere. watching this with that crappy piano music was a lot of work too Guess we both have nothing to show for our work 🤣🤣🤣
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@s8n Some answers. Like what is the plan down here ?? 🤷‍♂️🤯🤣
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@s8n We all know who was driving that ice cream truck
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@GeniusPothead How much though 💰🤣
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@ewarren 👎I will donate to every crypto friendly democrat that will run against you. 💰💰
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