Whoodle Dad (METS + Bills LOVER 42069)
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I don’t think a single piece of band merchandise ever had the death grip on the music scene that this hoodie did
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@1399eth
@BallsackSports
My guy just said Clint Capela is a better basketball player than LeBron
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My teacher used an ITYSL gif for a slide, so after class I asked if he watches the show.
He literally just looked at me and said “ why don’t you ask my dangerous nights crew?”
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@pat_nieves4
My mom deadass said to me this morning
“We gotta be careful, some kid in a St Johns jersey is stealing from mailboxes”
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Today my brother Frankie lost his battle with drug addiction. The last 15 years of my life I tried to be there for my brother to try and help him through this. The only solace I can find in this darkness is that my brother finally can find peace. I love you Frankie. I always have
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@FeelLikeDrew
He promoted anti semetism. Not defending Ja cause what he did is obviously way worse considering there was a legitimate crime but please dont pretend like obviously they didn’t pick Kyrie cause of what the movie was about
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My friend deadass just pulls up at the space and is like “check the new ink dude”
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If youre mad at Sydney Sweeney for having a republican dad then you must not have many friends who are from the suburbs.
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If you have no idea what I’m talking about then please stop pretending that you went to shows in the early 2010s
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Theres a difference between wanting pizza and wanting Dominos and society needs to acknowledge that.
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Being in a band on Long Island mostly consists of meeting a bunch of guys named Ryan or Matt and theyre all in bands with too long names.
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No thank you. I dont wanna die for oil.
Hey you cry baby’s and snowflakes burning our country down ..
Listen up ...
These boys have a messsge for you ...
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@Bradkappler2
@JJWatt
Even before this season hes coming off 2 10+ sack seasons. You literally have no idea what youre talking about
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I miss Trevor Moore so much that im gonna get this tattooed
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Happy Birthday Dad.
I miss you so much.
Everyday I am reminded there arent many people with the same drive compassion and humor as you.
I love you dad rest easy.
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Losing my dad today was the hardest thing ive ever dealt with. Its not over yet and im still grieving but i really appreciate the kind words and calls ive been getting all day.
Nothing will ever bring him back but I know I have a strong family and amazing friends who have my back
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People who are defending Dane Cook marrying a 23 year whom he met when she was 17 are probably also pedophiles
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A cop pulled me over because he saw me smoking a joint while driving so I told him it was CBD he called me a pussy shot my tire and left
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I love weed but i hate poor people.
“I’m socially liberal but fiscally conservative”
What do you think when you hear that?
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@AltHistCody
“A powerful leader we all know who”
Some guy in Floridas just nervously looking around the room
“Haha yeah guys China..”
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@BarryOnHere
That is definitely music you listen to at two in the morning while your wife is getting plowed by her boyfriend
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Schlubby sports bf and hot goth gf
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This is my favorite person. Dont ever forget it!
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@JJ_McCullough
“Haha you LIBERAL PLEBS NEED FACTS? HAHA IM GOIN ON VIBES BABY IM ALL VIBES. GOD OF VIBES”- Republicans
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My girl smokes weed. Shes my Kush Babe.
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Jake Cohen age 27 after recieving his 3rd vaccine boost.
He is completely incapable of working, he cant smoke anymore, he cant even enjoy a crisp refreshing can of Coke anymore.
This vaccine has destroyed too many lives to count
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Which area in Italy is your family from, sativa or indica?
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Remember when the joke was i was Anne Frank reincarnated?
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@jpolly22
You make me dislike the Winnepeg Jets. Like everytime they fail im just happy because i dislike you so much
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Making music in the 50s mustve been fun. You could just write songs about “rockin the whole town” and people were just like “fuck yeah this guys a fuckin maniac”
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Shout out to Felicia for being the best gf ever.
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I needed photo proof of my basement era
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My dad was a Mets fan and my Uncle Steve totally owns them so this year....
#LGM
Hopefully they make you proud this year Dad.
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Cant believe im a homeowner at only 26. Lifes really looking up. Never stop grinding.
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To the blue lives matter folks with the Punisher logo on the back of their trucks. You know he kills...like an absurd amount of cops right?
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Not calling out anyone specifically but do not be nice to my face and then be rude to my girlfriend.
We’ve been dating for six years and hopefully we’re going to get married so I would appreciate if people extended her the same respect you give me.
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3 years without you dad and it still feels like it happened yesterday. Just grateful i got to spend my first 25 years with you.
I miss you more than anything in the world.
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I cant wait to stand in the back of AMH again and smoke my pen.
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My beautiful lady made me so proud last night
Shes such a gifted performer and im so blessed to have such an amazing person in my life❤️
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The last thing my dad said to me was “I love you, Go Bills”
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Getting ready for a wedding today.
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Happy birthday to my brother Frankie. Miss you everyday.❤️ gonna smoke a fat one for you today.
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Its so fucking funny how much I see nurses quitting because their unvaccinated. Like you’re supposed to be a medical professional. I literally wouldnt want you to help me if youre an unvaccinated medical professional.
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@BriPotter05
@cursedhive
Yo if you get a tattoo of someone elses domestic abuse trial youre the most tone deaf fucking person on earth
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Just crying in my car thinking about how amazing of a person my dad was. He wasnt perfect but my dad would do anything for the people he cared about. He kept in contact with people hes met because he understood how important friends are. I think thats something I got from him.
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My brother would’ve been 32 today. I miss you every day Frankie. Rest in peace. I will always love you.
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This is what I mean when I say “ill try my best”
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U don’t know someone till Uve seen what their vibe was in 2016
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This year at Thanksgiving I am thankful for kush and puss.
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I like when dudes DM my gf telling her to date a real man. Like bro she likes me because im a lesbian get with the times.
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Tanner Park with the drone is p tight.
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Its really weird that when your parent dies everyone just comes to your house with trays of baked ziti.
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@TwitchWithTerp
@begonia_rudy
@acnewsitics
Anyone denying what you’re saying has never driven in the rural south for over an hour
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I got a custom Xbox controller for my pc and its fucking adorable
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“Are you from Nassau or Suffolk?”
Me: a secret third thing.
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Kirkland is a cool company because they make jeans and mixed nuts.
What versatility
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I wish I could have helped you more.
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@raejoestar
@Bulbagarden
Apparently, nobody knows what a glaive is. As in glaive rush, his signature attack that nobody else has.
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Dont tell my mom were getting twisted.
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In honor of Rivers Cuomos birthday I just wanna remind people I have objectively the worst Weezer tattoo ever.
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If youre over 20 and you exclusively listen to pop punk I think you need to take a long deep look in the mirror.
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My neighbor was anti semetic and he died a few years ago so today I decided to put Tonys dog shit on his lawn. I hope his insane Nazi wife finds it.
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I just love this picture of us. ❤️❤️
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Darth Maul passes you the boof. Do you accept?
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This is relatively well on TikTok so now Twitter needs to see.
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New nephew reveal.
Jonathan Jeffrey LeClair.
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Everyone in my family makes fun of my uncle for growing weed but I’ve smoked that shit and it’s gas
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Happy Birthday Dad.
Figured id show people where I got my hair from. I miss you.
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I dead ass just saw a lady in her Tesla sniffing Coke off the dashboard
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This shitty kid I went to high school with became a shitty soundcloud rapper and his song starts out “i look at the process of life, like the process of rolling a blunt” and I literally haven’t stopped making fun of it since i heard that.
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Being pansexual doesnt mean im attracted to pans. It means I have sex with them.
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