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All this shit is made up anyway … I’m starting my 4th life as you read this ☺️

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I know men and he’s definitely gonna break up with her cause in his mind she’s crazy now …
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Ryu Jun Yeol Hides His Face On Return From Hawaii Without Han So Hee Amid Dating Scandal
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@xoxo_taj_BOSS @SKTV_ Crazy part is this man driving the truck could have potentially lost his job and some more shit and him driving the way he did prevented them from going off that cliff … this ain’t the flex she thought it was
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What’s crazy as fuck is that man tested negative for drugs in like 3 rounds of investigation and they still was not letting up. And it was only marijuana and sleeping pills and he swore he didn’t know what he was taking. But all that aside none of that shit was worth his life
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‘Parasite’ actor Lee Sun-Kyun has died at the age of 48 in an apparent suicide.
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@shaTIRED She proves to the world that what you identify as on the outside is of little consequence as long as you remain a racist bigot on the inside
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@Fiyasohollywood As a oncology nurse and cancer survivor this is true
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@XavierDLeau A black super natural movie centered around da yts and making them comfortable with a interracial love story 😐 KEEP IT !!
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@outrosceneryy And then hobi “but I can’t do this without my jinnie” 🥹 … Jin was like 🙄😂
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He’s probably silent cause he knew both of y’all were dead ass wrong and now you’ve drawn attention to it … only person I feel bad for is Hyeri … we would have never knew they were sneaking and linking until Han Sohee inserted herself being petty 🥴
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Han Sohee calls out Ryu Junyeol's silence on her situation with Hyeri and him in now deleted Instagram post: “I'm also frustrated because one of the parties involved is staying silent.”
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@CatwalkDarling @EvrythingYaya At all !!! I woulda been at home chillin by now like “I wonder what them people kids doing” 😂😂
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@bayleuf7 @420JOON @squishyjeon_ Yes basically saying “y’all nasty and I shouldn’t have to explain why” 🤣🤣🤣
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Ok so Kim Kardashian completely just lost me with the if Jeffree Star says he's sorry for being a racist then he's sorry rant
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@samar_sgm I would give it weeks … he looked miserable in those pictures
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@shaTIRED It shoulda have been Stephanie Hsu … they coulda left Jamie Lee Curtis out the whole movie and I would have been ok with it
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@jinkookIy @sircumplz Why he looking like Jungkook when he held that dead fish up that time 😂
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@PUTHYGAMES You could rob me with a bed bug I’m not even kidding
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@joon_lovebot It’s a family and friends event. They all come to see you off.
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@BeeNasty_ Jujutsu Kaisen new season specifically cause me too 😂
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@snowducktan Jungkook Minimoni anti 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Boy been waiting his whole life for this moment 🤣🤣
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RAPPER TAE WITH HIS FABULOUS BEARD 🔥
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@miiriya1 @SKTV_ He definitely said “I mean they ugly but you gone wear them anyway” 🤣
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@NoGoodDrilla That Hawaiian Punch let me know this shit ain’t never getting cold
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@loverofleaders I knew immediately what they meant and now I’m pissed off
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I need a damn cigarette after that episode ... and I don’t even smoke 😂 #LovecraftCountry
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@mobyrancho When she said she never gets mad she was putting her into a false sense of security with her. And she kept saying “when your a addict you’ll do anything to get high” I knew she was gone inject her because she wanted her to get strung out to the point she was gone sell that 🐈
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@NoEmmeG Well according to one of the passengers who’s a sea expert he said by the time you know some shit went wrong it’s been fucked for quite sometime … so I honestly wouldn’t say shit I would have the bubble guts though
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@octobersoo This ain’t even JYP .. this YG but yeah same difference
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@joon_lovebot Also I feel like Jhope is one of those people that don’t outwardly express their dark emotions often so Jimin probably was caught off guard and touched
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@thisiskashmir That last sentence 🤣🤣🤣
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@DJKAZWAL I don’t really think anyone would miss me if I wasn’t here. I’m the filler friend or family member in every one’s life. I don’t feel like I’ve made any meaningful connection in my life with anyone
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@rafaelshimunov @yjkive It’s been worse Oscar moments including her pedi ex husband winning several 🙄
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@honsooI @yoongisqrd Him and Jimin 😂 just like it’ll be back next week
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@queend236 I’m an oncology nurse and men are terrifying even when they are dying … it’s truely astonishing I tell you that
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@lnbshr This was definitely phishing for a compliment but if I had that body every body woulda seen this dress 🤣
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@ARKIVE94 @namgipicbot Yes the fuck he did 🤣
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@dayofkaryn @diIfplomats I now totally understand why he was always the one in the soop planning and asking what are we doing now 🥺😂 my poor baby
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@ricky_polite @ivyparkspr I’m 34 and Yellow flipped the switch for me … I still cry like a baby when it hits my shuffle 🥺
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@ItzTyiesha I’ve watched the show from episode 1 never missed a episode and I’m on Kourtney’s side she used effective communication she addressed her problems with Kim and Kim proceeded to bring everyone else into her problems with Kourtney deflecting instead of facing them.
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@JussssPeachy 1) I thought that was just the carpet coloring 2) I know it smell crazy in there 3) I didn’t see this video going this way 4) just take the carpet up and sweep wtf
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@whooperjin Look hype boy is also my favorite song of theirs so I felt Taehyung on a spiritual level 😂
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@fairygkie It makes me so uncomfortable when they don’t kiss back like damn is he holding you against your will ??
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@poetastrologers I’m disassociating at the moment I’ll be back in a few months
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Ash problem solving skills are … questionable #Euphoria
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@kimayad_ @Stuntastic210 I just want to throw a fucking chair at her I swear to God 😩😩
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And keep in mind hephaestion was poisoned to throw Alexander off his shit cause they knew he would be devastated and more susceptible to also being poisoned … which is what they did
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@WrittenByHanna I feel like Parsi acted funny during that trial. Ion blame her
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I have watched this an unhealthy amount of times … it’s just that the hip thrust was so on beat I- 😢
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@model_type_bre @__tdx After having cancer and being completely bald … I’d much rather worry about the things I can control 😂 I assure you after that experience hair was the least of my worries
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@corsent My adopted mother said I was rhe best babu never really cried she got me at 2 months ... but she said her and my siblings held me alot and Ioved it. She said they probably lt never gave me a real chance to cry 🥹
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@stallseok Damn I can’t even get a subtitle for free no more ???
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@cixmeki @honeybeejimin It is mind blowing to me like they really be announcing a tour and the tickets going on sale the next day when the concert doesn’t start for months. That is diabolical to me and that dynamic pricing is extortion
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@Fantasticb0yage @itsKARY_ And the whole I want my kids to have the same parents excuse do really go cause he got kids with multiple bitches and they they siblings too 😂
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@kilinatorr “Go get my purse” got me dying
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@traptaro Me who was 18 in ‘07 and graduated high school that year
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@reezyyyyyyyyyy The 11 cats was what shocked tf outta me
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@brownandbella They prolly already called yahya or John Boyega … it’s over for him
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@Bengals_Queen22 @SaycheeseDGTL Got 3 random ass beans too 😐 wtf
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@kimseokjingifs @choi_bts2 @BTS_twt I know this is off topic but Suga has been wearing the fuck outta all black lately and with this blonde with the dark roots *chefs kiss* and Jin with these sandals and socks is killing me 🤣
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@thisiskashmir Ion know about that I think he really just wanna call Santana a slur and he gone get canceled … but it’s crazy because he never have a problem slurring black women and not getting canceled
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@REDSEASHAWTY You can literally get rhabdo where your muscles essentially eat them selves. Which can lead to organ failure
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@shaTIRED She deserved it for Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon if we being honest … I’m tired of 1st for POC anything in the year 2023
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Rue gone be Lexi only friend cause she prolly don’t remember half this shit 😂 #Euphoria
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@_dreadadon I love My people... the young boy who swam and instantly started swinging was Mt favorite part 👏
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@honeyscps And I KNOW they ordered it off line so they put thought into it ... he ain't even dark they crazy has hell
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@seokillua Definitely practiced at home
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@SheabuttrPapi How are there no fatalities but the suspect was in the house 😐 girl
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@MrMcCain I am Legend when he had to kill Sam his dog because she got bit trying to save him
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@joon_lovebot Coming from a fellow Sagittarius it’s really our love language. If we remember and randomly buy you something or food we really love you deep 🥹😂
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I had the biggest crush on him and still do 😂
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7 years ago today. Jung Hoseok in Hongkong for MAMA.
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@itsKARY_ Jonathan is a damn national treasure 😂😂😂 I love him
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@taesskates @baypsae It’s absolutely true that there’s some rappers that just happen to be idols and then there’s some idols that they made into rappers cause good god they really trying to force some of them into rap
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@ChristineFox No baby , I’m from VA they post every time she gets pregnant and have a new baby. Joe has like 9 kids and 5 of them are adults. The last 4 are by Myrna, she was 17 when she had the oldest boy
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@strwbrryoongii I woulda had a aneurysm trying not to laugh … the wig take off and the heavy breathing into the mic would have took me out 😂😂
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@ChymereA @Lexual__ @soulosophy Exactly his momma ain't ask you to ask about that randomly wtf
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This should been the music video 😂☺️
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@shyguyrm @btsdestny Somebody go tell Jungkook we still crying 😂
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@keyon Naur Gia needed to tag her ass sick of Rue shit 😂
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@anotherunperson Poodles are really the best dogs they want to live in your skin. Mine is currently being petted by my mom while staring holes through me cause she needs to know where I am at all times 🤣🤣
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@librajiminn That’s his where’s my Jimin face 🥺 Jimin is really Taehyung’s mother I’m convinced 😂
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@keyon Honestly I aspire to be that unbothered and minding my business
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@isSHINeeback To come on the internet and lie about THE Choi Minho being unattractive is so insane 😐
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@balleralert I mean I’m his defense they where buying semen off Facebook I feel like something wrong with all of them 😂
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@Jaykayhay7 So funny to me because when Tae wanted to do this exact thing Namjoon was like No sir 😂
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Yoongi said Jimin is like the stars they were watching in the sky, but Taehyung thought Jimin is like the Sun. “I move from one group of friends to another, like a planet going in circles," . "But Jimin is the Sun, and I’m always gravitating around him." @minjiiminie
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send ‘em my way
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@poetastrologers Capricorn’s win this shit hands down … they are so intense and kinky … horny … I woulda never guessed the shit the initiate sexually 😂 their such prudes in every other place in their lives
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@REDSEASHAWTY And the most soul crushing break up that’s you’ll probably never socially or romantically recover from but have fun babes
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@joonciaga And he’s one of the 7 😂😂
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@crissles It’s so good ... and the black people aren’t the ones to die first ☺️ so refreshing
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I don’t care what y’all say Tomorrow was one of the best kdramas I’ve watched in a while … the plot and storylines where phenomenal and Rowoon was really good in it
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what is a ‘controversial’ kdrama opinion you have? i’m curious
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@poetastrologers It has to be my idea … and you can’t force social constraints on me … just discuss what a relationship looks like for you and me and then I can tell you if that works or not we can compromise … but don’t suffocate me … basically a Gemini cause that was the closest I ever came
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@nocontextIestat I think it was the comparison of Armand and Lestat that made lestat say “ha” like Armand using his trauma to be shit excuse. And the dreamstat is a extention of Louis so I think Louis’ subconscious saw through that. Lestat was really broken but Armand is broken but aware of it
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It’s going to be Fuck Alicent Hightower and Ser Criston from this day until my last #DemDragons #HouseOfTheDragon
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@OhEmmeG dry snitched on every GOTDAMN body lol
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@raplinegold I’m not a sane person and this did not help 😂
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@ymlifeus It’s just so funny cause Jimin was right with his suggestions 90% of this episode series and nobody listened to him as he begged them too 😂🤣 I woulda been so fed up with them
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@Sirforde_Vol2 She turned around like “who mama ? 😒 I rejected her ass” 😂😂
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@minjiiminie BTS: Call yoongi … Jimin: *cracks fingers* My area of expertise 🤣🤣😂😂
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@theashrb My cousin had a plantation wedding I dropped out of it and ain’t attend cause girl please be fucking forreal we black 😐
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@DlANYSUS @hamstertatas This exactly what they thought 🤣🤣🤣
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@wayjks Honestly when he goes live at night it’s daytime where I am so it works out for me 😂😂
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