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he/him | 🐢💦 | PMRank 22 #40 | Melee/P+ Tournament Organizer and Auto L-Cancel advocate. Also known as the Greek god of Wednesdays. banner by @gootchigootchi
Pokémon Stadium 2
Joined February 2012
I'm over the moon about making PMRank!
Today, some strong competitors make their PMRank debuts, as well as the return of some seasoned veterans. Please head to @Smashboards to check out more of our community's top talent!.
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Made a tier list based off of how it would feel to hug each Smash character. It's objective. It's the law now. Don't fucking @ me.
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How about you mind your goddamn business, Pikachu?
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If I, basically a nobody in the Melee scene, did that, I would get banned for damaging venue property. But hbox presses the buttons good so he can do whatever he wants.
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@shinobulovemail @Diamond_BradyB This moth is the most flavor I've ever seen. It's not super complex but look at this Gordon Ramsey ass level of flavor
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Taking your casual friend to their first tournament
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@PaulsSteelers @KeroChobittsu It started as a 4chan "prank" and they posted old pics of girls who cut themselves but other girls believed it and started cutting themselves it was super fucked up.
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I used Fishious Rend. Here's it's base power.
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Those clever bastards put the character portrait in an SD card
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I'm making a platform fighter for the libs. It's gonna have all their favorite things, such as:.- Woke dashing.- L-Cancel Culture.- Ledge Bidening (NO TRUMPING!!!).- Pronoun parrying.- Crybaby crouch canceling.- Gender neutral airs.- Mommy milker matchups.- LGBTP+.- AOC-stick SDI.
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straight from my 8 year old smash 4 montage
anyone have that smash bros clip.
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Smashers will say the N word but they won't say Project M.
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These dudes gentlemaned to P+ for their ult set
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If you're a smash TO and you promote that a pedophile is coming to your tournaments, you should try not being a smash TO. This is literally a kid's game you fucking weirdos.
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Big news, smashers! Wombat Wednesday is expanding!.We're adding Smash Remix and Beyond Melee to our free netplay tournament roster, purely to spite Nintendo! If you play Project Plus, Smash Remix, or Beyond Melee, you won't want to miss it!.
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@LancaArthur @Slade4Lucas @DPPt_Shitpost @PokemonOST The joke is that Flint, the fire-type Elite Four member has to use these because Sinnoh has no fire types.
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The NFL honored Pat Tillman today. Smashers, did you know that Pat Tillman was responsible for changes in the Melee doubles ruleset? Google "Pat Tillman friendly fire" to learn more.
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TL;DR.Nintendo hired private investigators to stalk a 3DS hacker. They then planned to reach out to him to "offer him a job" and if he refused they would press criminal charges. That's indentured servitude. I will never buy another Nintendo product again.
I wonder what the folks that disapproved of hacked/leaked stuff from Nintendo have to say about this shit:.
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Panda's reputation was so tarnished that this group is better off just making a new org IMO. It's like when people tried to bring back Apex. Play PM, fuck Nintendo, go to your locals.
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I do not appreciate being lied to on my day off. Nintendo hired private investigators to stalk modders and also effectively forced a guy into indentured servitude. Anyway, enter my P+, Melee, and HDR local tomorrow.
>no controversies .>no bad business practices .>love and respect their fans. The real big 2
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Made a TO version of the pill meme. Which pill do you choose?
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FAQ because y'all are stupid.•Kirby isn't fluffy. He's smooth and that's weird. He's still adorable.•Bowser is a loving father and gives great hugs.•Bayo wouldn't give good hugs you just wanna fuck her.•Incineroar's belt won't necessarily burn you.•Lucario has a chest spike.
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Me on Ellen. Ellen: So I heard you like Project M. Me: Yeah, its my favorite game. *Sonic enters the room and RASCALs me for 36%*. Me: omg ellen you didn't. *Squirtle gets nerfed again*. Me: ellen.
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Brawl documentary update.
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Dear Blizzard,.Thanks fam.Sincerely,.Every healer ever
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If Tony Hawk can talk about Project M, you can talk about it on commentary at your local.
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Bro's smokin the Project M 3.0 Trailer
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@C_Dobbins Number 15, Krusty Krab Foot Lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Krabby Patty is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet on a box of lettuce. With the statement: "This is
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idk if anyone knows about this NASB2 thing yet. I hope it doesn't get patched out. It's easy and feels very fun to use
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@PandaCup Crazy how this update happened the day after Nintendo took down several videos featuring Project M. Absolutely wild, never saw this coming. I never want to hear a Melee/Ultimate player who attends these events ever use the words "one unit".
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If you're a Smash commentator that will say "fuck" on stream, but won't say "Project M" then you're a fucking drone.
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me after spending $5 on melee skins, 30 minutes learning how to install them, and then an hour actually playing slippi
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Melee community: Melee's getting stale, what should we do?. Melee community leaders: Let's ban innovative things and keep it stale lmao.
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@WK_Valkore @CorrinDreX - He's too big for you to reach his shell spines.- He's warm.- He is a loving father.- He's got big friendly arms.
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@_Nioret_ Leffen: Right handed.Axe: Uses Old Spice.Westballz: From the west coast; has balls.@TempoWestBallz is the only honest top player.
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They had to play in P+ so they just gentlemaned back to ult
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Mr. R double lands on his right foot before doing the pelvic thrust
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Good characters are more fun than bad characters. You know what's fun? Options.
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Every @jimothycool video be like:. "It appears as though the past paradox form of Pidove, Long Gams, is on the loose. Please like this video and subscribe to the channel to make sure it does not turn toward a life of crime. Thank you.".
The English Pouter is a pigeon breed that has been developed through selective breeding over a considerable time, English Pouters stand out due to their enlarged crop.
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@TVManiaco_tvps2 @Hobbes2_ The game was modified to show the hitboxes of the moves. Hitboxes are invisible things that decide how big an attack is. Some competitive players will use these in a training mod so they can learn the actual size of an attack, since sometimes the animations won't exactly line up.
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@wil_wisp @devilmaycats One time I changed my Tinder bio to advertise my online smash tournament.
For this week's meme, I changed my Tinder bio to "Ask me about Wombat Wednesday." Don't miss out on the biggest P+ weekly around! We have ALC, a great stream, and an inclusive community!.
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the person i did this to will remain anonymous for legal reasons
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One time I double perfected a guy at a Pokkén Tournament so he screamed, threw his controller, then told me I "play like a fucking jew".Frame 1 I was like "I am a jew, what the fuck did you say!?" And he was shook and apologized everytime he saw me for the rest of the tournament.
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Homophobes: fuck outta here with your gay ass. Transphobes: Ya'll have a mental disease. Racists: You dont have the same power as me. @LocusSK: Hey guys look it's pacman.
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does hbox have burners or something? I'm getting the stupidest replies I've ever seen on that post I made.
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New rule: you're not allowed to complain about a tournament's venue fee if you've spent that much money on Fire Emblem Heroes or any other loot boxes.
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@PuccaNoodles @SaiSaixChan Kohei Horikoshi got a lot of traction right as MHA was starting with his fan art. He'd done other things too, but look it's so sick
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What happened to your Nintendo DS?.
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Riptide team, please run Auto L-Cancel in the P+ singles event! We need new players now more than ever! Don't let the technical barrier of L-Canceling keep us from introducing new players to the game!.If you want ALC at Riptide, please retweet this and make it known!.
We're back! .🌊Ultimate.🌊 Melee.🌊 Project +.🌊 Splatoon 2.🌊 Rivals of Aether.🌊 50,000 sq ft of event space.🌊 Midwest's Largest Indoor Waterpark. Join us on September 10-12, 2021 for the first waterpark major of the decade!.
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@truefipsi He's a loving father who is big and presumably very warm, as he can breathe fire.
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I wrote to @danfornace about an egregious problem in Rivals of Aether, and he replied with good news!
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Ladies, if he:. -doesn't text you back. -doesn't like your pics. -is 5'3". -doesn't come out of his shell. -has 2 cannons on his back. He's not your man. He's Blastoise.
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When I first played Pokémon Colosseum as a kid:. *Miror B theme plays*. Me: "Oh my god". *Miror B. sends out two (2) Ludicolos*. Me: "OH MY GOD". *He has two more*. Me: "I think this is the best game I've ever played".
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PM players, I have important news for you.
The Fire Shot is Mario's Special Shot in Mario Hoops 3-on-3. To perform it, the player must tap out the letter M twice. The M stands for Mario.
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Thanks to everyone's donation pledges, the P+ community is donating $4,576 to abortion funds across the country! Thanks so much to everyone who contributed in any way!.
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@InfernoOmni @shofu I think the phrase "rewatch Boku no Pico" puts you on some government list.
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"There was this P+ TO advertising his shadow major with memes". "Oh yeah?". "Yeah but they got him". "What?". "It almost hit cap, too". "What does that mean? What do you mean they got him?"
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