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@Woh_meow_hai
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1 year
Men💸
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@Woh_meow_hai
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7 months
Whoever styles her, def knows their job 🫶🏻
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@Woh_meow_hai
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2 years
Hello Altu uncle! 👋🏻
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@Woh_meow_hai
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2 years
Sharks I'm offering you my sadness with 100% equity
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@Woh_meow_hai
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3 years
Therapy is expensive so I right swiped a psychologist on tinder.
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@Woh_meow_hai
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2 years
How it started: How it's going:
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
7 months
a commerical flop that I loved!
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@Woh_meow_hai
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1 year
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@Woh_meow_hai
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3 years
Quote this with your bindi pictures❤️
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@Woh_meow_hai
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1 year
🫡🫡
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@Woh_meow_hai
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2 years
Men are simple unki saal me ek acchi picture aajaye woh khush hokar use har jagah dp bna lete hai
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
2 years
I used to think humari tv choti hai isliye iska sar nahi dikh raha
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
2 years
Man literally landed in a loud helicopter and says "Maa mere aane se pehle tumhe humesha kese pata chal jata hai?"
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
3 years
Thanks to Tony Kakkar's new song, my grandfather who couldn't walk stood up to turn off the TV.
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
1 year
No haters detected.
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@Woh_meow_hai
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2 years
Every year I realize how cringe I was last year
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@Woh_meow_hai
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6 months
A good mentor can take you to places
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
2 years
Kriti sanon is the Indian Cobie Smulders
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
1 year
Anushka sharma ne pink lehenga pehna aur bhai sabne red pehnna hi chord dia
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
3 years
Upsc aspirants who studied farm bills only for it to get repealed. #FarmLawsRepealed
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
3 years
When your mother is lecturing you over money management and the delivery guy comes up with the second parcel
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
1 year
🙏🏼🙏🏼 #AnanyaPanday
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
1 year
the character ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀their biggest fan
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10/10 Friends
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the character ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀their biggest fan
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@Woh_meow_hai
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2 years
Men who are good at maths are so attractive
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@Woh_meow_hai
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2 years
"You called me a hoe" Marathi guy who only said "Yes" :
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
5 months
Anuradha did not scam shyam she was just spreading awareness for bank frauds
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
1 year
Men who look good without beard it's a different kind of flex
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
10 months
Others- showing up with their partners/siblings Meanwhile bhidu-
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
1 year
She's my school senior Fyi.
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The face & the body
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@Woh_meow_hai
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1 year
The amount of hate and bashing this speech would've received had it been released in today's time
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
1 year
Why does Kamala give me Gloria vibes.
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
3 years
Introvert hoon bro isliye ghar aakar room me pictures le leti hoon. Ps: check the thread too.
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
2 years
The reason why u don't like Neha kakkar's songs is bec you don't listen to them on mute. Technique hi galat hai tumhari
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
11 months
The greatest patriotic movie in the history of cinema 🛐
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
2 years
Pehle chutiye the par khush the
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
8 months
is it too late?
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
1 year
Bachpan me kuch harami bacche mujhe laang ke nahi gaye hote to aaj mai bhi 6 ft ki hoti
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
2 years
Kundali ke sath political opinion bhi milne chahiye
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
2 years
No diawali pictures 🪔
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
9 months
"why you so excited It's just another month"
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
1 year
Them>>>
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
1 year
Name an actor/actress who was perfectly cast in a movie or TV show. Ranbir in and as Sanju.
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@Woh_meow_hai
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1 year
Obsessed with me? all my life
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Obsessed with me? all my life
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
2 years
Me waiting for my parents to pick me after school annual function
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
3 years
Guys whenever you see girls not wearing sweater in a wedding don't ask "thand nahi lagrahi?" Arey lag rahi hai bhai tu outfit pe focus kar na.
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@Woh_meow_hai
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2 years
Can't believe I'm the same person who attended 6-7 hours of school, evening tuitions, played in the afternoon and completed 4-5 subjects homework at the end of the day
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@Woh_meow_hai
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2 years
Pappu was good at everything except that one thing and they made an entire song about it
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@Woh_meow_hai
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1 year
My thumb adjusting to new insta updates
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@Woh_meow_hai
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1 year
As soon as winters end! ☺️
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
2 years
Abhi se 2-3 English songs repeat me sunna chalu karungi to "spotify 2022 wrapped" se "balam thanedar" hatt jayega
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@Woh_meow_hai
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1 year
😭😭
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@Woh_meow_hai
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2 years
Who called it French kiss and not "zuban ladana"
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@Woh_meow_hai
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3 years
Tum body shame karne walo ko zara bhi tummys nahi hoti
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
2 years
Lazy people don't have a curated playlists , they have a 'liked songs' list
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@Woh_meow_hai
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10 months
Do men ever think like that?
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
10 months
#Jawan is a well-written action movie… #SRK escalated the plot with his flawless acting as usual and his different looks! ZABARDAST FILM HAI #JawanReview
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@Woh_meow_hai
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2 years
Why is it called "baby shower" jab bacche ko nehlana hi nahi hota
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@Woh_meow_hai
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2 years
Men on the Internet when they run out of logical arguments
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@Woh_meow_hai
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2 years
Why is it called foreplay jab khel hi 2 log rahe hai?
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
3 years
Normalise answering to "Is your mother working?" With "Yes. she's a housewife" rather with "No. She's a house wife"
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@Woh_meow_hai
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1 year
Movie soo entertaining that they casted these two together and it didn't even appear odd
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@Woh_meow_hai
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2 years
Only kamla pasand can make me successful now
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@Woh_meow_hai
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3 years
Newbies at metro station
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@Woh_meow_hai
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1 year
Nazrein milana Nazrein churana
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@Woh_meow_hai
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3 years
All men are the same, these guys just be living for their family and not themselves ever.
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
2 years
Japan me chugalkhor auntiyo ka kaam Yeh karta hai
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1 year
“tough competition”
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“tough competition”
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@Woh_meow_hai
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2 years
Everyone is fluent in English untill we start talking to someone who speaks a better eng than us
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@Woh_meow_hai
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2 years
College aur jobs to chordo hume to musical chairs mein bhi seat nahi milti
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@Woh_meow_hai
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3 years
Guys fighting for a girl:
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@Woh_meow_hai
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1 year
💌
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1 year
This is the first time I'm wearing a nose ring.
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@Woh_meow_hai
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2 years
Desi people don't give missed calls they give "hichhki"
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1 year
Name an actor/actress who was perfectly cast in a movie or TV show. Ranbir in and as Sanju.
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@Woh_meow_hai
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The proposal that didn't happen
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@Woh_meow_hai
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3 years
Me convincing my parents that I'm not arguing with them I'm just keeping my point.
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@Woh_meow_hai
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3 years
Want someone who is as obsessed with me as anuv jain is with mishri.
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@Woh_meow_hai
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3 years
Men who watch Anupama are husband material.
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1 year
Indian parents can send you abroad to study but not allow you for a goa trip with friends
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1 year
"Beta hum to tumhare hath ki chai piyenge" Me :
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@Woh_meow_hai
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2 years
Still embarrassed of assuming "lip sync" as "lipsing"
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2 years
If soan papdi was a WhatsApp text
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@Woh_meow_hai
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2 years
Do prom nights exist in India?
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@Woh_meow_hai
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3 years
Cathode and anode are the Raveena and twinkle of chemistry.
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@Woh_meow_hai
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2 years
Please mujhse argue mat kia karo mujhse on the spot come backs nahi soche jate
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3 years
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@Woh_meow_hai
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1 year
When your father paid 20 lakhs for your engineering college and now you want to follow your passion
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@Woh_meow_hai
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3 years
Me asking out my crush for a chai date "kya tum mujhse toastea karoge?"
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@Woh_meow_hai
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2 years
Only way to deal with it🙆🏻‍♀️
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@Woh_meow_hai
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2 years
Koi uske replies ko bhi hoodie pehna do bohot cold hote jarahe hai
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3 years
People who add "The" before their name, what are you bro Taj mahal?
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1 year
No one Indian mothers : Yeh movie ek maheene me tv par aajaegi tab dekh lena
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1 year
V much :/
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@Woh_meow_hai
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2 years
WhatsApp archived messages be like
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@Woh_meow_hai
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3 years
Kids who used to draw lines after each answer are depressed now.
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@Woh_meow_hai
Palak
1 year
Pictures post krne ka confidence wapas laa rahi hu dosto! 🤝🏻
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Qrt with your b&w pics bye
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@Woh_meow_hai
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3 years
Aryabhatta invented zero to count the number of men who keep themselves moisturised.
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@Woh_meow_hai
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2 years
I might block you from everywhere but remember that I'm still waiting for your text
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@Woh_meow_hai
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2 years
When you sit for mock tests, your scores tell you the reason why it is named so
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2 years
Girls be hiding names in mehndi of men who run away from the very smell of it
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