Crap. Someone found a picture of me in blackface from when I was 24.
Oh no, wait, this is when I was Division Soldier of the Month for the 101st Airborne, and Battalion Soldier of the Year for 2/187th Infantry.
My bad.
@OttawaPolice
Good job, Ottawa Police! Keep up the fantastic work knocking down little old ladies and popping hot tubs. You are an example to all of humanity!
@POTUS
You wouldn't know an insurrection if it was in your ice cream. Just repeating the word doesn't make it true.
How many people have been charged with insurrection?
@oliverdarcy
I bet you were touching yourself thinking about ambushing jurors from the Manafort trial. You were counting on the love and adoration of the Left to get you through the dark moments you spend alone thinking about how empty you are.
@JoeBiden
I'm a Libertarian. A veteran. And your words frighten me. I have never heard a President say things like this. I will never be a Trumper, but I would stand with them against this blatant tyranny.
@fetrow_judith
@chrislhayes
@UROCKlive1
My woke five year old son came over and sat on my lap this morning, took a sip of my coffee, turned and looked at me and said 'Some crazy bitch is going to destroy my life, right, Dad?'
I could do nothing but hold him as we sobbed.
@Acosta
Dear Diary - Today I searched all over for a dog that was supposed to be here at the WH. I didn't find the dog, but I did find my retainer, and where everyone goes to smoke while we are waiting for the briefing to start. SCORE!
I have no idea why people aren't calling the anti-2A assault in Virginia the 'War of Northam Aggression'.
I mean, it's perfect and I can't believe my dumb ass came up with it.
@BretBaier
When did it happen?
I don't know.
Where?
I don't know.
Who invited you?
I don't know.
Who else was there?
I don't know.
Well, we've investigated, and we didn't find shit.
@kimtcga
@ezraklein
So you think that he might hold a grudge against the Democratic Party for their treatment of himself? I have no idea why you would think that. The media says that the Democrats have been very fair in their treatment of him.
@JRubinBlogger
@RadioFreeTom
I didn't go to college because I was serving in the Army. Am I less important than someone who went to college? Is my Combat Infantryman's Badge less important than a diploma from Brown?
@CSGV
@NRA
Lying doesn't make me feel like supporting you and your organization. In fact, it makes me want to donate my limited funds to your opponents.
Actor Pedro Pascal is in critical condition and has been admitted to the hospital this morning due to severe back pain caused by carrying the entire Star Wars universe on his shoulders
@PeteButtigieg
You know, there is a giant Catholic college right there in your town where possibly they could explain to you why they went to Bethlehem.
Heck, I'm a PAGAN, and I know why.
My wife asked me to stop singing 'I'm a Believer' by The Monkees, because she found it annoying. At first I thought she was kidding.
But then I saw her face.
The fastest man made object isn't a hypersonic jet or spacecraft, but a large manhole cover.... When the US started doing underground nuclear testing, nobody really knew what would happen.
@GayPatriot
My woke five year old son came over and sat on my lap this morning, took a sip of my coffee, turned and looked at me and said 'Some crazy bitch is going to destroy my life, right, Dad?'
I could do nothing but hold him as we sobbed.
@kaitlancollins
I am shocked. So very shocked that someone from the preachiest news channel is actually a homophobe. This is like being preached at watching the Oscars when they all knew about Weinstein.
@sassygayrepub
Nope. I'd thank him, return the compliment, and go happily on my way. When I got home I would tell the wife that what she dressed me in was a good outfit.
This means both of the remaining pieces would have passed Pluto's orbit sometime around 1961 and are way beyond the edge of the solar system by now. 🙂
Scientists also came to the conclusion that Epstein didn't kill himself.
@PhillipsPOBrien
@TheAtlantic
I'm an American Army Infantry veteran. We treated each other with incredible respect and anything coming close to disrespect to another person was crushed. That man is responsible for watching your six. May have to hold your guts in. But we were hyper masculine.