Willy Meatsauce
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PARODY ACCOUNT - I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH WILL MEADE. Not a financial advisor. Contributor to the #NextUp Discord.
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Who the fuck is ready to make some money this week????
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I need $140,000 to become a millionaire. What the fuck
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Craziest week of my trading career. Cleared $200,000 in profits - wild typing that out.
THANK YOU to
@MrZackMorris
@PJ_Matlock
@notmrmanziel
@Hugh_Henne
@ohheytommy
@showytrades
@davidlovesit
@DipDeity
@ripster47
@incrediblebob12
@Ultra_Calls
- amazing week. Life changing stuff.
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One red morning and mfs start pulling out the all time market charts from the Revolutionary War
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Bought some $LUNA on webull earlier - just put $500 in.
It’s currently worth $0.51 LMFAO bro fuck this crypto shit 😂😂😂😂😂
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Stressful fuckin month, glad it's over. Finished +$25,303.
A vacation, birthday, and move are out of the way. Time to buckle down and finish strong. About $63,000 from my first $1m year. Hopefully a few big days help me blow through that goal. The rest is gravy.
Onto September!
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$48,000. Within reach 😳
I need $140,000 to become a millionaire. What the fuck
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My accountant (whom I’ve paid thousands of dollars to & had extensive conversations with over the last year) just texted me asking me my date of birth and … occupation.
My God I am so fucked
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My girlfriend made plans for us to go out with three other couples tomorrow night. I don’t even know if they like stocks. Kill me
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Legitimately gave the entire day's profits back between 3:59-4:01.
Dead inside
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Quarter ticket! Shoutout to
@MrZackMorris
@PJ_Matlock
@ripster47
@diabloricky
@moosetrading1
@Ultra_Calls
@AtifH
@Hugh_Henne
@notoriousalerts
@atelania
@DipDeity
@VerdeTrades
@SDhillon07
and the list goes on. All of these amazing people had a helping hand in changing my life. ♥️
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Stuck between “I need to trade since it’s my only source of income” and “I don’t want to trade anymore because I’ve been red the last 9 days and it’s completely destroying me mentally”
See you guys tm tho
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Fun game: Let's buy this company until it's valued over $80B then freak out and ask why it's dipping when it closes it's 11.75B merger
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“Yo, that’s money. That’s right where you want to be, dude!”
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I'm not really sure what to do with my hands, there's too much money to hold. Personal record - legit everything ran.
Shout out to
@notmrmanziel
@ohheytommy
@MrZackMorris
for calling runners today that changed lives.
We're 6 sessions in, June is just getting started!
+$47,210
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The dealers at this casino are the best blackjack players on the planet apparently
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Webull has literally sent me 5 notifications and emails about my worthless options expiring today. You don’t think I know that???
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A year ago this trading account was still two weeks from inception. I didn't know what I was going to do when Covid hit. All I knew was it was an opportunity to stop running around the city renting apartments. No Ivy education, no IB experience, just a dude. You can do it too. 🍝
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Looking people in the face and telling them I day-trade stocks for a living is my kryptonite
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Imagine the average 40 year old couple watching the super bowl.
They’re bombarded with multiple crypto/metaverse commercials every timeout.
They have no idea what it is, but it’s being shoved down their throats by their favorite celebs so they decide to buy.
Exit liquidity.
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Full disclosure - I lost all of my Jan gains in this chop and am now -1k on the year.
Gave into the pressure to switch strategies and got lost in the shuffle.
A few weeks ago it made me really mad. Now I’m just sad.
Gonna hold onto the cash I made last year and take some time.
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*Meets someone new*
Them: "What do you do for work?"
Me: "I day-trade"
Them: "Oh wow that's like really risky. How do you make money?"
*Stops meeting new people*
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Welp this has been a horrible week.
No recovery.
80k haircut.
All cash.
Fuck off.
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11 months down, 1 to go.
Didn't know what to expect when this year started, but this certainly wasn't it.
November stats: 16/21 green days for +$157,375.
For the year, I'm +$1,547,077. Looking forward to seeing what's in store for EOY. Hoping December brings more HEAT 🔥🔥🔥
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No matter how bad things get, people will always order off Amazon $AMZN
And people will ALWAYS go and get the new iPhone. $AAPL
I mean, what are we, poor?
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The market is so bad right now the account that this parody was made after is live-tweeting NHL bets during trading hours
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In all of my two years of trading experience I haven't seen anything like this
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This is one WHALE of a giveaway you won't wanna miss.
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All of fintwit immune
Monkeypox outbreak is primarily spreading through sex, WHO officials say
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@DipDeity
@Dontkingnyc
@ohheytommy
@notoriousalerts
@PJ_Matlock
@MrZackMorris
@notmrmanziel
@Ultra_Calls
@incrediblebob12
@ripster47
@davidlovesit
@Tallywood
@TaavCooperman
Imagine applying to work 17 hour days at Goldman for $175,000 a year when you can make 8 years salary from your living room with dong in hand
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A LOT of swings are popping to the point where you’re starting to see big wins all over Twitter.
As these play out over the coming weeks/months you’ll begin to see heavy retail slaps on the “next one” as they have more capital than usual to deploy.
Bullish.
$CEI $DATS $BCTX
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Judging by the hostility level on twitter we are losing money today.
*checks P&L*
Yup.
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My girlfriend asked me to go for a walk to pick up lunch and I politely declined because I was trading.
Just lost $1,500 and didn't get exercise. Double whammy
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Woke up with no heat/hot water in my apartment for the third time this week, 10th+ time this month.
My rent is $6k/mo.
At what point do I threaten to stop paying and get a legal team involved? Or is that too far? It’s currently 0 degrees and I’m shivering inside my own home.
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Sell on the way up.
Oh, damn the stock you sold for profit is going up more. What a shame.
We're an hour in. There's going to be another 20 ideas today. They're all running. Relax and try for the next one.
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I��m thankful no one at the table will ask me to “get a real job” this year 🙏🏻
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I’m licking my wounds the same way anyone else who just lost a down payment on a small home would.
Getting super high and shitposting on twitter
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I literally want to fight myself for tweeting this nonsense
Something feels different tonight. Big green week in small cap land ahead? 👀
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Don’t worry guys, the market isn’t crashing. We’re just all in Reno. BRB
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First time leaving our puppy home alone is going…. Horribly.
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Don’t check the markets if you woke up in a good mood
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Arguably the worst I’ve ever felt. Constant chills since 3pm & over 100 fever. This 2nd dose is no joke. Prob won’t be around much tomorrow 🤒
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Someone tell Will Meade he needs to hop back on twitter. People gonna start wondering who I’m the parody of and I’m NOT rebranding.
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Losing a thousand bucks after being down five thousand feels like a green day to me 🤷🏻♂️ back after it in the morning
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Went and got my booster shot last night to make my parents happy & “feel safe” while I’m home for the holidays.
There’s nothing like throwing up 10 times, having all-day chills, and a matching 101 fever to show your loved ones you care about them.
Happy Holidays!
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Trading, but being profitable.
Gonna try that this week!
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Over 60k on the year can finally breathe a little!
Exactly one month ago I was questioning every trade I ever took.
Keep pushing.
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Was up 35k after the first two weeks of January and felt un-touchable. Thought it was going to be another repeat of last year.
Over the next month I gave back every dollar to the point I was down -8k.
Just crossed 40k in YTD gains today and I couldn’t be happier.
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Haven’t seen a pre-market like this in MONTHS.
It’s 4:30am.
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Today marks the first step of a new journey.
I've wanted to find an investment/side income for a while now to be less dependent on trading. Spent June & July siphoning profits out of my account for this exact reason.
Just wired $200,000 for a private investment.
#WillyInvests
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Wow.. Insane week.
Made 1/3 of my entire year leading into Monday.
Have been saying it all year. Literally need 1-2 really solid weeks while treading water the others.
Wasn't fun being +/- $500 every single day but it kept me in the game.
Hoping the fun continues next week.
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Calling it a week here:
+31k on the day
+79k on the week
+165k so far this month
Crossed 1.5m on the year!
Not on pace for my best month but can't complain about these numbers 😂😂
Super excited to see what the rest of this month has to offer. Let's stay hot!
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Explaining how I made money today to my boomer dad
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MMs getting us ready for Monday by adding an option chain to $CEI 👀
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My timeline is flooded with crypto traders. They’re all incredibly bullish on EVERYTHING.
Makes the stock market look like high school. Where do I sign up and what coin deserves all my money?
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Glad I’m already home for the holidays so
1. I don’t have to trade this trash ass market
2. I can talk with my parents about moving back into their basement when this market inevitably takes all my money
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About two years ago it was the morning of a 3rd round in-person interview for a startup that was offering to pay me $55k a year to do God knows what.
Something came over me and I just refused to go. Parents begged me to. “How are you going to make money?!” “This is a mistake!”
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Seven red days in a row. Tough pill to swallow.
Went all cash and left myself with 200k in the account. Seemed like the responsible thing to do.
Time will tell where to go from here
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Willy got groomed and is feeling GREAT.
Thought I should show you guys
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Hall Of Fame fintwit content. Be careful who you take investment advice from $LTNC
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Gonna grab some lunch. Leaving Willy at the desk to take some trades. Take it easy on him!
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If you actually pay to watch this Paul vs Mayweather fight, you buy rips and sell dips
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Shout out to $AMZN for saving the market for 4 hours.
Back down we go
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Really solid first week of November. +71,024.
Started super hot and fizzled the past couple of days. Gonna go hang with the boys.
Catch y'all next week!
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Fast forward to today, annoyed that I only made $5k, when in pretty much every other reality I’d be lucky making $250 a day at a desk.
It’s easy to get caught up in the numbers and who’s making what, but looking back at how it was, I’m forever grateful.
(Hope it lasts tho!)
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I can't believe I'm getting so old that the mass tech outages didn't affect me at all
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Just found out I can buy a $1,000,000 property and my mortgage will be $2,000 less per month than my rent is.
Anyone got a house to sell?
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I'm so ready to wake up at 4am and start slapping shit
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Damn I saw $CLOV was up huge today so I went to check my IRA and I'm still down 14%
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I remember
@Hugh_Henne
posted something a few months ago about how on red days he takes out a little money to make himself feel better/keep his head up. Hope I’m doing this right
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First screenshot worthy P&L in months.
Proud of myself today.
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I usually end my weeks with a recap. I made x amount this week, etc etc.
Tonight, I went back and looked at the start of my journey. A month before covid, I was still doing real estate.
This is a picture of my savings account 5 weeks before taking up my new passion.
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Made a promise to
@ohheytommy
last week that if I had another 200k month, I'd cave and buy a Rolex to join the gang. Definitely didn't expect these last few trading days to happen.
Going watch shopping this week. What should I look at?
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Can't say enough good things about the group of people I met online over the past 17 months.
I'm unbelievably thankful for all the guidance I've received from these guys.
I'm also excited that this is just the beginning. We got the three hottest months of the year coming up.
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