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How I owned one. I attended a boarding school and in the boys hostel, it was dog eat dog.. SS3, bought BB bold 5 and took it to school. This guy, James (PROPER THIEVING GUY), stole it. Everyone knew it was him but no one caught him red handed.
Walk with me
19 years ago.
The way I wanted this PSP back then.
God made sure I never got it.
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BTW, we still have a group chat and this guy still dey find me. 7 years later oo
"Ewedu, you go come the reunion?"
I no go anywhere. Werey. 😂😂
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When you understand the picture , you’ll realize how dark this picture is
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These guys na my age group oo. And I still dey here dey wait for sporting king to drop game code. Make I for see 20k for the weekend. I no dey envy.
God, shine your light on me🙏🏾
This year, make e no pass.
Quick trip to see my friend and i got gifted a Cartier 🥳
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After it had died down,this guy went home again and this time, came back with my black berry, the exact same phone. I know it was mine because it had the same dent on the bottom from when I dropped it.
I 'stole' back my phone too. Easy peasy.
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On the night before we'd go home finally after our WAEC, we did the customary confession night where you confess to all the bad things you'd done around a bon fire. 1 rule: you must not react or fight. I could tell he wanted to rip my skin off when I told everyone what I'd done.
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So I didn't stop there. I took his Biology and chemistry notes and tore them to shreds. I can still remember he screamed when he found out his precious PSP had been moved.
He cursed and raved and did all sorts. I no shake. I was ready.
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And he did. One cold Wednesday morning.. I accidentally saw him put it in his bag and put his bag in a place where no one would think to find. He left and went to the assembly.
I went to where he hid his bag. Stole the PSP. Yes I did. But I wanted him to feel the pain I felt
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I went to him to plead with him to return my phone but he denied it. I didn't say anything. 2 days later, he faked an illness and went home. He came back with this PSP. Gold color, I no go forget. Like I said, dog eat dog.
I waited patiently and bid my time for when he'd slip up
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State 37
Episode: Ghost Corper
This soldier guy no really get joy😂😂. God Abeg
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@RealTagComics
#tagcomics
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What a healthy relationship looks like.
Sadly,Some of us might never experience it
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Everytime, “come to my house, let’s chill at my place”
Be like woman never d!e for your house before
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@yabaleftonline
Tbf, some of the "rules" aren't that bad. Most are absurd!!
But there are better ways to communicate what you don't like in a relationship rather than "you must not". Na you be her papa?
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Only God knows what he did to anger the chicken 😂😂😂
Always choose vawulence 👍🏾. Just like this chicken did.
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‼️graphic images‼️
There’s better ways to do this than going through this pain
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@emmanuelalukoo
@TosinOlugbenga
Security
Sanity
Peace of mind.
A system that works.
Good governance(not saying Canada's governance is 100%, but its a million percent better than ours).
Madt weather for madt pictures.
Dual citizenship(the main goal)
Better value for your money
And the list goes on and on
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Comic Title: DAFE AND THE WHOLE OF MISHIMA
Episode: THE HEIST
This boy don really suffer for this school😂😂😂
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When the DNA test comes out negative but you don’t want your money on diapers to waste.
Choose Vawulence👍🏾.
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@chowwder_
broooooo. one girl enter our office yesterday and till she comot, i can bet my life that nobody did anything right
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TITLE: Dafe, friends and whole of Mishima
EPISODE: Act of Valor
You won’t expect what happened at the end 😂😂💔
#tagcomics
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Episode Title: the advisor
I wasn’t expecting the reply at the end 😂😂😂
Cc
@RealTagComics
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Brooooo. 2020 really took a lot from us.
The most painful was when it took
@blacksexvids
from us
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We all have that weird dream where we lived our fantasies 😂😂😂
THE LEGEND OF OSAYI
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This original certificate was found in a suya spot and was almost been used to wrapping suya in EPE, if you know any body bearing Abisoye Azeez Oluwaseun, please contact
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@badt_BOI_
@Alex_Houseof308
@_valking
@Biisi96
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𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐞, 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚.
𝐄𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞: 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚕
This boys always got into trouble.😂😂
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Shey person no go later do mechanic like this? Why e hard gan like this.
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@ItsMisola
@Tunmiike
The next set of people wey dem go hire, dem go carry dem go shrine
Make dem swear say dem no go comot
😂😂😂😂
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@dboydoingthings
@Xhaka_MD
Wealth?, you think it’s to do with money?
These people have moral values that are different from ours. They don’t see smoking as a bad thing.
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𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐞, 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚.
𝐄𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞: 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚕
Final part😂😂
You just gotta love this boys
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The highlight of my morning has to be when a madman was laughing at the bus driver and passanger arguing.
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That uncomfortable moment when you see a person with disability and you quickly want to look away so it doesn’t look like you’re staring but they already caught you looking
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@SavvyRinu
Lmao. I Met Rinu several times in school.
Always looking like a "mad person" during exams especially. She was either teaching someone something or reading.
All that talk about carryovers na actual cap sha.
I don't see a reason why you're answering them
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Dafe , friends and the whole of Mishima
Title: the scavenge hunt
The cooler boy na werey 😂😂
#tagcomics
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TITLE: Dafe, friends and whole of Mishima.
EPISODE: Omax’s pit
I just dey wonder Wetin e fit do wey them give am that kain punishment 😂😂
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@Aryor07
@segjoh
@ZicDaRealest
@ManLikeKingLeo
With the kinda IQ she's running on, she can't be on twitter.
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There’s too much tragedy in Nigeria that before we finish talking about the last one, another one has occurred. It’s a sad state of living. Make God just dey help us
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@tahyvr
@centregoals
Liverpool has been at the top for more number of days but it's Arsenal bottling?
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@Wizarab10
This thing has happened to me before.
I’ve been in her DM for like a month. Texted her once and she didn’t respond so I left her.
Quoted a hoodie tweet one morning with “who wants” and she replies “me”. I just laughed
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State 37
Episode: vawulence
Always choose vawulence in whatever situation you find yourself 😂😂
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In whatever you do, don’t settle for peace. Vawulence is always the option. 😂😂
My department whatsapp group y’all😂😂😂💔
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@thesanasi
Well, if you need military guys that would hold him down while they cut his blocos, just holla.
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@SubDeliveryZone
@TiwaSavage
1. Tiwa and TeeBillz are divorced
2. Tiwa is an Adult
3. Wizkid is an Adult
4. Let them do what they want
5. Most of you talking are doing worse behind closed doors, abi na because we no talk?
6. Y'all are hypocrites
7. To God be the Glory
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@NwaBabyOne
You literally look like a burger soaked in water. You’re not one to talk. Leave this talk for the pretty ones.
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For Guys only:
Be honest.
Can you kiss a woman after she just gave you a blow job?
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Gamers!
PC gaming or Console Gaming?
Comment/quote why you prefer one to the other.
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We don’t talk about the peace we get when our neighbors turn off their generator.
Nobody how far it is, as long as it is turned off, life suddenly feels a little better.
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@AvrilAmaka
Lmaoooooooooooooooo
Always Nigerian women downplaying Nigerian men, while other nationalities are after Nigerian men.
She get luck say she lock her comment section.
😂😂😂😂
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Pet owners describe how their Pets saved their life
A thread
We don’t deserve animals🥹
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When a big boy in the club asks your “understanding”babe if she has a boyfriend
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I have a question about dwarfism
Do their parents know from birth that they gave birth to dwarves or it’s at a later stage that they realize it?
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Hello guys....
This thread is for my "fellow Nigerians" that wants to jaapa to the UAE for greener pastures.
Please ReTweet if you come across this someone on your TL might need it.
#thread
. Cc:
@TravelBrothers_
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My internet provider when they see me type “X” on my browser in incognito mode.
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I’ve seen this happen in real life. I was buying something in the same shop as the man. Someone recognized him and said he’d died like 2 years ago in ilorin. Na Alfa later settle am….
Nollywood was gold back then.
What’s the name of this movie. 🙏
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@gechife
@OgbeniDipo
Let's just thank God for our parents.
Those times when she'll ask me to cook 4cups of rice.
I'll add 3, to make it 7.
I chop sotey she gave me a nickname "wakilu". 😂😂😂😂.
Whenever food is almost done, that's when I'll start dancing around the house. 😂😂😂😂
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My hustle.
Shop iTech ❤️
At iTech gadgets, our customers satisfaction is our priority. That is why we sell quality gadgets at pocket friendly prices.
Sales of PHONES, LAPTOPS, GAME CONSOLES, SPEAKERS, ACCESSORIES ETC.
Send a DM to order or head on to 📍5, pepple str, computer village, ikeja today 🫶🏾
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@The_mauteen
@chowwder_
I dey tell you Brody. I go leave work, look the girl body, smileeeeeeeeeee, I go shake my head, pretend like say I dey think of how to do my work but I dey imagine the lucky person wey dey clap that girl. Jesus.
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@ehizibue_ruth
@Iam_Mattakins
@PenKnight2
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. You mean you preferred to be called Ruthless.
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