I knew I was matured when I walked pass an empty bottle of Eva water without kicking it. Out of joy, I went back and kicked it to celebrate my maturity.
In a bachelor's house there is that one toothbrush all the Girlfriends use when they come for a sleepover and each one of them think it's only her who use it.
In law court
Judge: why did the police arrest u
Me: because I was shopping too early
Judge: well that's not a crime how early were u shopping
Me:before the shop opened
Millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who burry nuts then forget where they hide them.
Do good and forget.
It will grow someday.
GIRLFRIEND FOR SALE
Age: 23
Height: 5.6ft
Colour: Chocolate
Model: 2018 - 2019 slightly used
Attitude:Calm and easily to relate
SWAPPING IS ACCEPTED
Black Friday offer : 50% off if you order before 10pm.
Dear men, don't ever complain on a date that a woman orders more than her father can offer her- her father doesn't plan to sleep with her after the meal...
In Africa, it's easy for relatives to put money together to bury someone but find it difficult to raise money to help the same person reach his or her goals. What a cruel world.
One day, we'll attain that level of courage to tell our sad stories with smile on our faces.
We'll look back and laugh about it.
We'll thank God that we made it out alive!
Better days are coming.
May this week be full of Blessings.
Gone are the days when we breakup and delete each other's numbers. Nowadays we just be observing each other on WhatsApp status, to see who is surviving.
Husband: I have a problem
Wife: Honey we are married and we are one. You should be saying we have a problem not I have a problem.
Husband: OK baby we've impregnated the maid.
Imagine you just woke up and realized that your whole life is just a dream and you are actually in primary one sleeping in the classroom.
How will you feel???
Whatever makes you happy and danced for joy will not make you cry. Everything that gives you hope and peace of mind for better tomorrow will not be taken away from you.
Have a blessed week 🙏🏻
Dangote did not get rich by forwarding "Jesus i love you "to 50 friends so if you send that to me again the thunder that will strike you will be like doctors prescription, three in the morning, five in the afternoon and seven in the evening.