wait hang on I was doing 🅰️ bit but Emily in a RED TRENCHCOAT???? great day for terminally online gay bitches who had their brain put in a blender by PLL (aka Bee)
We've decided to post episodes about Evolution every week instead of going back and forth with season 4! Sorry to anyone looking forward hearing Omnivore next week, but Evolution has us hooked!
Episode 17x04 is out now! we talk about a killer who is kinda 👀👀, an emily who is 6'10", and a tara who keeps walking into places to tell us information!
Now that we've interviewed Breen Frazier, we'd love to talk with more people! Some of our top pics are
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We're almost at 100 followers here which is super cool so if we reach 100 today I'll post our most out there theory for season 17 (and 18) when I edit the ep tonight 👀👀👀
This week, James and Bee talk about MPreg, being a woman, and boomer conspiracies. Join them as they talk about Criminal Minds Evolution Season 17 Episode 3 - Homesick.
y'all know that meme like "who says a threesome is just for sex I wanna join in on a couples argument" that's just what the experience of being a follower of our podcast is like
We recorded our first ep for season 17 tonight and if even ONE of our predictions turn out to be true I think this might be my favorite criminal minds season ever.
I'm a man of my word. we throw a LOT of theories out in our next episode, but Bees theory where season 17 ends with the bau walking into the "heart of gold star" and then just hard cutting to season 18 where it's business as usual might be the craziest. new ep out wednesday!
but also just in general here's a pic of one of our many co-hosts (Copy) as we were recording the ep last night. he was shocked and flabbergasted by my theory. he couldn't help but yell
I've never tweeted an episode late & I don't know why anyone would think otherwise🙄hotchner's dad is twice dead & I'll be honest we recorded this episode months ago I don't remember what I said
02x19: smoking kills!
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What's this? A new episode during the DAY? on WEDNESDAY? You had to see it to believe it, but here it is!
season 3, episode 2: the wormhole of doubt
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Our first episode about season 17 is now live! Join us to talk Rebecca's saw trap, Rossi's incoming trip to margaritaville, and JJ's impending prison arc??? it's our longest episode EVER so strap the fuck in gang
Considering the fact that my partner can identify
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within ten seconds of hearing the hosts' voices, it's not a surprise that they're my top podcast for the year 😂 (y'all are fantastic and great company for crocheting)
WE'RE BAAAAAAAACK!
Technically, it's still January so we're definitely on time! we love season 4 of criminal minds like criminal minds loves iconic one liners from detectives we never see again
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This week on Wheels Up: We meet our new favorite metal band, James razzes the state of Florida, & we make a biblical business school au! Totally normal episode!
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RT and I'll drop a track list for erotic lovemap
We're BAAAAAAACK! Did ya miss your 2-ish hours of absolutely unhinged criminal minds content? Season 3 starts off with... well.. Just trust me on this one.
03x01 - Nurse by Trade, Hot Tub by Choice
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04x17 - God's Favorite Princess is live! This episode we're talking about Demonology. In fact, we talk for more than 3 hours about Emily's sad wet dog energy!
It's episode lucky number 13 this week and it's... as with most of our episodes there's like. A Lot going on. Bee has an overwhelming amount of fun facts but knows nothing about the state of New Jersey!
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…and then Bee talked for a solid 10 minutes about the fast and furious franchise and we didn't cut ANY OF IT.
Mortal Kombat, girlbosses, and MORE in this weeks episode of Wheels Up!
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this is probably the best description of our show 😭 we really do love to hate / hate to love this show. we would throw it in the trash if we could. we WILL be recapping every single episode 😭 we have the range. thanks for listening and loving it!! 💕
We promise this episode is about Criminal Minds the tv show but we take a while to get there. Join us as we talk about Shrek, Knives, Wives, and everything in between! Episode 17 is live now!!
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Hey gang! No episode this week (obviously) but we will be back next Wednesday and then again the week after that! Wow! Like a double feature but a week apart,,,, yeah okay that metaphor doesn't quite work but you get the idea.
This week on Wheels Up, Jay and Bee talk about once upon a time, the ethical cost of being The Good Guy, and also jfc I'm trying to tweet this for the fifth time I'm so tired twitter let me live.
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we are using our twitter account to solve our petty little arguments that have only the vaguest of things to do with criminal minds and it will happen again
Emily is here and so we automatically don't care about anything else this week! There's like two serial killers and both have Just Some Guy™ disease I think? Honestly who cares... EMILY IS HERE!!
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I feel like I should specify that the very special cohost is james' cat. like. james and I are always here. you simply cannot get rid of us. but NEWBIE?!? he's a precious baby angel who only graces us with his presence when we need him the most
Episode 4 is out NOW! We talk about spicy yoga, Bee's new mission to get the series bible for criminal minds in her gay little hands, and Frankenstein's FBI agents.
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Few days late on this but I do think it's a bit of a weird choice to have your two episode premiere of CM:E on thanksgiving day, when most of your audience is at like. relatives houses and watching football?
Oh speaking of never escaping, here's an episode I forgot to post about last week WHOOPS!
James and I talk mothers vs fathers, good vs bad acting, and more on 03x04 - Momily Rights!
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Bee and Jay break down season one and the episode rankings get a little,,, tense. Watch as Bee has a breakdown over episode rankings and Jay defends our top episode of the season!
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Hello, all! Sorry for the lack of an episode this week. We're having some personal events that need our attention. We will be back next week with 52 Pick Up!
I may be a new man (who drinks san pelligrino and everything) but I'm still up to my old tracks (being late posting about episodes). James and I are back after our impromptu break, and we have a LOT to say about this episode. 03x15 - The Return of Doubting Derek. links below!
doubly weird when it's on Paramount+ which is owned by CBS and CBS is the one putting on the thanksgiving games! One of the games is even streaming on P+ like? weird choice all around
Let the record show that I did finish editing last night and TRIED to upload it but the internet wonky-ness meant that it didn't go as planned. I'm a very good podcast host who always gets things done on time, I'm blameless
We'll be back in the new year btw, we rly needed a break before we started to tuck into one of the best seasons of criminal minds. Thanks for ur patience!
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Oh BOY it's time to talk about. That Episode. No not THAT episode. That Episode. You know. The one with the bad lesbian (x 2)? You know? The one where bee's only note is just "the lesbian. YIKES!"
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We've never posted an episode late and we've never said a single joke in our podcast, these are just simple truths! Join us for women talking, women killing and MORE on this episode of Wheels Up!
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