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Pronouns: His Majesty/His Grace/My Liege "My spaghett may be wet, but my bolognese is bone-dry" - Flying Spaghetti Monster, c. 2012

Spaghett, Wet, United Kingdom
Joined March 2018
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@TonReggin @GreenTextRepost @Ncontextmemes Because after we gave you independence you squandered every opportunity and your country is back to being the shithole it would have always been if we hadn't intervened.
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@MomsPostingLs True, it might not make you gay. If you're attracted to them, you were gay in the first place.
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RT @The_Wireman: @GarbageHuman24 the chromosomes are X and Y!!!
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@loppitsha @Phontomen @BunnyCunny1488 And why do gay people need to advertise the method by which they cum, to anime convention-goers? Nobody wants to know, dude.
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@JudeBrodie1 @alsejasz @commonsensebro3 They're called jannies and even the users hate them with a burning passion
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@blacknredtext Discolor
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@Celtsfalcon @kanyewest By Joel Stein? Pffffthahaha!!
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@GarbageHuman24 Quiet "gentleman", and yet tells a friend about the weird things his gf asks for in bed along with intimate details about the sex he had with her? Come on. A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.
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@AscendantNexus @ShitpostRock I think some people with autism have issues with cleaning themselves. It's like a "mental block" or something. They'll just not shower unless they really have to, which leads to them being stinky most of the time.
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@louddeliverydc @johnson_ja30061 @globalism_sucks @GarbageHuman24 You can't even speak my beautiful language properly. Go back to pre-school.
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@interesting_aIl Take it home for gutting and cooking.
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@TTT2048TTT @TopGyaru They could not have went with niga. Romanisation(converting the Japanese characters to Latin ones) works with specific set rules. The little っ before a character lengthens that character's consonant sound, so it's always nigga not niga.
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@mattyjets @TBYSTweet It has captions, hover over the video and click the CC button on the bottom right. I think it's a "cup ramen" ad in Japan sponsoring an isekai anime thus having its characters in the ad itself.
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@LawofL @StonedNerd314 @PyrrhicVictrola @Sargon_of_Akkad They strike for like a day at a time, a week at most. And they tell the school about it well beforehand. Back in the day you used to have months long strikes, and they used to work because the strikers wouldn't go back to work unless they got what they needed. Now it's a game.
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@ShitpostGate This is peak humanity. It'll never get better than this, folks.
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@richdecamp @CNviolations Change into your armo(u)r, right?
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@NaughtyTrevor1 @infinite_aether @GarbageHuman24 Hitler was a national socialist. He didn't want private financial institutions having political power, he wanted the State to control all financial institutions. A lot of them were also owned by Jews, whom he had previously promised to deal with, killing two birds with one stone.
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@crewedave1 @TheIronyShow197 @AMAZlNGNATURE This would happen in Minecraft 100%
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@DelusionPosting "It's down in the New Lodge, it's where I long to be Lyin' in the dark with a Provo company A comrade on me left and another one on me right And a clip of ammunition for me little ArmaLite"
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@ChangeOfBasis @MYB1773 @Stone_tossers I thought it was a crab rave joke lol
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