Westor Lowbrood, Dungeon Boss
@WestorLowbrood
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25/they/kobold Kobold lore, magic: the gathering, videogames, memes, and politics. Feel free to DM me if you want to chat!
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As a reminder, this site is bad and I am looking to make a hard shift over to butterfly site at some point
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There are exactly 3 types of tweets involving this character:
Tom is evil cause he puts you in debt and he's greedy capitalist scum
Tom is good because he gives you 0 interest, no deadline loans and gives massive amounts to charity
Tom is horny cause his balls are fat as fuck
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I should be leaving for work right now but I had to make this important jpg
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kobold behavior
Sometimes I buy obviously gigantic fake gems off eBay so I can keep them in a little wooden treasure box by my computer and do this with them every now and again with this exact expression
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A visual metaphor for Kobolds collaborating on an intellectual endeavor
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Dragons sometimes need to make these kinds of information posts because the kobolds just won't figure it out on their own
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pathfinder 2nd edition lizard folk don't leave much to the imagination with these kind of fashion choices
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*puts a Kobold in your inventory*
*puts a Kobold in your inventory*
*puts a Kobold in your inventory*
*puts a Kobold in your inventory*
*puts a Kobold in your inventory*
*puts a Kobold in your inventory*
*puts a Kobold in your inventory*
*puts a Kobold in your inventory*
*puts a
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*You unzip your backpack, and out pops the snoot of a kobold you didn't pack in there*
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Kobolds when their dungeon trap catches an adventurer
when i say YIPPIE and WAHOO this is what i mean
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This exchange has goblin & kobold energy
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What foolish horny people think it's like to be a dragon lord with a brood of kobolds: I can make them do whatever i want (;(; (((;;; (;
What its really like: Oh god I have like 200 dumb little bastards in my giant cave house and only 4 of them listen to me
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New favorite image genera:
People who buy things at home depot with absolutely no coherent plan on how to get it home
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Mechanism you'd find in a kobold's bedroom to deter other kobolds from snooping in the 1st kobold's room
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Several Kobolds hitting you with toy hammers
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How dragons settle arguments
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Kobold wizard magic word used to cast dozens of buff spells
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A kobold doctor prescribing you dragon estrogen, and whenever you ask what that's gonna do they just roll there eyes and say, "Exactly what you think its gonna do."
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Kobolds only do this when they're gay little creatures for each other
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What it's like to be hit on by a Kobold
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This is how kobolds peak out of the arrow slits on the castle walls of the fort they are guarding
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Kobolds when the dragon FINALLY lets them go in the treasure trove
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Kobold: yip ^w^
Dragon: yip :)
Kobold: old ass dragon :/
Dragon: BITCH?! D:<
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You: [Lets out a sad sigh]
Emotional support kobold: yip? [Offers you a large gemstone they were gnawing on, to comfort you]
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Kobold doing this with their dragon
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Kobolds will eat the aluminum can after they drink the soda and argue over which "soda rind" tastes best
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Kobold 1: I wish I could fly
Kobold 2: oh flying is easy, I do it all the time
K 1: but you're wingless, how do you fly?
K 2: you just need to know the magic word, watch this
Kobold 2 walks up to a dragon, lifts both arms up and yells: YIP!!
On reflex, the dragon picks them up
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If a dragon crawls through this they come out the other side as a kobold
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Me with the butter knife after I make a PB&J
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ghillie suit favored by kobold snipers who like to hide in the grassy hills
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Kobolds whenever the dragon steps into the room
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Loser scumbag, 1000 KOBOLD BLAST 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎
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Dragon: Its Pride Month, Kobold. You know what that means
Kobold: huh
Kobold: what
Dragon: [Turns to walk away with a smug smile]
Kobold: [waving hands in desperation] Do you want us to make like
kobold: gay dungeons
Kobold: what
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A kobold sniffing your hand before gently biting it to hold onto you
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Kobolds when in the dragon's alchemy room and they smell something tasty
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If you like giant plumes of vapor but hate pollution you'll love nuclear power plants. Their clouds are 100% pure and clean water. No carcinogens or green house gases.
aesthetically massive amounts of air pollution look sick as hell. i think we need more of it
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pf2e be like: What if gnolls were just really good at talking to people in a very intimate way haha it would be so funny (:
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Where I wear a brakelet? haha 😏
Well, it'ds my peabis 😳
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if you hold a kobold like this, you reveal their most tender weak point (Their soft belly)
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Kobold sorcerer: ESTROGEN BLAST!!!! *shoots you*
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Kobold with the "seen too many friends fall in battle" eyes
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how kobolds give kisses
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A dragon boss calling a office kobold into their office, giving them a little kiss on the forehead, then checking off that kobold's name on a list, then sending them out, then calling in the next kobold
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check out my cohost, you kobold loving freaks
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A kobold eating caltrops out of a bag like they're potato chips
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Dragon and Kobold dynamic
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POV: You are a dragon messing with a kobold
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Kobolds when they see your shoes tied
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A Kobold newspaper that's mostly just the word yip and pictures of dragons or cool swords
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Official pf2e kobold art.... my beloved
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if u hold a kobold like this they make a soft little content sigh
Asian Water Monitor - Varanus salvator
📷 therealtarzann
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Non-binary kobold: yip :)
Trans kobold: yip :)
Kobold society: yip :)
Their dragon Lord: yip :)
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Women don't want nice guys
They want tiny guys
They want guys with horns
And scales
And natural arcane powers
And a cute voice that goes yip
They want a kobold guy
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Dragon watching Kobold POV
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HOT SINGLE KOBOLDS IN YOUR AREA WANT TO JOIN YOUR PARTY
>>CLICK HERE TO ACCEPT<<
LIMITED TIME OFFER, DON'T WAIT
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Dragons doing this to their kobolds as enclosure enrichment
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Sometimes a kobold does this to a slime as a prank
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Mana potions for Southern rust belt kobolds
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The state doesn't trust me to be left alone to my own devices, because the last time that happened I started hiding bear traps in couch cushions
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How dragons show other dragons their favorite kobold of the week
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POV:
You are a student at an alchemy school and you are reading a very long series of personal notes scribbled into the margins of a recipe page
Don’t do this… my insides are currently melting and I think I need to go to the hospital…
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Kobold: Will you venture on a quest for The Great and Wounderful Grimby?
Adventurer: Are you Grimby
Kobold: Yes :D
Adventurer, doing a double take: Did you just say "colon Dee"
Kobold: Grimby can say as they pleases :3c
Adventurer: ok, whats the quest
Kobold: Get me rocks uwu
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Kobold energy
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A kobold perfect parrying all your attacks (HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!?!)
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Kobold noises you can hear if you press your ear up to a cave dungeon
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Dragon bed with custom kobold tunnels
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Somewhere, out there, is a kobold meant for you. They are your perfect match. And when they find you, they will be so annoying.
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A slightly miffed dragon who has opened 4 presents, each containing a kobold, and still surrounded by an uncountable pile of presents, each yipping gently
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Kobolds when they hatch
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Sup lads in the recent light of
@tacklebawks
outing himself as a pedophile I'm goin to use this as an opportunity to explain why it's a bad thing to condon this kind of content, even in fiction.
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picking up a kobold by their tail and wiggling them around as they make a distressed "Mrreehh!!!" grumble noise
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Kobolds do this shit every time they enter a medium-sized-humanoid clothing store
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A dragon carrying an oversized Kobold plushie around making eye contact with a kobold carrying a tiny dragon plushie
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A kobold PERFECT GUARDing all your head pats, resulting in them taking minimal chip damage, and you being gently knocked away with a frame disadvantage
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If you leave your Kobold in a room alone, they'll start yipping loudly so you'll come check on them
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>be me, a kobold
>be christmas :D
>get a rock
>Hit rock with hammer lol
>inside full of wires
>???
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Dragons when a kobold is evil and rambunctious
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kobold sorcerer color pallet
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how kobolds serve food at a breakfast joint
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Dragons doing this with thousands of coins to help excite and stimulate their kobolds Fun-Silly-Party Muscles so they stay healthy
really makes you feel something to see this kind of thing 👍
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Dragon: my heart is full of hatred and villainy, MUWHAHAHA
A Kobold, doing a silly little fortnite dance: yip
Dragon, watching intently: ... There's now a little compassion and wimsy in my heart. I think it's trying to spoon the hatred and villainy.
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Kobolds exsist on an Intimidating to Adorable facial expression scale which can be graphed based on how much you are viewing them from the side (scary) to forward facing (silly)
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how kobolds wrestle
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Kobolds dont get to yip anymore, Because of Woke
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Some kobolds are GAY and you can't stop them from eating crayons and that's just a FACT sweety
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A Kobold who has found itself bring the wheel of a large automobile
A Kobold who had found itself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
And it asks itself, "yip?"
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A kobold doing a magical girl transformation going from:
Scrawny lizard in a loin cloth holding a spear
into
Scrawny lizard in a frilly loin cloth holding a spear with a bright red bow tied to it
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A kobold doing push ups, under a dragon doing push ups
With an exhausted sigh, the dragon collapses onto the ground, smothering the kobold
The kobold continues their push ups, managing to lift the dragon off the ground as if the half a ton of weight was nothing
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You open a door, kobold behind it, they yip
You open another door, same thing, yip
You open a drawer in a dresser-
Kobold pops out, yips
You pass a mirror and there's a Kobold inside it, you yip
You're in the house of 100 kobolds
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A kobold watching you carefully... sometimes you start doing something and they begin to write frantically on a clip board
if you try and talk to them they ignore you, and if you approach they scamper away
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Kobolds when the dragon holding them forgets its a friend and not a stim toy
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The last thing kobolds see after saying The Big Dragon in the sky is dumb
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