New ep of the Mentally Oddcast! Nikki Mariotti talks Aliens, being enby, honorifics, and yes--pronouns. Because there's also a MadLib. Also, sarcasm, coming out, and Fiddler on the Roof.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Bashing a sitting POTUS isnโt very American. In fact, thatโs probably what a communist would do.
Hannity said so last year, so it must be true...
@TheTNHoller
@MiscDarke
โWell he hasnโt killed anyone yet, so weโll just have to wait and see. By which I mean come back when youโre dead.โ โ95% of judges in DV hearings.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
@CNN
Youโre going to be soooo mad when you find out
@FoxNews
isnโt a news org either. Next time you appear there, you might should ask about it.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Have you ever discussed with a therapist why the existence of trans people upsets you so? You hang out with some of the worst ppl America has to offer, but THIS is the thing you keep ranting about.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Translation: My daddy wants to give Putin all of Ukraine so heโll be his pal again. And Iโm helping because Iโve given up on ever being free or happy.
PS, donations plz?
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Compassionate, beloved, still working his ass off to improve the lives of others?
Yeah man, we are of one mind on this one!
*honestly thinking of how being Jimmy Carter could possibly be an insult*
@DonaldJTrumpJr
A Breitbart article asserting that a college level theory course is being taught to 4-year-olds?
Do you ever get tired of pretending to be this stupid? It must be exhausting.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Not the church. Just the branch funneling money to Moscow. You know, the folks who keep attacking Ukraine.
See, other presidents prefer to stop crime rather than joining in for a profit.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Groceries are expensive for us. because the GOP voted down the bill to stop price gouging.
Theyโre expensive for you because youโre drowning in criminal penalties.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Itโs actually pretty gross that youโd be joking about this. People died and our Capitol was disgraced because your dad got his fee-fees hurt.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Yup.
โWhen somebody is the president of the United States, the authority isโฆ Itโs total. The governors know that.โ - Trump, April 2020
@RalphNader
So, your stance is: โLetโs all blame a competent woman who warned us for the actions of a lifelong grifter and his pathetic, cowardly enablers.โ
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Wait--so the voting system *isn't* broken and everyone's votes are needed and impactful?
I'm just asking because that's the opposite of what you've been saying since roundabout Nov 4, 2020.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Are you and Ivanka still on speaking terms? Can you please ask her whatโs the appropriate attire to celebrate an indictment this time of year?
Iโm guessing pastelsโฆ
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Oh, thank goodness. It was such a terrible tragedy I was so worried you wouldnโt take time to falsely politicize it. But here you are.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
LyingPropagandistSaysWhat?
Dude, youโre the guy who gave a speech amping up rioters. You used the phrase โtotal warโ and now youโre pretending the side that opposes rape and sedition are the divisive ones?
You did it, Don!
Youโre finally worse than your dad.
Congratulations.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Are you trying to win an award for Most Melodramatic Propagandist?
You can calm down. Youโre in the lead by a wide margin.
You donโt really want to get into โlauded peopleโ with โNo accomplishmentsโ do you?
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Hey, remember last year when it turned out that $240 million of the $250 million raised to โStop the Stealโ went missing?
Did you guys ever find that money and return it to your working-class donors? I forget. ๐ค
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Didnโt he just sprain his ankle playing with the dogs?
But sure, letโs all pretend tripping up some steps is as bad as say 500,000 dead, two impeachments, and inspiring overt sedition. ๐
@Heisi12989491
@bjaninemorison
@realDonaldTrump
Riiiight. Because if you think she might have slept with too many people, that means Brett Kavanaugh deserves to be on SCOTUS despite his lies, screaming fits, obvious bias, and boozing ways, right?
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Just because he repeatedly violated the Constitution, got impeached, and then tried to overthrow the government and was later held liable for rapeโฆdoesnโt mean heโll make good on his promises of dictatorship and revenge!
Oh wait. Yes, it does.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
At least he didnโt trip over multiple boxes of stolen Top Secret documentsโฆprobably because heโs never committed espionage. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
But sure, old people falling down is hilarious. ๐ ๐คข๐คฎ
@DonaldJTrumpJr
I donโt understand the problem.
He wears sneakers. Yโall are selling sneakers in a pathetic attempt to avoid bankruptcies all around.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
You think?
Personally, I'm "upset" that the guy who caused this disaster hasn't admitted it or apologized--and that you're pretending a photo op of him watching water get delivered has made him a hero.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Not sure why youโd need to be told this, but these unsourced accusations arenโt evidence. This isnโt real. You know damn well it isnโt.
This is a pathetic attempt to distract from the 1/6 committeeโฆUnless youโve done something else terrible we havenโt heard about yet.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Matt Gaetz (allegedly ๐) hates Trump?!?
Thatโs news to me.
Greg Abbott too? I know he got very into human trafficking at Christmas that timeโฆ and look at these clear mortal enemies:
@BenBergquam
Wait, you saw multiple crimes being committed at the airport?
Did you call ICE?
How can you tell by looking at a person what their visa status is?
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Your 1/6 testimony says you donโt recall what happened to $240 million of the $250 million your dad grifted from his cultists to โstop the steal.โ
Where was *that* funneled?
@DonaldJTrumpJr
You're posting in outrage that a prominent political family might be involved in crime?
๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐
I wonder what that's a smokescreen for?
*checks news*
Oh...Yikes dude. Yikes.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Not seeing the gallows, weapons, or brutality aimed at cops. Are they behind the people with signs?
Also, theyโre protesting actual murders as opposed to throwing tantrums because you daddy had a sad.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Because as soon as Biden found out they werenโt where they should be, he reported the docs through the proper channels. Basically the opposite of what your dad did.
Not so much a โdouble standardโ as wildly different circumstances.
@RealHickory
Thatโs quite a fabrication. Itโs not remotely true or even believable, but MAGA ppl clamoring to vote for a treasonous felon wonโt care.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
As I recall, your dad didnโt even know he had to select a cabinet when he took office, or what an emoluments clause is, or that the job was going to be difficult.
@LabyrinthWeaver
@DonaldJTrumpJr
AFAIK, Don jr didnโt even get a โHappy Birthdayโ from his dad. FFS even deadbeat dads call their kid on their birthday.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Fundraising off an arrest & mugshot is easily the Trumpiest thing in the history of happenings. Congratulations. The bar is now so low itโs covered in magma.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
@TheBabylonBee
Iโm sure it is hard for you to believe humans can care about each other even when thereโs no immediate profit to be made. We do though.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Where is the outrage? Probably pointed at the guy who never donated his salary like he said, wasn't under audit like he said, and writes off silence after sex as a business expense. That, Sir, is outrageous.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
@prageru
I think Iโll lie about my net worth for decades and then pretend Iโm being persecuted and picked on when someone finally has the balls to stand up and do something about it.
Isโฆis that the right answer?
@TheStevenCheung
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Does the vid cut out before he leaves without paying the checkโฆagain?
I guess this is what happens when you canโt scrape together enough good will for a Good Will Tour.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
"What they believe..."
What they believe: Don't commit fraud. Don't cheat people to the tune of millions.
Hint: This should only scare you if you're crooked as hell, brag about being crooked for decades, and then state plainly that you think you're too special to be charged.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Because youโre not protecting anyone. This bill is just a gross way to frame your bigotry. If you cared about any women, youโd stop supporting laws that put the government between them and their doctors.
Democrats arenโt going to support your delusions/lies about trans adults or
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Two guys who didnโt go to medical school agree that the entire global medical community is mistaken about vaccine efficacy? And completely without evidence?
Well now I donโt know what to think! ๐ค
@DonaldJTrumpJr
She comes from a time and place when the GOP wasnโt entirely made up of reactionary asshats. It was way back before you cared about politics.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
An accusation of โPolitical vengeanceโ from the team who promised to fix inflation but spends all their time oppressing trans people and flipping out over an old laptop isโฆpretty typical actually.
But you should still stop.
You donโt have to stay on this team.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
You're not seriously pretending you know so little about the legal system that you aren't aware that it takes time to put a case together--are you?
I'd swear I've seen pics of you hanging out with a lawyer. Maybe ask her to explain it.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Remember when you told a story about giving your dad a monogrammed gift? But later he forgot you gave it to him so he gifted it back to you?
Was that because he was already a forgetful old man 15 years ago?
Or did he just want to cruelly remind you he doesnโt like you?
@DonaldJTrumpJr
This propaganda brought to you by the Russian oligarchs the Trumps owe money to. The Bratva doesnโt take bankruptcy for an answer, cลทka. โณโณโ๏ธ
@DonaldJTrumpJr
We werenโt the ones chanting โJews will not replace us.โ
That was MAGA fans. Thatโs why your dad called them โvery fine people.โ
Isnโt it interesting how you pretend racism doesnโt exist and tolerance is โwokeโ until your ilk needs to turn it around on progressives?
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Well gosh, I guess not everyone can have the trim physique and raw animal magnetism as *checks notes* Donald Trumpโฆor any of the Trump men really. ๐คญ
@RepJimBanks
@DonaldJTrumpJr
โIโm Jim Banks. Iโm far more concerned with the contents of a soldierโs underpants than I am, with morality, integrity, bravery, intelligence, decency, and justice. But donโt worry, plenty of people who never served agree with my bigotry!โ ๐
@DonaldJTrumpJr
That sucks.
Though if youโre offended by the N-word, you should hear about the guys from that old TV show,
#TheApprentice
. They were lousy with it.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Biden sent the secretary of transportation.
Thatโs his job.
You wouldnโt be trying to deflect from anything in the news today, would you? ๐คญ
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Now do the National Debt.
Or the drop in inflation.
Or how you JUST insulted
@FoxNews
one tweet ago and are now using them as a source. ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Wait, how long have you known it was possible to put petty personal disputes aside? Asking for Hunter Bidenโฆand Alec Baldwinโฆand the cast of SNLโฆand Don Lemonโฆand everyone on The View.
@kimguilfoyle
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Youโd need to be a MAGA cultist to think for one second that he isnโt guilty of everything heโs charged with plus a whole lot more.
Innocent people donโt hire mob lawyers or threaten the children of judgesโthough Iโm not at all surprised you didnโt know that.
Seriously though, how is this
#Boobert
race so close? She's functionally illiterate and married to a sexual predator. WTF are the up-sides to her? Aside from being willing to tell a popular lie, I mean.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Really? The guy who shoots rare animals as a hobby is feigning empathy for dogs?
You ever consider changing your name to Tad Disingenuous?
@DonaldJTrumpJr
This is hilarious. Takes the sting out of him still being allowed on the ballot in my home state.
Like I always say, he should have stayed a game show host. He could have kept being a lawless creep forever. But oh noโฆhe got his few-fees hurt and had to ruin America for his
@RonFilipkowski
Well yeah. Because Madame HYDRA is paying all his bills for him and whining about it on podcasts. When youโre in your 40โs and living on an allowance, everything seems expensive. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Iโm confused. Why is it bad that people on the terror watch list are getting arrested?
Also, your objection to drug dealers being in this country is noted (and scoffed at).
@furrshurr1
@WalshFreedom
False. Gore conceded, then recanted when he was informed that the vote count was incomplete. The winner should be based on votes. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
You bring up a great point though: the last 2 Republican presidents did not get the most votes, yet claimed they had a mandate from the masses.
@MittRomney
Shame you forget to say that when we abandoned the Kurds.
Honestly man, if we couldnโt set up a democracy in 20 years, itโs because they didnโt want us to. Weโve got a few democracy issues of our own to address these daysโor hadnโt you noticed?
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Everyone, THIS is what grooming and indoctrination look like.
Don, you know this is really gross right? Itโs not like you want atheists, Muslims, or LGBTQ kids to exercise their โGod-given rightโ to say whatโs on their mind without being silenced.