FFS I GIVE UP. MY PHONE HATES ME. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😂

I've come back just to say that the algorithm is absolutely fucking with me. It showed me a reel that says 'the last movie/tv show you watched is the name of your vagina.' The last tv show I watched was 'Nobody Wants This' on Netflix. 💀

@LlamaBusiness 😂

@PaulnotBrian Sorry about your shitty day, Paul! Hope the weekend gets better for you ❤️

@matthew1471 I have a one bedroom flat so I can't 🙂

@clumsyoaf33 Fabulous!! 😍❤️

@seanayling @Miss_Tified_UK @smacula I agree. Twitter helped me before when I wasn't in a good place and it's still doing that now.

@vanessaikou Exactly this. I can fill my time with so many hobbies but it's not the same.

@philp83 Omg look at him!! 🥹🥹😍

@FreshClobberCo 🙄😂

@FreshClobberCo You got any other ideas? 😂 I don't drink whiskey unless it's in a cocktail

@BSallybag It sucks 😕

@FreshClobberCo Not sure that's a good idea 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

@Miss_Tified_UK Thank you, lovely. If I'm ever in London, I will take you up on it x

@LlamaBusiness LOVE those! The bitch please one speaks to me!!

I was feeling so sorry for myself coz I thought he ghosted me, but then he actually called for a chat! The way I perked up, I swear I nearly got whiplash! I got so much energy after the call that I swept, hoovered and did some laundry!

@toniwriter 😭😂😂😂

@musicnmusings Ahhhhhh!!! 🥹🥰

@hail2thetealeaf This is my dream! 🥹😍