Chris Marler
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I have nothing to say for myself | Social Media Manager @1045espn @lasportsdotnet | Host @lockedonsc | Host All Tide Up @covercrimson | cohost @4thandwrongpod
Joined September 2024
UGA fans, you asked for a pregame pep talk before Texas. A tradition unlike any other. My very NSFW pep talk for UGA vs Texas this Saturday. "You're about to get the best version of Kirby Smart, and that's the worst f*cking thing you can possibly imagine.".#GoDawgs #HornsDown
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Backup UNC lacrosse players finding out they’re about to be starting wide receivers
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Would absolutely love to watch Alabama or Georgia’s offensive lines line up in this weather and run it down Indiana’s throat for 60 minutes.
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I’m gonna say it…. You HAVE to get him off the show. He means too much to everyone’s nostalgia, childhood, and really the college football fan in general. Make Pat put on a Corso head and pay homage to him every weekend. It’s getting worse by the week and we all hate it.
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Same dude who was bitching and moaning about horns down being classless during a postgame handshake line is now tongue out and screaming LFG before leaving the line and yelling to the crowd? . Wow.
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Idk if South Carolina, Alabama, and Ole Miss would win the natty. I don’t know if they’d win their first round game against Notre Dame. However, I do know that all 3 would beat the brakes off this Indiana team.
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I can’t stop laughing at this Andrew Smart pic. Kid is unreal hahaha
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Justin Fields had 40 TDs and 1 INT at Ohio State.
Name a player that went into the portal from Georgia and went on to be a huge miss for the Dawgs? I’ll hang up and listen.
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“Bryce Young sucks, he threw another interception.”. The interception:
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My man @TomFornelli said the SEC was just the Big 12 with better PR, so I’m just gonna leave this here. Here are the Strength of Schedule Rankings of the current top 10 non-SEC CFP contenders . No SEC team ranks below 38th nationally
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They’re also 13-1 against Ohio State in their last 14 games and have won 16 of the last 18 national titles. But go off.
The SEC is undefeated in hypothetical matchups.
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Spent $9000 to flex on a league they’re 3-13 against? Yeeeesh. Have some shame brother.
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I make fun of UGA fans a lot for the ref stuff and pics of bad calls they always post after a loss. But this is a joke man. The officiating in big games this year and big moments is so bad.
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UGA players ejected: 2. Texas 3rd Down Conversions: 1.
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I know damn well a Texas fan ain’t complaining about the refs after last night.
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Ohio State fans chanting “S-E-C!” Like anyone outside of Knoxville is pulling for the Vols haha.
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SEC fans turning on the Big Ten Championship and realizing Gary Danielson still exists.
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Total Players Lost in the Transfer Portal by SEC team
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Big Ten: We are gonna play 9 conference games. SEC: Ok. Is someone forcing you to do that?. Big Ten: No, but we’ll make more money. SEC: Ok. ***Several years and national titles later***. Big Ten: WHY AREN’T Y’ALL PLAYING 9 CONFERENCE GAMES STILL.
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Up 34-0 with less than 5 minutes left in the 4th, Alabama just put their starters back in on 4th & Goal on the one yard line to try and keep the shutout intact. I don't care if they allow it or not, THAT is the mentality and energy I want from Kane Wommack and this defense.
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Greg Sankey has no one to blame but himself when the league only gets 3 teams in tomorrow. If you wanted 4 teams in it was simple….- Hold your officials accountable .- Don’t make such a massive scheduling imbalance within your own league. It was that simple.
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As I always say if we are gonna talk about sports we are gonna do it with logic and factual information. Here are some factual statistics about the current CFP Contenders. Enjoy. #CFBPlayoff #CFP
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The ACC Championship game with some questionable at best officiating as the league tries to get 2 teams in the CFP…. Clemson has 0 penalties in the game for the first time since 1952. SMU, the 4th most penalized team in FBS, has only 4 tonight, and this was a no call.
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That Hoover team had Michigan’s OC calling the offense and Jeremy Pruitt calling the defense. And Rush Propst calling two whole ass families.
Wild: Michigan’s new OC, Chip Lindsey served as the OC at Hoover High School (Alabama) in 2007. Who remembers Two-A-Days on MTV?
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Texas A&M playing “Calling Baton Rouge” to troll LSU in victory formation. Damn.
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For the Bama fans that want to hate on Milroe, congrats on telling on yourself for one. And two, here’s a friendly reminder that he’s the only reason Bama…. - Beat UGA. Twice.- Beat the brakes off LSU. Twice .- Beat Auburn on 4th & 31.- Got you to the CFP. Stay blessed idiots.
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“I think they’re both bullsh*ttin us.”. - Nick Saban after :30 seconds of Coach speak from Kirby and Sark 😂😂😂
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Listen, Alabama loses this game either way, but I’m gonna say this again…. There is too much money invested AND way too much made off this fucking game to have bad officiating be THIS prevalent every single week. 1) Hold these people accountable . 2) Fucking fix it.
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It was 23-0 at the half and you had the lowest yardage in one half (38) you had in 20 years. But love this stage in the grieving process for you.
Texas outscored Georgia 15-7 in the second half. I want a rematch. This “blowout” talk is hilarious.
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Bama def didn’t deserve to get in. I get the case against Ole Miss and South Carolina too. But to sit here and make the argument that “they should’ve just won their games and not lost 3 games” while 3 loss Clemson got an auto-bid & Boise got a 4 Seed and a bye is hysterical.
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Glad you brought this up Vic. Bama scheduled non-cons for the current decade .‘ 21 - Miami .‘22 - ‘Texas.‘23- Texas .‘24 - Wisconsin .‘25 - FSU & Wisconsin.‘26 - WVU & FSU.‘27 - WVU & Ohio St .‘28 - Ohio State & Ok State .‘29 - Notre Dame & OK St. But Mercer outweighs all that.
@VernDumbquist Alabama wouldn't schedule Indiana. I think they just play teams like Mercer for their non conference games.
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Ok bud
Vanderbilt will be Texas’ 4th ranked matchup of the season. After week nine, only two teams in the SEC will have played four games against ranked opponents: Texas, Arkansas.
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Hate it man. Guess yall didn’t have enough Dasani bottles to overturn this one.
I’m not whining about the refs bc my team lost; I just want them to call the game the same for both sides. Texas got a rouging the passer on this play while Georgia did not get one on virtually the same play. Either neither are roughing the passer or both are.
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Shoutout to the UGA student with the Blue Cane reference. Incredible 😂😂
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I will also say this…. The idea that the committee wouldn’t put a team out of the playoff bc they lost their conference championship game by only 3 points after a great regular season?. 2023 UGA.
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Florida State fans holding onto this shit after going 2-10 is one of the sadder things I’ve seen in awhile.
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🚨🚨 It’s officially Gameday!! 🚨🚨. Here’s EVERYTHING you need to know about the @CitrusBowl between @GamecockFB and @IlliniFootball from Orlando . #SpursUp #Illini #HTTO #famILLy #BowlSeason #CitrusBowl
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I get on UGA fans a lot for the complaining about the refs but this RT for Notre Dame is holding players like a fucking newborn baby.
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Bama lost 41 players to the portal & the greatest coach in CFB history. They went 9-3, as should’ve been expected. Watching this fans making Milroe as the lone scapegoat is unreal. Cost them a natty? He was the only reason you got to the CFP last year.
Saying it without saying it? . Assuming this is it for Milroe, many will remember him one of two ways:. • a guy that cost Bama a shot at two Nattys. Or. • a guy that held the locker room together as best he could when Saban retired and won Bama an SECC. Which are you?.
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How many more times would UGA have to beat Texas to be ranked ahead of them?.
My final @AP_Top25 ballot. 1-Ohio St.2-ND.3-Oregon.4-Texas.5-Penn St.6-UGA.7-Tennessee.8-SMU.9-Arizona St.10-Indiana.11-Ole Miss.12-BYU.13-Boise St.14-Iowa St.15-Miami.16-Illinois.17-UNLV.18-Clemson.19-Syracuse.20-Mizzou.21-Louisville.22-Memphis.23-SCarolina.24-Army.25-Colorado.
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CRAZY STAT: Yesterday was the first day of the December transfer portal window being open and over 1500 players entered . Here’s a Quick Look at every #SEC team’s biggest needs in the transfer portal . A thread 🧵
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If Joe Biden is gonna pardon his dumbass, crack smoking son the least he could do is also pardon that LSU loss for South Carolina and get them in the playoff. #CFBPlayoffs #CFP.
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Nah he’s Looking for loose change.
I’ll bet every dollar in wallet that Greg Byrne is the only Power Four AD picking up trash on his campus today.
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Jayden Daniels running for his live from Jalen Carter, Nolan Smith, and Jordan Davis. All the flashbacks from 2021.
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Idk ask Clemson.
It’s probably time to ask….What would Georgia’s record be if they had to face an ACC schedule??.
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IF THE SEC IS DEAD THEN WHY ARE THEY PLAYING UGA AND AUBURN’S THEME MUSIC AT THE INAUGURATION PAAAAWWWWWLLL?!?!
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Massive missed opportunity to not break this news on Snapchat tbh.
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People like @TomFornelli and @dannykanell have really turned talking about College Football into the same way CNN delivers the news. Talking down to you. Like everyone is beneath them. They are the smartest people in the room. Just ask them.
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You mean to tell me the team that played one opponent with a pulse all season and lost by 2 scores is losing by 2 scores in the Playoff? . Wow. I am shocked.
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For any Bama fans looking for a silver lining/optimism after the last 2 games. 2014. In 2014 Bama lost to Ole Miss to drop to 4-1. Next week, the narrowly escape unranked Arkansas by 1 point, 14-13. They closed the season with 7 straight wins and made the CFP. #RollTide.
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No whistles on a delay of game. No one hears it. EVERY announcer AND the head of officials in the booth all say they didn't hear it. 1st Down Mizzou for unnecessary roughness. Bama gets all the calls.
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Totes. Can you Imagine if he sprinted down a hill seconds before the rest of the team did in their entrance into the stadium. How Cringe.
You can’t tell me this dude doesn’t think he’s on a stage and is the main character.
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My most memorable Bama homecoming ever was 2002. Lynyrd Skynyrd played on the Quad. My dad forgot out tickets at home in Atlanta then made my stepmom drive 4 hours home and 4 hours back to get them . Anyway Santonio Beard had 5 TDs, Bama won 42-7 and she divorced him.
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This fanbase made a commemorative book for the season after beating Alabama. In October.
The No. 1 team gets a home win and you’d have thought they won a natty tonight.
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MASSIVE get for UGA . Also it should be noted how well Kirby has held things together during what he’s going through. Just incredible.
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This isn’t even close to as big of a deal as social media is gonna try and make it out to be.
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It’s Officially Bowl Szn y’all! Which means one thing and one thing only…. SEC MATCHUP BREAKDOWNS! 🏈🏆. Here’s EVERYTHING you need to know for Saturday’s CFB Playoff 1st Rd Game between @Vol_Football and @OhioStateFB . #GBO #VFL #VolTwitter #GoBucks #CFBPlayoff #CFP
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Was told he was going to Auburn. Weird.
BREAKING: South Carolina QB LaNorris Sellers has signed a new deal with the Gamecocks💰. Sellers boasts a $2.7M On3 NIL Valuation.
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The funniest thing ever would be A&M beating Texas to keep them out of the playoff.
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Right. That’s why Michigan started top 10 this year? . That’s why Penn state is always top 10 despite a 4-19 record against top 10 teams . Bc of what they do now. Throw out playing for 16 of 18 national titles . Get mad about SEC bias all you want the anti-SEC Bias is way weirder.
We no longer need to default to deference when it comes to the SEC based on decades of prior success. We can — and should — evaluate these teams as they are now, warts and all. Just like everybody else in college football.
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This Alabama team has absolutely zero ability to stay focused and composed for 60 minutes. Even 30. And, THAT is coaching.
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*inhales and looks both ways*. I STILL THINK ALABAMA, OLE MISS, AND SOUTH CAROLINA WOULD'VE BEATEN SMU AND INDIANA. Send Tweet. Mute Conversation.
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Get this dude the fuck out of my city.
Genuinely impressed. This place is as disappointing as everyone says it is. Honestly, great call from the haters.
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On this play…. - Refs originally said Alabama DECLINED a roughing the kicker penalty. - Then got a 15 yard penalty for a late hit that they were flagged for . - All the while players are signaling a fumble recovery that was never reviewed . What in the actual fuck is happening
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You can really see the joy in their faces.
Derick and Erick Smith have signed with @AuburnFootball . Derick also unveiled his jersey for the Navy All-American Game.
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This is replacing “rent free” as One of the weakest things in trash talk nowadays . Just admit you got your ass kicked.
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WEEK 14 SEC POWER RANKINGS . Once again absolutely flawless and perfect over at @LASportsDotNet . Full article HERE 🔗
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Right. I think the rest of us are sick and tired of watching Big Ten teams play an SOS ranked 100th or worse into November (3rd yr in a row) while UGA and others play 5 Top 20 teams . It kinda sounds like you’re just sick and tired of the SEC & want a novelty to get in instead.
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Wow. @JoshPateCFB stayed on the field to watch the Notre Dame trophy celebration after the loss. Incredible competitor.
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First and foremost, That coward in NOLA will never break the spirit of that city or the fanbases down there. With that said…. Here’s EVERYTHING you need to know about tomorrow’s @SugarBowlNola between @GeorgiaFootball and @NDFootball . #GoDawgs #GoIrish #CFBPlayoff #CFP #UGA
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Texas came into the SEC and were given the easiest schedule in the league. UGA on the other hand had to earn everything they got this season. My article on why substance over style still reigns supreme in the best conference in America. #SECChampionship .
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CRAZY STAT: 6 of the 7 teams that Texas played this year not named Georgia finished in the bottom seven of the SEC standings. Only two of those seven teams was even above .500. THAT was the schedule they got in year one in the SEC.
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Bama in Death Valley…. 6 losses. In 68 years. 2 of them by Saban. Happy to help.
Hey @VernDumbquist can you please update that fantastic stat we were talking about the other day for the fine people on this app….
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Notable scores in those losses that were somehow caused by the refs…. 2024 at Georgia - Lost by 14.2023 at Missouri - Lost by 29.2022 at South Carolina - Lost by 25.2020 at Auburn - Lost by 13.2020 at Georgia - Lost by 23.
Notable road losses for Tennessee with former Alabama quarterback David Smith as referee during the last 10 seasons. 2024 at Georgia.2023 at Missouri.2022 at South Carolina.2020 at Auburn.2020 at Georgia.2017 at Kentucky.2016 at Texas A&M.2015 at Florida.
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I was told by @NicoleAuerbach that Nick Saban wore him out . In 2015.
Derrick Henry has become the first RB in NFL history to rush for 1,900+ yards TWICE 👑
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No SMU got the luxury of playing the 75th ranked strength of schedule in the country. And not beating a currently ranked team all season long. Thanks for playing.
SMU didn't get the luxury of playing Mercer.
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Allie just sent me this from the Lightning game. Jalen Milroe and Tyler Booker, noted hockey guys.
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Hey @KayceSmith I think they had fun getting ready for Marcel Reed. And since this was clearly your first time watching Carolina this year…Hope yall had fun in Columbia. #SpursUp
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*Nick Saban makes valid, good point.*. *Fans of teams he skulldragged for a decade and a half get mad over said valid and good point for the sake of being mad*. Rinse. Repeat.
NEW: Nick Saban calls for NIL competitive balance in College Football: . “The people out there need to know this model is unsustainable. One school can’t spend $30M for players while another school is spending $3M.”. (via @PatMcAfeeShow).
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Those 4 losses were by a combined 59 points. 1 less than FSU’s loss to UGA last year.
The SEC is 1-4 in their last 5 playoff games.
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Everything you need to know about tomorrow’s Birmingham Bowl between @VandyFootball and @GeorgiaTechFB . #GoJackets #AnchorDown #BowlSeason
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Crazy that Big Ten teams are scared to play at SEC stadiums bc of this.
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Penn State is 3-14 against ranked teams over the last 5 years. They beat #24 Illinois, #24 Iowa and Utah in a bowl game. Nearly half of the losses were by double digits. What are we talking about here.
@PeterBurnsESPN God I want Georgia so bad. Your face when they get curb stomped by Penn State will be glorious.
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Team down so bad my man is pulling for geography.
Huge day for the state of Florida. Miami wins 42-14. FSU wins 41-7. Florida wins 24-17. 💪💪💪.
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I thought the Branch news may deter Thomas but it appears not. Kirby is not messing around.
NEW: On3's @PeteNakos_ & @SWiltfong_ have logged predictions for Georgia to land Texas A&M transfer WR Noah Thomas🐶. Thomas recorded 8 touchdowns this season for the Aggies. Intel:
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🚨🚨BOWL SZN CONTINUES!! 🚨🚨. Here’s EVERYTHING you need to know about the @LasVegasBowl between @AggieFootball and @uscfb . #GigEm #12thMan #FightOn #BowlSeason
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Sneak peek at the SEC schedule reveal…
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This is the other thing I keep going back to . One of the things that will inevitably prevent a 4th SEC team getting in is the officials and @GregSankey ‘s inability to do a single thing about it . This is horrible for the brand. And it’s been bad all season.
Hard to believe this call against LSU is going to cost South Carolina a spot in the College Football Playoff .
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South Carolina ranks ahead of Texas A&M in…. Rush Defense, Pass Defense, Total Defense, Sacks, TFLs, Opponent Red Zone Conversions & Turnovers forced. Total Top 5 SEC Rank in those 7 categories . South Carolina: 5/7.Texas A&M: 0/7. Sooooo What the fuck are you talking about?.
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JAMESON WILLIAMS! JAMO! JAMO? NO JAMO! NO! BAD JAMO! 😂😂😂
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Brutal scene in the Military Bowl between East Carolina and NC State. This ref with a gash under his left eye after a benches clearing melee ensued with less than a minute to go.
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HOT TAKE: People hate on the Varsity for the same reasons people hated on Creed and Nickelback for forever, bc it’s trendy to do it. It’s a 100 year old place in the inner city with chili cheese dogs and onion rings. What were your f*cking expectations?
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You’re just not gonna convince me that that Texas team would beat South Carolina right now.
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Talked all that shit…. Tried to get chippy over and over…. Threw multiple punches on the sideline…. Just to lose for the 5th straight year. Love to see it. #RollTide.
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“But even if Texas runs the table, the damage has been done.”. So even if an SEC team wins we are going to discredit it hahaha. Throwing out 2 decades of factual evidence over a bad bowl season is objectively hilarious. I mean show us the doll at this point dude.
We no longer need to default to deference when it comes to the SEC based on decades of prior success. We can — and should — evaluate these teams as they are now, warts and all. Just like everybody else in college football.
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