First tweet has to be a banger. Ahem: Froggy.

@DisavowTrump20 Democrats: Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion is a good thing. Why do Republicans hate it so much? Also Democrats: Actually anyone Republicans put into power are DEI hires and let's list why DEI is a bad thing. Are Democrats retarded?

@TheEbonyMaw @iAnonPatriot I have to remind myself that you're not black because my immediate response was Democrats: Stay in your lane, boy.

@DeItaone When it is raining, it is raining.

@hayasaka_aryan I'm not sure how to tell Seth this but none of us watched Superbad for fucking Seth Rogen...

@Rothmus So I guess we just gonna pretend that Justin Timberlake's wasn't the breast of them all?

@ThePholosopherX Mustn't....simp....

@stormrobinson Pls bro. C'mon bro. I know all I do is repost stolen memes but I've got 200k followers and if you subscribe for $1.99 a month for the memes you could see on iFunny, I could make a bunch of money bro. Why are you being so selfish? My 6 kids are gonna starve bro.

@WhiteMageJenny I remain hopeful, but I'm also incredibly wary because of the numerous flops recently.

@DrRober60728667 @EndWokeness The Republican judges lied! That means we can just throw the constitution out the window! Hurray! Fuck the rule of law!

@TheEbonyMaw Oh yeah makes sense.

@DelusionPosting It's cheaper to open a business in Black neighborhoods because of uhhhhhhhh I don't wanna say. But we all know.

@IamSean90 That's hilarious

@Rothmus I usually hate these because the choice is obvious but like....the whole top row. Fuck the rules.

@nothotsjusbeans Imagine declaring that the left should go "Dark Woke" and then crying over a dark joke. Your side is filled with crybabies. Probably why you lost.

@Rothmus My most retarded opinion? Creed is trash, Nickleback is garbage and Guy Fieri is a dumpster fire. There, I think I nailed all of them. Wait do they have to be MY opinions?

@LibertarianMama @Rothmus I'm not afraid of Matt Damon

@reddit_lies Wrong. See, I vote blue no matter who so that means the odds are 1:2. Or 1: 27,000 because gender is a social construct and there's an infinite number of genders you bigot.

@RpsAgainstTrump But when Orange Man goes to a single football game, suddenly you're up in arms about wasteful spending. Give me a break. We all wish you people would fuck off forever.