Its time for Jennifer's story time. Now everyone gather around, its not a happy story. However its a story I take very seriously, and has actively influenced why I don't post many pictures of myself.

@yetanothergg @MadCapMunchkin @Disney I mean they did lose nearly a million (700k) subscribers this year....

@Pirat_Nation As a woman with overly large breasts I like being represented so stfu

Oh sure you all say this, then when I do it you all send me the hospital bills for your broken necks.

<Me> you're a connundrum <Kaitlyn> huh what did I do this time? <Me> Being with you feels like home but at the same time the most exciting adventure I'll ever have <Kaitlyn> .... Just shut up and kiss me you dork.

Scientists have named the phenomenon that occurs when me and @PkmnMasterK hug one another

Exactly how I feel about @PkmnMasterK

I'd pay $100 a year if someone could invent a way to block ads on TV on all streaming apps + Comcast cable box

can a case be made for false advertisement when they claim a service is ad free or no ads and yet they show you ads?

went to bed at 20.8k once more, woke up at 20.7k again. Elon is a meanie head.

this is why me and Kaitlyn suck at stealth missions

I swear to god GTA San Andreas street cops are programmed to dive right infront of your fast moving car to get you framed for cop killing.

make your choice friends :P

Tip of advice - when going for the Driving School trophy in GTA San Andreas - Don't do the Taxi trophy 1st. I made this mistake and had to spend 30 mins on one driving test cause they make you do it in a taxi and you have to time your brake + Gas perfect or else you jump.

A normal conversation between me and Kaitlyn

Um... Holy shit the shade being thrown here

Eh even if I get pruned down to 1 follower, i'll still love everyone and give bosomy hugs.

Elon still pruning my followers every time I get back above 20.8k

RT @MuscleMaddie: Jenny’s on the run!

oh sure PSN is down for the last day and a half, but you can CHARGE me for it on time even though I cannot use it. Real classy @PlayStation