*I'm the only surefire way to disengage your temporomandibular joint,
DOOCTOORRR BIIITCHCRAAAFT!!!
Let's party*
-Katya.
5'11. Bi. Horror-Obsessed. Chaotic.♊️
@fascinolive
I remember when I first joined Twitter, I mentioned something about about being interested in bi men (while being fully open about my own bisexuality) and I was FLOODED with replies from bm/bw about how I was opening myself up to HIV/AIDS. You would've thought it was the 80s.🤦🏽♀️
@sfergs_
Ask tall women. I'm always reaching up and getting stuff for my height-challenged girlies.
Atp, I just reach up grab things as soon as I see that "how am I gonna get this" look in their eyes. They don't even have to ask. I just hand it to them, we smile at each other, then I go.
@SmdSzn
Showering with my partner has never stopped me from scrubbing, but if it's one of those shave/exfoliate/pumice showers, they're gonna have to wait their turn to get into the bathroom.
@fascinolive
Pure ignorance pushes the social standard of a bisexual woman being accepted as just that, BISEXUAL, and often seen as more desirable/sexy because of it.
However, bisexual men are seen as gay if they express an interest in men AND women, and viewed as a higher STI risk.
@LaDiovanna
"Here, baby.
Put this taser and one of mommy's knives in your bag.
You never know.
And always remember to punch THROUGH your target.
Not AT them.
I love you. Be safe and have a good day."
@theejenbunny2
For everyone in the comments asking why pedophilia is so normalized, it's simple, if you look at it. Girls used to get sold off to grown as men as soon as the "had their first blood." The younger the girl, the more desirable she was. Girls as young as 13 we SOLD to older men to
@theejenbunny2
be their wives by their fathers, who likely bought those girls' mothers in the same manner. Women have historically been treated as property to be bought and sold, and are only valuable as long they're young. It's a sick practice/way of thinking spanning centuries.
@AnarchyHabitat
@ForericatB
The tone could've been better, but I get your point. I got coworkers asking me why I'm not constantly getting my nails done or why I do my own hair, and I'm like "so I don't have to ask coworkers to borrow money to pay my light bill, like you JUST asked me last week."🙄
@_GirlFromAtl
Thank you for admitting you did this. 🗣️🗣️🗣️It's ok to show men you're feeling them, ladies! Guy I'm dating now is so thrown off when I'm willing to spend money on him. It makes me feel like he's never been in a reciprocal relationship, and that hurts my heart.
@apeollo
@MouseMath
@DeshFyre
@PrometheusUB_I
@westunrest
@_Floodlight
This. I go home and can swear I hear the phone we use for To-Go orders ringing. I have nightmares about running around the restaurant. And, I have back problems and a constantly strained rotator cuff from carrying huge trays of heavy plates. Manual labor is taxing as hell.
@unclelondonn__
This. I'm 28, and can't even picture myself dating a 25 year old.
There's a couple at my job, the dude is 28, and his gf JUST turned 19, and it's rubbed me the wrong way since I got hired there. She's not a minor, but she's still very much a baby.
@prettybaddie27
@MrGee54
Mentioned woman having multiple forms of birth control, but then complains about men altering their bodies.
Niggas really don't know anything about how birth control works, huh?
How do they think said birth is being controlled?
@__DonDada_
There are MANY tequilas better than Patrón. I've been screaming this shit for years, and will continue to. Thanks for the info on the black-owned one, though. Definitely gonna check them out.
@PreshisCupcake
@Taqiyya_Sunrise
@devbs_
That man is Stan Lee: Creator of all the Marvel comics that played a monumental role in shaping the person I am today. He created Black Panther, allowing Chadwick to be able to don the mask that brought representation to a whole generation of black children.
@redmeld
@uncle_veek
I love the way she sprinkled the "bless your heart" in there. Translation: "You poor thing, you really ARE that fucking stupid, huh?"
@Jennfermoreno
I wish my mom raised us in a Spanish-speaking household, but she was always more concerned with perfecting our English. My Spanish is decent, here in the states, but I sound like a complete tourist every time we go back to Puerto Rico.
@MouseMath
@apeollo
@DeshFyre
@PrometheusUB_I
@westunrest
@_Floodlight
floor is ACTUALLY like. I've been a server, bartender, cook, hostess, and Assistant GM. I've had GMs come behind my bar on days when we're busy, and actually make things run slower because they had NO CLUE what they were doing. Tom Segura said everyone should be REQUIRED to
@MouseMath
@apeollo
@DeshFyre
@PrometheusUB_I
@westunrest
@_Floodlight
What's wild is, I actively CHOSE to work in FSRs because I intend to own one, and I feel I should know first-hand what I'll be putting my employees through. I see far too many managers who just get hospitality and business management degrees, but have NO CLUE what being on the
@GeminiTerms
Gemini, at least the women, are faithful and loyal to a FAULT. We're FAR to forgiving, understanding, and accommodating, and these traits get taken advantage of time and time again. If ANYTHING, partners are more like to be unfaithful to US 'cause they know we live in grey areas.
One of them actually got LIFE?!??
Not the same slap on the wrist as the rest of them???
Keep it going in this direction, please.
They don't because they know they'll get little to no jail time.
Put the FEAR in the bastards.