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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
11 months
“That little dude with the gum shield is bullying me”.
@TheEuropeanLad
TheEuropeanLad
11 months
📸 - Kevin de Bruyne not happy with Pep taking him off!
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@UruguayanScouse
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2 years
Darwin nunez telling the Everton players what the score is 😂😭😭😂😭😂
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
Liverpool played every single game possible last season and didn’t lose 7-0 lol.
@UtdEIIis
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2 years
Liverpool beat a team that had just played 11 games in 31 days and thought they was back. 🤣.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
This is literally the moment thag derailed arsenals title charge, xhaka ruined their season.
@footbalIfights
Football Fights
2 years
Trent vs Xhaka 👊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
Salah has more premier league golden boots that Rooney and ronaldo combined btw.
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@UruguayanScouse
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2 years
Ah I see but no one could understand this when it was the nunez deal?.
@ConnCFC
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2 years
So Chelsea have paid Shaktar £62m for Mudryk. The £26m of add ons on top include if Chelsea win the CL or PL. That’s actually not a bad deal at all.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
1 year
The guy on premier sports just said it’s taken Liverpool 3 windows to rectify their midfield issues and Arsenal have tried to do it all in 1…. Literally the entirely other way round?😂.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
The only people defending the linesmen are people who hate Liverpool, I guarantee you 10000% that if this happened to a player of the club they supported they would be calling for the linesman’s head.
@mickquinn1089
Mick Quinn
2 years
The Lino with the elbow on Robbo.What do you think
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
1 year
It was to stop Liverpool taking a quick corner you utter tool he literally did that action in favour of arsenal you bellend 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
@AFC_Adi06
AFC_Adi
1 year
To all the Liverpool fans complaining about the ref. Explain this 😭😭🤣.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
Am I going to believe some random Qatari man about buying Liverpool?
@AboSakar13
د. بو صقر
2 years
اشكر اخواني الي دعموني دعم لا محدود وبلا شروط . اخوية العود ابو عادل @alqasmi_wasmi . ابن عمي كنز ليفربول ابن عمي الحبيب مصعب الفياض @AlfayadhMussab . الاخ والصديق الحبيب بيبو @Muhammed201082 . شكرا على ثقتكم بيه وما انسى وقوفكم معي . سيعود ليفربول الى الواجهة باذن الله YNWA
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
@IeeSZN Man’s only been doing it for 6 years but yeah rashfords celebration init
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
1 year
Saka . successful dribbles 4/9 .succesful crosses 1/8.ground duels won 7/18. Tsimikas. dribbled past 1.tackles 3.ground duels won 5/7. Gomez . dribbled past 1.tackles 6.ground duels won 6/7. Where on earth have you pulled out an entire thread of lies? 😭😭😂😭😂😭😂.
@EBL2017
EBL
1 year
Arteta quite clearly identified Tsimikas as a weak link in Liverpool's defence, and Saka consistently got the better of him (and Joe Gomez) in 1v1 situations. However, unfortunately for Saka, many of the high quality balls he played into the box were not met by his teammates. .
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@UruguayanScouse
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2 years
I’m not kidding when I say without injuries Daniel Sturridge would have been an all time great.
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2 years
Daniel Sturridge🕊️
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@UruguayanScouse
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2 years
@Re7ceRevivaI I mean he’s driving forward looking for options and you’ve got 3 boys not moving I don’t think he’s your problem 😂.
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@UruguayanScouse
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10 months
Must be so easy being a city fan. Win everything ✅ . Get a ticket for any match on the day with great seat ✅ . Never have to worry about transfers ✅ . What am I missing?.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
They paid 60 million British pounds for Anthony gordon, they can fork out atleast 100m minimum for diogo jota.
@LFCTransferRoom
LFC Transfer Room
2 years
ℹ️❗️𝗡𝗘𝗪 - @jac_talbot 🌗:. - Eddie Howe's Newcastle United are eyeing up a potential move for @LFC forward Diogo Jota. (. ) However, Jurgen Klopp's side would demand a fee of at least €70m to let the Portuguese forward leave Anfield. 🇵🇹 💰
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@UruguayanScouse
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2 years
@AnfieldWatch What happened to us playing our game not their game?.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
Comfortably, by a massive stretch, incredibly far far far by like a million miles better, the entire cl tournament in 04/05 was about Steven Gerrard. What a hit son, what a hit. Gerrard hello, hello, here we go. The single most iconic cl campaign from 1 player, the real one.
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@UruguayanScouse
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2 years
@geeljellie @WC_LFC_Torres I mean the blues are pretty shit mate.
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@UruguayanScouse
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2 years
@AnfieldEdition @MullockSMirror Well that’s the biggest lie we’ve seen this week.
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@UruguayanScouse
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2 years
@AnfieldEdition @JamesPearceLFC We all knew this already right? It’s more than obvious we’ll only go for midfield & or defence.
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@UruguayanScouse
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2 years
@Onlyonefootball G/a every 114 minutes lad 👀.
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@UruguayanScouse
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1 year
2x african footballer of the year.2x footballer of the year.2x Players POTY.1x Puskas award.3x prem golden boot.1x player of the year.1x playmaker award.3x TOTY. Mo Salah. You asked for it.
@Arshhaz10
CFCArsh 💙
1 year
@FcFalse9 @Botybot4 @aa9skillz 2x Young POTY.1x PL POTY.1x Footballer of the year.1x World Cup Silver ball.This is only personal achievements,show me salah’s please.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
@_colelucas That is actually mental I can’t lie.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
1 year
I’m curious what ever happened to Man City’s 115 charges? They just been swept under the rug?.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
@AnfieldWatch Can he play in midfield?.
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4 years
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@UruguayanScouse
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2 years
All the little cry babies in the comments saying ‘nonsense’ lol arsenal were 8 games unbeaten with 7 wins & were 2-0 up against Liverpool until this moment it all changed. then crumbled the next 3 games and the title charge had been derailed… by xhaka, just accept it boys✌🏼
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
I see it, I see why rivals hate us.
@Origilista
Sadiq🇰🇵
2 years
Once in a blue moon,. You run into a talent that makes you want to cheer for him, who produces artistry on the field. Who puts in a performance beyond your imagination and moves the hearts of everyone watching him. To me, that talent was in Kaka. And its in Harvey Elliott too.
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@UruguayanScouse
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1 year
@Watch_LFC You genuinely have horrendous opinions for everything it’s astounding.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
@OluwoleAcumen The issue is losing a 2-0 lead twice in a row & bottling against bottom of the league 3-3 and then getting pumped by city, which is what happened after xhaka couldn’t keep his anger in his pants as usual.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
Pure shithosery. I love you Andrew robertson
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@UruguayanScouse
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2 years
@GrainOfDoubt @AnfieldEdition But at the end of the day what relevance does that have? Do we want to compete with top quality midfielder or do we want to experiment with unproven players when our starters are injury prone.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
Richarlson rolling around from a shoulder barge… stops for a second mid fall to look up to see if the ref is falling for it before rolling around
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
Nunez & Bellingham next season
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
1 year
Nunez turned on his inner Suarez and then remembered he is Darwin Nunez
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
Trent literally did this yesterday.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
@AnfieldEdition @richardajkeys Literally last year liverpool won the most games of any team in the world but yeah let’s listen to what Richard keys has to say😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
1 year
Mo Salah, .From unreliable to undeniable.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
Imagine having to use another teams win to make you feel better about getting flattened 7-0 by the same team you’re trying to banter ahahaha.
@UtdEIIis
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2 years
Had to stop off to get my favourite drink on the way to the gym. 🍒
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
4 years
@werneresque @The_Gerrard_Era @HajirFT Not sure where you got 25 g/a from
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@UruguayanScouse
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11 months
@3rubengoat @Wesdinho_ One bad performance? Try one good performance 😂😂😂😂.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
If you think me a grown ass man is going to get Darwizzy 9 on the back of a shirt next season you are absolutely correct.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
1 year
Newcastle are committing foul after foul after foul but trent got booked for being pushed off the pitch and throwing the ball back onto it…. This is honestly the biggest clearest showing of referee’s teaming up to try and get at Klopp & Liverpool for calling them out on the shit.
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@UruguayanScouse
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11 months
@MufcWonItAll2 @craftysan34 @scootch101 Makes absolutely no difference you’re the one who listed it bellend.
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@UruguayanScouse
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3 years
@DeYork02 @MiguelDelaney @sophdutton18 Mane has literally won 3 shootouts in 2022 but you think his record is poor for 1 miss?.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
@CurtisWones @ART_dinorod @SeanDOlfc Man you just don’t understand football at all do you.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
10 months
Unless he’s sprained/fractured his ankle there is literally no reason he would be limping in this exact same motion every time, truly embarrassing.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
@FalIingPetaIs He gets endless criticism this season dunno how you’ve not seen that.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
11 months
Do you want to lie anymore? Twat
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@ak179_
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11 months
The way Liverpool fans are gassing this draw and City fans are basically taking it as a loss just completely sums up the Pep/Klopp era.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
It’s 2023 and people still think salah dives lol man gets beaten up all game and doesn’t go down and doesn’t get any decisions for him for about 3/4 years now.
@FootbalITweet
Football Tweets
2 years
If Salah Was A Seal
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
4 years
@ESPNFC World cups. Ozil 1-0 Jose mourinho.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
4 years
@CFCSion_ @werneresque @The_Gerrard_Era @HajirFT And it’s still wrong? Even with nationals league international games he hasn’t even hit that😂😂😂😂
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@UruguayanScouse
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2 years
@eurofootcom I can’t be the only one thinking that in 839 games a return of 214 g/a is pretty poor for an attacker?.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
1 year
@choppinbored Literally is, twat.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
There seems to be a pattern here… Liverpool and leeds get called horrible bastards but it’s blueshite who are starting physical fights with every team they play 🧐.
@Everton_Extra
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2 years
Horrible bastards.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
It’s funny how chelsea fans try and make a hazard - salah debate when the real debate is whether hazard was even better than coutinho in his prime haha.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
1 year
@futarii1 Atleast make it realistic bro conceded 3+ 6 times we ain’t even conceded 18 goals this season yet 😭😂😭😂.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
Sunday league? That’s Andy Robertson right there.
@FootbaIIFckUps
Football F*ck Ups
2 years
The most Sunday League full-back you will ever see 🤣
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@UruguayanScouse
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2 years
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2 years
Harvey elliott emptying his pockets after match
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@UruguayanScouse
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2 years
United have sunk so low that to defend themselves they have to use clips from Brighton to try and shame us ahahahahaha you pathetic sore losers.
@ZirkzeeEra_
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2 years
Liverpool fans are trolling Lisandro Martinez, look at what Mitoma did to your whole defense 😂.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
1 year
@EmenaIo @MeeroyLFC @talkSPORT You literally just proved his point?😂😂😂😂.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
3 years
@Aybars27396158 @AnfieldRd96 Have you been living under a rock for the past few days? Nunez is a done deal.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
1 year
Did Pedro porro just take his shirt off and show the back of his shirt to the crowd after 9 man Liverpool conceded an own goal to 14 man spurs? . No shame 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
Darwizzy isn’t just a footballer, .Darwizzy is a life style, .Darwizzy is a community,.Darwizzy is everything.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
This is season will not be remembered as the year united came third & won the cardboard cup Rio, it will be remembered as the year united got pumped 7-0 by Liverpool.
@FootyAccums
Footy Accumulators
2 years
Rio Ferdinand 🗣. "If Arsenal don't win the league and Manchester United finish third and just have 1 trophy (Carabao), they (Man United) would have a better season than Arsenal.". [Vibe with five]
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
Aha the fact he’s had to go through Alison’s entire Liverpool career to make this video, de gea has this many fuck ups a season let alone 5 years.
@FaruqBashar
BASH-AAR 🔞
2 years
This would go unnoticed cos his name not De Gea and he’s a “modern day Goalkeeper”
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
@EplCentric That was 3 years ago & yes we did lol.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
Atleast this edit looks real
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@MCFCGabster
💎MCFCGabby💎
2 years
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
I’ll say it again and again - stop giving people who have 0 football iq a platform.
@TMLFC19
Thomas
2 years
Most embarrassing twat I've seen in my life
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
@Demirlizer @eurofootcom What? Messi is great but relevance? None😂 could pretty much pick any attacker if they’ve played 800+ games they should have more than 214 g/a.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
1 year
@LFC_Fury The amount of people missing the joke here is hilarious 😂😂.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
@AnfieldWatch Yep that’s a good start, another 3/4 players should do it.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
Which left back is better?. Current Kostas Tsimikas or prime Ashley Cole?
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@views09
Nungua Burnaboy
2 years
Which left back is better?. Current Alejandro Balde. Or Prime Marcelo
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
We’ve all seen your hemroid arsehole love pipe down.
@AstridWett
Astrid Wett
2 years
Could never be my club 😂😂😂
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
@NumeroUnoDAA @TheAnfieldTalk The problem is 100% tactical as teams exploit us the same way every single game.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
Didn’t expect this to blow up much but while you’re here
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
1 year
@DalgIish @DannyLFC_ They do it for every player not just the worst
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
Klopp putting carvalho on for the last 10 seconds of the match is just pure disrespect what did Fabio do to deserve the treatment he’s had since the World Cup?.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
@TheSecretScout_ No he’s not he was playing left back last year, Walker is the one being kept out of the team by an academy lad.
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@UruguayanScouse
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2 years
@JayJay72124 7-0 happened a week ago mate.
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@UruguayanScouse
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2 years
‘Massive part in keeping the club up’ lad you got more yellow cards for diving than you scored goals.
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
2 years
🗣️ "My whole life has been at Everton. I was a massive part in keeping the club up, so for them to not even show me any credit or thank me, it hurt me a little bit." 😧. Anthony Gordon speaks to Sky Sports about his January transfer from Everton to Newcastle ⤵️
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@UruguayanScouse
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2 years
This might be the single most hilarious image I’ve ever seen 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂
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@UruguayanScouse
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@LFCDRUSKI That’s Fabinho mate.
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2 years
@MaldiveGunner @ftblthoughts He’s literally talking about 1 Brazilian & 1 English player ???.
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2 years
@LFCdedoid @AnfieldEdition Yet our forwards score more than theirs every year.
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@UruguayanScouse
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1 year
@schuld_eth @InternetH0F ‘I regret partying’. ‘I should have brought that property’ . What a boring outlook on life.
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@UruguayanScouse
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2 years
@RamboFYI @LFC_carnage__ This clip kinda sums up us defensively as a whole, ignoring Fabinho’s clearance the whole box full of Liverpool players not having a clue what to do.
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@UruguayanScouse
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2 years
It gets funnier and funnier every time you watch it, rashford has absolutely no intent to get the ball/ put a cross in/ take a shot, he is literally looking for a penalty and only a penalty. Play the game properly you donut.
@lxwiswya
lxwis
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
I don’t disagree with this but there’s still like 12/13 games to go when did awards start being given out 2 and a half months before the end of the season?.
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
2 years
Arsenal captain Martin Ødegaard wins Premier League player of the year at the London Football Awards.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
Let’s only look at trent in this photo shall we? not hendo at left back, elliott at right back and virgil in centre mid.
@TheDalglishStnd
The Kenny Dalglish Stand YNWA 🔴 JFT97 🙏🏻 6 x
2 years
Someone please explain this defendin' an why Trents playin' Crealish 2 yards onside???
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
@DaveOCKOP Jurgen is literally talking like it’s 4 years ago milner hasn’t been able to put a challenge in for near half a decade.
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2 years
Klopp walking into his press conference they day after the take over
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
Who’s the bigger rat?
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darwin church
2 years
@Ethanjohn150 @Jacoblfc199 @AnfieldWatch Nope that would be from mane, Neco Williams & minamino bro.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
@pallystine @GuzKhanOfficial @KSI @Arsenal They’ve already got a rapist im sure adding a racist to their ranks wouldn’t bother them much.
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@UruguayanScouse
darwin church
2 years
Liverpool losing 1-0 to Bouremouth won’t be remembered in a year. Liverpool 7-0 Man united will be remembered for a lifetime.
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