Football F*ck Ups
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You can’t beat the away day bus with the lads 🤣
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When the penalty is so bad it breaks the stadium roof 😂
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Jamie Redknapp is absolutely spot on yet again….
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Diego Simeone nutmegging Pep Guardiola twice in a row and then applauding himself.
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Courtois look good in training today, not letting a single goal in from 2000 shots. Tomorrow, he and Falcao train with rest of squad.
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An Italian magazine voted this as the worst 20 seconds of football ever played (QPR vs. Man City, 1993)
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Throwback to Steve Bruce outrunning the whole Newcastle team on FIFA22. This will never get old 😭😭.
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@pizzahutuk @ManUtd I can confirm I was rejected from the job at Pizza Hut. I couldn’t make a “Four Seasons” successfully.
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Never forget when Renato Sanches thought the Carabao logo was his Swansea teammate. 🤣.
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BREAKING: Arsenal have had a £45m bid accepted for Chinese sensation Fu-Kin No-Wan.
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The Algerian first division is a special place. 😅
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The most Sunday League full-back you will ever see 🤣
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The set-up was so perfect the ref couldn’t help himself. 😲😂😂
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Kane won't see any of the abuse he get's on social media. He can't find the net.
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Got stopped in ze street today for directions "Excuse me,how do you get to Liverpool?". "Just have a decent season for Southampton" I reply.
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Year is 2045:. Wenger & Assistant manager Olivier Giroud on their way to manage Arsenal's opening match in League 2.
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When you realise you've gone from Robben & Neuer to Sterling and Hart.
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Very happy with the signing of Baba Rahman. I hear he is twice the player Ba was.
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This Sol Campbell World Cup prediction will never be defeated 🤣
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I tell my wife that Adebayor leaving Tottenham. She say "Who?". I say "They're a football team".
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Summer top transfers until now:. 1.Mkhitaryan to Manchester United .2.Manchester United to Zlatan.3.Messi to jail.
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Chelsea have drawn Qarabag in their Champions League draw. If you're wondering who they are. They're a shit team from London.
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Jamie Redknapp is absolutely spot on yet again….
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Watford turning down £20m for Troy Deeney is football's most shocking moment since the time Leicester bid £20m for Troy Deeney.
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Throwback to when Alex Song thought Carles Puyol wanted him to lift the Liga trophy ahead of cancer survivor Eric Abidal.
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Why we lose today you ask?. We had to play against two teams at the same time, Brighton & Hove Albion.
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Chelsea fans getting excited about Conte doing well at international tournament. What could possibly go wrong?!
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What's the difference between Chelsea and the Bermuda Triangle?. The Bermuda Triangle has three points. http://t.co/yYOJHt4H7M.
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It’ll be nice for Morata when he gets married. It’ll make a change to hear “Mrs Morata” instead of “Morata misses”.
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A prisoner on Death Row in Utah has been allowed to choose his firing squad. He has chosen Giroud.
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Jose: "Why is there a tree in your pitch?".Ed: "No, thats Fellaini.". Ed: "Wait, Jose, why are you leaving?!"
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They all got arms crossed apart from Jesús Navas, who can't cross.
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3 professional football players versus 100 kids. This is class 👌😂
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Klopp: "It's difficult to sign quality players without Champions League."
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Leaked Man Utd line up to play Leicester City:. De Gea.Godin.Boateng .Alderweireld.Maguire.Sandro.Kovacic.Fred.Bale.Lukaku.Perisic.
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First I was the special one, then I was the happy one but I will always be the selling Juan.
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Zlatan's got 4 in 3. Lacazette 4 in 2 & Lewandoski hit a first half hat-trick.
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Aubemayang on the way to Premier League yes?. I haven't seen Manchester City fans this excited since they were Chelsea fans!.
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Never forget Mido's legendary crossbar challenge. 😂🤦♂️
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I present to you, the worse miss in football history 😭😂
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Missing: Eden Hazard. Last Seen: Being better than Ronaldo.
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What you get if you cross a ball and Radamel Falcao?. A goal kick.
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This will be the worst offside decision you'll ever see 🤣
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José find leaked transcript of negotiations between Arsene Wenger and Valencia.
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Hart should try using his hands in goal, rather than just his head and shoulders.
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How many Arsenal fans does it take to change lightbulb?. None - they quite happy living in the shadows.
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Just seen a Manchester City dartboard for sale on eBay. But no doubles or trebles, and full of pricks.
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When I'm dead, I want the United players to help bury me so they can let me down one more time.
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"Can't lose the dressing room if you sell all the players"
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England 0-0 Panama, 85 minutes gone, Gareth Southgate decides to send on Danny Welbeck, Cross comes in.
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